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[sylvanaerie]

LadyDamodred wrote...

Stop feeding the troll!

awww but its so hungry...look ma, it followed me home? can I keep it?  It won't take up much room, I can put it in the garage and it can pee in the corner over there...

[Kryyptehk]

Herr Uhl wrote...

Kryyptehk wrote...

About the "Alistair has a big nose thing", not all girls like the same thing. I actually like big noses, so his nose is a good thing to me. Seriously, why do people assume that everyone likes the same thing?

*Howe sidles in*

Why hello there. *waggles eyebrows*

...Hmmm, if I could put a paper bag over his head maybe. I mean, I can't pass up Tim Curry:P

[Herr Uhl]

LadyDamodred wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

Kryyptehk wrote...

About the "Alistair has a big nose thing", not all girls like the same thing. I actually like big noses, so his nose is a good thing to me. Seriously, why do people assume that everyone likes the same thing?

*Howe sidles in*

Why hello there. *waggles eyebrows*

If Nathaniel Howe...then yes.

Both you and me know that it is about king crane. And the voice.

[mellifera]

tmp7704 wrote...

Serissia wrote...

Actually, yes I can statistically.  I work in the porn industry and I know what sells. 

Regardless of the fact you don't get to see his actual penis I think it's pretty clear that he is a male.  Again, stastically speaking someone w/ his build would be decently well hung.  I'll admit that there's always exceptions to the rule but generally speaking he'd probably be at least 8". 

Win.

[cmessaz]

OMG this thread is awsome.

[shedevil3001]

darn all these sexy ali pics and i havent got any to post yet :{

[tmp7704]

Sandtigress wrote...

yukidama wrote...

Sandi, stop looking for excuses!

:crying::crying:


I CAN'T HELP IT!  There's just some weird raw attraction there!

Now i'm curious if Ron would initiate the "you shall choose one of us" talk at 50 relationship or whenever that talk happens...

[TotoroTori]

tmp7704 wrote...

Serissia wrote...

Actually, yes I can statistically.  I work in the porn industry and I know what sells. 

Regardless of the fact you don't get to see his actual penis I think it's pretty clear that he is a male.  Again, stastically speaking someone w/ his build would be decently well hung.  I'll admit that there's always exceptions to the rule but generally speaking he'd probably be at least 8". 

is he talking about a fish?

[LadyDamodred]

Herr Uhl wrote...

LadyDamodred wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

Kryyptehk wrote...

About the "Alistair has a big nose thing", not all girls like the same thing. I actually like big noses, so his nose is a good thing to me. Seriously, why do people assume that everyone likes the same thing?

*Howe sidles in*

Why hello there. *waggles eyebrows*

If Nathaniel Howe...then yes.

Both you and me know that it is about king crane. And the voice.

Voice is hot, but so is Nate's.  And Angry Nate...  *shivers*

I said the other day that Angry Alistair makes you want to wrestle him on the bed for sexy times. In my mind, Angry Nate throws you on the bed and has his way with you. 

[Herr Uhl]

TotoroTori wrote...

tmp7704 wrote...

Serissia wrote...

Actually, yes I can statistically.  I work in the porn industry and I know what sells. 

Regardless of the fact you don't get to see his actual penis I think it's pretty clear that he is a male.  Again, stastically speaking someone w/ his build would be decently well hung.  I'll admit that there's always exceptions to the rule but generally speaking he'd probably be at least 8". 

is he talking about a fish?

No, he and Sten bathed simultaneously.

Edit: Thus the slight fear in his eyes.

Modifié par Herr Uhl, 12 juin 2010 - 09:13 .

[mellifera]

TotoroTori wrote...

tmp7704 wrote...

Serissia wrote...

Actually, yes I can statistically.  I work in the porn industry and I know what sells. 

Regardless of the fact you don't get to see his actual penis I think it's pretty clear that he is a male.  Again, stastically speaking someone w/ his build would be decently well hung.  I'll admit that there's always exceptions to the rule but generally speaking he'd probably be at least 8". 

is he talking about a fish?

Yes, about his big pants eel.

[Arrtis]

sylvanaerie wrote...

Arrtis wrote...

sylvanaerie wrote...

Arrtis wrote...

yukidama wrote...

Arrtis wrote...

Serissia wrote...

