SurelyForth wrote...
Friday afternoon silliness! A discussion with Sandtigress regarding Alistair hopping borders led me to this:
Alistair: I thought there would be, you know, travel involved. But so far "border hopping" seems a lot like making me blush. Nakedly.
Zevran: Oh, my handsome templar. All journeys need to start somewhere, do they not?
Alistair: *blushes*
Zevran:
Then Sandi pointed out that there would be massages and oils and baths, etc. until Alistair got the clue and ran off to hide behind his fellow Warden. So...
Ron: You got all the way to the naked bathing and massage oils before you figured out what was going on?
Alistair: He told me it was an Orlesian custom and they'd make fun of me if I went there smelling like wet dog.
Ron: I wouldn't believe that and I'm Dalish.
Alistair: I was raised by the Chantry!
Ron: And you make fun of me for falling for "It's cold in my tent."
Alistair: I'll never say anything ever again if you forget this happened.
Ron: Deal. I have to warn you though, only the Creators know what you'll have to agree to to keep Zevran from talking.
Zevran: *lurking in hallway* Perhaps an Antivan Milk Sandwich?
Alistair: Oooh, is Antivan Milk a type of cheese?
Ron: *sigh*
lmao!! I love this. It should be turned into a little comic strip, I can see it in my head!
Sigh, with that, I guess it's to work for me.




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