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[LadyDamodred]

Herr Uhl wrote...

LadyDamodred wrote...

Serissia wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...
Blind loyalty is unsettling.

Yet oh so much fun to manipulate.  I got one of my boyfriend's to have sex with another guy for my amusement that way. 

*blinks*

Ummm, may I ask...WHY?!

As you see, amusement.

I do not understand the amusement.  That would make me a very sad panda.  :x

[TotoroTori]

Sarah1281 wrote...

Thanks. Everyone but Herr is being so supportive.

Its okay...Herr is kinda like Winston Churchill....too witty for their own good...

[Serissia]

LadyDamodred wrote...
*blinks*

Ummm, may I ask...WHY?!

Why I did it?  I didn't like him very much.  I convinced him that he should trust me and that he was actually bisexual.  It was an easy conquest actually.  It was vastly amusing. 

[Sarah1281]

Herr Uhl wrote...

Sarah1281 wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

Sarah1281 wrote...

Oh, right. You don't like the undyingly loyal part. I still don't get that...

Blind loyalty is unsettling.

Well what do you want him to do? Sell you out like the Scout and Ivo if you're mean to him? 

I know that it's his job to be loyal and agree, but he always agrees.

You could have him killed for not agreeing so of course he does. I suppose he could respond in kind if you're a jerk to him in the prison (how could you possibly tell someone who tells you that they'd rather die in the Deep Roads with you than survive and leave you to your fate 'I'm better off without you'?!?! ) or he could be pissed when you see him again because it's your fault he was exiled. Still, I'm glad he's not.

[Tirigon]

Herr Uhl wrote...

If they sold a pillow with Shianni's face, you'd move to Japan and marry it.

Naaa, I´m not big on marriage.

Also, I am quite indifferent towards Shianni now. When the Miss Ferelden and Ferelden TV thing went dead, so did my relationship with Shianni, and when I met Legion I finally broke up for good.

I did only keep the sig because that´s the terms in the divorce agreement; if I don´t I´ll have to pay her even more.

[Herr Uhl]

TotoroTori wrote...

Sarah1281 wrote...

Thanks. Everyone but Herr is being so supportive.

Its okay...Herr is kinda like Winston Churchill....too witty for their own good...

I also wear bowler hats, drink copious amounts of whiskey and smoke cigars.

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

Serissia wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...
Blind loyalty is unsettling.

Yet oh so much fun to manipulate.  I got one of my boyfriend's to have sex with another guy for my amusement that way. 

You...just....rock...on so many levels.

We must start a cult for you.

[LadyDamodred]

Serissia wrote...

LadyDamodred wrote...
*blinks*

Ummm, may I ask...WHY?!

Why I did it?  I didn't like him very much.  I convinced him that he should trust me and that he was actually bisexual.  It was an easy conquest actually.  It was vastly amusing. 

I do not think I will ever understand that, so I'm prolly better off not trying.

*waits eagerly for corn on the cob to be done*

[LadyDamodred]

Herr Uhl wrote...

TotoroTori wrote...

Sarah1281 wrote...

Thanks. Everyone but Herr is being so supportive.

Its okay...Herr is kinda like Winston Churchill....too witty for their own good...

I also wear bowler hats, drink copious amounts of whiskey and smoke cigars.

Hot.

No, srsly.  I love the smell of cigars.  I've pondering buying some just to light around the house, but realized how weird that is.

[Herr Uhl]

Serissia wrote...

LadyDamodred wrote...
*blinks*

Ummm, may I ask...WHY?!

Why I did it?  I didn't like him very much.  I convinced him that he should trust me and that he was actually bisexual.  It was an easy conquest actually.  It was vastly amusing. 

Where do you find these men?

[Sarah1281]

Herr Uhl wrote...

TotoroTori wrote...

Sarah1281 wrote...

Thanks. Everyone but Herr is being so supportive.

Its okay...Herr is kinda like Winston Churchill....too witty for their own good...

I also wear bowler hats, drink copious amounts of whiskey and smoke cigars.

Oh, is it time for a Churchill quote?

"Herr, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea."

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

Herr Uhl wrote...

Serissia wrote...

LadyDamodred wrote...
*blinks*

Ummm, may I ask...WHY?!

