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[Axekix]

yukidama wrote...

Only the finest platinum pendant (shaped
like a jackalope with sapphire eyes) will do.

Until then,
Moobistair and I are going to my mother's house.

Yep... I'm screwed.

Herr Uhl wrote...

tmp7704 wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

*psst* dude, you need to go for jewelry Alistair slash this time, she wont let you get away that cheaply.

fixed.
amateurs

No, that is saved for when he makes Alastair pleasuring Leli.

Hahaha Herr Uhl is always 2 steps ahead.

[KnightofPhoenix]

Kryyptehk wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...
Alistair in a dog collar and a leather thong, getting obiedience training, isn't relevant?

That sounds like my dream from last night:o

Oh wait, I'm not into doing that with men....maybe it was Morrigan? -wonders-

I beg your pardon?

[mellifera]

Axekix wrote...

yukidama wrote...

Only the finest platinum pendant (shaped
like a jackalope with sapphire eyes) will do.

Until then,
Moobistair and I are going to my mother's house.

Yep... I'm screwed.

Herr Uhl wrote...

tmp7704 wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

*psst* dude, you need to go for jewelry Alistair slash this time, she wont let you get away that cheaply.

fixed.
amateurs

No, that is saved for when he makes Alastair pleasuring Leli.

Hahaha Herr Uhl is always 2 steps ahead.

Then it's over I'll go find an internets lawyer to draft up the divorce papers.

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

Kryyptehk wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

LadyDamodred wrote...

Let us return to more relevant things:

Alistair in a dog collar and a leather thong, getting obiedience training, isn't relevant?

That sounds like my dream from last night:o

Oh wait, I'm not into doing that with men....maybe it was Morrigan? -wonders-

Morrigan obiedience training? My husband would have an easier time convincing me to do housework for a change.

Morrigan would look smashing in some good dominatrix gear. Especially a nice pvc catsuit and some super-jacked thigh high ball-buster boots.

She was just made to say "lick mistress' boots like a good boy, and I'll hit you a little softer next time".

[Kryyptehk]

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Kryyptehk wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...
Alistair in a dog collar and a leather thong, getting obiedience training, isn't relevant?

That sounds like my dream from last night:o

Oh wait, I'm not into doing that with men....maybe it was Morrigan? -wonders-

I beg your pardon?

Hmmm? Sorry, I'm trying to remember if I had a dream about Alistair or Morrigan. It's hard for me to remember sometimes. -strokes chin and continues wondering, whilst avoiding any question KoP may have brought up-

[KnightofPhoenix]

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...
Morrigan obiedience training? My husband would have an easier time convincing me to do housework for a change.

Morrigan would look smashing in some good dominatrix gear. Especially a nice pvc catsuit and some super-jacked thigh high ball-buster boots.

She was just made to say "lick mistress' boots like a good boy, and I'll hit you a little softer next time".

That's more like it
(she would probably be the only woman I would tolerate doing that)

[Axekix]

yukidama wrote...

Then it's over I'll go find an internets lawyer to draft up the divorce papers.

Think of our children!  Little Moobistair!  Little Caramel Pudding-stair!  What will they think?

[Herr Uhl]

Kryyptehk wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Kryyptehk wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...
Alistair in a dog collar and a leather thong, getting obiedience training, isn't relevant?

That sounds like my dream from last night:o

Oh wait, I'm not into doing that with men....maybe it was Morrigan? -wonders-

I beg your pardon?

Hmmm? Sorry, I'm trying to remember if I had a dream about Alistair or Morrigan. It's hard for me to remember sometimes. -strokes chin and continues wondering, whilst avoiding any question KoP may have brought up-

Well, then I'll have to establish whatever I imagine as what it was.

I'll be off to my bunk.

[LadyDamodred]

Herr Uhl wrote...

LadyDamodred wrote...

You know, I have stated before in public that if you feed me dark chocolate godiva truffles, I will do anything.

Even... Steak?

Let me clarify:  I will do anything for the person providing me with truffles.

[Kryyptehk]

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Kryyptehk wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

LadyDamodred wrote...

Let us return to more relevant things:

Alistair in a dog collar and a leather thong, getting obiedience training, isn't relevant?

That sounds like my dream from last night:o

Oh wait, I'm not into doing that with men....maybe it was Morrigan? -wonders-

Morrigan obiedience training? My husband would have an easier time convincing me to do housework for a change.

Morrigan would look smashing in some good dominatrix gear. Especially a nice pvc catsuit and some super-jacked thigh high ball-buster boots.

She was just made to say "lick mistress' boots like a good boy, and I'll hit you a little softer next time".

That's what I meant, I can't remember if it was Morrigan or Alistair...but Alistair doesn't seem the type, so maybe it was Morrigan? Then again, my brain rarely keeps characters IC for that kind of stuff. So it could be either. The world may never know...

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

Kryyptehk wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Kryyptehk wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...
Alistair in a dog collar and a leather thong, getting obiedience training, isn't relevant?

That sounds like my dream from last night:o

Oh wait, I'm not into doing that with men....maybe it was Morrigan? -wonders-

I beg your pardon?

Hmmm? Sorry, I'm trying to remember if I had a dream about Alistair or Morrigan. It's hard for me to remember sometimes. -strokes chin and continues wondering, whilst avoiding any question KoP may have brought up-

Maybe you and Morrigan double-domming Alistair. Now that's a threesome I'd have no problem doing in a canon playthrough.

