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[LadyDamodred]

I knew it was, cmess. *wanders off to read happier smut*

[Addai]

LadyDamodred wrote...

yukidama wrote...
That's exactly why I find it amusing even though it is sad in context ;-; That my little elf mage can knock out a muscular full grown human warrior in a huge metal suit with a single punch? *snickers*

He wasn't expecting it!  He was expecting one last kiss before he died.  And the woman he loved denied him that before she killed herself.  He didn't even get a last kiss!

*always kisses Alistair before going onto the roof*

Me too, and I think I've told this story a hundred times but once I did this and it triggered the party gossip dialogue.  Never too late to get in a bit of dirt dishing before you go off to have your soul destroyed.

[mellifera]

LadyDamodred wrote...

yukidama wrote...

LadyDamodred wrote...
I am a horrible, horrible person and should not do this.  That being said...

Warning!  Warning!  Danger!  Danger!  Srsly!  Big warning!

You have been warned.  Do not click if you are not prepared for the consequences.
NSFW 

You can't put those warnings and expect me not to click.

*cries softly in a corner*

Well, I have to put the warnings.  Sorry.  Take comfort in the fact that it's not your PC?

If he did that to my PC I'd leap into the game and Spartan kick him off the tower >:|

[ejoslin]

LadyDamodred wrote...

yukidama wrote...

LadyDamodred wrote...
I am a horrible, horrible person and should not do this.  That being said...

Warning!  Warning!  Danger!  Danger!  Srsly!  Big warning!

You have been warned.  Do not click if you are not prepared for the consequences.
NSFW 

You can't put those warnings and expect me not to click.

*cries softly in a corner*

Well, I have to put the warnings.  Sorry.  Take comfort in the fact that it's not your PC?

I'm comforted by the thought that in my games, Alistair will always take the blow. 

[Sarah1281]

Gilsa wrote...

This is the last of the sacrifice pictures from me, I swear. I just redid it again with Alistair as the sacrifice so people can see what the dwarf position looks like. Dead dwarf is a few pages back if you missed the first round.

Gilsa, I forgot what her name was.  Something with a V? 

[mellifera]

klarabella wrote...

LadyDamodred wrote...
I am a horrible, horrible person and should not do this.  That being said...

Warning!  Warning!  Danger!  Danger!  Srsly!  Big warning!

You have been warned.  Do not click if you are not prepared for the consequences.
*snip*

I clicked, saw the title and knew I didn't want to read it again.
I know them all and this is the most disturbing because it seems so innocent and then ...

I was never one for surprises

[Gilsa]

klarabella wrote...

LadyDamodred wrote...
I am a horrible, horrible person and should not do this.  That being said...

Warning!  Warning!  Danger!  Danger!  Srsly!  Big warning!

You have been warned.  Do not click if you are not prepared for the consequences.
*snip*

I clicked, saw the title and knew I didn't want to read it again.
I know them all and this is the most disturbing because it seems so innocent and then ...

I just laughed my ass off once I realized where it was going. Man, the stuff people come up with. You'd think Alistair would never get laid again or something.

[Gilsa]

@Sarah -- Vonren. You can always click on my profile, click on Games > Dragon Age, and then see a list of my uploaded characters.

[TotoroTori]

yukidama wrote...

LadyDamodred wrote...


I am a horrible, horrible person and should not do this.  That being said...

Warning!  Warning!  Danger!  Danger!  Srsly!  Big warning!

You have been warned.  Do not click if you are not prepared for the consequences.
NSFW 

You can't put those warnings and expect me not to click.

*cries softly in a corner*


EDIT: Here's a not dead picture of my elf for TotoroTori

I can't believe you linked that!

Yay she's alive I'm gonna save that picture and draw her when I get back from my trip that's for certain <3

[TotoroTori]

how many times have I double posted seriously?

Modifié par TotoroTori, 04 juin 2010 - 10:58 .

[Herr Uhl]

Gilsa wrote...

klarabella wrote...

LadyDamodred wrote...
I am a horrible, horrible person and should not do this.  That being said...

Warning!  Warning!  Danger!  Danger!  Srsly!  Big warning!

