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[Sandtigress]

SurelyForth wrote...

Sandtigress wrote...
[Kara whispers to Alistair: I'm sorry for flirting with Ron, my dear, but you just weren't around and don't give me that look, we didn't do anything!!!    I love you!

He didn't even know about your thing with Ron! He just missed you. Now you've made him Hint o' IEoD Alistair:

*whispers* It took me until just now to figure out what the "I" was in the IEoD. 

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

KnightofPhoenix wrote...



Oh I see. I vastly misinterpretted then.

Yea you know, I can imagine this kind of person making me prefer all those.

It's all part of the worst possible lay in the world theory. I feel research in this area is sadly been neglected, and I know a couple potential "test subjects" I'd be happy to volunteer.

[KnightofPhoenix]

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Sarah1281 wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

You just haven't found the right "person".

Don't worry, you have your whole life ahead of you.

A woman that will be able to make me confuse pain with pleasure? Hmm, sounds like an interesting creature.

Morrigan hasn't already? How strange...

I really don't think Morrigan is that type of person.
I think she likes it straight foward. No fancy and ridiculous stuff to accompany it.

You must be joking. Morrigan just SCREAMS inch-deep nail gouges on the back and "love bites" all over the chest and neck.

Yea but that's rough, which I love. Not painful. Difference.

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Yea but that's rough, which I love. Not painful. Difference.

Semantics. Pure semantics.

[KnightofPhoenix]

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Yea but that's rough, which I love. Not painful. Difference.

Semantics. Pure semantics.

Yea I guess.

Then again, you like nukes, so yea...

[Kryyptehk]

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Yea but that's rough, which I love. Not painful. Difference.

Semantics. Pure semantics.

Yea I guess.

Then again, you like nukes, so yea...

That brings up an excellent point.

Skadi, do you get Alistair to use smite?

[Axekix]

So no one knows any good Ali quotes off the top of their head? All I can think of is his mini speech before the joining but that's overdone and too long anyway.



Anyone have anything?

[Sandtigress]

Axekix wrote...

So no one knows any good Ali quotes off the top of their head? All I can think of is his mini speech before the joining but that's overdone and too long anyway.

Anyone have anything?

What kind of quote do you want?

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

Kryyptehk wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Yea but that's rough, which I love. Not painful. Difference.

Semantics. Pure semantics.

Yea I guess.

Then again, you like nukes, so yea...

That brings up an excellent point.

Skadi, do you get Alistair to use smite?

Always. Combined with mana clash and virulent exploding bomb.... oh, yes, good times.

Ahhh. The things I've done to Alistair have sent Zevran running in fear.

[cmessaz]

Axekix wrote...

So no one knows any good Ali quotes off the top of their head? All I can think of is his mini speech before the joining but that's overdone and too long anyway.

Anyone have anything?

What exactly are you looking for here?

[Axekix]

Sandtigress wrote...

Axekix wrote...

So no one knows any good Ali quotes off the top of their head? All I can think of is his mini speech before the joining but that's overdone and too long anyway.

Anyone have anything?

What kind of quote do you want?

Anything memorable.  Preferably short.  I'm working on an animated Alistair banner.

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Yea but that's rough, which I love. Not painful. Difference.

Semantics. Pure semantics.

Yea I guess.

Then again, you like nukes, so yea...

What can I say? I don't believe in half-measures.

If something is worth doing, it worth doing big, and with as much collateral damage as possible.

[Giggles_Manically]

Swooping is bad.

[Kryyptehk]

Axekix, why don't you just use his name? All of his quotes are too long or cannot be used out of context.

[KnightofPhoenix]

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...
Always. Combined with mana clash and virulent exploding bomb.... oh, yes, good times.

Ahhh. The things I've done to Alistair have sent Zevran running in fear.

No fireball and inferno?
I would htink these would be at the top of the list.

[Verly]

Alistair quotes from the wiki:



# "You know, one good thing about the Blight is how it brings people together."

# "Yeeeeeep. The waiting around part is...awesome!"

# "Well! He's not half as dead as he looks, is he?"

# (meeting Morrigan) "Swooping is bad."

# "Here I thought we were getting along so well! I was even going to name one of my children after you - the grumpy one!"

# (When gossiping about Morrigan) "Well aside from the fact that she's a complete and utter ****, no...I dont like her at all. Why? Do you?"

# "You smell great; is that death you're wearing? It really suits you."

# (in battle) "No, you first! I try to be polite to grandmothers!"

# (About the statue of Andraste in Lothering) "You ever wonder if that's an accurate likeness of Andraste? Maybe she was ugly. Maybe she had buck teeth. How do you know?"

# "You ever wonder why the mages built their tower out in the middle of Lake Calenhad? They have an aversion to practicality or something?"

# (upon arrival at the Tower) "As I recall from my time as a templar, locking the door and throwing away the key was 'plan B'."

# "We won? We did? Yay!" (after being knocked unconscious)

# "Just so you know, if the king ever asks me to put on a dress and dance the Remigold, I'm drawing the line. Darkspawn or no."

# "Ah there it is, Werewolf City, kinda like flea heaven, isn't it?"

# "I tried dwarven ale once. I thought it was just something they tricked surfacers into drinking, as a joke."

# (After Redcliffe) "Now that the warm fuzzy part is over we can get back to the ritual dismemberments. Oh wait, it's not Tuesday is it?"

# "There's nothing like a brush with death to make you... not like death much."

# "Yes, fun. Tricking Morrigan... oh, who am I kidding? That does sound fun. I'm a bad man."

# (After battle, heavily injured) "Injured! As in me, as in Ow!"

# "Last thing you want when you're about to take down some maleficar out in the woods is to have him point and laugh at your taste in clothing. Am I right?"

