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Alistair, post-coronation... and/or Alistair gush thread (Origins/Awakening Spoilers)


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#42376
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i cant the archdemon lies dead as a doornail in my game but so is my poor cef :{

#42377
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sylvanaerie wrote...

we feed it only the nastiest food so it runs away and stays away. You know its like cats, if you feed them and pet them they won't ever go away


We resent the comparison.
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#42378
Arrtis

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sylvanaerie wrote...

Arrtis wrote...

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Alistair has a big nose.


He has a big penis too.  That's the actual reason all of the ladies like him.  Yes, women really are size queens; mystery solved.  Now we can move on now. 

I am sorry to inform you, but you can not speak for others.
If that is your reason good for you.
Also ingame they do not show a penis so unless you modded one yourself i have yet to see evidence that he is a male.


well thats a good thing then cause the brain trauma of seeing he is better off than you down there would cause apoplexy.

Can you elaborate? ;)

#42379
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Kryyptehk wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

Serissia wrote...

Arrtis wrote...

Alistair has a big nose.


He has a big penis too.  That's the actual reason all of the ladies like him.  Yes, women really are size queens; mystery solved.  Now we can move on now.

:(


Awww, Uhl, that's only true for Seri. Trust me, there is such a thing as too big. Lady D could tell you the same thing (she has documented evidence too) of Alistair at least.


If you get get light headed by having an erection, then it's probably too big.

#42380
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awww those cats are so cute even though i'm allergic to them :{

#42381
LadyDamodred

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Kryyptehk wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

Serissia wrote...

Arrtis wrote...

Alistair has a big nose.


He has a big penis too.  That's the actual reason all of the ladies like him.  Yes, women really are size queens; mystery solved.  Now we can move on now.

:(


Awww, Uhl, that's only true for Seri. Trust me, there is such a thing as too big. Lady D could tell you the same thing (she has documented evidence too) of Alistair at least.


Terrifying penis, indeed.  XD

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mellifera

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Arrtis wrote...

Serissia wrote...

Arrtis wrote...

Alistair has a big nose.


He has a big penis too.  That's the actual reason all of the ladies like him.  Yes, women really are size queens; mystery solved.  Now we can move on now. 

I am sorry to inform you, but you can not speak for others.
If that is your reason good for you.
Also ingame they do not show a penis so unless you modded one yourself i have yet to see evidence that he is a male.


Then there are no males in the entire game. Thedans reproduce by budding?

#42383
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sylvanaerie wrote...

Bad TotoroTori! I'm gonna report you for Archdemon abuse!


:? awww snap....

#42384
Herr Uhl

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yukidama wrote...

Arrtis wrote...

Serissia wrote...

Arrtis wrote...

Alistair has a big nose.


He has a big penis too.  That's the actual reason all of the ladies like him.  Yes, women really are size queens; mystery solved.  Now we can move on now. 

I am sorry to inform you, but you can not speak for others.
If that is your reason good for you.
Also ingame they do not show a penis so unless you modded one yourself i have yet to see evidence that he is a male.


Then there are no males in the entire game. Thedans reproduce by budding?


A mother and a father love each other very much and then hug really tight.

Edit: And later, a mabari comes carrying your baby, and makes mommy thin again.

Modifié par Herr Uhl, 12 juin 2010 - 08:55 .


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Arrtis

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yukidama wrote...

Arrtis wrote...

Serissia wrote...

Arrtis wrote...

Alistair has a big nose.


He has a big penis too.  That's the actual reason all of the ladies like him.  Yes, women really are size queens; mystery solved.  Now we can move on now. 

I am sorry to inform you, but you can not speak for others.
If that is your reason good for you.
Also ingame they do not show a penis so unless you modded one yourself i have yet to see evidence that he is a male.


Then there are no males in the entire game. Thedans reproduce by budding?

There are males but no evidence of which character is male or female.:o

#42386
LadyDamodred

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Herr Uhl wrote...

yukidama wrote...

Arrtis wrote...

Serissia wrote...

Arrtis wrote...

Alistair has a big nose.


He has a big penis too.  That's the actual reason all of the ladies like him.  Yes, women really are size queens; mystery solved.  Now we can move on now. 

I am sorry to inform you, but you can not speak for others.
If that is your reason good for you.
Also ingame they do not show a penis so unless you modded one yourself i have yet to see evidence that he is a male.


Then there are no males in the entire game. Thedans reproduce by budding?


A mother and a father love each other very much and then hug really tight.


And the good Fade spirits bring them a baby if they hugged successfully.

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Arrtis wrote...
I am sorry to inform you, but you can not speak for others.
If that is your reason good for you.
Also ingame they do not show a penis so unless you modded one yourself i have yet to see evidence that he is a male.


Actually, yes I can statistically.  I work in the porn industry and I know what sells. 

Regardless of the fact you don't get to see his actual penis I think it's pretty clear that he is a male.  Again, stastically speaking someone w/ his build would be decently well hung.  I'll admit that there's always exceptions to the rule but generally speaking he'd probably be at least 8". 

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Kryyptehk

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Herr Uhl wrote...

yukidama wrote...

Arrtis wrote...

Serissia wrote...

Arrtis wrote...

Alistair has a big nose.


He has a big penis too.  That's the actual reason all of the ladies like him.  Yes, women really are size queens; mystery solved.  Now we can move on now. 

