Alistair, post-coronation... and/or Alistair gush thread (Origins/Awakening Spoilers)
#42376
Posté 12 juin 2010 - 08:51
#42377
Posté 12 juin 2010 - 08:51
sylvanaerie wrote...
we feed it only the nastiest food so it runs away and stays away. You know its like cats, if you feed them and pet them they won't ever go away
We resent the comparison.
#42378
Posté 12 juin 2010 - 08:52
Can you elaborate?sylvanaerie wrote...
Arrtis wrote...
I am sorry to inform you, but you can not speak for others.Serissia wrote...
Arrtis wrote...
Alistair has a big nose.
He has a big penis too. That's the actual reason all of the ladies like him. Yes, women really are size queens; mystery solved. Now we can move on now.
If that is your reason good for you.
Also ingame they do not show a penis so unless you modded one yourself i have yet to see evidence that he is a male.
well thats a good thing then cause the brain trauma of seeing he is better off than you down there would cause apoplexy.
#42379
Posté 12 juin 2010 - 08:52
Kryyptehk wrote...
Herr Uhl wrote...
Serissia wrote...
Arrtis wrote...
Alistair has a big nose.
He has a big penis too. That's the actual reason all of the ladies like him. Yes, women really are size queens; mystery solved. Now we can move on now.
Awww, Uhl, that's only true for Seri. Trust me, there is such a thing as too big. Lady D could tell you the same thing (she has documented evidence too) of Alistair at least.
If you get get light headed by having an erection, then it's probably too big.
#42380
Posté 12 juin 2010 - 08:53
#42381
Posté 12 juin 2010 - 08:53
Kryyptehk wrote...
Herr Uhl wrote...
Serissia wrote...
Arrtis wrote...
Alistair has a big nose.
He has a big penis too. That's the actual reason all of the ladies like him. Yes, women really are size queens; mystery solved. Now we can move on now.
Awww, Uhl, that's only true for Seri. Trust me, there is such a thing as too big. Lady D could tell you the same thing (she has documented evidence too) of Alistair at least.
Terrifying penis, indeed. XD
#42382
Posté 12 juin 2010 - 08:53
Arrtis wrote...
I am sorry to inform you, but you can not speak for others.Serissia wrote...
Arrtis wrote...
Alistair has a big nose.
He has a big penis too. That's the actual reason all of the ladies like him. Yes, women really are size queens; mystery solved. Now we can move on now.
If that is your reason good for you.
Also ingame they do not show a penis so unless you modded one yourself i have yet to see evidence that he is a male.
Then there are no males in the entire game. Thedans reproduce by budding?
#42383
Posté 12 juin 2010 - 08:53
sylvanaerie wrote...
Bad TotoroTori! I'm gonna report you for Archdemon abuse!
#42384
Posté 12 juin 2010 - 08:55
yukidama wrote...
Arrtis wrote...
I am sorry to inform you, but you can not speak for others.Serissia wrote...
Arrtis wrote...
Alistair has a big nose.
He has a big penis too. That's the actual reason all of the ladies like him. Yes, women really are size queens; mystery solved. Now we can move on now.
If that is your reason good for you.
Also ingame they do not show a penis so unless you modded one yourself i have yet to see evidence that he is a male.
Then there are no males in the entire game. Thedans reproduce by budding?
A mother and a father love each other very much and then hug really tight.
Edit: And later, a mabari comes carrying your baby, and makes mommy thin again.
Modifié par Herr Uhl, 12 juin 2010 - 08:55 .
#42385
Posté 12 juin 2010 - 08:55
There are males but no evidence of which character is male or female.yukidama wrote...
Arrtis wrote...
I am sorry to inform you, but you can not speak for others.Serissia wrote...
Arrtis wrote...
Alistair has a big nose.
He has a big penis too. That's the actual reason all of the ladies like him. Yes, women really are size queens; mystery solved. Now we can move on now.
If that is your reason good for you.
Also ingame they do not show a penis so unless you modded one yourself i have yet to see evidence that he is a male.
Then there are no males in the entire game. Thedans reproduce by budding?
#42386
Posté 12 juin 2010 - 08:56
Herr Uhl wrote...
yukidama wrote...
Arrtis wrote...
I am sorry to inform you, but you can not speak for others.Serissia wrote...
Arrtis wrote...
Alistair has a big nose.
He has a big penis too. That's the actual reason all of the ladies like him. Yes, women really are size queens; mystery solved. Now we can move on now.
If that is your reason good for you.
Also ingame they do not show a penis so unless you modded one yourself i have yet to see evidence that he is a male.
Then there are no males in the entire game. Thedans reproduce by budding?
A mother and a father love each other very much and then hug really tight.
And the good Fade spirits bring them a baby if they hugged successfully.
#42387
Posté 12 juin 2010 - 08:56
Arrtis wrote...
I am sorry to inform you, but you can not speak for others.
If that is your reason good for you.
Also ingame they do not show a penis so unless you modded one yourself i have yet to see evidence that he is a male.
Actually, yes I can statistically. I work in the porn industry and I know what sells.
Regardless of the fact you don't get to see his actual penis I think it's pretty clear that he is a male. Again, stastically speaking someone w/ his build would be decently well hung. I'll admit that there's always exceptions to the rule but generally speaking he'd probably be at least 8".
#42388
Posté 12 juin 2010 - 08:56
Herr Uhl wrote...
yukidama wrote...
