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Alistair, post-coronation... and/or Alistair gush thread (Origins/Awakening Spoilers)


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#3426
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It's a mystery.

#3427
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Thor Rand Al wrote...

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Oh I see. Yes it is hard to find giant hammers that are efficient for blundgeon attacks against vulnerable enemy soft spots, but also have the capacity to impale an ogre's face or penetrate enemy defenses repeadtely and with little fatigue penalty. 
 

I think the nughammer would work perfect for that Posted Image


Nughammer? Now you are just being disgusting.
Nuggets would be better.

cmessaz wrote...

What are we talking about?


How hammers have a hundred and one uses in the hands of a skilled hammer bearer.

#3428
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KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Thor Rand Al wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...
Oh I see. Yes it is hard to find giant hammers that are efficient for blundgeon attacks against vulnerable enemy soft spots, but also have the capacity to impale an ogre's face or penetrate enemy defenses repeadtely and with little fatigue penalty. 
 

I think the nughammer would work perfect for that Posted Image


Nughammer? Now you are just being disgusting.
Nuggets would be better.

cmessaz wrote...

What are we talking about?


How hammers have a hundred and one uses in the hands of a skilled hammer bearer.




ROFL

#3429
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What about a dual hammer wielder? That'd take a lot of skill.

#3430
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What about a dual hammer wielder? That'd take a lot of skill.


I don't think that's possible. Hammers usually come with additional dual storage units that one also has to manage.

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That would take a lot of skill indeed.

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KnightofPhoenix wrote...

yukidama wrote...

What about a dual hammer wielder? That'd take a lot of skill.


I don't think that's possible. Hammers usually come with additional dual storage units that one also has to manage.

LMAO Dual storage units! HA!

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KnightofPhoenix wrote...

yukidama wrote...

What about a dual hammer wielder? That'd take a lot of skill.


I don't think that's possible. Hammers usually come with additional dual storage units that one also has to manage.


Some people can use their feet the same way they use their hands. Just saying.

#3434
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Sorry guy's, this is the best I got for Alistair action shots right now.  Since I'm doing him as a DW warrior now I'm hoping to get better shots of him.




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yukidama wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

yukidama wrote...

What about a dual hammer wielder? That'd take a lot of skill.


I don't think that's possible. Hammers usually come with additional dual storage units that one also has to manage.


Some people can use their feet the same way they use their hands. Just saying.


We must make a very key distinction. Wielding a hammer is not the same thing as cuddling a hammer.
Cuddling two hammers is possible. And the strategy you proposed is one of many.

And I can't afford to blush more than that, so I think I should stop. Posted Image

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Guys I have a rockin theory on the sex cutscenes, I don't want to reveal too much until I've had a chance to mess around, but if it works all would be happy.

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KnightofPhoenix wrote...

yukidama wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

yukidama wrote...

What about a dual hammer wielder? That'd take a lot of skill.


I don't think that's possible. Hammers usually come with additional dual storage units that one also has to manage.


Some people can use their feet the same way they use their hands. Just saying.


We must make a very key distinction. Wielding a hammer is not the same thing as cuddling a hammer.
Cuddling two hammers is possible. And the strategy you proposed is one of many.

And I can't afford to blush more than that, so I think I should stop. Posted Image


Hehehe :innocent:

#3438
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cmessaz wrote...

Guys I have a rockin theory on the sex cutscenes, I don't want to reveal too much until I've had a chance to mess around, but if it works all would be happy.


I expect a full report on this pressing issue miss. I want to see a full detailed analysis of the act, in addition to recomendations and advises on how to make it better.
Feel free to discuss the symbolic and philosophical importance of such an event as well.

#3439
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KnightofPhoenix wrote...

cmessaz wrote...

Guys I have a rockin theory on the sex cutscenes, I don't want to reveal too much until I've had a chance to mess around, but if it works all would be happy.


I expect a full report on this pressing issue miss. I want to see a full detailed analysis of the act, in addition to recomendations and advises on how to make it better.
Feel free to discuss the symbolic and philosophical importance of such an event as well.




Lmao

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Umm, ok. Seriously this wouldn't just be for Alistair if it works. It would be for all romancables. Alistair first though, tis my duty as an Alistairian. I hope I can make it happen! I will let everyone know as soon as I can.

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Thor Rand Al wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

cmessaz wrote...

Guys I have a rockin theory on the sex cutscenes, I don't want to reveal too much until I've had a chance to mess around, but if it works all would be happy.


I expect a full report on this pressing issue miss. I want to see a full detailed analysis of the act, in addition to recomendations and advises on how to make it better.
Feel free to discuss the symbolic and philosophical importance of such an event as well.




Lmao

I love Knight. He has a way with words, doesn't he Thor?

#3442
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cmessaz wrote...

Thor Rand Al wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

cmessaz wrote...

Guys I have a rockin theory on the sex cutscenes, I don't want to reveal too much until I've had a chance to mess around, but if it works all would be happy.


I expect a full report on this pressing issue miss. I want to see a full detailed analysis of the act, in addition to recomendations and advises on how to make it better.
Feel free to discuss the symbolic and philosophical importance of such an event as well.




Lmao

I love Knight. He has a way with words, doesn't he Thor?




Oh that he does, I definitely agree lmao

#3443
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Excellent. My plans to turn this into a KnightofPhoenix appreciation thread is proceeding as I have foreseen.


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Wait a minute..........
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Modifié par cmessaz, 16 avril 2010 - 06:30 .


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KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Excellent. My plans to turn this into a KnightofPhoenix appreciation thread is proceeding as I have foreseen.



ROFL
We might be nice and give you a few pages but ah Alistair might disapprove of you taking over his whole thread lmao

#3446
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KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Excellent. My plans to turn this into a KnightofPhoenix appreciation thread is proceeding as I have foreseen.


Hush, it was way more fun to observe without them knowing.

#3447
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KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Excellent. My plans to turn this into a KnightofPhoenix appreciation thread is proceeding as I have foreseen.


.......

Well played, sir.

#3448
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Whew. That was a close one.

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This one is great, though out of season. Especially for us Arizonians
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Thor Rand Al wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Excellent. My plans to turn this into a KnightofPhoenix appreciation thread is proceeding as I have foreseen.



ROFL
We might be nice and give you a few pages but ah Alistair might disapprove of you taking over his whole thread lmao


Alistair disapproves -100000

KnightofPhoenix approves +1000000000000000