You have been warned.  Do not click if you are not prepared for the consequences.
*snip*

I clicked, saw the title and knew I didn't want to read it again.
I know them all and this is the most disturbing because it seems so innocent and then ...

I just laughed my ass off once I realized where it was going. Man, the stuff people come up with. You'd think Alistair would never get laid again or something.

"she was still warm inside"

At least it isn't fully developed yet.

[mellifera]

TotoroTori wrote...

yukidama wrote...

LadyDamodred wrote...


I am a horrible, horrible person and should not do this.  That being said...

Warning!  Warning!  Danger!  Danger!  Srsly!  Big warning!

You have been warned.  Do not click if you are not prepared for the consequences.
NSFW 

You can't put those warnings and expect me not to click.

*cries softly in a corner*


EDIT: Here's a not dead picture of my elf for TotoroTori

I can't believe you linked that!

Yay she's alive I'm gonna save that picture and draw her when I get back from my trip that's for certain <3

I'm actually playing through her game again, so I can give her a backstory that is planned out better. Also, since I had Improved Atmosphere installed, any save of hers takes ages to load and half the people are naked :/

Hehe, I'd love to see the result when you draw her!

Modifié par yukidama, 04 juin 2010 - 11:03 .

[ejoslin]

Gilsa wrote...

klarabella wrote...

LadyDamodred wrote...
I am a horrible, horrible person and should not do this.  That being said...

Warning!  Warning!  Danger!  Danger!  Srsly!  Big warning!

You have been warned.  Do not click if you are not prepared for the consequences.
*snip*

I clicked, saw the title and knew I didn't want to read it again.
I know them all and this is the most disturbing because it seems so innocent and then ...

I just laughed my ass off once I realized where it was going. Man, the stuff people come up with. You'd think Alistair would never get laid again or something.

Nono, it's ZEVRAN who never gets laid again.  But I don't think he said his goodbye this way...

[LadyDamodred]

TotoroTori wrote...

yukidama wrote...

LadyDamodred wrote...


I am a horrible, horrible person and should not do this.  That being said...

Warning!  Warning!  Danger!  Danger!  Srsly!  Big warning!

You have been warned.  Do not click if you are not prepared for the consequences.
NSFW 

You can't put those warnings and expect me not to click.

*cries softly in a corner*


EDIT: Here's a not dead picture of my elf for TotoroTori

I can't believe you linked that!

Yay she's alive I'm gonna save that picture and draw her when I get back from my trip that's for certain <3

Really, does anything I do surprise people anymore?

[nos_astra]

ejoslin wrote...

Gilsa wrote...

klarabella wrote...

LadyDamodred wrote...
I am a horrible, horrible person and should not do this.  That being said...

Warning!  Warning!  Danger!  Danger!  Srsly!  Big warning!

You have been warned.  Do not click if you are not prepared for the consequences.
*snip*

I clicked, saw the title and knew I didn't want to read it again.
I know them all and this is the most disturbing because it seems so innocent and then ...

I just laughed my ass off once I realized where it was going. Man, the stuff people come up with. You'd think Alistair would never get laid again or something.

Nono, it's ZEVRAN who never gets laid again.  But I don't think he said his goodbye this way...

He's only one anonymous prompt away from doing so.

[Sarah1281]

ejoslin wrote...

Gilsa wrote...

klarabella wrote...

LadyDamodred wrote...
I am a horrible, horrible person and should not do this.  That being said...

Warning!  Warning!  Danger!  Danger!  Srsly!  Big warning!

You have been warned.  Do not click if you are not prepared for the consequences.
*snip*

I clicked, saw the title and knew I didn't want to read it again.
I know them all and this is the most disturbing because it seems so innocent and then ...

I just laughed my ass off once I realized where it was going. Man, the stuff people come up with. You'd think Alistair would never get laid again or something.

Nono, it's ZEVRAN who never gets laid again.  But I don't think he said his goodbye this way...

Since unhardened Leliana soon kills herself, I think she is the one who absolutely never gets laid again. With Zevran all we know is that he never loves again.

[LadyDamodred]

ejoslin wrote...

Gilsa wrote...

klarabella wrote...

LadyDamodred wrote...
I am a horrible, horrible person and should not do this.  That being said...

