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Alistair, post-coronation... and/or Alistair gush thread (Origins/Awakening Spoilers)


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#55851
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Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

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Herr Uhl wrote...

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EDIT: Reminder: Remember men, this is important if you ever die in our arms. Otherwise we doubt you ever really loved us.

*pops out*


Yes, because when we die, this is the only thing you girls would ever care about.
How nice.


They're like cats.



If they were like cats, I would love them more.


You love me, don't you Skadi? I'm very cat-like, I can even purr!^_^



You are an exceptionall strange specimen of female.

This coming from a female who thinks readers of Harlequin romance novels should be sent to forced labor camps.

So yes, I love you!:wizard:


Yay! -feels loved-

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Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...


They are like cats that needs to be reassured of themselves.



That is impossible due to the laws of the universe. Cats do not need reassurance because they know they are the supreme life forms.


What they do require however is worship.

#55853
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KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Kryyptehk wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...
I feel only love now Posted Image

Oh and Kryy *throws hot pepper on your tongue*.


Nom nom nom, mmmm, getting rewarded for being a petulant child. Life is good^_^


....*shoves brockolly down your throat*?


:o

Meep! KoP is attacking me! With brockolly at that!

I don't think Brockolly will be amused:lol:

#55854
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Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

They are like cats that needs to be reassured of themselves.



That is impossible due to the laws of the universe. Cats do not need reassurance because they know they are the supreme life forms.


The self-centered-ness is catlike. The reassurance thing is puppy-like.

#55855
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I've got to say, pissed Atton was pretty hot. I remember just how long it took to get his influence high enough to tell me the full story of his past on my DS playthrough instead of variations of 'mind your own business, I hate you.'


It's hard getting influence with him? I usually make Nar Shadda my first planet and I always get the story then. But he's like a puppy, just tell him he's done good and he'll like you :P

No, it's easy getting influence with him...unless you're playing a DS Exile who takes him everywhere. He got so pissed, so fast... It was both horrible and enticing...


You can just tell him it was the right thing to do and he'll believe you for most people. Just don't bring Kreia.

But I was evil. And crazy. Why would I care about blatantly transparent lies? Besides, pissed Atton...Posted Image

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KnightofPhoenix wrote...

....*shoves brockolly down your throat*?


:o

Meep! KoP is attacking me! With brockolly at that!

I don't think Brockolly will be amused:lol:


Who is Brockolly? I'd be amused at being shoved down someones throat.

#55857
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KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...


They are like cats that needs to be reassured of themselves.



That is impossible due to the laws of the universe. Cats do not need reassurance because they know they are the supreme life forms.


What they do require however is worship.



To which they are entitled to. Without it, the universe will implode.

#55858
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Kryyptehk wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Kryyptehk wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...
I feel only love now Posted Image

Oh and Kryy *throws hot pepper on your tongue*.


Nom nom nom, mmmm, getting rewarded for being a petulant child. Life is good^_^


....*shoves brockolly down your throat*?


:o

Meep! KoP is attacking me! With brockolly at that!

I don't think Brockolly will be amused:lol:


I actually can't even touch the thing, so I am not sure how I'll atttack you with it.

You mean Brockololly?
I don't think he minds being...eum.....in your throat...eum
No matter how I construct the sentence I have in mind, it just feels wrong Posted Image

#55859
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Herr Uhl wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

They are like cats that needs to be reassured of themselves.



That is impossible due to the laws of the universe. Cats do not need reassurance because they know they are the supreme life forms.


The self-centered-ness is catlike. The reassurance thing is puppy-like.



Sounds like 95% of the male population I know.

#55860
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Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

They are like cats that needs to be reassured of themselves.



That is impossible due to the laws of the universe. Cats do not need reassurance because they know they are the supreme life forms.


The self-centered-ness is catlike. The reassurance thing is puppy-like.



Sounds like 95% of the male population I know.


I never said that men are any better :whistle:

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I actually can't even touch the thing, so I am not sure how I'll atttack you with it.

You mean Brockololly?
I don't think he minds being...eum.....in your throat...eum
No matter how I construct the sentence I have in mind, it just feels wrong Posted Image



it is every possible shade of wrong.

Please continue. :wizard::o

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I never said that men are any better :whistle:


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it is only the male population that concerns me, because I restrict my mating activities and medical experiments to them.

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KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Kryyptehk wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Kryyptehk wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...
I feel only love now Posted Image

Oh and Kryy *throws hot pepper on your tongue*.


Nom nom nom, mmmm, getting rewarded for being a petulant child. Life is good^_^


....*shoves brockolly down your throat*?


:o

Meep! KoP is attacking me! With brockolly at that!

I don't think Brockolly will be amused:lol:


I actually can't even touch the thing, so I am not sure how I'll atttack you with it.

You mean Brockololly?
I don't think he minds being...eum.....in your throat...eum
No matter how I construct the sentence I have in mind, it just feels wrong Posted Image


Lol, that's how I feel about tomatoes -shudders- :sick:

Yeah, that's his name. Eh, it's close enough. And quit being perverted, we're about to get swooped:P

#55864
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Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...


