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Alistair, post-coronation... and/or Alistair gush thread (Origins/Awakening Spoilers)


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Kryyptehk wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

Kryyptehk wrote...

Too true, too true. Besides, converting straight girls is half the fun. The other half is...well...y'know.


So that doesn't count as loosing second virginity?


I've never...you know what, no I'm not getting into that. Let's just say no for now. Going into detail even the slightest would be TMI to the 11th degree:lol:


So, saying that you have sex with few males is not TMI, but females is. Odd cultural quirks.

*takes note*

Edit: I was wondering about your sources.

Modifié par Herr Uhl, 21 juillet 2010 - 12:17 .


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Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Kryyptehk wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...


I never said that men are any better :whistle:


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it is only the male population that concerns me, because I restrict my mating activities and medical experiments to them.


Pfft, straight people. Blight on the world, I tell ya. :P


(snip)

You see, if it wasn't for straight people, the only gay people on the planet would be old, ugly freaks!


All the good looking men usually turn out gay...  "Hides":P:ph34r: barring Elton John...

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Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

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Bah. Without us breeding them, gay and bisexual people wouldn't exist! Then they would have to resort to clong.

can you imagine Elton John cloning himself into infinity? or Rosie O'Donnel?

You see, if it wasn't for straight people, the only gay people on the planet would be old, ugly freaks!


Bisexual people breed.



Not nearly with the frequency  that straight people do. And since gay people compose roughly 2-10% of the population, you need an aweful lot of breeding to keep those Pride Parades as an annual event.

We're overpopulating the planet anyway...

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TheGrumpyOne wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Kryyptehk wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...


I never said that men are any better :whistle:


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it is only the male population that concerns me, because I restrict my mating activities and medical experiments to them.


Pfft, straight people. Blight on the world, I tell ya. :P


(snip)

You see, if it wasn't for straight people, the only gay people on the planet would be old, ugly freaks!


All the good looking men usually turn out gay...  "Hides":P:ph34r: barring Elton John...



I'm still trying to figure out where Elton John came from. i don't think it was a normal conception from humans.

Rosie O'Donnel was an science experiment turned bad.

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Herr Uhl wrote...

Kryyptehk wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

Kryyptehk wrote...

Too true, too true. Besides, converting straight girls is half the fun. The other half is...well...y'know.


So that doesn't count as loosing second virginity?


I've never...you know what, no I'm not getting into that. Let's just say no for now. Going into detail even the slightest would be TMI to the 11th degree:lol:


So, saying that you have sex with few males is not TMI, but females is. Odd cultural quirks.

*takes note*


Noooo, I'm saying I've never had sex with any girls. Mostly because a lot of the girls I've dated turned out to be Bisexual until Graduation. That's what I'm saying. So I've still only been with one man and no women, though I've dated more girls.

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Sarah1281 wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Bah. Without us breeding them, gay and bisexual people wouldn't exist! Then they would have to resort to clong.

can you imagine Elton John cloning himself into infinity? or Rosie O'Donnel?

You see, if it wasn't for straight people, the only gay people on the planet would be old, ugly freaks!


Bisexual people breed.



Not nearly with the frequency  that straight people do. And since gay people compose roughly 2-10% of the population, you need an aweful lot of breeding to keep those Pride Parades as an annual event.

We're overpopulating the planet anyway...



Not really. We are mismanaging our resources miserably.

Of course, overpopulation is even more reason to breed strictly gay people, to help offset the problems. Sort of like a biological fail-safe.

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Kryyptehk wrote...

Noooo, I'm saying I've never had sex with any girls. Mostly because a lot of the girls I've dated turned out to be Bisexual until Graduation. That's what I'm saying. So I've still only been with one man and no women, though I've dated more girls.


Then your sources are flawed!

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Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

TheGrumpyOne wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Kryyptehk wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...


I never said that men are any better :whistle:


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it is only the male population that concerns me, because I restrict my mating activities and medical experiments to them.


