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Alistair, post-coronation... and/or Alistair gush thread (Origins/Awakening Spoilers)


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#31976
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cmessaz wrote...

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OMG why is the elf/Alistair kiss so incredibly sexy?

The snuggle factor, I think.  It's the only reason I've come up with.  He has to pull her up to him a little.

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Yeah, I'm glad I saved beforehand so I can watch again. That is WAY too cute. Awwwwww.Posted Image I am now a fan of Alistair/elf romance.


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#31977
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soignee wrote...

Herr, don't make me beat you. That's it young man I'm cutting off your supply of dwarf porn.


Alright, but can you still beat me?

#31978
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Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Enough to know Isolde sounds like a super camp drag queen that's been strangled.

Jealousy is not becoming.

#31979
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Emerald Melios wrote...
On a side note: It's nice that you can sacrifice Isolde and circumvent Alistair's *****fest at camp by saying "I think that went well, don't you?" I guess he didn't mind sacrificing Isolde to save her son when you put it that way. :wizard:

I thought this was a bug?

#31980
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klarabella wrote...

Emerald Melios wrote...
On a side note: It's nice that you can sacrifice Isolde and circumvent Alistair's *****fest at camp by saying "I think that went well, don't you?" I guess he didn't mind sacrificing Isolde to save her son when you put it that way. :wizard:

I thought this was a bug?

It is a bug. One I plan to repair.

#31981
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Herr Uhl wrote...

soignee wrote...

Herr, don't make me beat you. That's it young man I'm cutting off your supply of dwarf porn.


Alright, but can you still beat me?


Creatively.

#31982
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soignee wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

soignee wrote...

Herr, don't make me beat you. That's it young man I'm cutting off your supply of dwarf porn.


Alright, but can you still beat me?


Creatively.


The safe word is Habañero.

#31983
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Herr Uhl wrote...

soignee wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

soignee wrote...

Herr, don't make me beat you. That's it young man I'm cutting off your supply of dwarf porn.


Alright, but can you still beat me?


Creatively.


The safe word is Habañero.


Alright, bite down on this, we'll be doing this Qunari style.

#31984
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Hey guys what's going on... here....

*backs away slowly*

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#31985
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Sandtigress wrote...

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Most of them are elves, too.  HNF did get some love, but not much.


Elves are the bestest, of course.  Especially when you pair them with Alistair.  :wub::wub:

Seconded. <3

I have a whole elven lady army saved for Alistair (5 including my canon char Lenya) , one obligatory HNF for the disney princess ending and three dwarves (1 DNF, 1 DCF and 1 DCM) though the dwarves didn't get much lurve from me so far... because two of them are still in Ostagar. :blush:

#31986
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Axekix wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Enough to know Isolde sounds like a super camp drag queen that's been strangled.

Jealousy is not becoming.



Jealousy? Of a Pepe La Pew/Screech Owl Hybrid whose greatest talent is popping out potential abominations for her senile ZZ Top reject husband?

Surely you jest!:lol:

#31987
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soignee wrote...

Alright, bite down on this, we'll be doing this Qunari style.


Yes mistress.

#31988
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Herr Uhl wrote...

soignee wrote...

Alright, bite down on this, we'll be doing this Qunari style.


Yes mistress.



***watches with renewed interest***

#31989
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Merilsell wrote...

Sandtigress wrote...

Addai67 wrote...
Most of them are elves, too.  HNF did get some love, but not much.


Elves are the bestest, of course.  Especially when you pair them with Alistair.  :wub::wub:

Seconded. <3

I have a whole elven lady army saved for Alistair (5 including my canon char Lenya) , one obligatory HNF for the disney princess ending and three dwarves (1 DNF, 1 DCF and 1 DCM) though the dwarves didn't get much lurve from me so far... because two of them are still in Ostagar. :blush:


I have 2 HNFs, a HMF and an elf finished. I tried to start a different elf but I can't seem to play any other than this one. I'm going through her game again though. As for characters that I've started and never finished... I have a zillion of all kinds :?

#31990
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Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Jealousy? Of a Pepe La Pew/Screech Owl Hybrid whose greatest talent is popping out potential abominations for her senile ZZ Top reject husband?

Surely you jest!:lol:

Pfft, you wish  you could screech like Isolde. It's a talent really.

#31991
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Axekix wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Jealousy? Of a Pepe La Pew/Screech Owl Hybrid whose greatest talent is popping out potential abominations for her senile ZZ Top reject husband?

Surely you jest!:lol:

Pfft, you wish  you could screech like Isolde. It's a talent really.



A talent? I've seen better "talent" on American Idol tryouts.

#31992
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cmessaz wrote...

Honestly though, it is smart to kill him if you are Anora. It is cruel but she needs to secure her throne. Alistair should be strong enough to do the same.

