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ejoslin wrote...

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My challenge for the AliThread, then. Come up with a non-gay-bashing spoof (those are old, and annoying) of the Zevran romance.

Ummm, please? It would be fun! I'll give it a start. Hmmmm, Queenie CousCouse girl gone wild! Have her hit on duncan, have sex with Dairran after getting shot down for a threesome with Iona. Have her be horrible and tell Iona that she finds elves physically beautiful (and remember that when Zevran brings up that very thing). Have her have sex with Cammen, Leliana, Alistair, Zevran, Isabela (either a threesome or foursome, depending on whom she's romancing).

This could be VERY funny if done well. I won't be TOO offended! Ummmm, you could call her, say, Queenie? And don't you think burgundy hair and a preference for black armor would be nice? Not that I have anyone in mind for said parady of course!

... I guess i'm missing the point by a mile here, but how is just having a player's character sleep with everything that moves a spoof of Zevran romance? Posted Image


There are a lot of people who bash the romance on the grounds that it's cheap and shallow and based on nothing but meaningless sex (which it is not, but that's a different topic).  Really, though, I was just trying to say that I honestly don't think that anyone in the ZevThread would mind a princess equivalent and invited people to make a parody based on one of my HNFs.

In a way it was a peace offering, since there is no nastiness implied nor is any insult directed at an individual.  Apparently the whole Princess parody has a few people upset -- this was in response to a few people wondering if the Zevran fans would be upset over a Zevran equivalent.  I know I wouldn't be unless it was hateful (we do get our share of people who gay bash there, though we haven't seen it for awhile) -- and the princess story most definitely is not that.  That poking fun of the characters is not the same as poking fun of a person.  And princess IS funny.

But it also may have been inappropriate for me to make light of it!  I was meaning no offense either!



heh my only issue with the princess is that she's using my HNF's hair!  Though my HNF with that hair spared Loghain, let Alistair exile himself...and made Loghain do the DR. She's rather like the wicked stepmother in snow white I think. The Anti-princess...lol

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Song of Ice and Fire? What's that?

One of the inspirations for Dragon Age. I'm reading A Game of Thrones at the moment and it's really good and has the DA vibe. Knights are called Ser and I've spotted a guy named Jory, not to mention the Nigh****ch.

Edit: night watch is the missing word


The censoring is a bit ridiculous, isn't it? Some words have dirty words hidden in them, it's not our fault! :lol:

Also, my reaction to a Dragon Age anime? LOLWAT. It better be a prequel or not following a Warden, unless they want me to shank them.

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Does it have a Morrigan character in it? :?

No, sorry.  There are hot babes, but not mages.  Magic does not have the same role in SoIaF as in DAO- it's "declined" during book time, and those mages you do encounter seem to be pretty much evil.

It does have a redhead femme fatale, but not until end of book 2.  So she would not make an appearance until the 2nd season, I guess.

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yukidama wrote...

klarabella wrote...

Lady Jess wrote...
Song of Ice and Fire? What's that?

One of the inspirations for Dragon Age. I'm reading A Game of Thrones at the moment and it's really good and has the DA vibe. Knights are called Ser and I've spotted a guy named Jory, not to mention the Nigh****ch.

Edit: night watch is the missing word


The censoring is a bit ridiculous, isn't it? Some words have dirty words hidden in them, it's not our fault! :lol:

Also, my reaction to a Dragon Age anime? LOLWAT. It better be a prequel or not following a Warden, unless they want me to shank them.

OMGDuncananime?  Is an anime flick big enough to contain the beard?

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Anime Duncan will be lame unless they hire the same guy to do his voice. The VA's voice for Duncan makes me swoon.

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tmp7704 wrote...

ejoslin wrote...

My challenge for the AliThread, then. Come up with a non-gay-bashing spoof (those are old, and annoying) of the Zevran romance.

Ummm, please? It would be fun! I'll give it a start. Hmmmm, Queenie CousCouse girl gone wild! Have her hit on duncan, have sex with Dairran after getting shot down for a threesome with Iona. Have her be horrible and tell Iona that she finds elves physically beautiful (and remember that when Zevran brings up that very thing). Have her have sex with Cammen, Leliana, Alistair, Zevran, Isabela (either a threesome or foursome, depending on whom she's romancing).

This could be VERY funny if done well. I won't be TOO offended! Ummmm, you could call her, say, Queenie? And don't you think burgundy hair and a preference for black armor would be nice? Not that I have anyone in mind for said parady of course!