Warning!  Warning!  Danger!  Danger!  Srsly!  Big warning!

You have been warned.  Do not click if you are not prepared for the consequences.
*snip*

I clicked, saw the title and knew I didn't want to read it again.
I know them all and this is the most disturbing because it seems so innocent and then ...

I just laughed my ass off once I realized where it was going. Man, the stuff people come up with. You'd think Alistair would never get laid again or something.

Nono, it's ZEVRAN who never gets laid again.  But I don't think he said his goodbye this way...

Ejo, what exactly is the take most Zevran fans have to that epilogue slide?  Is it that he never sleeps with anyone again or that he never, ever falls in love again?

[Herr Uhl]

LadyDamodred wrote...

Really, does anything I do surprise people anymore?

Last time I was surprised by this fandom was a Sandal/Alastair fic.

[ejoslin]

LadyDamodred wrote...

ejoslin wrote...

Nono, it's ZEVRAN who never gets laid again.  But I don't think he said his goodbye this way...

Ejo, what exactly is the take most Zevran fans have to that epilogue slide?  Is it that he never sleeps with anyone again or that he never, ever falls in love again?

The actual wording seems to say he never had sex again -- it says he had frequent offers OF new bedmates, not frequent offers FROM.  It could be misread, but it really sounds like he had a lot of offers, never took anyone up on them.  Here's the slide:

Zevran lingered in Denerim for a time, mourning the loss of his love and working for the Fereldan throne as a distraction.  Eventually the Crows came after him once again and he elected to take the fight to their doorstep, returning to Antiva.  After four master assassins disappeared, the Crows readmitted Zevran--as their leader.  He maintained a distance from his former comrades even then, and despite frequent offers of new bedmates, never loved again.

Edit: Seriously, does anyone actually have sex with someone then offer to love them?  That doesn't make sense at all.

Second edit: This is why I dislike the Awakening card.  He goes back to Antiva and takes over the crows if the Warden dies -- it's part of the tragedy of his ending in Origins if you do the US.  Awakening takes that bit of drama away from this ending and has him going back no matter what.

Modifié par ejoslin, 04 juin 2010 - 11:15 .

[TotoroTori]

yukidama wrote...

Hehe, I'd love to see the result when you draw her!

There's actually a few wardens I want to draw on here

I may draw her with a cute pouty face; all I know is that the tat's on her face are going to be tricky.

I'm going to be gone for about a week starting tomorrow that's why I haven't started yet...

[Sarah1281]

ejoslin wrote...

LadyDamodred wrote...

ejoslin wrote...

Nono, it's ZEVRAN who never gets laid again.  But I don't think he said his goodbye this way...

Ejo, what exactly is the take most Zevran fans have to that epilogue slide?  Is it that he never sleeps with anyone again or that he never, ever falls in love again?

The actual wording seems to say he never had sex again -- it says he had frequent offers OF new bedmates, not frequent offers FROM.  It could be misread, but it really sounds like he had a lot of offers, never took anyone up on them.  Here's the slide:

Zevran lingered in Denerim for a time, mourning the loss of his love and working for the Fereldan throne as a distraction.  Eventually the Crows came after him once again and he elected to take the fight to their doorstep, returning to Antiva.  After four master assassins disappeared, the Crows readmitted Zevran--as their leader.  He maintained a distance from his former comrades even then, and despite frequent offers of new bedmates, never loved again.

Edit: Seriously, does anyone actually have sex with someone then offer to love them?  That doesn't make sense at all.

Second edit: This is why I dislike the Awakening card.  He goes back to Antiva and takes over the crows if the Warden dies -- it's part of the tragedy of his ending in Origins if you do the US.  Awakening takes that bit of drama away from this ending and has him going back no matter what.

I don't think the potential bedmates were offering to love him. These people were offering to sleep with him and regardless of whether or not he accepted, he never loved any of them or anyone else.

[ejoslin]

Sarah1281 wrote...

ejoslin wrote...

LadyDamodred wrote...

ejoslin wrote...

Nono, it's ZEVRAN who never gets laid again.  But I don't think he said his goodbye this way...

