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Alistair, post-coronation... and/or Alistair gush thread (Origins/Awakening Spoilers)


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HEY I haven't even HEARD half of those. Sarah your post was made of win!

+1 and +1.  Alistair, I really need to insult you more, or something.

Thanks. Posted Image He's like Cailan, in a way: no matter what you say to him he takes it in stride. Really, unless you tell him to stop joking, try to order him around, or tell him you don't have time to talk to him when he's got something important to say then he's pretty cool with whatever.

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I just love the way you apologize. It's so novel and fresh! Like crisp mountain air!
Yeah, true. Stupid apologies. Always taking so long. Back to the adventure!
Order away. Suddenly you're my commanding officer?

If you do something to ****** him off and you say that you want to apologize for the first time you reply with 'Or you could just be an ass' for the first and 'Right. Enough of that' for the second. For the third it is when he says he'd rather not reveal Templar secrets and you say that you could just order him to do it which I thought people might appreciate given the recent discussion of whether Alistair really thinks you're his commanding officer or not (apparently not).

I noticed this.  Good work.  :)

Is it? I'm trying to find a bright side to all this. I suppose it wasn't very convincing.
Ah, cheap trinkets handed to me nonchalantly by a beautiful woman. How my heart soars. Next thing you'll be throwing gift boots at my head, right?
I do love pie. I can't wait.

For the first, respond to his first line to you with 'That's terrible!'
For the second, don't tell Alistair that the amulet is his mother's and/or lie to him about it's origins. If you're in a romance with him and just say that you thought he might like it.
For the third, don't persuade him when he's in the Fade and then click on him and he'll say that.


Awww.... this makes me all :wub: and :crying: at the same time.  But thanks for the tip.  My HNF is going to hear that this time around, so that the palace kitchens crank out pie after pie under her watch.  Old Maricstair is going to have a pie tire.

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Lady Jess wrote...

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cmessaz wrote...

The plugged nose thing sort of irritates me a bit though.

Plugged nose?


"It is dot a foolish dotion!"

I wonder if the VA actually had a cold at the time really.

Oh hahaha!

Kings don't have time for tissues. They have glory to chase!

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Lady Jess wrote...

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cmessaz wrote...

The plugged nose thing sort of irritates me a bit though.

Plugged nose?


"It is dot a foolish dotion!"

I wonder if the VA actually had a cold at the time really.

LOL  You know... and I realize this is going to provoke Maricstair conniptions... I like Cailan, and I don't mind the voice either.  He's like Alistair, too, in that whatever you throw at him, he takes in stride.  Obviously Loghain gets under his skin, but none of my PCs have ever managed to, much as we have tried.

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Kryyptehk wrote...

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Hi all... just finished my first playthrough of DA and wanted to join in the gushing over Alistair. :)

So, he got another one, eh?  Alistair's machismo may be mild, but it sure is potent!



He's got mojo most men would gut their mothers for.


What an awesome analogy. Skadi, I'm in love with you. I hope that doesn't freak you out:P



Of course not! If you haven't noticed, it's pretty heart to freak out a person with a fetish for nukes, germ warfare, and Alistair's moobs.:wizard:

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LOL  You know... and I realize this is going to provoke Maricstair conniptions... I like Cailan, and I don't mind the voice either.  He's like Alistair, too, in that whatever you throw at him, he takes in stride.  Obviously Loghain gets under his skin, but none of my PCs have ever managed to, much as we have tried.

The man lays with Anora... you think anything you say is going to phase him?

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I kind of wish Cailan and Alistair had swapped VAs. All the subtitles for Alistair's dialogue would be in caps with no less than 3 exclamation points at the end!

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Exactly!  Cailan's voice makes everything sound more epic.



What do you mean? He reminds me of Ned Flanders.

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Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

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Exactly!  Cailan's voice makes everything sound more epic.



What do you mean? He reminds me of Ned Flanders.


Your point being?

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LOL  You know... and I realize this is going to provoke Maricstair conniptions... I like Cailan, and I don't mind the voice either.  He's like Alistair, too, in that whatever you throw at him, he takes in stride.  Obviously Loghain gets under his skin, but none of my PCs have ever managed to, much as we have tried.

The man lays with Anora... you think anything you say is going to phase him?

We don't know that. And that would certainly explain the lack of heirs without making Alistair's sacrifice of marrying her and sleeping with her pointless.

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Herr Uhl wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Axekix wrote...

Exactly!  Cailan's voice makes everything sound more epic.



What do you mean? He reminds me of Ned Flanders.


Your point being?


Their point is obviously that he is awesome, because Ned Flanders = awesome.

#40136
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Herr Uhl wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

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Exactly!  Cailan's voice makes everything sound more epic.