Arrtis wrote...

Alistair has a big nose.

He has a big penis too.  That's the actual reason all of the ladies like him.  Yes, women really are size queens; mystery solved.  Now we can move on now. 

I am sorry to inform you, but you can not speak for others.
If that is your reason good for you.
Also ingame they do not show a penis so unless you modded one yourself i have yet to see evidence that he is a male.

Then there are no males in the entire game. Thedans reproduce by budding?

There are males but no evidence of which character is male or female.

Okay if you don't know the difference between boys and girls then you need to get off Mommy and Daddy's computer and go talk to them.  Ask them "where do babies come from?" that always makes them give this great choking noise before they tell you about the cabbage patch.
BTW women have breasts and THAT is in the game, ******

BTW man can have breasts too and huge ones lol.

AH you are speaking from personal experience then?

I have seen a kid at school a few years back with huge man boobs seems thats where his body decided to store his fat lol.

[sylvanaerie]

LadyDamodred wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

LadyDamodred wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

Kryyptehk wrote...

About the "Alistair has a big nose thing", not all girls like the same thing. I actually like big noses, so his nose is a good thing to me. Seriously, why do people assume that everyone likes the same thing?

*Howe sidles in*

Why hello there. *waggles eyebrows*

If Nathaniel Howe...then yes.

Both you and me know that it is about king crane. And the voice.

Voice is hot, but so is Nate's.  And Angry Nate...  *shivers*

I said the other day that Angry Alistair makes you want to wrestle him on the bed for sexy times. In my mind, Angry Nate throws you on the bed and has his way with you. 

Okay...I'm gonna go over there...till the blushing stops...you know how it is

[sylvanaerie]

Arrtis wrote...

sylvanaerie wrote...

Arrtis wrote...

sylvanaerie wrote...

Arrtis wrote...

yukidama wrote...

Arrtis wrote...

Serissia wrote...

Arrtis wrote...

Alistair has a big nose.

He has a big penis too.  That's the actual reason all of the ladies like him.  Yes, women really are size queens; mystery solved.  Now we can move on now. 

I am sorry to inform you, but you can not speak for others.
If that is your reason good for you.
Also ingame they do not show a penis so unless you modded one yourself i have yet to see evidence that he is a male.

Then there are no males in the entire game. Thedans reproduce by budding?

There are males but no evidence of which character is male or female.

Okay if you don't know the difference between boys and girls then you need to get off Mommy and Daddy's computer and go talk to them.  Ask them "where do babies come from?" that always makes them give this great choking noise before they tell you about the cabbage patch.
BTW women have breasts and THAT is in the game, ******

BTW man can have breasts too and huge ones lol.

AH you are speaking from personal experience then?

I have seen a kid at school a few years back with huge man boobs seems thats where his body decided to store his fat lol.

You took too long to come back with that one.  I think you have moobies.  Where is Moobistair when we need him?

[TotoroTori]

Arrtis wrote...

I have seen a kid at school a few years back with huge man boobs seems thats where his body decided to store his fat lol.

Modifié par TotoroTori, 12 juin 2010 - 09:14 .

[sylvanaerie]

TotoroTori wrote...

Arrtis wrote...

I have seen a kid at school a few years back with huge man boobs seems thats where his body decided to store his fat lol.

LOL I loved that movie!

[Arrtis]

So back on topic.

Alistair seems to have the same size as everyone else in the game since it is all reused.

Assuming he has one.

[TotoroTori]

sylvanaerie wrote...

TotoroTori wrote...

Arrtis wrote...

I have seen a kid at school a few years back with huge man boobs seems thats where his body decided to store his fat lol.

LOL I loved that movie!

Just thought it was appropriate  No harming the archdemon.

[sylvanaerie]

Arrtis wrote...

So back on topic.
Alistair seems to have the same size as everyone else in the game since it is all reused.
Assuming he has one.

You seem to be rather obsessed with Alistair's penis.  Are you asking on the thread why we love him or trying to explain why you do?  Either that or this must be a case of Pixil Penis Envy.  I'd see a doctor about that if I were you.

[mellifera]

Arrtis<3Alistair's d!ck.

[LadyDamodred]

sylvanaerie wrote...

Arrtis wrote...

So back on topic.
Alistair seems to have the same size as everyone else in the game since it is all reused.
Assuming he has one.