Ejo, what exactly is the take most Zevran fans have to that epilogue slide?  Is it that he never sleeps with anyone again or that he never, ever falls in love again?

The actual wording seems to say he never had sex again -- it says he had frequent offers OF new bedmates, not frequent offers FROM.  It could be misread, but it really sounds like he had a lot of offers, never took anyone up on them.  Here's the slide:

Zevran lingered in Denerim for a time, mourning the loss of his love and working for the Fereldan throne as a distraction.  Eventually the Crows came after him once again and he elected to take the fight to their doorstep, returning to Antiva.  After four master assassins disappeared, the Crows readmitted Zevran--as their leader.  He maintained a distance from his former comrades even then, and despite frequent offers of new bedmates, never loved again.

Edit: Seriously, does anyone actually have sex with someone then offer to love them?  That doesn't make sense at all.

Second edit: This is why I dislike the Awakening card.  He goes back to Antiva and takes over the crows if the Warden dies -- it's part of the tragedy of his ending in Origins if you do the US.  Awakening takes that bit of drama away from this ending and has him going back no matter what.

I don't think the potential bedmates were offering to love him. These people were offering to sleep with him and regardless of whether or not he accepted, he never loved any of them or anyone else.

But it says frequent offers of bedmates, not frequent bedmates.  If he were taking up the offers, you would imagine it would be worded, "despite having frequent bedmates, he never loved again."  Or something.  It makes a point of saying he got offers, and nothing about him having lovers.

Modifié par ejoslin, 04 juin 2010 - 11:19 .

[nos_astra]

ejoslin wrote...
Zevran lingered in Denerim for a time, mourning the loss of his love and working for the Fereldan throne as a distraction.  Eventually the Crows came after him once again and he elected to take the fight to their doorstep, returning to Antiva.  After four master assassins disappeared, the Crows readmitted Zevran--as their leader.  He maintained a distance from his former comrades even then, and despite frequent offers of new bedmates, never loved again.

Isn't it a bit far fetched that Zevran will never touch anyone again?

[LadyDamodred]

ejoslin wrote...

LadyDamodred wrote...

ejoslin wrote...

Nono, it's ZEVRAN who never gets laid again.  But I don't think he said his goodbye this way...

Ejo, what exactly is the take most Zevran fans have to that epilogue slide?  Is it that he never sleeps with anyone again or that he never, ever falls in love again?

The actual wording seems to say he never had sex again -- it says he had frequent offers OF new bedmates, not frequent offers FROM.  It could be misread, but it really sounds like he had a lot of offers, never took anyone up on them.  Here's the slide:

Zevran lingered in Denerim for a time, mourning the loss of his love and working for the Fereldan throne as a distraction.  Eventually the Crows came after him once again and he elected to take the fight to their doorstep, returning to Antiva.  After four master assassins disappeared, the Crows readmitted Zevran--as their leader.  He maintained a distance from his former comrades even then, and despite frequent offers of new bedmates, never loved again.

Edit: Seriously, does anyone actually have sex with someone then offer to love them?  That doesn't make sense at all.

Second edit: This is why I dislike the Awakening card.  He goes back to Antiva and takes over the crows if the Warden dies -- it's part of the tragedy of his ending in Origins if you do the US.  Awakening takes that bit of drama away from this ending and has him going back no matter what.

So just DA's tactful way of not saying "sex" in a slide?  I suppose that works.  The wording is slightly confusing.

[ejoslin]

klarabella wrote...

ejoslin wrote...
Zevran lingered in Denerim for a time, mourning the loss of his love and working for the Fereldan throne as a distraction.  Eventually the Crows came after him once again and he elected to take the fight to their doorstep, returning to Antiva.  After four master assassins disappeared, the Crows readmitted Zevran--as their leader.  He maintained a distance from his former comrades even then, and despite frequent offers of new bedmates, never loved again.

Isn't it a bit far fetched that Zevran will never touch anyone again?

Actually, no.  At the end, if he falls in love, he can't even have sex with the warden unless they make a commitment to him.  Sex and love become one and the same for him.

Page topper, and hahahahaha, it's me talking about Zevran and the US.  Saddest face in the game, yet again.

Modifié par ejoslin, 04 juin 2010 - 11:21 .