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And I will admit part of my disgust with Isolde is tied to my Teagan-obsession.  I just wanna punt her off the cliffside there at the windmill (Ala Leonidas, cause let's face it, the PC is cool that way).


Mine is mixed up in that. It's the fact she comes screechy out, begging to him like he *has* to do exactly what she wants, when she wants it, and she doesn't care anything about the battle that was just fought or even the fact we're alive. No, she doesn't even notice us until she thinks we butt into her business and then we get the whole, condescending whine, "Who is this woman, Teagan??!" Like, how dare we stop her from doing just want she wants. Boot upside the head!

Hmmm. I guess it's my  late night rant time, and Isolde won the price! She just needs to step off, so I can take the Bann Sexy to dreams with me. I know I have a think for the BannHammer, since when Oghren calles him pot-bellied and is going to go off in a drinking contest with him.... I just think it makes him cuter. Big strong sexy chest, with a little pot-belly and love handles! Perfect! :D

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I guess that shows where the expression "his muscles have muscles" must have come from.


I bet the guy needs a microscope to find his... "Cough":D

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yea thats...just...beyond gross.  Posted Image

And I will admit part of my disgust with Isolde is tied to my Teagan-obsession.  I just wanna punt her off the cliffside there at the windmill (Ala Leonidas, cause let's face it, the PC is cool that way).

Haha, actually the sad part is that guy's "muscle" is all synthol injections... meaning they're not even really functional.  Just giant balloons of scar tissue.  Sexy eh!?

As for the Isolde hate... well you ladies just can't see her appeal.  She's definitely got the hawt mature woman vibe going on.   I'd love to see her with her hair down... when she's not frowning... and talking about her son.  If only there was a way to get rid of Eamon!

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Bring back Jowan, and poison Eamon again after the Landsmeet. Set Anora up as the poisoner, that would get her beheaded quick. Then she'd be free of Eamon, her son would already be dead, and she'd be looking around for a new man to catch. You could jump right in and save the day!

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Bring back Jowan, and poison Eamon again after the Landsmeet. Set Anora up as the poisoner, that would get her beheaded quick. Then she'd be free of Eamon, her son would already be dead, and she'd be looking around for a new man to catch. You could jump right in and save the day!

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That is absolutely brilliant!  I like the way you think.

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sabreene wrote...


sylvanaerie wrote...

And I will admit part of my disgust with Isolde is tied to my Teagan-obsession.  I just wanna punt her off the cliffside there at the windmill (Ala Leonidas, cause let's face it, the PC is cool that way).


Mine is mixed up in that. It's the fact she comes screechy out, begging to him like he *has* to do exactly what she wants, when she wants it, and she doesn't care anything about the battle that was just fought or even the fact we're alive. No, she doesn't even notice us until she thinks we butt into her business and then we get the whole, condescending whine, "Who is this woman, Teagan??!" Like, how dare we stop her from doing just want she wants. Boot upside the head!

Hmmm. I guess it's my  late night rant time, and Isolde won the price! She just needs to step off, so I can take the Bann Sexy to dreams with me. I know I have a think for the BannHammer, since when Oghren calles him pot-bellied and is going to go off in a drinking contest with him.... I just think it makes him cuter. Big strong sexy chest, with a little pot-belly and love handles! Perfect! :D


Teagan is YUMMY with a SPOON!!Posted ImagePosted ImagePosted Image  I'd love to eat some key lime pie off that man!

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Axekix wrote...

sabreene wrote...

Bring back Jowan, and poison Eamon again after the Landsmeet. Set Anora up as the poisoner, that would get her beheaded quick. Then she'd be free of Eamon, her son would already be dead, and she'd be looking around for a new man to catch. You could jump right in and save the day!

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That is absolutely brilliant!  I like the way you think.


It's settled!! We'll help you set it up, as long as she never comes close to the Bann Hammer :wub::wub: again.

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sabreene wrote...

Axekix wrote...

sabreene wrote...

Bring back Jowan, and poison Eamon again after the Landsmeet. Set Anora up as the poisoner, that would get her beheaded quick. Then she'd be free of Eamon, her son would already be dead, and she'd be looking around for a new man to catch. You could jump right in and save the day!

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That is absolutely brilliant!  I like the way you think.


It's settled!! We'll help you set it up, as long as she never comes close to the Bann Hammer :wub::wub: again.


agreed...who do I have to flashfry? Isolde? No problem...WHOOPS what do you mean it was supposed to be Eamon???Posted Image

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The birds are starting to sing outside. I guess that must mean I should go to sleep!

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sylvanaerie wrote...

sabreene wrote...

Axekix wrote...

sabreene wrote...

Bring back Jowan, and poison Eamon again after the Landsmeet. Set Anora up as the poisoner, that would get her beheaded quick. Then she'd be free of Eamon, her son would already be dead, and she'd be looking around for a new man to catch. You could jump right in and save the day!

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That is absolutely brilliant!  I like the way you think.


It's settled!! We'll help you set it up, as long as she never comes close to the Bann Hammer :wub::wub: again.


agreed...who do I have to flashfry? Isolde? No problem...WHOOPS what do you mean it was supposed to be Eamon???Posted Image



heheheh... that part was secret!!! It was supposed to be an accident!:bandit:

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sylvanaerie wrote...

sabreene wrote...

Axekix wrote...

sabreene wrote...

Bring back Jowan, and poison Eamon again after the Landsmeet. Set Anora up as the poisoner, that would get her beheaded quick. Then she'd be free of Eamon, her son would already be dead, and she'd be looking around for a new man to catch. You could jump right in and save the day!