... I guess i'm missing the point by a mile here, but how is just having a player's character sleep with everything that moves a spoof of Zevran romance? Posted Image


Yea, the Alicorn thing isn't really spoofing Al, or Lady Cousland ... its spoofing the players.  So the analogy would be something like saying that the Zevranites are all dwarf playing goth chicks who hate cheerleaders and frat boys

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Addai67 wrote...

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Does it have a Morrigan character in it? :?

No, sorry.  There are hot babes, but not mages.  Magic does not have the same role in SoIaF as in DAO- it's "declined" during book time, and those mages you do encounter seem to be pretty much evil.

It does have a redhead femme fatale, but not until end of book 2.  So she would not make an appearance until the 2nd season, I guess.

Meh <_<

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I know, I was just being cheeky.

My name is Greek too, it means honeybee >.>


My middle name (and the only name I go by) means "Judged by God". I think it is Irish, which is fitting since I'm 4th generation Irish on my father's side.

My name, strangely enough, means Princess...Posted Image

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Meh <_<

You will have to content yourself with princesses, queens and noble ladies.

They do have a dark-haired lead actress, even though Queen Cersei is supposed to be blonde.  No idea if Lena Headey is considered hot by the male half of the species, though.

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Sarah1281 wrote...

Kryyptehk wrote...

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I know, I was just being cheeky.

My name is Greek too, it means honeybee >.>


My middle name (and the only name I go by) means "Judged by God". I think it is Irish, which is fitting since I'm 4th generation Irish on my father's side.

My name, strangely enough, means Princess...Posted Image

So are you the inspiration for the spoof?  Posted Image

My name is Gina, supposedly taken from the Latin for queen (regina).  So... fear me and despair!

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My name doesnt' mean anything. I'm just a hick named after my dad. (his name does mean nobility though).

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Addai67 wrote...

Sarah1281 wrote...

Kryyptehk wrote...

yukidama wrote...

I know, I was just being cheeky.

My name is Greek too, it means honeybee >.>


My middle name (and the only name I go by) means "Judged by God". I think it is Irish, which is fitting since I'm 4th generation Irish on my father's side.

My name, strangely enough, means Princess...Posted Image

So are you the inspiration for the spoof?  Posted Image

My name is Gina, supposedly taken from the Latin for queen (regina).  So... fear me and despair!


Mine is Greek too (even though I'm Chinese-Filipino :blink:) and means "honey" or "sweet like honey".  I've actually got a Chinese name too, but the I find the translation for that one a bit embarassing.  >.>

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Addai67 wrote...

klarabella wrote...

Lady Jess wrote...
Song of Ice and Fire? What's that?

One of the inspirations for Dragon Age. I'm reading A Game of Thrones at the moment and it's really good and has the DA vibe. Knights are called Ser and I've spottet a guy named Jory, not to mention the Nigh****ch.

Winter Is Coming!

I'm about 1/4th the way through the huge book 3.  It never stops being good.

Edit:  Oh, and adorable Jon  is one of my favorite characters from the series.  He's like Alistair in some ways, though not as laid-back.  I wonder if he was inspiration for the character, though.

Thanks for the links!! I love those books! Posted Image

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Addai67 wrote...

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Meh <_<

You will have to content yourself with princesses, queens and noble ladies.

They do have a dark-haired lead actress, even though Queen Cersei is supposed to be blonde.  No idea if Lena Headey is considered hot by the male half of the species, though.

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She's cute... but she's no Morrigan.  Give her some excessive purple eye shadow and we'll talk...

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Sandtigress wrote...

Addai67 wrote...

Sarah1281 wrote...

Kryyptehk wrote...

yukidama wrote...

I know, I was just being cheeky.

My name is Greek too, it means honeybee >.>


My middle name (and the only name I go by) means "Judged by God". I think it is Irish, which is fitting since I'm 4th generation Irish on my father's side.

My name, strangely enough, means Princess...Posted Image

So are you the inspiration for the spoof?  Posted Image

My name is Gina, supposedly taken from the Latin for queen (regina).  So... fear me and despair!


Mine is Greek too (even though I'm Chinese-Filipino :blink:) and means "honey" or "sweet like honey".  I've actually got a Chinese name too, but the I find the translation for that one a bit embarassing.  >.>


Which means you have to tell it to us!

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ejoslin wrote...

There are a lot of people who bash the romance on the grounds that it's cheap and shallow and based on nothing but meaningless sex (which it is not, but that's a different topic). 

