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Herr Uhl

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Sandtigress wrote...

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Also Skadi, my initial attempts at fusing beard and moob have yielded mixed results.  More testing will be needed!.


We don't care about collateral damage. It's for SCIENCE!


Hey, I'm in science, and collateral damage is a big deal!  I have to know if my phenotype came from lasering my cell or if it's cause the cell next to it exploded too!  And yeah...okay...I'm a big geek.  :bandit:


I'm going to start studying molecular biology come fall... so yeah.

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Well, here's my input. Judging from Loghain's build I'd say his penis size could go either way. He's not really lanky enough to guarantee a baby arm size dong. I would say he's probably slightly above average and a little thick.

Yes, I'm very good at juding penis before hand.

Modifié par Serissia, 27 mai 2010 - 11:08 .


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Sarah1281 wrote...

There is a City Elf Adoration thread and Shianni is a city elf.



It´s only 7 pages, and not about Shianni in special. To qualify, a thread needs at least 500 pages of spampictures more or less related to the Lady, a few of them qualifying to be deleted for porn.

Otherwise it´s no real drool thread.

#31179
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Sarah1281 wrote...

klarabella wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

Sarah1281 wrote...
At least Shianni didn't up and get married on you, unlike certain other redheads I could mention... Posted Image


Alastair?

Gorim?

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Oh, please don't cry! He doesn't deserve you!

#31180
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Addai67 wrote...

Somehow I think that Loghain would find the idea of random Couslands, elves and dwarves raping him is Posted Image, too.

He did say my city elf was pretty.  Of course, fresh from Vaugh's hospitality, it only increased his chances of getting a dagger in the ear.


Ear? I'd have aimed a bit lower...Posted Image

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Tirigon wrote...

Sarah1281 wrote...

There is a City Elf Adoration thread and Shianni is a city elf.



It´s only 7 pages, and not about Shianni in special. To qualify, a thread needs at least 500 pages of spampictures more or less related to the Lady, a few of them qualifying to be deleted for porn.

Otherwise it´s no real drool thread.

You can always try to start one? 

#31182
Herr Uhl

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klarabella wrote...

Sarah1281 wrote...

klarabella wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

Sarah1281 wrote...
At least Shianni didn't up and get married on you, unlike certain other redheads I could mention... Posted Image


Alastair?

Gorim?

Posted ImagePosted ImagePosted Image

Oh, please don't cry! He doesn't deserve you!

He deserved better, and got it too.

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Serissia wrote...

Well, here's my input. Judging from Loghain's build I'd say his penis size could go either way. He's not really lanky enough to guarantee a baby arm size dong. I would say he's probably slightly above average and a little thick.

Yes, I'm very good at juding penis before hand.



Considering that Loghain drove the Orlaisians out of Ferelden with nothing but his best part I´d say he has much more.

#31184
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Addai67 wrote...

Somehow I think that Loghain would find the idea of random Couslands, elves and dwarves raping him is Posted Image, too.

He did say my city elf was pretty.  Of course, fresh from Vaugh's hospitality, it only increased his chances of getting a dagger in the ear.



He kept staring at my mage's boobs. Even looked like he was grabbing them.

So he probably wouldn't mind playing middle-aged gigolo to whatever origin you are trying to score with.

But for god's sake, at least give him flowers or chocolate, or ****** on an Orlesian flag first before dragging him off doe sexytime. You just can't jump in there! He needs time to warm up!:pinched:

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Serissia wrote...

Well, here's my input. Judging from Loghain's build I'd say his penis size could go either way. He's not really lanky enough to guarantee a baby arm size dong. I would say he's probably slightly above average and a little thick.

Yes, I'm very good at juding penis before hand.

Posted ImageWell I stand corrected, maybe there are those who want this.

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klarabella wrote...

Sarah1281 wrote...

klarabella wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

Sarah1281 wrote...
At least Shianni didn't up and get married on you, unlike certain other redheads I could mention... Posted Image


Alastair?

Gorim?

Posted ImagePosted ImagePosted Image

Oh, please don't cry! He doesn't deserve you!

Aw, thanks. Posted Image

Edit: My DN hasn't found out yet but it won't be long... Posted Image

Modifié par Sarah1281, 27 mai 2010 - 11:10 .


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Serissia wrote...

Well, here's my input. Judging from Loghain's build I'd say his penis size could go either way. He's not really lanky enough to guarantee a baby arm size dong. I would say he's probably slightly above average and a little thick.

