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[Sandtigress]

Mel_Redux wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...
Plus, being a tall guy, I like artificially tall girls.

Ok "tall guy" who likes "artificially tall girls", I have a question for you.  First, exactly how tall are you?  And second,

WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH TALL GIRLS??  WHY DO ALL THE TALL MEN IN THE WORLD LIKE LITTLE MIDGETS??!?!?!?!  THAT LEAVES US WITH SHORT LITTLE MEN WITH NAPOLEAN COMPLEXES!!!

I'm not angry about this at all, oh no....

lol At just 5', I'm one of the short ones.  Probably 98% of the guys I know are way taller than I am.  Yet I don't have much of a line of men after me,  I must say.

[Sandtigress]

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Sandtigress wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

....I enjoyed Leliana's shoe talk, I am very picky when it comes to female shoes.....is something wrong with me?

No. Not at all. Foot and shoe fetishes are pretty common. Especially for males.

There are scientific theories about why this is.  >.>

I know. I've looked at them. Actually, it's theorhetically similar as to why so many people get off on various levels and forms of BDSM. Has to do with the locations of the parts of the brain that register certain things.

That's right - Mr. Homunculus!

[KnightofPhoenix]

Mel_Redux wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...
Plus, being a tall guy, I like artificially tall girls.

Ok "tall guy" who likes "artificially tall girls", I have a question for you.  First, exactly how tall are you?  And second,

WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH TALL GIRLS??  WHY DO ALL THE TALL MEN IN THE WORLD LIKE LITTLE MIDGETS??!?!?!?!  THAT LEAVES US WITH SHORT LITTLE MEN WITH NAPOLEAN COMPLEXES!!!

I'm not angry about this at all, oh no....

I am 6'1.
And I love tall girls. As long as they don't tower over me at least lol

I said "artificially" as a joke. And because most girls back home are short and need high heels to barely reach my shoulders

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

KnightofPhoenix wrote...


Eum that's not really what I meant. *cough*

Riiight.

Really, you forget the very thread you are in.

High heels. Black. Of course she needs a proper dress. Like the one in Sylva's wallpaper (Morrigan with the roses and snakes).

Would look very nice if she let her hair hang loose as well. She does have nice deep sable hair that should be worn freely, I think.

[MelRedux]

Sandtigress wrote...

Mel_Redux wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...
Plus, being a tall guy, I like artificially tall girls.

Ok "tall guy" who likes "artificially tall girls", I have a question for you.  First, exactly how tall are you?  And second,

WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH TALL GIRLS??  WHY DO ALL THE TALL MEN IN THE WORLD LIKE LITTLE MIDGETS??!?!?!?!  THAT LEAVES US WITH SHORT LITTLE MEN WITH NAPOLEAN COMPLEXES!!!

I'm not angry about this at all, oh no....

lol At just 5', I'm one of the short ones.  Probably 98% of the guys I know are way taller than I am.  Yet I don't have much of a line of men after me,  I must say.

I'm 5'10".  When I was younger, I used to wear heels all the time.  I'd go to a bar and be taller than EVERYONE, guys and girls.  It was awkward.  My husband is the same exact height as me, so I will never see a pair of heels again.

[Kryyptehk]

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Kryyptehk wrote...

KoP! I am soooo disappointed in you! How can you not know what is up with Morrigan's eyes? OMG.

Her father was a Chasind, she has Chasind eyes.

OMG. WTF.

It's never established who her parents are.

And I do nto recall ever being said that the Chasind have yellow eyes.

I was just kidding about the anger thing but....

The Chasind man in Lothering has yellow eyes and I just assumed Morrigan had a Chasind father because 1. She has Chasind eyes and Flemeth doesn't. 2. Flemeth took mostly Chasind men.

And where did I know that Chasind have yellow eyes? Am I just going crazy? I seem to do that a lot.

[Addai]

Mel_Redux wrote...

You sure can speak for me, that's exactly my case as well!  I dreamt on setting her on fire when she would talk about shoes and Orlesian fashion and birds with loose bowels and she sounds like Celine Dion (who I'm pretty sure is Satan in disguise) and would go on and on and on and on and on and

Setting her on fire made the idea of her a lot more exciting.

Heh, she reminds me of Celine Dion, too.

Alright, that's enough of that out of me... I know many people like Leliana so capiche.  At least I'm going to do kind things with her in my Idun story, much as it's going to kill me.

[inclemency]

^ I can empathize. I was fortunate enough to marry a man 6'5" with size 15 shoes, however....and who never minded me in flat shoes, athough never complains about my collection of Bottega Venetas.

