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[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

Sandtigress wrote...


Yes! I get called "short stuff" "hobbit" "kender" etc. etc.  Guys get hit a lot around me. Pencils, with my fists, I once threatened with my ginormous umbrella...

My husband and son, both very l;arge boned and well over 6'2, always mock my height. I tell them if they keep it up I'm gonna crack their skulls open. They tell me to get a ladder first.

it is then I remind them that I don't need a ladder. I'm the right hight to bash, pummel, and grind their knees into jello, and their testicles into pulp, whick will make them double over and drop from the pain. Which also brings them down to my level and evens out the height difference, allowing me to proceed to crack their skulls open.

Really. I used to hate being short, but after I've discovered the numerous advantages to being vertically challenged, I embrace my inner dwarf and look forward to the pain and suffering I can inflict on the cloud dwellers and their midget puns.

[KnightofPhoenix]

SurelyForth wrote...

Mel_Redux wrote...

My roommates in college were all 5'2" and under (the shortest starting at 4'10").  They used to call for me whenever they needed something off a high shelf, and called me The Big Giraffa.

That's when you loosen all the legs on the dining room chairs and let them fetch their own stuff off of the top shelf.

I love it when people ask me to fetch their stuff. Show off that I am

[PunkNouveau13]

lol. I'm 5'7" and my husband's 5'6"....Let's just say I have to wear my flats most of the time. which sucks cause I have a few heels and boots I bought when we were dating; can't wear them anymore that much cause he comes up to my shoulder when I do

Modifié par PunkNouveau13, 10 juin 2010 - 05:51 .

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...
It depends. Will you be modeling said dresses and high heels?

Eum...no *hides drawings*

To be honest, I don't understand much about dresses. I just know which shoe goes best with said dress. Tis all.

You know much more than I do. I think boots go with just about everything, dresses included. Call it a layover from both my Goth and Army days.

I never wear footwear that I can't easily run or kick people in. Survival mechanism.

[Herr Uhl]

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

@ Kryy
Hey! You really don't understand the suffering us tall people go through

*was 5'1 until he reached a growth spurt at 16*

No, no you don't.

[Kryyptehk]

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...
It depends. Will you be modeling said dresses and high heels?

Eum...no *hides drawings*

To be honest, I don't understand much about dresses. I just know which shoe goes best with said dress. Tis all.

@ Kryy
Hey! You really don't understand the suffering us tall people go through

Being a tall man has downsides? And being short ain't that good either.

This discussion is making Kryyptehk edgy. She is leaving.

[Addai]

Sandtigress wrote...

Guys get hit a lot around me. Pencils, with my fists, I once threatened with my ginormous umbrella...

Ankle biting...

*ducks*

I am mundanely average at 5'8".  Husband is about the same height.  So I have no two cents to add.  But since I would rather be in hiking boots than espadrilles, you can guess how well certain NPC dialogues go over.

[Sandtigress]

Addai67 wrote...

Sandtigress wrote...

Guys get hit a lot around me. Pencils, with my fists, I once threatened with my ginormous umbrella...

Ankle biting...

*ducks*

I am mundanely average at 5'8".  Husband is about the same height.  So I have no two cents to add.  But since I would rather be in hiking boots than espadrilles, you can guess how well certain NPC dialogues go over.

LOL You realize that ducking doesn't work with me, right?    Your head just becomes an easier target!

[Sandtigress]

Addai67 wrote...

Sandtigress wrote...

Guys get hit a lot around me. Pencils, with my fists, I once threatened with my ginormous umbrella...

Ankle biting...

*ducks*

I am mundanely average at 5'8".  Husband is about the same height.  So I have no two cents to add.  But since I would rather be in hiking boots than espadrilles, you can guess how well certain NPC dialogues go over.

LOL You realize that ducking doesn't work with me, right?    Your head just becomes an easier target!

[MelRedux]

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

SurelyForth wrote...

Mel_Redux wrote...

My roommates in college were all 5'2" and under (the shortest starting at 4'10").  They used to call for me whenever they needed something off a high shelf, and called me The Big Giraffa.

That's when you loosen all the legs on the dining room chairs and let them fetch their own stuff off of the top shelf.

