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Alistair, post-coronation... and/or Alistair gush thread (Origins/Awakening Spoilers)


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#28601
Kryyptehk

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KnightofPhoenix wrote...

LadyDamodred wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

LadyDamodred wrote...

Also, I once had an internet friend call my bluff on this and he sent truffles.  XD


Ah yes, your harem of fanboys,


Minions!  They are very useful.  I suggest you get yourself some.


Pff. You don't have an actual official fanclub, now do you? Posted Image

I am the expert on accumulating minions here please.


Sure, but one of your Minions is only your minion because you claim to be TIM. So technically, I'm a TIM minion.:P

#28602
Kryyptehk

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Yuki, I think I'm disturbed by the fact that yours and Axekix's child looks like a man you sleep with on DA...-gasp!- Axekix, Moobiestair is actually the son of Alistair!

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Herr Uhl wrote...

LadyDamodred wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

LadyDamodred wrote...

Also, I once had an internet friend call my bluff on this and he sent truffles.  XD


Ah yes, your harem of fanboys,


Minions!  They are very useful.  I suggest you get yourself some.


I just need a few, those who already have fanboys minions.

And I'll be sending my laundry with a box of truffles. The laced underwear needs to go in a special bag.


You levels of casual, feigned normality astounds me daily, Herr.

#28604
Skadi_the_Evil_Elf

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yukidama wrote...

Axekix wrote...

yukidama wrote...

I hope his brother dies. I should have had it terminated. >:|

That's not very motherly of you. :?

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Axe, you are a paragon of the
sick, twisted, and sadistic.

I salute you.[smilie]../../../images/forum/emoticons/policeman.png[/smilie]

Why thank you! [smilie]../../../images/forum/emoticons/grin.png[/smilie]


I never said I was motherly, especially not to... that thing.

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I remember some snide comment about Alistair filling maternal feelings for the fan-girls. Pheh.

Closest I come to "maternal" feelings regarding Alistar involve breastfeeding and giving him his nightly bath time.

And tucking him into bed with a nice bedtime story....before I cover him in honey and key lime pie and devour him at my leisure....

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Herr Uhl

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Kryyptehk wrote...

Yuki, I think I'm disturbed by the fact that yours and Axekix's child looks like a man you sleep with on DA...-gasp!- Axekix, Moobiestair is actually the son of Alistair!


No, it's his cousin. He was raised by the Dalish.

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yukidama wrote...

I never said I was motherly, especially not to... that thing.

Ouch.  Even Flemeth thinks that's cold!

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Kryyptehk wrote...

Yuki, I think I'm disturbed by the fact that yours and Axekix's child looks like a man you sleep with on DA...-gasp!- Axekix, Moobiestair is actually the son of Alistair!

...WHAT!??!

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Kryyptehk wrote...

Yuki, I think I'm disturbed by the fact that yours and Axekix's child looks like a man you sleep with on DA...-gasp!- Axekix, Moobiestair is actually the son of Alistair!


Why are you spilling my darkest secret so casually?!! :o

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Kryyptehk

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yukidama wrote...

Kryyptehk wrote...

Yuki, I think I'm disturbed by the fact that yours and Axekix's child looks like a man you sleep with on DA...-gasp!- Axekix, Moobiestair is actually the son of Alistair!


Why are you spilling my darkest secret so casually?!! :o


I don't approve of infidelity , Yuki. -crosses arms-

Kry disapproves -100.

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#28610
Skadi_the_Evil_Elf

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Kryyptehk wrote...

yukidama wrote...

Kryyptehk wrote...

Yuki, I think I'm disturbed by the fact that yours and Axekix's child looks like a man you sleep with on DA...-gasp!- Axekix, Moobiestair is actually the son of Alistair!


Why are you spilling my darkest secret so casually?!! :o


I don't approve of infidelity , Yuki. -crosses arms-

Kry disapproves -100.



Not me.

Skadi approves +100...providing you both agree to appear on Jerry Springer, and get me tickets for the audience.

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Kryyptehk wrote...

yukidama wrote...

Kryyptehk wrote...

Yuki, I think I'm disturbed by the fact that yours and Axekix's child looks like a man you sleep with on DA...-gasp!- Axekix, Moobiestair is actually the son of Alistair!


Why are you spilling my darkest secret so casually?!! :o


I don't approve of infidelity , Yuki. -crosses arms-

Kry disapproves -100.