I never said that men are any better :whistle:


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it is only the male population that concerns me, because I restrict my mating activities and medical experiments to them.


Pfft, straight people. Blight on the world, I tell ya. :P

#55865
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I never said that men are any better :whistle:


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it is only the male population that concerns me, because I restrict my mating activities and medical experiments to them.


Well, I restrict my mating activities to the females, unless that happens to change sometime. But I don't see that happening as of now.

I don't conduct medical experiments on either sex, yet.

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Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...


I actually can't even touch the thing, so I am not sure how I'll atttack you with it.

You mean Brockololly?
I don't think he minds being...eum.....in your throat...eum
No matter how I construct the sentence I have in mind, it just feels wrong Posted Image



it is every possible shade of wrong.

Please continue. Posted ImagePosted Image


Well I tried two different ways to say it.

1- "I don't think he minds being swallowed by you". That's wrong.
2- "I don't think he minds being shoved down your throat*. Wrong.

Poor poor (and lucky) Brockolloly Posted Image

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Lol, that's how I feel about tomatoes -shudders- :sick:


You do realise you just fell into my trap right? Muhahaha
*shoves tomotoes on tongue**

Kryyptehk wrote...
Yeah, that's his name. Eh, it's close enough. And quit being perverted, we're about to get swooped:P


You fear Alistairian barbarians will swoop down on us?

#55867
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Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...


I never said that men are any better :whistle:


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it is only the male population that concerns me, because I restrict my mating activities and medical experiments to them.


Pfft, straight people. Blight on the world, I tell ya. :P



Bah. Without us breeding them, gay and bisexual people wouldn't exist! Then they would have to resort to clong.

can you imagine Elton John cloning himself into infinity? or Rosie O'Donnel?

You see, if it wasn't for straight people, the only gay people on the planet would be old, ugly freaks!

#55868
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Bah. Without us breeding them, gay and bisexual people wouldn't exist! Then they would have to resort to clong.

can you imagine Elton John cloning himself into infinity? or Rosie O'Donnel?

You see, if it wasn't for straight people, the only gay people on the planet would be old, ugly freaks!


Bisexual people breed.

#55869
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[quote]KnightofPhoenix wrote...


Well I tried two different ways to say it.

1- "I don't think he minds being swallowed by you". That's wrong.
2- "I don't think he minds being shoved down your throat*. Wrong.

Poor poor (and lucky) Brockolloly Posted Image[/quote]

You're getting better and better!

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You fear Alistairian barbarians will swoop down on us?
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Only if you're lucky.:wizard:

#55870
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Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Kryyptehk wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...


I never said that men are any better :whistle:


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it is only the male population that concerns me, because I restrict my mating activities and medical experiments to them.


Pfft, straight people. Blight on the world, I tell ya. :P



Bah. Without us breeding them, gay and bisexual people wouldn't exist! Then they would have to resort to clong.

can you imagine Elton John cloning himself into infinity? or Rosie O'Donnel?

You see, if it wasn't for straight people, the only gay people on the planet would be old, ugly freaks!


Too true, too true. Besides, converting straight girls is half the fun. The other half is...well...y'know.

Also, KoP, I hate you. Don't PM me any more, because I won't respond. Excuse me while I go throw up.
And yes, Alistairian Barbarians are the most feared barbarians. Even more than the Mongols:P

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Too true, too true. Besides, converting straight girls is half the fun. The other half is...well...y'know.


So that doesn't count as loosing second virginity?

#55872
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Bah. Without us breeding them, gay and bisexual people wouldn't exist! Then they would have to resort to clong.

can you imagine Elton John cloning himself into infinity? or Rosie O'Donnel?

You see, if it wasn't for straight people, the only gay people on the planet would be old, ugly freaks!


Bisexual people breed.


Yep, I happen to be one of those. Though I tend to lean towards females in real life, men are just easier to flirt with:lol:

#55873
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Herr Uhl wrote...

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Bah. Without us breeding them, gay and bisexual people wouldn't exist! Then they would have to resort to clong.

can you imagine Elton John cloning himself into infinity? or Rosie O'Donnel?

You see, if it wasn't for straight people, the only gay people on the planet would be old, ugly freaks!


Bisexual people breed.



Not nearly with the frequency  that straight people do. And since gay people compose roughly 2-10% of the population, you need an aweful lot of breeding to keep those Pride Parades as an annual event.

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Too true, too true. Besides, converting straight girls is half the fun. The other half is...well...y'know.


So that doesn't count as loosing second virginity?


I've never...you know what, no I'm not getting into that. Let's just say no for now. Going into detail even the slightest would be TMI to the 11th degree:lol:

#55875
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Also, KoP, I hate you. Don't PM me any more, because I won't respond. Excuse me while I go throw up.
And yes, Alistairian Barbarians are the most feared barbarians. Even more than the Mongols:P


She'll be back. Posted Image