I think it's hinted at that he does post-game if he's hardened. Unhardened Alistair is all "OMG, I can't just order someone's execution! Just...like...put her in the tower!" but then unhardened Alistair isn't the best King. Hardened Alistair, on the other hand, outright tells her "I'm not going to execute you while there's a chance I may die in the Blight." That's an interesting qualifier if he's not planning on killing her.

#31993
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cmessaz wrote...

klarabella wrote...

Emerald Melios wrote...
On a side note: It's nice that you can sacrifice Isolde and circumvent Alistair's *****fest at camp by saying "I think that went well, don't you?" I guess he didn't mind sacrificing Isolde to save her son when you put it that way. :wizard:

I thought this was a bug?

It is a bug. One I plan to repair.

What is he supposed to say? It seems like he should get even more pissed if you answer his 'how could you do that?!?' with a 'that went well.'

Let's see...I finished one HNF, one CEF, one DCF, and four DNF. I have one HNM, one EMF, and one DEF started but not finished.

#31994
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Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Axekix wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Jealousy? Of a Pepe La Pew/Screech Owl Hybrid whose greatest talent is popping out potential abominations for her senile ZZ Top reject husband?

Surely you jest!:lol:

Pfft, you wish  you could screech like Isolde. It's a talent really.



A talent? I've seen better "talent" on American Idol tryouts.

Yes, it is a talent! 

Isolde's screeching would incapacitate a lesser man.  It merely spurns me on however.  In fact I'd make it my goal to push her to new, ear-splitting heights of ecstasy!

#31995
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Serissia wrote...

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The elven archers in Heroes of Might and Magic V inspired me to make a similar facial tattoo.  It's up on my projects page.

Whoa, that's one beautiful character. And the tattoo works great for her, too.

#31996
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Axekix wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Axekix wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Jealousy? Of a Pepe La Pew/Screech Owl Hybrid whose greatest talent is popping out potential abominations for her senile ZZ Top reject husband?

Surely you jest!:lol:

Pfft, you wish  you could screech like Isolde. It's a talent really.



A talent? I've seen better "talent" on American Idol tryouts.

Yes, it is a talent! 

Isolde's screeching would incapacitate a lesser man.  It merely spurns me on however.  In fact I'd make it my goal to push her to new, ear-splitting heights of ecstasy!



That's it. Bearded Moobistair and Broodolde Mother are getting down to sexytime in my lab this minute.

Moobisoldistair's time is coming.:devil:

#31997
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yukidama wrote...
I tried to start a different elf but I can't seem to play any other than this one. I'm going through her game again though. As for characters that I've started and never finished... I have a zillion of all kinds :?

I have this problem a bit with my city elf, I click an option and want to hit myself while thinking; THis is what Lenya would have done and this is NOT Lenya, dammit. I have my fair share of unfinished characters...but it doesn't hinder me from creating new ones.:wizard: Only recently I have created the DCF who will finally be Zev's girl. Poor lad is getting never love from all my elves due to a certain fellow Warden who happens to be an elf-magnet xD Well I think princess stabbity from Dust town can resist his puppy charm. I actually like the commoner origin a way better than the DN-ones, how I have figured out today while playing. Guess I really have a thing for the underdogs, ....hence my love for the (Dalish) elves in that game. <3

#31998
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Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

That's it. Bearded Moobistair and Broodolde Mother are getting down to sexytime in my lab this minute.

Moobisoldistair's time is coming.:devil:


Yay, finally I'll get my popemoobile!

*does happy dance*

#31999
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Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Axekix wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Axekix wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Jealousy? Of a Pepe La Pew/Screech Owl Hybrid whose greatest talent is popping out potential abominations for her senile ZZ Top reject husband?

Surely you jest!:lol:

Pfft, you wish  you could screech like Isolde. It's a talent really.



A talent? I've seen better "talent" on American Idol tryouts.

Yes, it is a talent! 

Isolde's screeching would incapacitate a lesser man.  It merely spurns me on however.  In fact I'd make it my goal to push her to new, ear-splitting heights of ecstasy!



That's it. Bearded Moobistair and Broodolde Mother are getting down to sexytime in my lab this minute.

Moobisoldistair's time is coming.:devil:

I'm scared... and slightly turned on.

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I sometimes feel like I should turn in my woman card because ugh, elves. I've gotten to the point where I don't think I can play a female elf again. I love the CE origin, but I can't romance Alistair as one; even thinking about it makes my skin crawl. I'm also not a fan of the tininess, I feel like I'm chasing after a 12 year-old. Once I finish Ron Mahariel, I doubt I'll ever roll another, male or female.

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Ron Mahariel: Aw, don't cry, Merrill. I mean, unless you want to because you're stuck here while I get to go off and be awesome. Also, next time maybe don't set your make-up crossbow to wh*re. It doesn't really fit with the whole nature-y vibe we have going.

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