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[Addai]

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Addai67 wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

What about Alistair playing soccer? We could spend 5 minutes dicussing his game, and two hours discussing him in the locker room showers after the match.

I like the way you think.    But Alistair would be a rugby or American football player, not a soccer player.  ^^  points upthread to the burly shoulders

Would make him a decent goalie. More surface area to block the ball with.

Now if we were talking aesthetics and which sport Alistair would look the best playing, I vote nude oil or mud wrestling

I think watching him at quarterback of a good football team would make watching sports an activity worth my time. 

[Sandtigress]

Lady Jess wrote...

Addai67 wrote...

Are we talking about sports?  Because watching people talk about sports is like watching people talk about popcorn popping.  Popcorn popping is exciting, sure, but is it really that exciting?

To quote george carlin's take on golf...it's like watching flies f&&&?

Um, what does it say about my life that this ^^^^^ is basically what I've done five years of research on?  But with worms instead of flies?  

[Addai]

Sarah1281 wrote...

Addai67 wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

What about Alistair playing soccer? We could spend 5 minutes dicussing his game, and two hours discussing him in the locker room showers after the match.

I like the way you think.    But Alistair would be a rugby or American football player, not a soccer player.  ^^  points upthread to the burly shoulders

I have never seen an American refer to it as 'American Football' before. I can't believe the first time I did was online when it's at least spelled differently...

I've lived overseas, I'm used to referring to it that way.

[KnightofPhoenix]

Addai67 wrote...
It's one thing to go out and hit something yourself.  Watching someone else do it... zzzzz

Just like watching someone else (Origin PCs) hit Alistair I am sure

[Herr Uhl]

Addai67 wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

No, more interesting than imaginary sex.

Watching sports is imaginary, too.  But whether imaginary Alistair is more interesting than a bunch of men running around kicking a ball... on that I suppose we'll have to differ.

If it was watching someone play Fifa 10 then I'd agree.

[mellifera]

Sandtigress wrote...

Lady Jess wrote...

Addai67 wrote...

Are we talking about sports?  Because watching people talk about sports is like watching people talk about popcorn popping.  Popcorn popping is exciting, sure, but is it really that exciting?

To quote george carlin's take on golf...it's like watching flies f&&&?

Um, what does it say about my life that this ^^^^^ is basically what I've done five years of research on?  But with worms instead of flies?  

You're a sicko!

<3

[Addai]

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Addai67 wrote...
It's one thing to go out and hit something yourself.  Watching someone else do it... zzzzz

Just like watching someone else (Origin PCs) hit Alistair I am sure

Well this IS the Alistair thread.  If we are boring you, KoP, all you need to do is go into Off Topic and start a Men Kicking Around A Little Ball thread. 

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

Herr Uhl wrote...

Addai67 wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

No, more interesting than imaginary sex.

Watching sports is imaginary, too.  But whether imaginary Alistair is more interesting than a bunch of men running around kicking a ball... on that I suppose we'll have to differ.

If it was watching someone play Fifa 10 then I'd agree.

So long as we aren't watching Alistair play for England or France, I'm happy whatever way it goes.

[Lady Jess]

Sandtigress wrote...

Lady Jess wrote...

Addai67 wrote...

Are we talking about sports?  Because watching people talk about sports is like watching people talk about popcorn popping.  Popcorn popping is exciting, sure, but is it really that exciting?

To quote george carlin's take on golf...it's like watching flies f&&&?

Um, what does it say about my life that this ^^^^^ is basically what I've done five years of research on?  But with worms instead of flies?  

*waves hands* but you use LASERS!!

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

Addai67 wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Addai67 wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

What about Alistair playing soccer? We could spend 5 minutes dicussing his game, and two hours discussing him in the locker room showers after the match.

I like the way you think.    But Alistair would be a rugby or American football player, not a soccer player.  ^^  points upthread to the burly shoulders

Would make him a decent goalie. More surface area to block the ball with.

Now if we were talking aesthetics and which sport Alistair would look the best playing, I vote nude oil or mud wrestling

I think watching him at quarterback of a good football team would make watching sports an activity worth my time. 

I still say he'd make an awesome goalie. I mean, his shield-bashing skills would make him epic in keeping the ball out of the goal. And he's already used to being hit in the head by high velocity objects, so he'd be perfect for the position.

[Sandtigress]

Lady Jess wrote...

Sandtigress wrote...

Lady Jess wrote...

Addai67 wrote...

Are we talking about sports?  Because watching people talk about sports is like watching people talk about popcorn popping.  Popcorn popping is exciting, sure, but is it really that exciting?

To quote george carlin's take on golf...it's like watching flies f&&&?