[Herr Uhl]

LadyDamodred wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

LadyDamodred wrote...

You know, I have stated before in public that if you feed me dark chocolate godiva truffles, I will do anything.

Even... Steak?

Let me clarify:  I will do anything for the person providing me with truffles.

Laundry too? Awesome!

[Kryyptehk]

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Kryyptehk wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Kryyptehk wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...
Alistair in a dog collar and a leather thong, getting obiedience training, isn't relevant?

That sounds like my dream from last night:o

Oh wait, I'm not into doing that with men....maybe it was Morrigan? -wonders-

I beg your pardon?

Hmmm? Sorry, I'm trying to remember if I had a dream about Alistair or Morrigan. It's hard for me to remember sometimes. -strokes chin and continues wondering, whilst avoiding any question KoP may have brought up-

Maybe you and Morrigan double-domming Alistair. Now that's a threesome I'd have no problem doing in a canon playthrough.

I don't know, I'm not very good at being dominant during smexy time. But I'm sure I could get Morrigan to teach me:whistle:

[Axekix]

LadyDamodred wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

LadyDamodred wrote...

You know, I have stated before in public that if you feed me dark chocolate godiva truffles, I will do anything.

Even... Steak?

Let me clarify:  I will do anything for the person providing me with truffles.

Hmm, even cooking them steak?  Cause your grilling instructions were kickass!

[mellifera]

Axekix wrote...

yukidama wrote...

Then it's over I'll go find an internets lawyer to draft up the divorce papers.

Think of our children!  Little Moobistair!  Little Caramel Pudding-stair!  What will they think?

It's better for them than to be witness to this sham marriage! :crying::crying::crying::crying: Caramel Pudding-stair can stay with you, but I have grown too attached to Moobistair to leave him.

[KnightofPhoenix]

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Maybe you and Morrigan double-domming Alistair. Now that's a threesome I'd have no problem doing in a canon playthrough.

Nope, Morrigan does not like to share nor be shared.
My kind of girl  

[Kryyptehk]

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Maybe you and Morrigan double-domming Alistair. Now that's a threesome I'd have no problem doing in a canon playthrough.

Nope, Morrigan does not like to share nor be shared.
My kind of girl  

Pfft, she doesn't mind me sharing her with you....oh wait, you aren't suppose to know that. Nevermind:whistle:

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Maybe you and Morrigan double-domming Alistair. Now that's a threesome I'd have no problem doing in a canon playthrough.

Nope, Morrigan does not like to share nor be shared.
My kind of girl  

Neither do I. But since she's gonna end up banging Alistair anyway, so the two of us can run off and live happily ever after, I may as well get my own amusement out of the bargain.

[KnightofPhoenix]

Kryyptehk wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Maybe you and Morrigan double-domming Alistair. Now that's a threesome I'd have no problem doing in a canon playthrough.

Nope, Morrigan does not like to share nor be shared.
My kind of girl  

Pfft, she doesn't mind me sharing her with you....oh wait, you aren't suppose to know that. Nevermind:whistle:

I meant in the same instance, same place and same time.

Which doesn't sound so bad now that you mention it.

[Axekix]

yukidama wrote...

Axekix wrote...

yukidama wrote...

Then it's over I'll go find an internets lawyer to draft up the divorce papers.

Think of our children!  Little Moobistair!  Little Caramel Pudding-stair!  What will they think?

It's better for them than to be witness to this sham marriage! :crying::crying::crying::crying: Caramel Pudding-stair can stay with you, but I have grown too attached to Moobistair to leave him.

But... But, Yuki!



*uninstalls Photoshop and goes on a drinking binge*

[Jackalope]

LadyDamodred wrote...

Let us return to more relevant things:

Normally I'm hanging out in the Garrus thread over on the Mass Effect side of the forums but...THANK YOU FOR THIS PICTURE.

Whew.  God bless Bioware and all their romance options...

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

Axekix wrote...

yukidama wrote...

Axekix wrote...

yukidama wrote...

Then it's over I'll go find an internets lawyer to draft up the divorce papers.

Think of our children!  Little Moobistair!  Little Caramel Pudding-stair!  What will they think?

It's better for them than to be witness to this sham marriage! :crying::crying::crying::crying: Caramel Pudding-stair can stay with you, but I have grown too attached to Moobistair to leave him.

But... But, Yuki!



*uninstalls Photoshop and goes on a drinking binge*

Stabbed with your own dagger....

This tragic tale is bringing a single tear to me eye. Bioware, take note!

[Kryyptehk]

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Kryyptehk wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Maybe you and Morrigan double-domming Alistair. Now that's a threesome I'd have no problem doing in a canon playthrough.

Nope, Morrigan does not like to share nor be shared.
My kind of girl  

Pfft, she doesn't mind me sharing her with you....oh wait, you aren't suppose to know that. Nevermind:whistle:

I meant in the same instance, same place and same time.

Which doesn't sound so bad now that you mention it.

You must have forgotten that night when me and Morrigan got you drunk. Probably for the best....

(which would be hard to do, since neither of us drink. I don't think Morrigan does either, at that.)

[Axekix]

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...


Stabbed with your own dagger....

This tragic tale is bringing a single tear to me eye. Bioware, take note!

It was rather riveting wasn't it?

[mellifera]

Axekix wrote...
But... But, Yuki!



*uninstalls Photoshop and goes on a drinking binge*

Goodbye...