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[LadyDamodred]

*is rapidly becoming irritated at Alistair for not doing the epic kill on an ogre* How many of these things I kill before he does it? Ugh!

[Serissia]

yukidama wrote...

That is because cheese is magnificent and I weep every day my lactose intolerance gets worse ;3;

I feel for you, I have it too.  I can't drink normal milk at all without feeling wretched.  I still eat cheese though regardless, it's too good to pass up!

[sylvanaerie]

yukidama wrote...

That is because cheese is magnificent and I weep every day my lactose intolerance gets worse ;3;

Cheese binds you up...you don't need it....try to think of it that way.  And there are soy alternatives that taste very close to cow's milk cheese.  (I use one I get from the Commissary not cause I am lactose intolerant but just that I prefer the flavor).

[cmessaz]

Hey guys, with Alistair in BSC, am I correct when I say that elves only have the one cutscene with him? A remake of vanilla?

[cmessaz]

LadyDamodred wrote...

*is rapidly becoming irritated at Alistair for not doing the epic kill on an ogre* How many of these things I kill before he does it? Ugh!

2 words for ya. Forced deathblows.

[KnightofPhoenix]

LadyDamodred wrote...

*is rapidly becoming irritated at Alistair for not doing the epic kill on an ogre* How many of these things I kill before he does it? Ugh!

You really want to see Alistair shoving his sword in an Ogre's mouth?

[SurelyForth]

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

LadyDamodred wrote...
To be fair, Alistair is a little odd.  XD

Finally someone admits it
But to be fair to him, he doesn't rank highest in terms of oddness. In camp or out.

EDIT: I guess I should post a pic?
Well that's a real naked (half) barbarian

Needs more Thane Helmet.

[LadyDamodred]

Hmmm. Methinks I might see the problem. *experiments*

[Serissia]

KoP I counter your Conan with...

[Lady Jess]

Serissia wrote...

Lady Jess wrote...
Let's see...

1. Cheese fetish
2. Templar, raised in the chantry, yet obsessed with demonic statues
3. CHEESE!
4. Oh god the jokes!
5. Did I meation the CHEESE?

That's not an Alistair only fetish though, Maric had a thing for cheese too.  He actually speaks to the Wardens about a dream he had about Loghain and cheese at the beginning of The Calling. 

Maric wasn't quite as bad with the jokes but some of his thoughts to himself really do mirror Alistair's way of thinking.  My favorite is when Maric falls and he thinks to himself "Watch as King Maric tumbles to the ground like a fool!  See him bounce!".

I still think that Alistair's obession with magic is because he's Fiona's son. 

Curse you...How dare you parry me with logic! I reject your reality and substitute my own!

[LadyDamodred]

cmessaz wrote...

LadyDamodred wrote...

*is rapidly becoming irritated at Alistair for not doing the epic kill on an ogre* How many of these things I kill before he does it? Ugh!

2 words for ya. Forced deathblows.

I think the nakie mod is interfering.  It's like he starts to do do it, and then is stuck for a lil bit.

[KnightofPhoenix]

SurelyForth wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...
EDIT: I guess I should post a pic?
Well that's a real naked (half) barbarian

Needs more Thane Helmet.

How about this?

[Lady Jess]

cmessaz wrote...

Hey guys, with Alistair in BSC, am I correct when I say that elves only have the one cutscene with him? A remake of vanilla?

Crap, I'd check but I deleted the only elf I ever molested him with...my new one hasn't gotten to camp yet.

[Lady Jess]

LadyDamodred wrote...

cmessaz wrote...

LadyDamodred wrote...

*is rapidly becoming irritated at Alistair for not doing the epic kill on an ogre* How many of these things I kill before he does it? Ugh!

2 words for ya. Forced deathblows.

I think the nakie mod is interfering.  It's like he starts to do do it, and then is stuck for a lil bit.

I'd hestitate too if someone wanted me to put my dangly bits that close to an Ogre's very large mouth!

[SurelyForth]

How about this?

*considers carefully*

I will allow it.

[LadyDamodred]

Psssh.

Valeria kicks Red Sonja's ass.

[sylvanaerie]

LadyDamodred wrote...

cmessaz wrote...

LadyDamodred wrote...

*is rapidly becoming irritated at Alistair for not doing the epic kill on an ogre* How many of these things I kill before he does it? Ugh!

2 words for ya. Forced deathblows.

I think the nakie mod is interfering.  It's like he starts to do do it, and then is stuck for a lil bit.

so...he's humping the ogre???

[mellifera]

Serissia wrote...

yukidama wrote...

That is because cheese is magnificent and I weep every day my lactose intolerance gets worse ;3;

I feel for you, I have it too.  I can't drink normal milk at all without feeling wretched.  I still eat cheese though regardless, it's too good to pass up!

I know, every year it just gets a bit worse than the last. It makes me sad. I can't resist though. It's not quite so bad unless I eat lots of it, but I still pop a pill so that I don't have any, err, unsavory side effects.

sylvanaerie wrote...

yukidama wrote...

That
is because cheese is magnificent and I weep every day my lactose
intolerance gets worse ;3;

Cheese binds you up...you
don't need it....try to think of it that way.  And there are soy
alternatives that taste very close to cow's milk cheese.  (I use one I
get from the Commissary not cause I am lactose intolerant but just that I
prefer the flavor).

Oh I don't need it, I want it I can't keep away, haha. I should try looking into alternatives for the future when I can't cheat a little, there's just not much variety in my supermarket

[Thor Rand Al]

KnightofPhoenix wrote...
How about this?

ROFL  That's a scary look

[LadyDamodred]

sylvanaerie wrote...

LadyDamodred wrote...

cmessaz wrote...

LadyDamodred wrote...

*is rapidly becoming irritated at Alistair for not doing the epic kill on an ogre* How many of these things I kill before he does it? Ugh!

2 words for ya. Forced deathblows.

I think the nakie mod is interfering.  It's like he starts to do do it, and then is stuck for a lil bit.

so...he's humping the ogre???

No.  He's not doing anything.  This is the problem.

[cmessaz]

LadyDamodred wrote...

cmessaz wrote...

LadyDamodred wrote...

*is rapidly becoming irritated at Alistair for not doing the epic kill on an ogre* How many of these things I kill before he does it? Ugh!

2 words for ya. Forced deathblows.

I think the nakie mod is interfering.  It's like he starts to do do it, and then is stuck for a lil bit.

You have the mod? (forced deathblows)

Modifié par cmessaz, 19 avril 2010 - 03:16 .

[KnightofPhoenix]

Xena annihilates both Valeria and red sonja

[Serissia]

Oh yeah? Well, what about ninja Xena?!

[KnightofPhoenix]

Serissia wrote...

Oh yeah? Well, what about ninja Xena?!

....I finally found the purpose of all life and can die in peace....

[Miri1984]

YAY! Ninja Xena! It's back on on Sunday nights - I looove it.