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[SurelyForth]

Sandtigress wrote...
I only get hit on by 50+ year old guys....and I'm a few years shy of 30. Even better, I'm Asian, and I  still get asked if I'm a freshman on campus, even though I'm a fifth year grad student.  <_<
But Alistair thinks you're beautiful and the  most wonderful woman in the world! 

I only get hit on by the crazy. My friends used to joke that my superpower is my freak magnet-ism. If I'm within a mile of a grown man who wears shirt of woven rubber bands and rides a razor scooter on the highway, or a lesbian welder whose husband is in the clink for looking up kiddie porn at the public library, they're trying to get in my pants. 

I am still somewhat convinced that my boyfriend might secretly be a serial killer. 

[KnightofPhoenix]

Kryyptehk wrote...
And you say you aren't like Alistair. And I missed the post where you gave me tulips, sorry.

Also, the lips things made me laugh out loud and wake up my sister. -waggles fingers at KoP-

lol  Niice.

And yeah....I might be a tiny bit awkward at "hitting on" people. Well on the people I actually like anyhow.

[Kryyptehk]

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Kryyptehk wrote...

yukidama wrote...

LMAO. I feel so loved right now

You're lucky, Yuki. I never get hit on I'm quite distressed about it.

I just said you might be a reason why I am here.

EDIT:

Ohhh, they're so pretty! I lurv tulips, they're pretty awesome. Ridiculously awesome, some might say.

[Kryyptehk]

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Kryyptehk wrote...
And you say you aren't like Alistair. And I missed the post where you gave me tulips, sorry.

Also, the lips things made me laugh out loud and wake up my sister. -waggles fingers at KoP-

lol  Niice.

And yeah....I might be a tiny bit awkward at "hitting on" people. Well on the people I actually like anyhow.

Poor Alista-...I mean, KoP. Are you a self-hating gentleman? You say you don't want to be like Alistair, but here you are, being cute and stuff.  Or is that part of your evil plan? Hmmmm -wonders-

[sylvanaerie]

SurelyForth wrote...

Sandtigress wrote...
I only get hit on by 50+ year old guys....and I'm a few years shy of 30. Even better, I'm Asian, and I  still get asked if I'm a freshman on campus, even though I'm a fifth year grad student.  <_<
But Alistair thinks you're beautiful and the  most wonderful woman in the world! 

I only get hit on by the crazy. My friends used to joke that my superpower is my freak magnet-ism. If I'm within a mile of a grown man who wears shirt of woven rubber bands and rides a razor scooter on the highway, or a lesbian welder whose husband is in the clink for looking up kiddie porn at the public library, they're trying to get in my pants. 

I am still somewhat convinced that my boyfriend might secretly be a serial killer. 

Holding my sides in cause they just split reading this.  Surely you are freaking awesome!!

[tmp7704]

Gilsa wrote...

tmp7704 wrote...

Tirigon wrote...

What´s wrong with dwarfen arms?

Absolutely nothing; in fact, let me demonstrate why it's good to think twice before one tries to diss dwarf arms or dwarves in general:



... would you really want to ****** her off?

WHY ARE YOU SUCH A TEASEEEEEE TMP!! WHYYYYYYY!!

Well now, the dwarverine won't be in a mod so that's not really teasing   the rest is getting there though, heavy and massive armour left. Couple days if nothing goes wrong.

[Herr Uhl]

Kryyptehk wrote...

Ohhh, they're so pretty! I lurv tulips, they're pretty awesome. Ridiculously awesome, some might say.

You sound too much like my mother that way. And I refuse to become oidipal.

[mellifera]

The only people who hit on me (aside from you guys) are all elderly men :[ Well, this one time I was at a mall and this security guard with a huge scar on his cranium and half paralyzed face followed me around for a bit and tried to get my number D: He was probably a serial killer pretending to be a guard ;______;

[Kryyptehk]

Herr Uhl wrote...

Kryyptehk wrote...

Ohhh, they're so pretty! I lurv tulips, they're pretty awesome. Ridiculously awesome, some might say.

You sound too much like my mother that way. And I refuse to become oidipal.

I sound like your mother? Hmmm, I'm somewhat concerned about this.

Modifié par Kryyptehk, 06 juin 2010 - 04:57 .

[KnightofPhoenix]

Kryyptehk wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Kryyptehk wrote...
And you say you aren't like Alistair. And I missed the post where you gave me tulips, sorry.

Also, the lips things made me laugh out loud and wake up my sister. -waggles fingers at KoP-

lol  Niice.

And yeah....I might be a tiny bit awkward at "hitting on" people. Well on the people I actually like anyhow.

Poor Alista-...I mean, KoP. Are you a self-hating gentleman? You say you don't want to be like Alistair, but here you are, being cute and stuff.  Or is that part of your evil plan? Hmmmm -wonders-

[Herr Uhl]

Kryyptehk wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

Kryyptehk wrote...

Ohhh, they're so pretty! I lurv tulips, they're pretty awesome. Ridiculously awesome, some might say.

You sound too much like my mother that way. And I refuse to become oidipal.

I sound lik your mother? Hmmm, I'm somewhat concerned about this.

Yes, mostly about tulips. So many tulips.

And this is my way of picking up women.

[Kryyptehk]

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Kryyptehk wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Kryyptehk wrote...
And you say you aren't like Alistair. And I missed the post where you gave me tulips, sorry.

Also, the lips things made me laugh out loud and wake up my sister. -waggles fingers at KoP-

lol  Niice.

And yeah....I might be a tiny bit awkward at "hitting on" people. Well on the people I actually like anyhow.