Why I did it?  I didn't like him very much.  I convinced him that he should trust me and that he was actually bisexual.  It was an easy conquest actually.  It was vastly amusing. 

Where do you find these men?

That's what I'm trying to find out!

[Sarah1281]

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

Serissia wrote...

LadyDamodred wrote...
*blinks*

Ummm, may I ask...WHY?!

Why I did it?  I didn't like him very much.  I convinced him that he should trust me and that he was actually bisexual.  It was an easy conquest actually.  It was vastly amusing. 

Where do you find these men?

That's what I'm trying to find out!

The internet? You can find everything else there.

[Serissia]

LadyDamodred wrote...
I do not think I will ever understand that, so I'm prolly better off not trying.

*waits eagerly for corn on the cob to be done*

My Da is bisexual so, I guess I've just always been around the idea of homosexuality.  It's second nature to me.  I find getting "straight men" to have sex with other men amusing.  A lot of guys are so adamant about their hetrosexuality and yet so easy to turn after a few drinks and a lower front massage.   

[TotoroTori]

Herr Uhl wrote...

TotoroTori wrote...

Sarah1281 wrote...

Thanks. Everyone but Herr is being so supportive.

Its okay...Herr is kinda like Winston Churchill....too witty for their own good...

I also wear bowler hats, drink copious amounts of whiskey and smoke cigars.

 


A joke is a very serious thing.



Winston Churchill

[Herr Uhl]

Sarah1281 wrote...

The internet? You can find everything else there.

Not women. Y'all are men in disguise.

[Serissia]

Herr Uhl wrote...
Where do you find these men?

Well, the one I was dating was a poltical science major from GA that came up to live w/ me.  I met him online.  The guy that he had sex w/ was a local goth guy.  

[tmp7704]

Serissia wrote...

Why I did it?  I didn't like him very much.  I convinced him that he should trust me and that he was actually bisexual.  It was an easy conquest actually.  It was vastly amusing. 

Well, did he actually like it?

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

Sarah1281 wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

Serissia wrote...

LadyDamodred wrote...
*blinks*

Ummm, may I ask...WHY?!

Why I did it?  I didn't like him very much.  I convinced him that he should trust me and that he was actually bisexual.  It was an easy conquest actually.  It was vastly amusing. 

Where do you find these men?

That's what I'm trying to find out!

The internet? You can find everything else there.

Wal-Mart even more so.

[nos_astra]

Serissia wrote...

LadyDamodred wrote...
I do not think I will ever understand that, so I'm prolly better off not trying.

*waits eagerly for corn on the cob to be done*

My Da is bisexual so, I guess I've just always been around the idea of homosexuality.  It's second nature to me.  I find getting "straight men" to have sex with other men amusing.  A lot of guys are so adamant about their hetrosexuality and yet so easy to turn after a few drinks and a lower front massage.  

I've always suspected this.

[Serissia]

tmp7704 wrote...
Well, did he actually like it?

Yeah, he did.  They had fun. 

[tmp7704]

Serissia wrote...

tmp7704 wrote...
Well, did he actually like it?

Yeah, he did.  They had fun. 

lol, i guess good thing he's found out more about himself then

[Herr Uhl]

Serissia wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...
Where do you find these men?

Well, the one I was dating was a poltical science major from GA that came up to live w/ me.  I met him online.  The guy that he had sex w/ was a local goth guy.  

Ah, online dating and political science, a potent mix.

[Sarah1281]

Herr Uhl wrote...

Sarah1281 wrote...

The internet? You can find everything else there.

Not women. Y'all are men in disguise.

I never knew!

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

klarabella wrote...

Serissia wrote...

LadyDamodred wrote...
I do not think I will ever understand that, so I'm prolly better off not trying.

*waits eagerly for corn on the cob to be done*

My Da is bisexual so, I guess I've just always been around the idea of homosexuality.  It's second nature to me.  I find getting "straight men" to have sex with other men amusing.  A lot of guys are so adamant about their hetrosexuality and yet so easy to turn after a few drinks and a lower front massage.  

I've always suspected this.

usually by the time I can convince a man to do the deed, they are comotose from the required amount of alcohol to get them to that point.

Maybe i should stick with a few drinks, then find some bi or gay guy for them to do, so I can at least watch.