Ahh; i thought a spoof would be something that's trying to poke fun at the 'canon' way the romance is supposed to work (same way the CousCous thing is mocking the onetrulub HNFs thing) so was expecting dunno, Zevran and whatever the 'one true pairing' for Zevran is supposed to be spend their time trading back and forth an earring turning into ring and back or something. Or the player genuinely unwittingly walking into his massage offer, or much chargrin out of Zevran reaching his "no nookie because i'm in love and that'd be cheap" phase ... something along these lines. Posted Image

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Sandtigress wrote...

Addai67 wrote...

Sarah1281 wrote...

Kryyptehk wrote...

yukidama wrote...

I know, I was just being cheeky.

My name is Greek too, it means honeybee >.>


My middle name (and the only name I go by) means "Judged by God". I think it is Irish, which is fitting since I'm 4th generation Irish on my father's side.

My name, strangely enough, means Princess...Posted Image

So are you the inspiration for the spoof?  Posted Image

My name is Gina, supposedly taken from the Latin for queen (regina).  So... fear me and despair!


Mine is Greek too (even though I'm Chinese-Filipino :blink:) and means "honey" or "sweet like honey".  I've actually got a Chinese name too, but the I find the translation for that one a bit embarassing.  >.>


Yay, high five for Greek 'honey' names :P

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My first name is Jennifer. It was so common that I had to be called by my last name on sports teams and my high school best friend/bridesmaid was named Jennifer. My husband's brother later married a woman named Jennifer so not only do we share the same first name, we also share the same last name. What can I say? I am just so awesome that everyone wants to be me! ;)

Edit: If I really wanted to stretch it and claim nobility for my name, Jennifer is supposed to be a variant of Guinevere.

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sylvanaerie wrote...

My name doesnt' mean anything. I'm just a hick named after my dad. (his name does mean nobility though).

LMAO I'm sure your dad would be thrilled to hear you describe it that way.
My first name means "judge" and my middle name means "justice"... nothing exciting -_-

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Addai67 wrote...

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Fresh from the Zevran thread: The Alicorn and the dread Princess Cousland.

So, I wonder how well it would go over if the Alistair thread had a running gag about a stereotypical Zevran romance?  Probably not so well, I imagine.  Posted Image


But it's Aimo and we all know she loves Alistair best.

And it is funny.

*shrugs*  I don't get it, so it doesn't seem funny to me, but then I'm a crotchety old hag.  Posted Image

It reminds me of all those badly written Alistiar/Cousland fanfics I've had the misfortune to come across. Some are really good but with the sheer amount of them...some fail badly.

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ejoslin wrote...

In a way it was a peace offering, since there is no nastiness implied nor is any insult directed at an individual.  Apparently the whole Princess parody has a few people upset -- this was in response to a few people wondering if the Zevran fans would be upset over a Zevran equivalent.  I know I wouldn't be unless it was hateful (we do get our share of people who gay bash there, though we haven't seen it for awhile) -- and the princess story most definitely is not that.  That poking fun of the characters is not the same as poking fun of a person.  And princess IS funny.


I for myself find Princess hilarious. :lol: Then again, I've read many DA:O FF's and now where this is directed at ...AND aren't the biggest HNF fan either. 

So cheers, ejo. B)

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Kryyptehk wrote...

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Mine is Greek too (even though I'm Chinese-Filipino :blink:) and means "honey" or "sweet like honey".  I've actually got a Chinese name too, but the I find the translation for that one a bit embarassing.  >.>


Which means you have to tell it to us!


lol    Maybe!!  :whistle:

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Sandtigress wrote...

Kryyptehk wrote...

Sandtigress wrote...

Mine is Greek too (even though I'm Chinese-Filipino :blink:) and means "honey" or "sweet like honey".  I've actually got a Chinese name too, but the I find the translation for that one a bit embarassing.  >.>


Which means you have to tell it to us!


lol    Maybe!!  :whistle:


"Maybe" is an odd meaning for a name. Not very embarassing either ;)

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Yay, high five for Greek 'honey' names :P


*hugs Yuki and jumps up and down*  :P

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Addai67 wrote...

I missed this earlier.

Yeah I don't like anime, either, hence my frowny face about DA being filmed that way vs. the spaceship game getting real actors.

I think it's better off as cartoon really, if just because this way they can easily get much more grand with settings, storyline and effects. I don't think either of these productions is going to get blockbuster-size budget, so i'd much rather see some good drawings than few guys in rubber suits pretending to be darkspawn charge... Posted Image

edit: ToP, the boys are competing about size of their furry shoulder pads. And Sten acting suspiciously man-like...

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