Arrtis wrote...
I am sorry to inform you, but you can not speak for others.Serissia wrote...
Arrtis wrote...
Alistair has a big nose.
He has a big penis too. That's the actual reason all of the ladies like him. Yes, women really are size queens; mystery solved. Now we can move on now.
If that is your reason good for you.
Also ingame they do not show a penis so unless you modded one yourself i have yet to see evidence that he is a male.
Then there are no males in the entire game. Thedans reproduce by budding?
A mother and a father love each other very much and then hug really tight.
And then they ask a good Fade spirit to bring them a baby in their dreams. The end.
#42389
Posté 12 juin 2010 - 08:57
Arrtis wrote...
There are males but no evidence of which character is male or female.yukidama wrote...
Arrtis wrote...
I am sorry to inform you, but you can not speak for others.Serissia wrote...
Arrtis wrote...
Alistair has a big nose.
He has a big penis too. That's the actual reason all of the ladies like him. Yes, women really are size queens; mystery solved. Now we can move on now.
If that is your reason good for you.
Also ingame they do not show a penis so unless you modded one yourself i have yet to see evidence that he is a male.
Then there are no males in the entire game. Thedans reproduce by budding?
Okay if you don't know the difference between boys and girls then you need to get off Mommy and Daddy's computer and go talk to them. Ask them "where do babies come from?" that always makes them give this great choking noise before they tell you about the cabbage patch.
BTW women have breasts and THAT is in the game, ******
#42390
Posté 12 juin 2010 - 08:59
#42391
Posté 12 juin 2010 - 09:00
Kryyptehk wrote...
About the "Alistair has a big nose thing", not all girls like the same thing. I actually like big noses, so his nose is a good thing to me. Seriously, why do people assume that everyone likes the same thing?
*Howe sidles in*
Why hello there. *waggles eyebrows*
#42392
Posté 12 juin 2010 - 09:01
#42393
Posté 12 juin 2010 - 09:02
Herr Uhl wrote...
Kryyptehk wrote...
About the "Alistair has a big nose thing", not all girls like the same thing. I actually like big noses, so his nose is a good thing to me. Seriously, why do people assume that everyone likes the same thing?
*Howe sidles in*
Why hello there. *waggles eyebrows*
#42394
Posté 12 juin 2010 - 09:03
Herr Uhl wrote...
Kryyptehk wrote...
About the "Alistair has a big nose thing", not all girls like the same thing. I actually like big noses, so his nose is a good thing to me. Seriously, why do people assume that everyone likes the same thing?
*Howe sidles in*
Why hello there. *waggles eyebrows*
If Nathaniel Howe...then yes.
Modifié par LadyDamodred, 12 juin 2010 - 09:04 .
#42395
Posté 12 juin 2010 - 09:03
BTW man can have breasts too and huge ones lol.sylvanaerie wrote...
Arrtis wrote...
There are males but no evidence of which character is male or female.yukidama wrote...
Arrtis wrote...
I am sorry to inform you, but you can not speak for others.Serissia wrote...
Arrtis wrote...
Alistair has a big nose.
He has a big penis too. That's the actual reason all of the ladies like him. Yes, women really are size queens; mystery solved. Now we can move on now.
If that is your reason good for you.
Also ingame they do not show a penis so unless you modded one yourself i have yet to see evidence that he is a male.
Then there are no males in the entire game. Thedans reproduce by budding?
Okay if you don't know the difference between boys and girls then you need to get off Mommy and Daddy's computer and go talk to them. Ask them "where do babies come from?" that always makes them give this great choking noise before they tell you about the cabbage patch.
BTW women have breasts and THAT is in the game, ******
#42396
Posté 12 juin 2010 - 09:04
#42397
Posté 12 juin 2010 - 09:05
Arrtis wrote...
BTW man can have breasts too and huge ones lol.sylvanaerie wrote...
Arrtis wrote...
There are males but no evidence of which character is male or female.yukidama wrote...
Arrtis wrote...
I am sorry to inform you, but you can not speak for others.Serissia wrote...
Arrtis wrote...
Alistair has a big nose.
He has a big penis too. That's the actual reason all of the ladies like him. Yes, women really are size queens; mystery solved. Now we can move on now.
If that is your reason good for you.
Also ingame they do not show a penis so unless you modded one yourself i have yet to see evidence that he is a male.
Then there are no males in the entire game. Thedans reproduce by budding?
Okay if you don't know the difference between boys and girls then you need to get off Mommy and Daddy's computer and go talk to them. Ask them "where do babies come from?" that always makes them give this great choking noise before they tell you about the cabbage patch.
BTW women have breasts and THAT is in the game, ******
AH you are speaking from personal experience then?
#42398
Posté 12 juin 2010 - 09:06
Serissia wrote...
Actually, yes I can statistically. I work in the porn industry and I know what sells.
Regardless of the fact you don't get to see his actual penis I think it's pretty clear that he is a male. Again, stastically speaking someone w/ his build would be decently well hung. I'll admit that there's always exceptions to the rule but generally speaking he'd probably be at least 8".
#42399
Posté 12 juin 2010 - 09:06
And syl? Teagan's nose is nothing. You want big noses, go to Orzammar.
*continues to glare at Axekix*
Modifié par LadyDamodred, 12 juin 2010 - 09:08 .
#42400
Posté 12 juin 2010 - 09:07
Perfect.




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