I always did wonder what it was with tall men ending up with teeny tiny women, though.  (I'm 5'10.5")

Modifié par inclemency, 10 juin 2010 - 05:37 .

[Kryyptehk]

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Mel_Redux wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...
Plus, being a tall guy, I like artificially tall girls.

Ok "tall guy" who likes "artificially tall girls", I have a question for you.  First, exactly how tall are you?  And second,

WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH TALL GIRLS??  WHY DO ALL THE TALL MEN IN THE WORLD LIKE LITTLE MIDGETS??!?!?!?!  THAT LEAVES US WITH SHORT LITTLE MEN WITH NAPOLEAN COMPLEXES!!!

I'm not angry about this at all, oh no....

I am 6'1.
And I love tall girls. As long as they don't tower over me at least lol

I said "artificially" as a joke. And because most girls back home are short and need high heels to barely reach my shoulders

What's wrong with short people? I am very offended, ser. I'm 5'4''. 

[Sandtigress]

inclemency wrote...

^ I can empathize. I was fortunate enough to marry a man 6'5" with size 15 shoes, however....and who never minded me in flat shoes, athough never complains about my collection of Bottega Venetas.

I always did wonder what it was with tall men ending up with teeny tiny women, though.  (I'm 5'10.5")

lol Yeah... 5' and my ex-boyfriend is 6'2".  I don't know how that happened.

But it does rather explain my love for Alistair/elf, right? 

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

Sandtigress wrote...

Mel_Redux wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...
Plus, being a tall guy, I like artificially tall girls.

Ok "tall guy" who likes "artificially tall girls", I have a question for you.  First, exactly how tall are you?  And second,

WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH TALL GIRLS??  WHY DO ALL THE TALL MEN IN THE WORLD LIKE LITTLE MIDGETS??!?!?!?!  THAT LEAVES US WITH SHORT LITTLE MEN WITH NAPOLEAN COMPLEXES!!!

I'm not angry about this at all, oh no....

lol At just 5', I'm one of the short ones.  Probably 98% of the guys I know are way taller than I am.  Yet I don't have much of a line of men after me,  I must say.

Lol, me too! I'm also 5'0, and trust me, I had to use copious amounts of alcohol on my male prey to get any luvin from em.

I always found it the opposite: guys dig the tall girls because they usually have great legs and look more elegant and graceful. Short chicks get midget jokes and a pinch on the cheek.

"aww, aren't you a cute little runt!"

***reaches for .45 under trench coat and addresses the insult***

[SurelyForth]

Mel_Redux wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...
Plus, being a tall guy, I like artificially tall girls.

Ok "tall guy" who likes "artificially tall girls", I have a question for you.  First, exactly how tall are you?  And second,

WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH TALL GIRLS??  WHY DO ALL THE TALL MEN IN THE WORLD LIKE LITTLE MIDGETS??!?!?!?!  THAT LEAVES US WITH SHORT LITTLE MEN WITH NAPOLEAN COMPLEXES!!!

I'm not angry about this at all, oh no....

I love you so very, very much (is 5'10" ).

A few years ago I worked in an office where every woman was 5'2" or shorter and all of their boyfriends were ~6'4" (for real, not Internet Dating Site 6'4"). Meanwhile, here I am all amazon and stuff with my guy who is the same height and shoe size as I am. It made me feel pretty .

[MelRedux]

inclemency wrote...

^ I can empathize. I was fortunate enough to marry a man 6'5" with size 15 shoes, however....and who never minded me in flat shoes, athough never complains about my collection of Bottega Venetas.

I always did wonder what it was with tall men ending up with teeny tiny women, though.  (I'm 5'10.5")

I am SO jealous!!!  I miss my heels   My husband doesn't mind if I wear them, but I feel awkard.  There'e somehting not right about a woman bending down four inches to kiss her man.

As far as tall men ending up with teeny tiny women,  my dad is 6'4" and my mom is 5'3".  I yell at him all the time, and he has yet to give me an explanation.

[KnightofPhoenix]

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...


Eum that's not really what I meant. *cough*

Riiight.

Really, you forget the very thread you are in.

What, this thread is supposed to reveal my fetishes too? lol

Would look very nice if she let her hair hang loose as well. She does have nice deep sable hair that should be worn freely, I think.

Depends on the dress. She has a great neck and a nice set of shoulders and the area above her chest (keep forgetting the name) looks attractive, so if the dress is designed to show those off, then the hair ought not to hang loose.
But yea I can imagine her hair being loose to look good too.

And BTW, if all of you hate Leliana for talkign about clothes and shoes....would that make you hate me?  (If you don't already that is).

Modifié par KnightofPhoenix, 10 juin 2010 - 05:41 .