Um, what does it say about my life that this ^^^^^ is basically what I've done five years of research on?  But with worms instead of flies?  

*waves hands* but you use LASERS!!

LOL This is true....

[Herr Uhl]

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

I still say he'd make an awesome goalie. I mean, his shield-bashing skills would make him epic in keeping the ball out of the goal. And he's already used to being hit in the head by high velocity objects, so he'd be perfect for the position.

And if the ogre finishers are anything to go by, he'd have no problem with reach.

And he has very big hands too.

[soignee]

Alistair as a goalie, I can see this.



I can oddly see Zevran being a dirty striker and arguing with the ref. IT WAS OFFSIDE, YES?

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

Herr Uhl wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

I still say he'd make an awesome goalie. I mean, his shield-bashing skills would make him epic in keeping the ball out of the goal. And he's already used to being hit in the head by high velocity objects, so he'd be perfect for the position.

And if the ogre finishers are anything to go by, he'd have no problem with reach.

And he has very big hands too.

Look at it this way: he couldn't do any worse than Greene did in the US-England game.

I mean, at least Alistair has no problem keeping a grip on his shield or anything.

[Herr Uhl]

soignee wrote...

I can oddly see Zevran being a dirty striker and arguing with the ref. IT WAS OFFSIDE, YES?

He'd be Pippo Inzaghi incarnate.

[Addai]

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

I still say he'd make an awesome goalie. I mean, his shield-bashing skills would make him epic in keeping the ball out of the goal. And he's already used to being hit in the head by high velocity objects, so he'd be perfect for the position.

Bleh, soccer is just not a sexy sport.  He needs to be in something more bone-crunching.  I mean, think of all the grunting in football.  LOL

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

soignee wrote...

Alistair as a goalie, I can see this.

I can oddly see Zevran being a dirty striker and arguing with the ref. IT WAS OFFSIDE, YES?

Oh Zevran?

Damn right, his skills at diving, fouling, and winking would make Portugal jealous.

[Kryyptehk]

I now have an odd image of an DA soccer game. Sten would have to sit out because he would MURDER people.

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

Addai67 wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

I still say he'd make an awesome goalie. I mean, his shield-bashing skills would make him epic in keeping the ball out of the goal. And he's already used to being hit in the head by high velocity objects, so he'd be perfect for the position.

Bleh, soccer is just not a sexy sport.  He needs to be in something more bone-crunching.  I mean, think of all the grunting in football.  LOL

Think of all the visible skin in soccer.

Plus, you get riots instead of tailgate parties after a match. Definitely win.

[mellifera]

Addai67 wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

I still say he'd make an awesome goalie. I mean, his shield-bashing skills would make him epic in keeping the ball out of the goal. And he's already used to being hit in the head by high velocity objects, so he'd be perfect for the position.

Bleh, soccer is just not a sexy sport.  He needs to be in something more bone-crunching.  I mean, think of all the grunting in football.  LOL

Hockey.

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

Kryyptehk wrote...

I now have an odd image of an DA soccer game. Sten would have to sit out because he would MURDER people.

Lol, probably. He'd be chasing down the holder of the ball, tackle them, and stomp them into a pulp with his cleats. He'd set new and undreamt records in red cards.

[soignee]

Addai67 wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

I still say he'd make an awesome goalie. I mean, his shield-bashing skills would make him epic in keeping the ball out of the goal. And he's already used to being hit in the head by high velocity objects, so he'd be perfect for the position.

Bleh, soccer is just not a sexy sport.  He needs to be in something more bone-crunching.  I mean, think of all the grunting in football.  LOL

not sexy?

Are you kiddddding?

Oh god brb pic spamming gorgeous, beautiful football players now

[Herr Uhl]

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Kryyptehk wrote...

I now have an odd image of an DA soccer game. Sten would have to sit out because he would MURDER people.

Lol, probably. He'd be chasing down the holder of the ball, tackle them, and stomp them into a pulp with his cleats. He'd set new and undreamt records in red cards.

He'd be Roy Keane on a mean streak.

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

Herr Uhl wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Kryyptehk wrote...

I now have an odd image of an DA soccer game. Sten would have to sit out because he would MURDER people.

Lol, probably. He'd be chasing down the holder of the ball, tackle them, and stomp them into a pulp with his cleats. He'd set new and undreamt records in red cards.

He'd be Roy Keane on a mean streak.

With white cornrows.

[Addai]

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Think of all the visible skin in soccer.

Plus, you get riots instead of tailgate parties after a match. Definitely win.

They're all scrawny.    And I'd rather have drunken tailgating than riots.  That's the best part of a football game!


Not scrawny:

Modifié par Addai67, 29 juin 2010 - 11:18 .