Pfft, straight people. Blight on the world, I tell ya. :P


(snip)

You see, if it wasn't for straight people, the only gay people on the planet would be old, ugly freaks!


All the good looking men usually turn out gay...  "Hides":P:ph34r: barring Elton John...



I'm still trying to figure out where Elton John came from. i don't think it was a normal conception from humans.

Rosie O'Donnel was an science experiment turned bad.


His father must of breeded with a pug dog? That best explains it.
Rosie O'Donnel was cloned by Disney, using the DNA of Elizabeth Taylor and an elephant  "Possibly dumbo?"...

Modifié par TheGrumpyOne, 21 juillet 2010 - 12:26 .


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@ TheGrumpyOne: I don't think I mentioned this before so...you're current avatar is really hot. Posted Image

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TheGrumpyOne wrote...


His father most of breeded with a pug dog? That best explains it.
Rosie O'Donnel was cloned by Disney, using the DNA of Elizabeth Taylor and an elephant  "Possibly dumbo?"...



That explains much.

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Sarah1281 wrote...

@ TheGrumpyOne: I don't think I mentioned this before so...you're current avatar is really hot. Posted Image


Agreed -fans self-

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*snuggles Ron in the corner while everyone else swoons over Grumpy's avatar* Hmph!

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Sandtigress wrote...

*snuggles Ron in the corner while everyone else swoons over Grumpy's avatar* Hmph!


*throws rocks at Kara for obstructing the view of Ron*

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*runs off with Alistair while everyone is distracted by Grumpy and Ron*



I can't sleep


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Sandtigress wrote...

*snuggles Ron in the corner while everyone else swoons over Grumpy's avatar* Hmph!


*Already snuggling Morrigan despite the loud noise outside*
Hmm? Did anyone want something? no? Then be quiet!!

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Zyanic wrote...

*runs off with Alistair while everyone is distracted by Grumpy and Ron*

I can't sleep


Yes I am pretty sure you didn't run off with Alistair, just to sleep.

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I have no idea what you might mean KoP

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#55893
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Zyanic wrote...

I can't sleep


*welcomes to club*

We have free caffeine for the mornings.

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@ KoP



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Sarah1281 wrote...

@ TheGrumpyOne: I don't think I mentioned this before so...you're current avatar is really hot. Posted Image


:wub:Thanks. "boosts ego"  I've said this before "That was modeled on my face."

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Herr Uhl wrote...

Zyanic wrote...

I can't sleep


*welcomes to club*

We have free caffeine for the mornings.


I live off a coca-cola, since I tend to stay up 'til 3 to 6 am. I think I went to bed at 10 am today-_-

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Kryyptehk wrote...

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@ TheGrumpyOne: I don't think I mentioned this before so...you're current avatar is really hot. Posted Image


Agreed -fans self-


I love you too..:wub::D

#55898
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TheGrumpyOne wrote...

Kryyptehk wrote...

Sarah1281 wrote...

@ TheGrumpyOne: I don't think I mentioned this before so...you're current avatar is really hot. Posted Image


Agreed -fans self-


I love you too..:wub::D


Hey, I'd be willing to cross dress if you know what I mean -waggles eyebrows-;)

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Kryyptehk wrote...

TheGrumpyOne wrote...

Kryyptehk wrote...

Sarah1281 wrote...

@ TheGrumpyOne: I don't think I mentioned this before so...you're current avatar is really hot. Posted Image


Agreed -fans self-


I love you too..:wub::D


Hey, I'd be willing to cross dress if you know what I mean -waggles eyebrows-;)


Is this conversation going the way I think it's gone?

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Herr Uhl wrote...

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*snuggles Ron in the corner while everyone else swoons over Grumpy's avatar* Hmph!


*throws rocks at Kara for obstructing the view of Ron*


Hey you know Ron would totally defend Kara.  She had his kid after all!!



Baaaaaaaaah, another one!!!

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Alistair protecting Kara from the rocks then!

Modifié par Sandtigress, 21 juillet 2010 - 12:43 .