[Addai]

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Morrigan, however, I get along with just great. Practical clothing and unusual, but quality jewlery. And she doesn't go on about it. Nor does she insist on trying to take me shopping.

Now, what kind of shoes would you like to buy for Morrigan?

Morrigan's banters, in general, are full of win.  Some favorites:

I would sooner be dressed by Alistair.

Do I have a sign on my forehead that says 'please guide me'?  (to Wynne)

[MelRedux]

SurelyForth wrote...

A few years ago I worked in an office where every woman was 5'2" or shorter and all of their boyfriends were ~6'4" (for real, not Internet Dating Site 6'4"). Meanwhile, here I am all amazon and stuff with my guy who is the same height and shoe size as I am. It made me feel pretty .

My roommates in college were all 5'2" and under (the shortest starting at 4'10").  They used to call for me whenever they needed something off a high shelf, and called me The Big Giraffa.

[Sandtigress]

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Sandtigress wrote...

Mel_Redux wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...
Plus, being a tall guy, I like artificially tall girls.

Ok "tall guy" who likes "artificially tall girls", I have a question for you.  First, exactly how tall are you?  And second,

WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH TALL GIRLS??  WHY DO ALL THE TALL MEN IN THE WORLD LIKE LITTLE MIDGETS??!?!?!?!  THAT LEAVES US WITH SHORT LITTLE MEN WITH NAPOLEAN COMPLEXES!!!

I'm not angry about this at all, oh no....

lol At just 5', I'm one of the short ones.  Probably 98% of the guys I know are way taller than I am.  Yet I don't have much of a line of men after me,  I must say.

Lol, me too! I'm also 5'0, and trust me, I had to use copious amounts of alcohol on my male prey to get any luvin from em.

I always found it the opposite: guys dig the tall girls because they usually have great legs and look more elegant and graceful. Short chicks get midget jokes and a pinch on the cheek.

"aww, aren't you a cute little runt!"

***reaches for .45 under trench coat and addresses the insult***

Yes! I get called "short stuff" "hobbit" "kender" etc. etc.  Guys get hit a lot around me. Pencils, with my fists, I once threatened with my ginormous umbrella...

[KnightofPhoenix]

Kryyptehk wrote...
What's wrong with short people? I am very offended, ser. I'm 5'4''. 

Nothing.

But since I can't be bothered to lean down, they have to wear high heels whenever they are with me. That's the rule lol

@ Mel.
Perfect height
With high heels, you would be either as tall as I am, or very slightly taller. Nice lol

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

What, this thread is supposed to reveal my fetishes too? lol

Amongst other things!

And BTW, if all of you hate Leliana for talkign about clothes and shoes....would that make you hate me?  (If you don't already that is).

It depends. Will you be modeling said dresses and high heels?

[Kryyptehk]

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Kryyptehk wrote...
What's wrong with short people? I am very offended, ser. I'm 5'4''. 

Nothing.

But since I can't be bothered to lean down, they have to wear high heels whenever they are with me. That's the rule lol

I don't like you anymore.

[inclemency]

"can't be bothered to lean down" lol



I see you riding for a great fall in the future....being cut down to size by a five-foot-zero amazon!

[Sandtigress]

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...
And BTW, if all of you hate Leliana for talkign about clothes and shoes....would that make you hate me?  (If you don't already that is).

It depends. Will you be modeling said dresses and high heels?

While dancing the Remigold and shimmying down the dakrspawn line?

[SurelyForth]

Mel_Redux wrote...

My roommates in college were all 5'2" and under (the shortest starting at 4'10").  They used to call for me whenever they needed something off a high shelf, and called me The Big Giraffa.

That's when you loosen all the legs on the dining room chairs and let them fetch their own stuff off of the top shelf.

[Sandtigress]

SurelyForth wrote...

Mel_Redux wrote...

My roommates in college were all 5'2" and under (the shortest starting at 4'10").  They used to call for me whenever they needed something off a high shelf, and called me The Big Giraffa.

That's when you loosen all the legs on the dining room chairs and let them fetch their own stuff off of the top shelf.

Awww.  I have to beg my tall friends to come over and help me sometimes in my house because I just can't reach things, even on the step stool, that need to be done.  The light bulb in my kitchen, for instance, has been out for months and I can't reach it to replace it.  

I feed my friends for helping me out though!

[KnightofPhoenix]

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...
It depends. Will you be modeling said dresses and high heels?

Eum...no *hides drawings*

To be honest, I don't understand much about dresses. I just know which shoe goes best with said dress. Tis all.

@ Kryy
Hey! You really don't understand the suffering us tall people go through