I am sorry to inform you, but you can not speak for others.
If that is your reason good for you.
Also ingame they do not show a penis so unless you modded one yourself i have yet to see evidence that he is a male.


Then there are no males in the entire game. Thedans reproduce by budding?


A mother and a father love each other very much and then hug really tight.


And then they ask a good Fade spirit to bring them a baby in their dreams. The end.

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sylvanaerie

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Arrtis wrote...

yukidama wrote...

Arrtis wrote...

Serissia wrote...

Arrtis wrote...

Alistair has a big nose.


He has a big penis too.  That's the actual reason all of the ladies like him.  Yes, women really are size queens; mystery solved.  Now we can move on now. 

I am sorry to inform you, but you can not speak for others.
If that is your reason good for you.
Also ingame they do not show a penis so unless you modded one yourself i have yet to see evidence that he is a male.


Then there are no males in the entire game. Thedans reproduce by budding?

There are males but no evidence of which character is male or female.:o



Okay if you don't know the difference between boys and girls then you need to get off Mommy and Daddy's computer and go talk to them.  Ask them "where do babies come from?" that always makes them give this great choking noise before they tell you about the cabbage patch.
BTW women have breasts and THAT is in the game, ******

#42390
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About the "Alistair has a big nose thing", not all girls like the same thing. I actually like big noses, so his nose is a good thing to me. Seriously, why do people assume that everyone likes the same thing?

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Herr Uhl

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Kryyptehk wrote...

About the "Alistair has a big nose thing", not all girls like the same thing. I actually like big noses, so his nose is a good thing to me. Seriously, why do people assume that everyone likes the same thing?


*Howe sidles in*

Why hello there. *waggles eyebrows*

#42392
mellifera

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Shush, Kryyp! His nose is like totally HUUUUUUGE and therefore he is a loser and he is bad and should feel bad!

#42393
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Herr Uhl wrote...

Kryyptehk wrote...

About the "Alistair has a big nose thing", not all girls like the same thing. I actually like big noses, so his nose is a good thing to me. Seriously, why do people assume that everyone likes the same thing?


*Howe sidles in*

Why hello there. *waggles eyebrows*


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LadyDamodred

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Herr Uhl wrote...

Kryyptehk wrote...

About the "Alistair has a big nose thing", not all girls like the same thing. I actually like big noses, so his nose is a good thing to me. Seriously, why do people assume that everyone likes the same thing?


*Howe sidles in*

Why hello there. *waggles eyebrows*


If Nathaniel Howe...then yes.

Modifié par LadyDamodred, 12 juin 2010 - 09:04 .


#42395
Arrtis

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sylvanaerie wrote...

Arrtis wrote...

yukidama wrote...

Arrtis wrote...

Serissia wrote...

Arrtis wrote...

Alistair has a big nose.


He has a big penis too.  That's the actual reason all of the ladies like him.  Yes, women really are size queens; mystery solved.  Now we can move on now. 

I am sorry to inform you, but you can not speak for others.
If that is your reason good for you.
Also ingame they do not show a penis so unless you modded one yourself i have yet to see evidence that he is a male.


Then there are no males in the entire game. Thedans reproduce by budding?

There are males but no evidence of which character is male or female.:o



Okay if you don't know the difference between boys and girls then you need to get off Mommy and Daddy's computer and go talk to them.  Ask them "where do babies come from?" that always makes them give this great choking noise before they tell you about the cabbage patch.
BTW women have breasts and THAT is in the game, ******

BTW man can have breasts too and huge ones lol.:P

#42396
sylvanaerie

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One of the biggest noses in the game.  I personally LIKE strong features in a man.  And the BannHammer has got class, sex appeal and manners.  Take notes little troll.

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sylvanaerie

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Arrtis wrote...

sylvanaerie wrote...

Arrtis wrote...

yukidama wrote...

Arrtis wrote...

Serissia wrote...

Arrtis wrote...

Alistair has a big nose.


He has a big penis too.  That's the actual reason all of the ladies like him.  Yes, women really are size queens; mystery solved.  Now we can move on now. 

I am sorry to inform you, but you can not speak for others.
If that is your reason good for you.
Also ingame they do not show a penis so unless you modded one yourself i have yet to see evidence that he is a male.


Then there are no males in the entire game. Thedans reproduce by budding?

There are males but no evidence of which character is male or female.:o



Okay if you don't know the difference between boys and girls then you need to get off Mommy and Daddy's computer and go talk to them.  Ask them "where do babies come from?" that always makes them give this great choking noise before they tell you about the cabbage patch.
BTW women have breasts and THAT is in the game, ******

BTW man can have breasts too and huge ones lol.:P


AH you are speaking from personal experience then?

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Serissia wrote...

Actually, yes I can statistically.  I work in the porn industry and I know what sells. 

Regardless of the fact you don't get to see his actual penis I think it's pretty clear that he is a male.  Again, stastically speaking someone w/ his build would be decently well hung.  I'll admit that there's always exceptions to the rule but generally speaking he'd probably be at least 8". 

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#42399
LadyDamodred

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Stop feeding the troll!

And syl?  Teagan's nose is nothing.  You want big noses, go to Orzammar.

*continues to glare at Axekix*

Modifié par LadyDamodred, 12 juin 2010 - 09:08 .


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Are we talking about Alistair having a big nose?  Because I personally love his nose.  I tend to make nose-alicious characters, too, because I like strong features.

Perfect.

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