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[Serissia]

Herr Uhl wrote...
You enjoy golden showers I take it?

Only if I'm being paid to.

[Sarah1281]

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Serissia wrote...

Kryyptehk wrote...
Maybe him and Anora didn't have a child because she refused to have sex with him. I imagine Anora is a bit of a prude.

Yeah, it's hard to picture Anora on her knees getting bathed in the King's glory.  She seems like the boring missionary type.

You mean the same girl that commands her knees to stop bleeding?
Heck no, she seems like a cowgirl type to me.

I, for one, can't believe that her knees would have the audacity to start bleeding in the first place.

[Herr Uhl]

Serissia wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...
You enjoy golden showers I take it?

Only if I'm being paid to.

But then you enjoy getting paid for it. Not the act itself.

[KnightofPhoenix]

Kryyptehk wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Serissia wrote...

Kryyptehk wrote...
Maybe him and Anora didn't have a child because she refused to have sex with him. I imagine Anora is a bit of a prude.

Yeah, it's hard to picture Anora on her knees getting bathed in the King's glory.  She seems like the boring missionary type.

You mean the same girl that commands her knees to stop bleeding?
Heck no, she seems like a cowgirl type to me.

Yeah, but she'd probably never give BJs though.

She might, if only for one reason.
"I command you to hold it in! Until I give you the permission!"

eherm....maybe being King Consort has benefits other than raw power....

[Costin_Razvan]

I, for one, can't believe that her knees would have the audacity to start bleeding in the first place.

As Loghain puts it: "Or are you surprised my daughter ever fell down?"

 eherm....maybe being King Consort has benefits other than raw power....

You realize that NOW?

Modifié par Costin_Razvan, 05 juin 2010 - 06:45 .

[Serissia]

Herr Uhl wrote...
But then you enjoy getting paid for it. Not the act itself.

Very true. 

[sylvanaerie]

cmessaz wrote...

sylvanaerie wrote...

ROFL What a strange conversation to drop onto in the boards

You know us Syl!

I know.  I you guys!

[Kryyptehk]

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Kryyptehk wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Serissia wrote...

Kryyptehk wrote...
Maybe him and Anora didn't have a child because she refused to have sex with him. I imagine Anora is a bit of a prude.

Yeah, it's hard to picture Anora on her knees getting bathed in the King's glory.  She seems like the boring missionary type.

You mean the same girl that commands her knees to stop bleeding?
Heck no, she seems like a cowgirl type to me.

Yeah, but she'd probably never give BJs though.

She might, if only for one reason.
"I command you to hold it in! Until I give you the permission!"

eherm....maybe being King Consort has benefits other than raw power....

I take it you've given this a lot of thought, hmm?

[Herr Uhl]

Kryyptehk wrote...

I take it you've given this a lot of thought, hmm?

He is the guy that thought that it was a good idea to have a miss Ferelden contest.

So I imagine he has.

[Serissia]

I had to ask for an explanation as to the bleeding knees thing and I'm still confused as to how that correlates to sex in anyway.

[cmessaz]

Krypt- didn't you go on vacation or something? How was it?

[Merilsell]

Scared now.

[KnightofPhoenix]

Kryyptehk wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Kryyptehk wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Serissia wrote...

Kryyptehk wrote...
Maybe him and Anora didn't have a child because she refused to have sex with him. I imagine Anora is a bit of a prude.

Yeah, it's hard to picture Anora on her knees getting bathed in the King's glory.  She seems like the boring missionary type.

You mean the same girl that commands her knees to stop bleeding?
Heck no, she seems like a cowgirl type to me.

Yeah, but she'd probably never give BJs though.

She might, if only for one reason.
"I command you to hold it in! Until I give you the permission!"

eherm....maybe being King Consort has benefits other than raw power....

I take it you've given this a lot of thought, hmm?

Ferelden will only have a Golden Age if the couple gets along.
The Monarchs can't do a good job nor can then get along well if their sexual life is inadequate.

So it's only for the good of Ferelden, I assure you.

[Kryyptehk]

Herr Uhl wrote...

Kryyptehk wrote...

I take it you've given this a lot of thought, hmm?

He is the guy that thought that it was a good idea to have a miss Ferelden contest.

