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[Sarah1281]

Merilsell wrote...

LadyDamodred wrote...
And this b/c it is absolutely hysterical.

Heh. I think that is the most precise and lulzy description/summary of Twilight ever. And yes Syl, the dialogues are like THAT. I kid you not.

The 'Manos: The Hands of Fate' of literature? That really puts it into perspective. And that may have been perhaps the best episode of MST3K ever but I really pity anyone who had to watch that alone.

And where's the free will in imprinting? Sam sure didn't find any. And I have no respect for Emily for marrying the guy who broke her cousin's heart for her the minute he saw her and tore off half her face.

I forgot about that stupid cocktail dress! She's going to go viciously kill things, not to a ball! Why does she need to look sexy? I bet she doesn't even ruin it...

Is it strange that book five is my favorite? It confirms so very, very much and makes the alternative character interpretation canon. 

[tmp7704]

LadyDamodred wrote...

Oh, please, please try to fix it.

Mhm ok uploaded a new version. This one is set to show up the 'stunt double Alistair' if the original is missing, i haven't tested it though so not sure how well that'll work. He might show up in his default armour if he does at all

[tmp7704]

Lady Jess wrote...

Guilty party is... elf proportions fix:(

The proportion fix files mimic the default game appearance, that is armour variant A has textures ending with A, variant B with B and so on. I wasn't aware this actually causes issue with DLC armour because i don't have the Keep thing. But yes, if the standard game makes it look like this then the fix thing would replicate it, sorry

[LadyDamodred]

Oh my god...

Oh my god...

I just had Alistair sacrifice himself.  I am sitting here crying. 

tmp:  Will your scene work if we select the "knock him out" option and kill ourselves?

[Lady Jess]

tmp7704 wrote...

Lady Jess wrote...

Guilty party is... elf proportions fix:(

The proportion fix files mimic the default game appearance, that is armour variant A has textures ending with A, variant B with B and so on. I wasn't aware this actually causes issue with DLC armour because i don't have the Keep thing. But yes, if the standard game makes it look like this then the fix thing would replicate it, sorry

It's ok, I don't understand any of that but it's no biggy, I'll just not use it when I get to the point I have that armor in Awakening. But thought it might be handy if people knew in case the run into it. I didn't check the other armors actually. Maybe I should.

[Tirigon]

Sarah1281 wrote...


Bella's major flaw in th books is 'clumsiness.' Oh yes, that's such a debilitating problem. Plus that's all cleared up when she's made a perfect vampire with Carlisle's self-control anyway. She is kind of a moron but she's not supposed to be and her actions are not seen by anyone as her just being a ******. They think she's selfless, everyone wants her, she's never held accountable for anything she does...yeah, she's a Mary Sue.

I agree she´s one as vampire, but before?

Well I guess i just have different views than the rest of the world^^

But I think she´s not very perfect - rather the opposite. She can´t get along with people, she has no friends except of Jacob and Edward, she pisses everyone off with her irrational behaviour, she´s clumsy as hell, and she can´t control her life.

Oh and she wants sex. From what I hear about the author Meyers would see that as a flaw.................

[Addai]

If Twilight is as terrible as everyone says it is, why is it so popular?  I don't get it.  But then again, I don't get a lot of things that others consider entertainment.

[LadyDamodred]

All right.  Ladies, tissues.  Seriously.  Do not watch this until you have something to wipe your eyes with.

Alistair sacrifices his life to end the Blight.

[Sarah1281]

Addai67 wrote...

If Twilight is as terrible as everyone says it is, why is it so popular?  I don't get it.  But then again, I don't get a lot of things that others consider entertainment.

Presumably for the same reason reality TV is. I mean, I think shows like Jersey Shore say a lot about what is wrong with the world. I take it you've never read it? You're lucky.

[cmessaz]

LadyDamodred wrote...

All right.  Ladies, tissues.  Seriously.  Do not watch this until you have something to wipe your eyes with.

Alistair sacrifices his life to end the Blight.

[Addai]

LadyDamodred wrote...

All right.  Ladies, tissues.  Seriously.  Do not watch this until you have something to wipe your eyes with.

Alistair sacrifices his life to end the Blight.

And the DLC That Shall Not Be Named was supposed to provide emotional impact?  Srsly, Bioware just needs to arrange one conference call with tmp where he can school them on how it's done.

[cmessaz]

I demand cupcakes!

I am going to need therapy after this.

Modifié par cmessaz, 03 juin 2010 - 08:17 .

[mellifera]

LadyDamodred wrote...

All right.  Ladies, tissues.  Seriously.  Do not watch this until you have something to wipe your eyes with.

Alistair sacrifices his life to end the Blight.

Fffffffuuuuu-- :crying: That is pretty much exactly how I pictured my character too :crying:

[tmp7704]

LadyDamodred wrote...

tmp:  Will your scene work if we select the "knock him out" option and kill ourselves?