You seem to be rather obsessed with Alistair's penis.  Are you asking on the thread why we love him or trying to explain why you do?  Either that or this must be a case of Pixil Penis Envy.  I'd see a doctor about that if I were you.

Syl, stop.  Srsly.

[Axekix]

LadyDamodred wrote...

Damn you!  *shakes fist*  Just ask.  You'll save me, and yourself, a lot of irritation.  It's not like we are opposed to talking about Alistair's flaws.

Alright, I'm choosing my words carefully here

Inspired by a drama-filled week, I started thinking... The Alistair relationship seems to have a lot of instances of emotional blackmail in it.  More so than any other companion relationship as far as I can tell. 

Avoiding the elephant in the room (the landsmeet), Alistair's passive nature seems to result in him laying guilt on the PC for not going along with his wishes in a few other major plot points as well. 

Take the Isolde/Connor death discussion for instance.  He doesn't really strongly object prior to your decision,
and even suggests killing Connor, then verbally berates the PC afterwards.  If you fail the persuade check in the end he lays the guilt on thick, without even considering the PC's feelings on the matter.  I know my PCs wouldn't be thrilled at the idea of killing a child.  But he tries to make you feel like scum for doing what you could to save
Redcliffe and takes a massive approval loss, despite your intentions.  In the last line he sarcastically says  something like "I'm the one being an ass, right?"  playing the pity card.  The entire convo has a very "how could you do this to me" overtone to it imo.

There is also his proposition at camp.  He comes on very strong, and if you turn him down he pouts and takes a HUGE approval hit (I think even using the gentlest "no" I could find he still took -10).  IIRC, Morrigan and Leliana lost little to no approval by comparison when turning them down for happy time.  I believe you've mentioned in that convo there's a way to even drop his approval all the way down to zero, yes? 

What if your PC is just not in the mood?  Why would he hold that against you? It's almost like saying "have sex with me now or I'll think less of you... until you give me a new toy to play with or something."

Of course the PC has options to blackmail him as well, the most obvious being the DR discussion.  Playing the "if you loved me" card automatically gets him to crumble.  Despite the fact that it's something he clearly doesn't want to do.   

Granted a lot of this depends on how you play.  If you pass the persuade checks, and go along with his thoughts in general you wouldn't ever see this side of the relationship... but it is there.  Alistair invokes and is receptive to emotional blackmail more so than any other LI I've seen.  I don't remember the Morri or Leli romance involving much guilt at all tbh.

This leads me to believe the Alistair relationship is probably the least mature of the four.  Rather than argue for what he wants with reason, he pulls at you emotionally to get compliance, and if he doesn't get it, he tries to make you feel sorry for him instead.  Do you disagree?

Edit: wtf happened to the formatting ><

Modifié par Axekix, 12 juin 2010 - 09:26 .

[sylvanaerie]

LadyDamodred wrote...

sylvanaerie wrote...

Arrtis wrote...

So back on topic.
Alistair seems to have the same size as everyone else in the game since it is all reused.
Assuming he has one.

You seem to be rather obsessed with Alistair's penis.  Are you asking on the thread why we love him or trying to explain why you do?  Either that or this must be a case of Pixil Penis Envy.  I'd see a doctor about that if I were you.

Syl, stop.  Srsly.

awww gee Lady D...you never let me have any fun... Picking on this one is like shooting fish in a barrel. Its totally clueless, witless and probably smells funny too.  *sighs, pouts and goes home, scuffing her shoe on the sidewalk*

[Arrtis]

LadyDamodred wrote...

sylvanaerie wrote...

Arrtis wrote...

So back on topic.
Alistair seems to have the same size as everyone else in the game since it is all reused.
Assuming he has one.

You seem to be rather obsessed with Alistair's penis.  Are you asking on the thread why we love him or trying to explain why you do?  Either that or this must be a case of Pixil Penis Envy.  I'd see a doctor about that if I were you.

Syl, stop.  Srsly.

We should let everyone say what they want to say:Dits up to us to ignore or not.
So does anyone else have a different opinion?
Alistair is also a bastard.I imagine to some people this can be a very negative thing.

[Finiffa]

This thread needs an Alistair pic!

Modifié par Finiffa, 12 juin 2010 - 09:39 .