I love it when people ask me to fetch their stuff. Show off that I am

LOL...ok, you got me there.  Sometimes showing off is nice. "Oh, that light bulb there?  You want that changed?  Let me get that for you, without straining or going on my tiptoes. *yawn*"

[Addai]

Sandtigress wrote...

Addai67 wrote...

Sandtigress wrote...

Guys get hit a lot around me. Pencils, with my fists, I once threatened with my ginormous umbrella...

Ankle biting...

*ducks*

I am mundanely average at 5'8".  Husband is about the same height.  So I have no two cents to add.  But since I would rather be in hiking boots than espadrilles, you can guess how well certain NPC dialogues go over.

LOL You realize that ducking doesn't work with me, right?    Your head just becomes an easier target!

Doh!  Foiled.

[KnightofPhoenix]

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...
You know much more than I do. I think boots go with just about everything, dresses included. Call it a layover from both my Goth and Army days.

I never wear footwear that I can't easily run or kick people in. Survival mechanism.

I love boots too actually

Kryyptehk wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...
It depends. Will you be modeling said dresses and high heels?

Eum...no *hides drawings*

To be honest, I don't understand much about dresses. I just know which shoe goes best with said dress. Tis all.

@ Kryy
Hey! You really don't understand the suffering us tall people go through

Being a tall man has downsides? And being short ain't that good either.

This discussion is making Kryyptehk edgy. She is leaving.

But but but why?

We has joke

[Kryyptehk]

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Kryyptehk wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...
It depends. Will you be modeling said dresses and high heels?

Eum...no *hides drawings*

To be honest, I don't understand much about dresses. I just know which shoe goes best with said dress. Tis all.

@ Kryy
Hey! You really don't understand the suffering us tall people go through

Being a tall man has downsides? And being short ain't that good either.

This discussion is making Kryyptehk edgy. She is leaving.

But but but why?

We has joke

No. -gets ball and goes home-

[KnightofPhoenix]

Kryyptehk wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...
But but but why?

We has joke

No. -gets ball and goes home-

Yes.

Modifié par KnightofPhoenix, 10 juin 2010 - 06:10 .

[Kryyptehk]

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Kryyptehk wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...
But but but why?

We has joke

No. -gets ball and goes home-

Yes.

You edited your post! Your original post had that you stole my ball! That is unforgivable!

-is now going to ignore KoP-

Modifié par Kryyptehk, 10 juin 2010 - 06:14 .

[KnightofPhoenix]

Kryyptehk wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Kryyptehk wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...
But but but why?

We has joke

No. -gets ball and goes home-

Yes.

You edited your post! Your original post had that you stole my ball! That is unforgivable!

-is now going to ignore KoP-

I still have your ball, you know. You don't want it?

[Sandtigress]

Someone! Quick! Lower lip of doom so Kryyp won't leave!

[Addai]

Since KoP neglected his top-of-page duty and probably would have posted something obnoxious anyway...



It always makes me happy to see these two together, since that Warden Commander ending-that-nearly-was about did me in.  Why did I let the tragedy lovers talk me into doing it in the first place?!  *glares at thread*

[Kryyptehk]

Sandtigress wrote...

Someone! Quick! Lower lip of doom so Kryyp won't leave!

-falters momentarily-

Alistair? Yes?

[Sandtigress]

Don't look at me, I only like tragedy when Alistair is alive to experience it.





And I totally thought that was Morrigan at first... >.>

[Addai]

Sandtigress wrote...

Someone! Quick! Lower lip of doom so Kryyp won't leave!

Emergency LLoD injection!

[Sandtigress]

Kryyptehk wrote...

Sandtigress wrote...

Someone! Quick! Lower lip of doom so Kryyp won't leave!

-falters momentarily-

Alistair? Yes?

Alistair wants you to stay!  He does!

[Kryyptehk]

Addai67 wrote...

Sandtigress wrote...

Someone! Quick! Lower lip of doom so Kryyp won't leave!

Emergency LLoD injection!

YAY!!! I will stay, I lurv you guys:wub:

[Addai]

Sandtigress wrote...
And I totally thought that was Morrigan at first... >.>

Ack!  You wound me.  But I guess you can't see her elven ears there.

Here...

[Sandtigress]

Addai67 wrote...

Sandtigress wrote...
And I totally thought that was Morrigan at first... >.>

Ack!  You wound me.  But I guess you can't see her elven ears there.

Here...

Yay!  Much better!  No mistaking her now!