What do you mean? He reminds me of Ned Flanders.


Your point being?



And people think I have issues.....:whistle:

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Sarah1281 wrote...

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LOL  You know... and I realize this is going to provoke Maricstair conniptions... I like Cailan, and I don't mind the voice either.  He's like Alistair, too, in that whatever you throw at him, he takes in stride.  Obviously Loghain gets under his skin, but none of my PCs have ever managed to, much as we have tried.

The man lays with Anora... you think anything you say is going to phase him?

We don't know that. And that would certainly explain the lack of heirs without making Alistair's sacrifice of marrying her and sleeping with her pointless.


I'm pretty sure they did, since I believe they were in love with each other. Or at least cared for each other.

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Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

What do you mean? He reminds me of Ned Flanders.


Your point being?



And people think I have issues.....:whistle:


How can you deny the awesomeness of this glorious posterior?

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Kryyptehk wrote...

Sarah1281 wrote...

Axekix wrote...

Addai67 wrote...

LOL  You know... and I realize this is going to provoke Maricstair conniptions... I like Cailan, and I don't mind the voice either.  He's like Alistair, too, in that whatever you throw at him, he takes in stride.  Obviously Loghain gets under his skin, but none of my PCs have ever managed to, much as we have tried.

The man lays with Anora... you think anything you say is going to phase him?

We don't know that. And that would certainly explain the lack of heirs without making Alistair's sacrifice of marrying her and sleeping with her pointless.


I'm pretty sure they did, since I believe they were in love with each other. Or at least cared for each other.

Wynne tells you they were in love but...well...how the hell would she know? And Anora says she 'cared' for him if you ask her but she's trying to get your support and saying she doesn't would have hurt her PR. And you can care for people and still not want to/refuse to sleep with them.

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Sarah1281 wrote...

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LOL  You know... and I realize this is going to provoke Maricstair conniptions... I like Cailan, and I don't mind the voice either.  He's like Alistair, too, in that whatever you throw at him, he takes in stride.  Obviously Loghain gets under his skin, but none of my PCs have ever managed to, much as we have tried.

The man lays with Anora... you think anything you say is going to phase him?

We don't know that. And that would certainly explain the lack of heirs without making Alistair's sacrifice of marrying her and sleeping with her pointless.

Pfft, even if she was barren... sleeping with her would be far from pointless.

#40141
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Herr Uhl wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

What do you mean? He reminds me of Ned Flanders.


Your point being?



And people think I have issues.....:whistle:


How can you deny the awesomeness of this glorious posterior?

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Ok...you win.....

Damn Flanders and his sexy butt.

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Axekix wrote...

Sarah1281 wrote...

Axekix wrote...

Addai67 wrote...

LOL  You know... and I realize this is going to provoke Maricstair conniptions... I like Cailan, and I don't mind the voice either.  He's like Alistair, too, in that whatever you throw at him, he takes in stride.  Obviously Loghain gets under his skin, but none of my PCs have ever managed to, much as we have tried.

The man lays with Anora... you think anything you say is going to phase him?

We don't know that. And that would certainly explain the lack of heirs without making Alistair's sacrifice of marrying her and sleeping with her pointless.

Pfft, even if she was barren... sleeping with her would be far from pointless.



I'd sleep with her if she was a guy.

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Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

What do you mean? He reminds me of Ned Flanders.


Your point being?



And people think I have issues.....:whistle:


How can you deny the awesomeness of this glorious posterior?

Posted Image



Ok...you win.....

Damn Flanders and his sexy butt.


I'm aroused...and confused...

:P

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I'd sleep with her if she was a guy.

Exactly!  Wait...

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Damn I can't find my "My lampposts brings all the girls to the yard" picture anymore...that would be soooo fitting now :( *has a sad*

I have a screenshot for that, but no caption Posted Image

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That will suffice, thx <3 *giggles insanely*

BE RIGHT BACK :bandit:

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Axekix wrote...

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I'd sleep with her if she was a guy.

Exactly!  Wait...



................

And now YOU'VE certainly piqued my curiosity....

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OMG, the vanilla scene with Alistair uses Flemmeth as a model!!!
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cmessaz wrote...

OMG, the vanilla scene with Alistair uses Flemmeth as a model!!!


WTF???????? My mind is broken forever

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OMG, the vanilla scene with Alistair uses Flemmeth as a model!!!
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Dare I ask who the stand-in dwarf model is for the vanilla dwarf/Alistair scene?

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Gilsa wrote...

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OMG, the vanilla scene with Alistair uses Flemmeth as a model!!!
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Dare I ask who the stand-in dwarf model is for the vanilla dwarf/Alistair scene?

Let me check, elves didn't get anything funky.