Yes, I'm very good at juding penis before hand.


You gave that one WAY too much thought...Posted Image

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Sarah1281 wrote...

You can always try to start one? 



Pointless. There are too few people who appreciate real beauty to find followers for Shianni:crying::crying::crying::crying::crying::crying::crying::crying:


I did start a group demanding Legion as LI, though. You are invited.

#31189
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Serissia wrote...

Well, here's my input. Judging from Loghain's build I'd say his penis size could go either way. He's not really lanky enough to guarantee a baby arm size dong. I would say he's probably slightly above average and a little thick.

Yes, I'm very good at juding penis before hand.



I stand speechless in awe.......
Can I have your autograph?

#31190
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Herr Uhl wrote...

klarabella wrote...

Sarah1281 wrote...

klarabella wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

Sarah1281 wrote...
At least Shianni didn't up and get married on you, unlike certain other redheads I could mention... Posted Image


Alastair?

Gorim?

Posted ImagePosted ImagePosted Image

Oh, please don't cry! He doesn't deserve you!

He deserved better, and got it too.

You're so mean. Posted Image 

It's because of the ginger thing, isn't it? 

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Tirigon wrote...

Serissia wrote...
Well, here's my input. Judging from Loghain's build I'd say his penis size could go either way. He's not really lanky enough to guarantee a baby arm size dong. I would say he's probably slightly above average and a little thick.

Yes, I'm very good at juding penis before hand.


Considering that Loghain drove the Orlaisians out of Ferelden with nothing but his best part I´d say he has much more.

:blink: What?

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sylvanaerie wrote...
You gave that one WAY too much thought...Posted Image


Not really, I know from experience.  I've seen a lot of naked men.

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Herr Uhl wrote...

I'm going to start studying molecular biology come fall... so yeah.


Undergrad?  Grad?  I'm finishing up my Masters in Genetics in just over a month, taking a year to teach, and then hopefully starting my Masters in Genetic Counseling Fall 2011.

#31194
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Tirigon wrote...

Sarah1281 wrote...

You can always try to start one? 



Pointless. There are too few people who appreciate real beauty to find followers for Shianni:crying::crying::crying::crying::crying::crying::crying::crying:


I did start a group demanding Legion as LI, though. You are invited.



Legion as an LI? Now THAT I'd buy the DLC for.

After all, mechanical lovers tend to be more reliable than organic ones...:innocent:

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Tirigon wrote...

Sarah1281 wrote...

You can always try to start one? 



Pointless. There are too few people who appreciate real beauty to find followers for Shianni:crying::crying::crying::crying::crying::crying::crying::crying:


I did start a group demanding Legion as LI, though. You are invited.

I think I joined it. My Shepard better have her damn reunion with Kaidan after staying single in ME2 (I turned down Garrus AND Thane but I did hit on Samara because I knew she'd say no) but if people want to Posted Image Legion in ME3 it is their business.

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klarabella wrote...

Sarah1281 wrote...

klarabella wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

Sarah1281 wrote...
At least Shianni didn't up and get married on you, unlike certain other redheads I could mention... Posted Image


Alastair?

Gorim?

Posted ImagePosted ImagePosted Image

Oh, please don't cry! He doesn't deserve you!


awww cheer up! think about it this way your dwarven noble woman has a bunch of sexy sexy sexy companions......

and if she needs to she can borrow my male giggelo Amell

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Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...
I stand speechless in awe.......
Can I have your autograph?


*bows*

#31198
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Serissia wrote...

sylvanaerie wrote...
You gave that one WAY too much thought...Posted Image


Not really, I know from experience.  I've seen a lot of naked men.


Me too. But very few of those men had erect penises.

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Serissia wrote...

sylvanaerie wrote...
You gave that one WAY too much thought...Posted Image


Not really, I know from experience.  I've seen a lot of naked men.

So we will come to you with all of our pixel penis judging needs. Posted Image

Modifié par cmessaz, 27 mai 2010 - 11:14 .


#31200
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Sarah1281 wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

klarabella wrote...

Sarah1281 wrote...

Posted ImagePosted ImagePosted Image

Oh, please don't cry! He doesn't deserve you!

He deserved better, and got it too.

You're so mean. Posted Image 

It's because of the ginger thing, isn't it? 


No. Well, that too.