It was shortly before I met Axe! I was young and stupid, I had to find someone to be the father! :crying:

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Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Not me.

Skadi approves +100...providing you both agree to appear on Jerry Springer, and get me tickets for the audience.

Of course you would approve.  You're an evil elf.

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Axekix

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It was shortly before I met Axe! I was young and stupid, I had to find someone to be the father! :crying:

I feel so used...

#28614
Kryyptehk

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yukidama wrote...

Kryyptehk wrote...

yukidama wrote...

Kryyptehk wrote...

Yuki, I think I'm disturbed by the fact that yours and Axekix's child looks like a man you sleep with on DA...-gasp!- Axekix, Moobiestair is actually the son of Alistair!


Why are you spilling my darkest secret so casually?!! :o


I don't approve of infidelity , Yuki. -crosses arms-

Kry disapproves -100.

It was shortly before I met Axe! I was young and stupid, I had to find someone to be the father! :crying:


Ohhhh...ummm...oops?:blush:

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mellifera

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Axekix wrote...

yukidama wrote...

It was shortly before I met Axe! I was young and stupid, I had to find someone to be the father! :crying:

I feel so used...


Well, what's done is done :(

#28616
Herr Uhl

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soignee wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

LadyDamodred wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

LadyDamodred wrote...

Also, I once had an internet friend call my bluff on this and he sent truffles.  XD


Ah yes, your harem of fanboys,


Minions!  They are very useful.  I suggest you get yourself some.


I just need a few, those who already have fanboys minions.

And I'll be sending my laundry with a box of truffles. The laced underwear needs to go in a special bag.


You levels of casual, feigned normality astounds me daily, Herr.


What is this about feigning?

#28617
Axekix

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yukidama wrote...

Axekix wrote...

yukidama wrote...

It was shortly before I met Axe! I was young and stupid, I had to find someone to be the father! :crying:

I feel so used...


Well, what's done is done :(

This is a worse surprise than when I found out I was Revan back in '03 :unsure:

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Axekix wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Not me.

Skadi approves +100...providing you both agree to appear on Jerry Springer, and get me tickets for the audience.

Of course you would approve.  You're an evil elf.


No, Yuki is not! THIS is an evil elf...and ohhhhh what she is going to do to Isolde....:devil:

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Ok Skadi...may be an evil elf. But still...Isolde dies.

#28620
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Lady Jess wrote...

Ok Skadi...may be an evil elf. But still...Isolde dies.


Skadi is too awesome to be an elf. Her name is a disguise for her to inflitrate the elven ranks and then....<classified information>.

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#28621
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Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

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You're welcome!  The pleasure is all mine.  No, really.

And goddamn, I love this angle.   have got to take Nakie Alistair somewhere and try to get more.
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Do you let him battle Loghain like that? Please tell me you do....

One more fantasy to fulfill before I die.


Yes.
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#28622
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Axekix wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Not me.

Skadi approves +100...providing you both agree to appear on Jerry Springer, and get me tickets for the audience.

Of course you would approve.  You're an evil elf.

Evil? I think that she is nice.

#28623
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THIS is an evil elf...and ohhhhh what she is going to do to Isolde....:devil:

She's a bloodmage right?  Does it involve a desire demon... and leather restraints perhaps?

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LadyDamodred

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Herr Uhl wrote...

LadyDamodred wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

LadyDamodred wrote...

Also, I once had an internet friend call my bluff on this and he sent truffles.  XD


Ah yes, your harem of fanboys,


Minions!  They are very useful.  I suggest you get yourself some.


I just need a few, those who already have fanboys minions.

And I'll be sending my laundry with a box of truffles. The laced underwear needs to go in a special bag.


Alrighty.  I have one of those myself.

Dark chocolate truffles, mind you.  The extra dark are especially nice.  *likes some bite*

#28625
Kryyptehk

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LadyDamodred wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

LadyDamodred wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

LadyDamodred wrote...

Also, I once had an internet friend call my bluff on this and he sent truffles.  XD


Ah yes, your harem of fanboys,


Minions!  They are very useful.  I suggest you get yourself some.


I just need a few, those who already have fanboys minions.

And I'll be sending my laundry with a box of truffles. The laced underwear needs to go in a special bag.


Alrighty.  I have one of those myself.

Dark chocolate truffles, mind you.  The extra dark are especially nice.  *likes some bite*


I prefer the white chocolate ones. I love truffles, the exploding-in-your-mouth thing is epic.^_^