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[Sarah1281]

TotoroTori wrote...

klarabella wrote...

Sarah1281 wrote...

klarabella wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

Sarah1281 wrote...
At least Shianni didn't up and get married on you, unlike certain other redheads I could mention...

Alastair?

Gorim?

Oh, please don't cry! He doesn't deserve you!

awww cheer up! think about it this way your dwarven noble woman has a bunch of sexy sexy sexy companions......

and if she needs to she can borrow my male giggelo Amell

Thanks. Everyone but Herr is being so supportive.

[Serissia]

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...
Legion as an LI? Now THAT I'd buy the DLC for.

After all, mechanical lovers tend to be more reliable than organic ones...:innocent:

That would be delightful.  I approve of fully automated sex robots. 

[mellifera]

cmessaz wrote...

Serissia wrote...

sylvanaerie wrote...
You gave that one WAY too much thought...

Not really, I know from experience.  I've seen a lot of naked men.

So we will come to you with all of our pixel penis judging needs.

Serissia is so worldy

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

Serissia wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...
Legion as an LI? Now THAT I'd buy the DLC for.

After all, mechanical lovers tend to be more reliable than organic ones...:innocent:

That would be delightful.  I approve of fully automated sex robots. 

Asian cat is so very wise!

[LadyDamodred]

Serissia wrote...

Well, here's my input. Judging from Loghain's build I'd say his penis size could go either way. He's not really lanky enough to guarantee a baby arm size dong. I would say he's probably slightly above average and a little thick.

Yes, I'm very good at juding penis before hand.

...good to know?

[Serissia]

Herr Uhl wrote...
Me too. But very few of those men had erect penises.

Yes, well, the ones I'm near are working so they're standing at full attention.

[Sarah1281]

Herr Uhl wrote...

Sarah1281 wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

klarabella wrote...

Sarah1281 wrote...

Oh, please don't cry! He doesn't deserve you!

He deserved better, and got it too.

You're so mean.  

It's because of the ginger thing, isn't it? 

No. Well, that too.

 Is it really my fault he managed to get around my 'no redhead' thing? He has a really sexy voice, gives you a great discount, doesn't hate you for getting him thrown out of Orzammar...what's not to like? Well, besides the tragic marriage.

Oh, right. You don't like the undyingly loyal part. I still don't get that...

[Herr Uhl]

*is unsettled by this talk of men being replaced*



But you'll always stand by me *pats hand*.

[Serissia]

LadyDamodred wrote...
...good to know?

It's a good skill for any woman to pick up.  Who wants to go home with a guy only to find out he has a 3" soldier?

[Herr Uhl]

Sarah1281 wrote...

Oh, right. You don't like the undyingly loyal part. I still don't get that...

Blind loyalty is unsettling.

[Herr Uhl]

Serissia wrote...

LadyDamodred wrote...
...good to know?

It's a good skill for any woman to pick up.  Who wants to go home with a guy only to find out he has a 3" soldier?

That has to be exceptional.

[Tirigon]

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Legion as an LI? Now THAT I'd buy the DLC for.

After all, mechanical lovers tend to be more reliable than organic ones...:innocent:

Of course. It is very serious business, this demand. It also adds more realism to the game, sex robots are quite the thing over there in Japan, and sales are increasing elsewhere too.


I bet if they´d sell an Alistair Sex robot they´d make millions on this forum alone:police::devil::O

[Sarah1281]

Herr Uhl wrote...

Sarah1281 wrote...

Oh, right. You don't like the undyingly loyal part. I still don't get that...

Blind loyalty is unsettling.

Well what do you want him to do? Sell you out like the Scout and Ivo if you're mean to him? 

[LadyDamodred]

Serissia wrote...

LadyDamodred wrote...
...good to know?

It's a good skill for any woman to pick up.  Who wants to go home with a guy only to find out he has a 3" soldier?

I'll keep that in mind.  XD

Also, I am not nearly mature enough to handle whatever it is you do at work.  

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

Serissia wrote...

LadyDamodred wrote...
...good to know?

It's a good skill for any woman to pick up.  Who wants to go home with a guy only to find out he has a 3" soldier?

I got by on sheer luck, with only about a 5% error rate.

I must study this talent of yours. Would certainly make standing in line at the bank for hours far more....fascinating.

[Serissia]

Herr Uhl wrote...
Blind loyalty is unsettling.

Yet oh so much fun to manipulate.  I got one of my boyfriend's to have sex with another guy for my amusement that way. 

[LadyDamodred]

Tirigon wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Legion as an LI? Now THAT I'd buy the DLC for.

After all, mechanical lovers tend to be more reliable than organic ones...:innocent:

Of course. It is very serious business, this demand. It also adds more realism to the game, sex robots are quite the thing over there in Japan, and sales are increasing elsewhere too.


I bet if they´d sell an Alistair Sex robot they´d make millions on this forum alone:police::devil::O

Only if it has Steve Valentine's voice.  His angry voice.  :x

[Herr Uhl]

Tirigon wrote...

I bet if they´d sell an Alistair Sex robot they´d make millions on this forum alone:police::devil::O

If they sold a pillow with Shianni's face, you'd move to Japan and marry it.

[cmessaz]

Serissia wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...
Blind loyalty is unsettling.

Yet oh so much fun to manipulate.  I got one of my boyfriend's to have sex with another guy for my amusement that way. 

I bow to you.

[LadyDamodred]

Serissia wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...
Blind loyalty is unsettling.

Yet oh so much fun to manipulate.  I got one of my boyfriend's to have sex with another guy for my amusement that way. 

*blinks*

Ummm, may I ask...WHY?!

[Herr Uhl]

Sarah1281 wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

Sarah1281 wrote...

Oh, right. You don't like the undyingly loyal part. I still don't get that...

Blind loyalty is unsettling.

Well what do you want him to do? Sell you out like the Scout and Ivo if you're mean to him? 

I know that it's his job to be loyal and agree, but he always agrees.

[Serissia]

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...
I got by on sheer luck, with only about a 5% error rate.

I must study this talent of yours. Would certainly make standing in line at the bank for hours far more....fascinating.

You should see me and my best mate together.  We can even tell what cut of underwear guys are wearing. 

[Sarah1281]

cmessaz wrote...

Serissia wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...
Blind loyalty is unsettling.

Yet oh so much fun to manipulate.  I got one of my boyfriend's to have sex with another guy for my amusement that way. 

I bow to you.

Yeah, me too. Was this a completely straight boyfriend? And how did you get the other guy to agree? 

[Herr Uhl]

LadyDamodred wrote...

Serissia wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...
Blind loyalty is unsettling.

Yet oh so much fun to manipulate.  I got one of my boyfriend's to have sex with another guy for my amusement that way. 

*blinks*

Ummm, may I ask...WHY?!

As you see, amusement.

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

Herr Uhl wrote...

*is unsettled by this talk of men being replaced*

But you'll always stand by me *pats hand*.

*is delighted at the prrospect*
*strangely, so is the husband. He thinks this means more TV time for him*