Poor Alista-...I mean, KoP. Are you a self-hating gentleman? You say you don't want to be like Alistair, but here you are, being cute and stuff.  Or is that part of your evil plan? Hmmmm -wonders-

I'm onto you, man. I almost fell your "endearingly awkward" act but I caught on! You can have your tulips back -throws tulips at KoP-

So one of the people who hits on me is an evil mastermind. I'm not sure if I should be flattered or terrified.

[Gilsa]

tmp7704 wrote...

Gilsa wrote...

tmp7704 wrote...

Tirigon wrote...

What´s wrong with dwarfen arms?

Absolutely nothing; in fact, let me demonstrate why it's good to think twice before one tries to diss dwarf arms or dwarves in general:



... would you really want to ****** her off?

WHY ARE YOU SUCH A TEASEEEEEE TMP!! WHYYYYYYY!!

Well now, the dwarverine won't be in a mod so that's not really teasing   the rest is getting there though, heavy and massive armour left. Couple days if nothing goes wrong.

I appreciate the hard work you're doing. I am going to PIMP the hell out of this mod when this time comes. Gonna PIMP it so much that people will LONG FOR THE DAYS OF LONGER DWARVEN ARMS WHERE ALL WAS BLISSFULLY QUIET.

[Kryyptehk]

Herr Uhl wrote...

Kryyptehk wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

Kryyptehk wrote...

Ohhh, they're so pretty! I lurv tulips, they're pretty awesome. Ridiculously awesome, some might say.

You sound too much like my mother that way. And I refuse to become oidipal.

I sound lik your mother? Hmmm, I'm somewhat concerned about this.

Yes, mostly about tulips. So many tulips.

And this is my way of picking up women.

Hmmmmm...-writes down note in "Uhl is crazy" pad-

[Gilsa]

Re: the rose conversation



The funniest comment I saw about that was when a poster said she had named her character Rose and when Alistair gave her the rose, he said it reminded him of her. It was a very lame moment. I LOLed.

[KnightofPhoenix]

Kryyptehk wrote...
I'm onto you, man. I almost fell your "endearingly awkward" act but I caught on! You can have your tulips back -throws tulips at KoP-

So one of the people who hits on me is an evil mastermind. I'm not sure if I should be flattered or terrified.

You should be flattered. People such as you are not made for the common folk. But to those who decide to cut out their heart from the rest of the world, except from those rare few capable of making that heart beat again.

And you made my heart beat again Kryyptehk.

[Herr Uhl]

Kryyptehk wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

Yes, mostly about tulips. So many tulips.

And this is my way of picking up women.

Hmmmmm...-writes down note in "Uhl is crazy" pad-

It worked once, but then I had no ulterior motive though.

Most curious *ponders*

[KnightofPhoenix]

Gilsa wrote...

Re: the rose conversation

The funniest comment I saw about that was when a poster said she had named her character Rose and when Alistair gave her the rose, he said it reminded him of her. It was a very lame moment. I LOLed.

Hahaha yea that would be very lame.

[Kryyptehk]

Gilsa wrote...

Re: the rose conversation

The funniest comment I saw about that was when a poster said she had named her character Rose and when Alistair gave her the rose, he said it reminded him of her. It was a very lame moment. I LOLed.

That is awesome. There should be a script that adds a line if your character has the name Rose to be like, "Really?"

[mellifera]

Gilsa wrote...

tmp7704 wrote...

Gilsa wrote...

tmp7704 wrote...

Tirigon wrote...

What´s wrong with dwarfen arms?

Absolutely nothing; in fact, let me demonstrate why it's good to think twice before one tries to diss dwarf arms or dwarves in general:



... would you really want to ****** her off?

WHY ARE YOU SUCH A TEASEEEEEE TMP!! WHYYYYYYY!!

Well now, the dwarverine won't be in a mod so that's not really teasing   the rest is getting there though, heavy and massive armour left. Couple days if nothing goes wrong.

I appreciate the hard work you're doing. I am going to PIMP the hell out of this mod when this time comes. Gonna PIMP it so much that people will LONG FOR THE DAYS OF LONGER DWARVEN ARMS WHERE ALL WAS BLISSFULLY QUIET.

It is a sacrifice I am willing to make for shorter arms

[Kryyptehk]

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Kryyptehk wrote...
I'm onto you, man. I almost fell your "endearingly awkward" act but I caught on! You can have your tulips back -throws tulips at KoP-

So one of the people who hits on me is an evil mastermind. I'm not sure if I should be flattered or terrified.

You should be flattered. People such as you are not made for the common folk. But to those who decide to cut out their heart from the rest of the world, except from those rare few capable of making that heart beat again.

And you made my heart beat again Kryyptehk.

Gah. Quit it. I'm not buying your "TIMish romance" act either. I have revealed too many of my weaknesses, because you seem to know them all. And I even told you about my love of tulips! Ah! -worries-

[KnightofPhoenix]

Kryyptehk wrote...
Gah. Quit it. I'm not buying your "TIMish romance" act either. I have revealed too many of my weaknesses, because you seem to know them all. And I even told you about my love of tulips! Ah! -worries-

You don't have to reveal your weaknesses, I just see them

[Kryyptehk]

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Kryyptehk wrote...
Gah. Quit it. I'm not buying your "TIMish romance" act either. I have revealed too many of my weaknesses, because you seem to know them all. And I even told you about my love of tulips! Ah! -worries-

You don't have to reveal your weaknesses, I just see them

That is super creepy. And I didn't think I could be freaked out by TIM. It confuses my emotions. First I'm like, "-dreamy sigh-TIM." then I'm screaming in horror. What a rollercoaster of emotions I'm feeling

[mellifera]

TIM killed the thread D':

[Kryyptehk]

yukidama wrote...

TIM killed the thread D':

No, I think that was me. Don't blame my failings on TIM:(