Alistair, post-coronation... and/or Alistair gush thread (Origins/Awakening Spoilers)
#3426
Posté 16 avril 2010 - 06:04
#3427
Posté 16 avril 2010 - 06:05
Thor Rand Al wrote...
I think the nughammer would work perfect for thatKnightofPhoenix wrote...
Oh I see. Yes it is hard to find giant hammers that are efficient for blundgeon attacks against vulnerable enemy soft spots, but also have the capacity to impale an ogre's face or penetrate enemy defenses repeadtely and with little fatigue penalty.
Nughammer? Now you are just being disgusting.
Nuggets would be better.
cmessaz wrote...
What are we talking about?
How hammers have a hundred and one uses in the hands of a skilled hammer bearer.
#3428
Posté 16 avril 2010 - 06:05
KnightofPhoenix wrote...
Thor Rand Al wrote...
I think the nughammer would work perfect for thatKnightofPhoenix wrote...
Oh I see. Yes it is hard to find giant hammers that are efficient for blundgeon attacks against vulnerable enemy soft spots, but also have the capacity to impale an ogre's face or penetrate enemy defenses repeadtely and with little fatigue penalty.
Nughammer? Now you are just being disgusting.
Nuggets would be better.cmessaz wrote...
What are we talking about?
How hammers have a hundred and one uses in the hands of a skilled hammer bearer.
ROFL
#3429
Posté 16 avril 2010 - 06:07
#3430
Posté 16 avril 2010 - 06:11
yukidama wrote...
What about a dual hammer wielder? That'd take a lot of skill.
I don't think that's possible. Hammers usually come with additional dual storage units that one also has to manage.
#3431
Posté 16 avril 2010 - 06:11
#3432
Posté 16 avril 2010 - 06:12
LMAO Dual storage units! HA!KnightofPhoenix wrote...
yukidama wrote...
What about a dual hammer wielder? That'd take a lot of skill.
I don't think that's possible. Hammers usually come with additional dual storage units that one also has to manage.
#3433
Posté 16 avril 2010 - 06:12
KnightofPhoenix wrote...
yukidama wrote...
What about a dual hammer wielder? That'd take a lot of skill.
I don't think that's possible. Hammers usually come with additional dual storage units that one also has to manage.
Some people can use their feet the same way they use their hands. Just saying.
#3434
Posté 16 avril 2010 - 06:15

#3435
Posté 16 avril 2010 - 06:15
yukidama wrote...
KnightofPhoenix wrote...
yukidama wrote...
What about a dual hammer wielder? That'd take a lot of skill.
I don't think that's possible. Hammers usually come with additional dual storage units that one also has to manage.
Some people can use their feet the same way they use their hands. Just saying.
We must make a very key distinction. Wielding a hammer is not the same thing as cuddling a hammer.
Cuddling two hammers is possible. And the strategy you proposed is one of many.
And I can't afford to blush more than that, so I think I should stop.
#3436
Posté 16 avril 2010 - 06:17
#3437
Posté 16 avril 2010 - 06:18
KnightofPhoenix wrote...
yukidama wrote...
KnightofPhoenix wrote...
yukidama wrote...
What about a dual hammer wielder? That'd take a lot of skill.
I don't think that's possible. Hammers usually come with additional dual storage units that one also has to manage.
Some people can use their feet the same way they use their hands. Just saying.
We must make a very key distinction. Wielding a hammer is not the same thing as cuddling a hammer.
Cuddling two hammers is possible. And the strategy you proposed is one of many.
And I can't afford to blush more than that, so I think I should stop.
Hehehe :innocent:
#3438
Posté 16 avril 2010 - 06:19
cmessaz wrote...
Guys I have a rockin theory on the sex cutscenes, I don't want to reveal too much until I've had a chance to mess around, but if it works all would be happy.
I expect a full report on this pressing issue miss. I want to see a full detailed analysis of the act, in addition to recomendations and advises on how to make it better.
Feel free to discuss the symbolic and philosophical importance of such an event as well.
#3439
Posté 16 avril 2010 - 06:20
KnightofPhoenix wrote...
cmessaz wrote...
Guys I have a rockin theory on the sex cutscenes, I don't want to reveal too much until I've had a chance to mess around, but if it works all would be happy.
I expect a full report on this pressing issue miss. I want to see a full detailed analysis of the act, in addition to recomendations and advises on how to make it better.
Feel free to discuss the symbolic and philosophical importance of such an event as well.
Lmao
#3440
Posté 16 avril 2010 - 06:21
#3441
Posté 16 avril 2010 - 06:22
I love Knight. He has a way with words, doesn't he Thor?Thor Rand Al wrote...
KnightofPhoenix wrote...
cmessaz wrote...
Guys I have a rockin theory on the sex cutscenes, I don't want to reveal too much until I've had a chance to mess around, but if it works all would be happy.
I expect a full report on this pressing issue miss. I want to see a full detailed analysis of the act, in addition to recomendations and advises on how to make it better.
Feel free to discuss the symbolic and philosophical importance of such an event as well.
Lmao
#3442
Posté 16 avril 2010 - 06:25
cmessaz wrote...
I love Knight. He has a way with words, doesn't he Thor?Thor Rand Al wrote...
KnightofPhoenix wrote...
cmessaz wrote...
Guys I have a rockin theory on the sex cutscenes, I don't want to reveal too much until I've had a chance to mess around, but if it works all would be happy.
I expect a full report on this pressing issue miss. I want to see a full detailed analysis of the act, in addition to recomendations and advises on how to make it better.
Feel free to discuss the symbolic and philosophical importance of such an event as well.
Lmao
Oh that he does, I definitely agree lmao
#3443
Posté 16 avril 2010 - 06:27
#3444
Posté 16 avril 2010 - 06:29
Modifié par cmessaz, 16 avril 2010 - 06:30 .
#3445
Posté 16 avril 2010 - 06:29
KnightofPhoenix wrote...
Excellent. My plans to turn this into a KnightofPhoenix appreciation thread is proceeding as I have foreseen.
ROFL
We might be nice and give you a few pages but ah Alistair might disapprove of you taking over his whole thread lmao
#3446
Posté 16 avril 2010 - 06:30
KnightofPhoenix wrote...
Excellent. My plans to turn this into a KnightofPhoenix appreciation thread is proceeding as I have foreseen.
Hush, it was way more fun to observe without them knowing.
#3447
Posté 16 avril 2010 - 06:31
KnightofPhoenix wrote...
Excellent. My plans to turn this into a KnightofPhoenix appreciation thread is proceeding as I have foreseen.
.......
Well played, sir.
#3448
Posté 16 avril 2010 - 06:31
#3449
Posté 16 avril 2010 - 06:32
#3450
Posté 16 avril 2010 - 06:32
Thor Rand Al wrote...
KnightofPhoenix wrote...
Excellent. My plans to turn this into a KnightofPhoenix appreciation thread is proceeding as I have foreseen.
ROFL
We might be nice and give you a few pages but ah Alistair might disapprove of you taking over his whole thread lmao
Alistair disapproves -100000
KnightofPhoenix approves +1000000000000000




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