So I imagine he has.

Truly, KoP was the one who came up with that idea? Well then. I avoided that topic like the plague.

[KnightofPhoenix]

Serissia wrote...

I had to ask for an explanation as to the bleeding knees thing and I'm still confused as to how that correlates to sex in anyway.

Because she seems the commanding type and not passive.

But now that I think of it. She can also command her knees to stop aching as she isn't finished yet.

[Serissia]

KnightofPhoenix wrote...
Ferelden will only have a Golden Age if the couple gets along.
The Monarchs can't do a good job nor can then get along well if their sexual life is inadequate.

So it's only for the good of Ferelden, I assure you.

Ferelden's future relies on your hot beef injections.  You better get to it son.

[Kryyptehk]

cmessaz wrote...

Krypt- didn't you go on vacation or something? How was it?

I'm on vacation right now, actually. I'm in Key West, staying with the fam. Going outside during the day in Florida is like torture, so I have all my fun at night as it should be

[mellifera]

Sarah1281 wrote...

Oh, it looks like TotoroTori's commission's done! She said she'd be gone for what, a week? I guess I'll post it then.

This is Alistair (of course) and I believe her HN Hazel. It's so pretty! 

Aww, I love it. I can't wait for my character's portrait to get done

[cmessaz]

Kryyptehk wrote...

cmessaz wrote...

Krypt- didn't you go on vacation or something? How was it?

I'm on vacation right now, actually. I'm in Key West, staying with the fam. Going outside during the day in Florida is like torture, so I have all my fun at night as it should be

Sounds like me! Hope you have fun.

[cmessaz]

Serissia wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...
Ferelden will only have a Golden Age if the couple gets along.
The Monarchs can't do a good job nor can then get along well if their sexual life is inadequate.

So it's only for the good of Ferelden, I assure you.

Ferelden's future relies on your hot beef injections.  You better get to it son.

Glorios.

Modifié par cmessaz, 05 juin 2010 - 06:52 .

[Kryyptehk]

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Kryyptehk wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Kryyptehk wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Serissia wrote...

Kryyptehk wrote...
Maybe him and Anora didn't have a child because she refused to have sex with him. I imagine Anora is a bit of a prude.

Yeah, it's hard to picture Anora on her knees getting bathed in the King's glory.  She seems like the boring missionary type.

You mean the same girl that commands her knees to stop bleeding?
Heck no, she seems like a cowgirl type to me.

Yeah, but she'd probably never give BJs though.

She might, if only for one reason.
"I command you to hold it in! Until I give you the permission!"

eherm....maybe being King Consort has benefits other than raw power....

I take it you've given this a lot of thought, hmm?

Ferelden will only have a Golden Age if the couple gets along.
The Monarchs can't do a good job nor can then get along well if their sexual life is inadequate.

So it's only for the good of Ferelden, I assure you.

Elizabeth Tudor is considered one of the best Queens of England and she was a virgin. Can't hide behind that reason 

[KnightofPhoenix]

Serissia wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...
Ferelden will only have a Golden Age if the couple gets along.
The Monarchs can't do a good job nor can then get along well if their sexual life is inadequate.

So it's only for the good of Ferelden, I assure you.

Ferelden's future relies on your hot beef injections.  You better get to it son.

Naaaa, Arcturus is a 80 cunning rogue. In other words, his penetration skills are unrivalled.

"Cunning helps characters identify weaknesses in opponents’ armor, increasing the armor penetration score, and also contributes to mental resistance and the persuasion side of Coercion. "

Kinky.

Modifié par KnightofPhoenix, 05 juin 2010 - 06:55 .

[Serissia]

KnightofPhoenix wrote...
Because she seems the commanding type and not passive.

But now that I think of it. She can also command her knees to stop aching as she isn't finished yet.

Perhaps she knows some Jedi clam tricks as well.

[KnightofPhoenix]

Kryyptehk wrote...
Elizabeth Tudor is considered one of the best Queens of England and she was a virgin. Can't hide behind that reason 

That's not what the epilogue says

[cmessaz]

Serissia wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...
Because she seems the commanding type and not passive.

But now that I think of it. She can also command her knees to stop aching as she isn't finished yet.

Perhaps she knows some Jedi clam tricks as well.

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