Ahh i forgot it's included in the dialogue. Yup quickly checking if you use it then you get to sacrifice yourself and it triggers afterwards. I think it's not the most up-to-date animation in the knock him out sequence but the differences are very minor so it shouldn't really matter

[Lady Jess]

Addai67 wrote...

LadyDamodred wrote...

All right.  Ladies, tissues.  Seriously.  Do not watch this until you have something to wipe your eyes with.

Alistair sacrifices his life to end the Blight.

And the DLC That Shall Not Be Named was supposed to provide emotional impact?  Srsly, Bioware just needs to arrange one conference call with tmp where he can school them on how it's done.

what...sniffsniff...Addai...snifflesnort...said...waillllllllllllllls

[Addai]

Sarah1281 wrote...

Addai67 wrote...

If Twilight is as terrible as everyone says it is, why is it so popular?  I don't get it.  But then again, I don't get a lot of things that others consider entertainment.

Presumably for the same reason reality TV is. I mean, I think shows like Jersey Shore say a lot about what is wrong with the world. I take it you've never read it? You're lucky.

No, but I have a pretty sensitive sniffer for vapid stupidity.  And I won't just finish a book or movie to finish it, if I feel like it's wasting my time.

Don't anyone kil me, but I tossed Harry Potter after about a half hour with the first book.

[sylvanaerie]

LadyDamodred wrote...

All right.  Ladies, tissues.  Seriously.  Do not watch this until you have something to wipe your eyes with.

Alistair sacrifices his life to end the Blight.

well that sure as hell beats the f*ing party scene you get at the end...I'd have to end the game right there.

[cmessaz]

tmp7704 wrote...

LadyDamodred wrote...

tmp:  Will your scene work if we select the "knock him out" option and kill ourselves?

Ahh i forgot it's included in the dialogue. Yup quickly checking if you use it then you get to sacrifice yourself and it triggers afterwards. I think it's not the most up-to-date animation in the knock him out sequence but the differences are very minor so it shouldn't really matter

Knock him out?!

[mellifera]

Addai67 wrote...

Sarah1281 wrote...

Addai67 wrote...

If Twilight is as terrible as everyone says it is, why is it so popular?  I don't get it.  But then again, I don't get a lot of things that others consider entertainment.

Presumably for the same reason reality TV is. I mean, I think shows like Jersey Shore say a lot about what is wrong with the world. I take it you've never read it? You're lucky.

No, but I have a pretty sensitive sniffer for vapid stupidity.  And I won't just finish a book or movie to finish it, if I feel like it's wasting my time.

Don't anyone kil me, but I tossed Harry Potter after about a half hour with the first book.

I liked Harry Potter... up until I turned 14 and realized how much I thought it sucked

[AnniLau]

LadyDamodred wrote...

All right.  Ladies, tissues.  Seriously.  Do not watch this until you have something to wipe your eyes with.

Alistair sacrifices his life to end the Blight.

*deploys cute kitten comfort*

[Lady Jess]

ok if you're going to play Awakening, and use either the Sentinel Armor set (black and red, but will appear as warden commander) or this set (Hirol's Defense) remove proportions fixes first, though the effect was rather amusing. At least with female elves, I don't have a human female plate wearer.

[MelRedux]

LadyDamodred wrote...

All right.  Ladies, tissues.  Seriously.  Do not watch this until you have something to wipe your eyes with.

Alistair sacrifices his life to end the Blight.

.....did his cold dead eyes have to stare into space like that??  *WAILS*

tmp, you are evil.

[Tirigon]

LadyDamodred wrote...

Merilsell wrote...

Yup, so very much. I think this pretty much sums it up. (Don't want to derail the thread with the crap that twilight is) But the DA:O/Twilight parody-FF is pretty lulworthy

And this b/c it is absolutely hysterical.

Haha awesome!

[MelRedux]

Addai67 wrote...

Sarah1281 wrote...

Addai67 wrote...

If Twilight is as terrible as everyone says it is, why is it so popular?  I don't get it.  But then again, I don't get a lot of things that others consider entertainment.

Presumably for the same reason reality TV is. I mean, I think shows like Jersey Shore say a lot about what is wrong with the world. I take it you've never read it? You're lucky.

No, but I have a pretty sensitive sniffer for vapid stupidity.  And I won't just finish a book or movie to finish it, if I feel like it's wasting my time.

Don't anyone kil me, but I tossed Harry Potter after about a half hour with the first book.

Me too...i felt like I was getting dumber reading about snigglesnorts and hufflezumps or whatever.  You'd  be surprised at the amount of rage directed toward me when people find out I don't like Harry Potter.

But I read all the Twilight books, so what does that really say about me?

[LadyDamodred]

yukidama wrote...

LadyDamodred wrote...

All right.  Ladies, tissues.  Seriously.  Do not watch this until you have something to wipe your eyes with.

Alistair sacrifices his life to end the Blight.

Fffffffuuuuu-- :crying: That is pretty much exactly how I pictured my character too :crying:

And her lips moving at the end?  Oh god.  I can just imagine her saying 'Please don't leave me, I love you...'

Going off to knock him out and see how it plays for me.