# "Have you ever licked a lamp post in winter?"

# (falling in battle) "New strategy... bite... ankles..."

# "Who's the cute and adorable puppy?"

# (at The Joining) "Join us brothers and sisters. Join us in the shadows where we stand vigilant. Join us as we carry the duty that can not be forsworn. And should you perish, know that your sacrifice will not be forgotten. And that one day we shall join you."

# (First time at Camp) "That's what I'm here for. To deliver unpleasant news and witty one-liners."

# (After Oghren joins in awakening) Oh the dwarf is a bit of an arse but i wouldn't go that.

[Kryyptehk]

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Kryyptehk wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Yea but that's rough, which I love. Not painful. Difference.

Semantics. Pure semantics.

Yea I guess.

Then again, you like nukes, so yea...

That brings up an excellent point.

Skadi, do you get Alistair to use smite?

Always. Combined with mana clash and virulent exploding bomb.... oh, yes, good times.

Ahhh. The things I've done to Alistair have sent Zevran running in fear.

I don't know whether to feel happy for him or scared:blink:

[Axekix]

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

What can I say? I don't believe in half-measures.

If something is worth doing, it worth doing big, and with as much collateral damage as possible.

I like your philosophy, and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

[cmessaz]

"Nefarious even"

Forgive the spelling.

[Sandtigress]

Axekix wrote...

Sandtigress wrote...

Axekix wrote...

So no one knows any good Ali quotes off the top of their head? All I can think of is his mini speech before the joining but that's overdone and too long anyway.

Anyone have anything?

What kind of quote do you want?

Anything memorable.  Preferably short.  I'm working on an animated Alistair banner.

There's always "Swooping is bad" 
"Have you ever licked a lamp post in winter?"
"For Ferelden and the Grey Wardens!"
"Other than an unholy love of cheese and a minor obsession with my hair?  No, that's it, just the prince thing."

[Axekix]

Verly wrote...

Alistair quotes from the wiki:

Wow, thanks for that!

[Axekix]

Sandtigress wrote...

Axekix wrote...

Sandtigress wrote...

Axekix wrote...

So no one knows any good Ali quotes off the top of their head? All I can think of is his mini speech before the joining but that's overdone and too long anyway.

Anyone have anything?

What kind of quote do you want?

Anything memorable.  Preferably short.  I'm working on an animated Alistair banner.

There's always "Swooping is bad" 
"Have you ever licked a lamp post in winter?"
"For Ferelden and the Grey Wardens!"
"Other than an unholy love of cheese and a minor obsession with my hair?  No, that's it, just the prince thing."

I'm noticing he has like 1 serious line for every 15 silly ones... yeah I might just can the quotes altogether. [smilie]../../../images/forum/emoticons/angry.png[/smilie]

Modifié par Axekix, 08 juin 2010 - 09:48 .

[Verly]

Axekix wrote...

Verly wrote...

Alistair quotes from the wiki:

Wow, thanks for that!

You're welcome.. here's a few more also from the wiki:
(If you initially refuse to allow Leliana to join your group when
you meet her in the Dane and instead she stops you leaving Lothering)

• Warden: "Alistair, she's one archdemon short of a
  blight."
• Alistair: "Yes, but she seems more... "Ooh, pretty
  colors!" than "Muahaha! I am Princess Stabbity! Stab, kill, kill!"

───────
(when Alistair presents the rose to The Warden)

• Alistair: "Here, look at this. Do you know what it is?"
• Warden: "Your new weapon of choice?"
• Alistair: "Yes, that's right! Watch as I thrash our
  enemies with the mighty power of floral arrangements! Feel my thorns,
  darkspawn! I will overpower you with my rosy scent!"

───────
(when talking about eating birds)

• Shale: "I think I'm going to be sick."
• Alistair: "Oh! Golem vomit! This I have to see..."
• Shale: "Then you will be waiting a long time"

───────
(after confronting The Warden about the other group members and
selecting the option about gossip)

• Alistair: "I've got this nefarious plan to go around to
  each of them, and secretly tell them all the nasty things you said. That
  way they'll mutiny, and I shall become the group leader!" (evil laugh)
• Warden: "If you want to lead, all you have to do is
  ask."
• Alistair: "What? Lead? Me? No, no, no. No leading. Bad
  things happen when I lead. We get lost, people die, and the next thing
  you know I'm stranded somewhere without any pants."

───────
(entering Redcliffe)

• Alistair: "Look, can we talk for a moment? I need to tell
  you something I, ah, should probably have told you earlier."
• Warden: "Let me guess: You're an idiot."
• Alistair: "Yes, that's right. I stopped you to tell you
  I'm an idiot. Whew! Thank the Maker you know already! Now I can stop
  worrying I'll be found out."

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...
Always. Combined with mana clash and virulent exploding bomb.... oh, yes, good times.

Ahhh. The things I've done to Alistair have sent Zevran running in fear.

No fireball and inferno?
I would htink these would be at the top of the list.

Noooo. Lightning. Remember that other thread, where it was discussed that even dead men can ejaculate with enough electro-shock? Well, there's lightning, and chain lightning, if you are entertaining more than one person. 

Alistair isn't very flammable, so flame spells might not work. Cold spells certainly have potential.

But the spirit school promises the most fun. Exploding bombs, mind blasting, crushing prisons, ect.

[Addai]

Verly wrote...
# "Yeeeeeep. The waiting around part is...awesome!"

*have never heard even once*

Why DAO why!

Modifié par Addai67, 08 juin 2010 - 09:57 .