...

That is absolutely brilliant!  I like the way you think.


It's settled!! We'll help you set it up, as long as she never comes close to the Bann Hammer :wub::wub: again.


agreed...who do I have to flashfry? Isolde? No problem...WHOOPS what do you mean it was supposed to be Eamon???Posted Image

Haha.  Since Morrigan leaves regardless I guess it wouldn't be so bad to settle down with Isolde and pump out a few more mages to wreak havoc in Redcliffe.  I'll revive the Cousland name!

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Hello sylvanaerie. "Waves"



I have confession to make, Isolde is alive in almost all of my walkthroughs. I've only killed her once and that was in my Female City Elf Orgin.

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sabreene wrote...

TheGrumpyOne wrote...

sabreene wrote...

I guess that shows where the expression "his muscles have muscles" must have come from.


I bet the guy needs a microscope to find his... "Cough":D

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I see you like a little chest hair tooo....soooooo shmexy!!! rwwroooowwr Posted Image

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Hello sylvanaerie. "Waves"

I have confession to make, Isolde is alive in almost all of my walkthroughs. I've only killed her once and that was in my Female City Elf Orgin.


HI grumpy!!  Did you see my Ser Pounce-a-Landers post back there?

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TheGrumpyOne wrote...

Hello sylvanaerie. "Waves"

I have confession to make, Isolde is alive in almost all of my walkthroughs. I've only killed her once and that was in my Female City Elf Orgin.


HI grumpy!!  Did you see my Ser Pounce-a-Landers post back there?


Yes i have.  I might use that as my Desktop Wallpaper, your artwork is fantastic.

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THAT's the shape I like. Some muscles but not musclebound! put some hair on Ander's chest and he would be too perfect to resist.

OOO thanks Posted Image  No higher praise than to be desktop wallpaper...Though I don't guarantee how he will translate to a larger picture...its just a jpg.

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THAT's the shape I like. Some muscles but not musclebound! put some hair on Ander's chest and he would be too perfect to resist.


Sounds nice.

My partner hates chest hair, i have to shave mine, or face being nagged to death by him. I've only just noticed that my boyfriend acts like Herren, which is worrying.

:D

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Alistair in New Haven.

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TheGrumpyOne wrote...

sylvanaerie wrote...

THAT's the shape I like. Some muscles but not musclebound! put some hair on Ander's chest and he would be too perfect to resist.


Sounds nice.

My partner hates chest hair, i have to shave mine, or face be nagged to death by him. I've only just noticed that my boyfriend acts like Herren, which is worrying.

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lol so your partner is a desire demon? I bet that shocked a few people...course it may have been thrown in there just to throw people off. 
And doesn't shaving your chest ITCH???

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Haha, actually the sad part is that guy's "muscle" is all synthol injections... meaning they're not even really functional.  Just giant balloons of scar tissue.  Sexy eh!?

As for the Isolde hate... well you ladies just can't see her appeal.  She's definitely got the hawt mature woman vibe going on.   I'd love to see her with her hair down... when she's not frowning... and talking about her son.  If only there was a way to get rid of Eamon!


She's honestly suppose to look older than she does.  Both her and Conner's ages don't match up with Gaider's time line from TST/TC.  Eamon and Isolde were married shortly after the war ended.  Cailan was born shortly after the war ended.  Thus Eamon and Isolde would of been already married for 25 yrs by the time Ostagar happened.  There's no way using Gaider's time line from the book that Alistair could of ever lived w/ Eamon w/o Isolde being there.

Eamon and Isolde fell in love w/ each other at the end of the war w/ Orlais.  So, either she's portrayed improperly in the game or he started dallying w/ her when she was like 12 yrs old. 

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sylvanaerie wrote...

TheGrumpyOne wrote...

sylvanaerie wrote...

THAT's the shape I like. Some muscles but not musclebound! put some hair on Ander's chest and he would be too perfect to resist.


Sounds nice.

My partner hates chest hair, i have to shave mine, or face being nagged to death by him. I've only just noticed that my boyfriend acts like Herren, which is worrying.

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lol so your partner is a desire demon? I bet that shocked a few people...course it may have been thrown in there just to throw people off. 
And doesn't shaving your chest ITCH???


Yes, it can cause a red rash. The Desire Demon/Herren from the DSC was the only funny moment in the whole DLC.

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After killing Isolde, pictures from the camp confrontation.

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After killing Isolde, pictures from the camp confrontation.
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Sadpanda or angry grizzly he's always yummyPosted Image just look at that bottom lip!  I wanna bite it!

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After killing Isolde, pictures from the camp confrontation.
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The kicked puppy look, the look that can win any situation....

:unsure: yall know I haven't killed Isolde yet; I was planning too but I kinda felt sorry for the woman...


EDIT: Did I see new Aimo art :happy: and I see Sakuna update her Dragon Age art as well that girl makes adorable art <3

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TotoroTori wrote...

TheGrumpyOne wrote...

After killing Isolde, pictures from the camp confrontation.
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The kicked puppy look, the look that can win any situation....

:unsure: yall know I haven't killed Isolde yet; I was planning too but I kinda felt sorry for the woman...


EDIT: Did I see new Aimo art :happy: and I see Sakuna update her Dragon Age art as well that girl makes adorable art <3


Totoro..this is the only motivation I need to kill Isolde

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In all her shrieking about her own child she doesn't seem overly concerned about the people in her care who died, some of them children. 

Totoro did you get the name from the anime by Miyazaki?