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SurelyForth wrote...

Friday afternoon silliness! A discussion with Sandtigress regarding Alistair hopping borders led me to this:

Alistair: I thought there would be, you know, travel involved. But so far "border hopping" seems a lot like making me blush. Nakedly.
Zevran: Oh, my handsome templar. All journeys need to start somewhere, do they not?
Alistair: *blushes*
Zevran: Posted Image

Then Sandi pointed out that there would be massages and oils and baths, etc. until Alistair got the clue and ran off to hide behind his fellow Warden. So...

Ron: You got all the way to the naked bathing and massage oils before you figured out what was going on?
Alistair: He told me it was an Orlesian custom and they'd make fun of me if I went there smelling like wet dog.
Ron: I wouldn't believe that and I'm Dalish.
Alistair: I was raised by the Chantry!
Ron: And you make fun of me for falling for "It's cold in my tent."
Alistair: I'll never say anything ever again if you forget this happened.
Ron: Deal. I have to warn you though, only the Creators know what you'll have to agree to to keep Zevran from talking.
Zevran: *lurking in hallway* Perhaps an Antivan Milk Sandwich?
Alistair: Oooh, is Antivan Milk a type of cheese?
Ron: *sigh*


lmao!! I love this. It should be turned into a little comic strip, I can see it in my head! 

Sigh, with that, I guess it's to work for me.

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SurelyForth wrote...

Friday afternoon silliness! A discussion with Sandtigress regarding Alistair hopping borders led me to this:

Alistair: I thought there would be, you know, travel involved. But so far "border hopping" seems a lot like making me blush. Nakedly.
Zevran: Oh, my handsome templar. All journeys need to start somewhere, do they not?
Alistair: *blushes*
Zevran: Posted Image

Then Sandi pointed out that there would be massages and oils and baths, etc. until Alistair got the clue and ran off to hide behind his fellow Warden. So...

Ron: You got all the way to the naked bathing and massage oils before you figured out what was going on?
Alistair: He told me it was an Orlesian custom and they'd make fun of me if I went there smelling like wet dog.
Ron: I wouldn't believe that and I'm Dalish.
Alistair: I was raised by the Chantry!
Ron: And you make fun of me for falling for "It's cold in my tent."
Alistair: I'll never say anything ever again if you forget this happened.
Ron: Deal. I have to warn you though, only the Creators know what you'll have to agree to to keep Zevran from talking.
Zevran: *lurking in hallway* Perhaps an Antivan Milk Sandwich?
Alistair: Oooh, is Antivan Milk a type of cheese?
Ron: *sigh*


*is still giggling*  :lol::lol:

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Sandtigress wrote...

SurelyForth wrote...

Friday afternoon silliness! A discussion with Sandtigress regarding Alistair hopping borders led me to this:

Alistair: I thought there would be, you know, travel involved. But so far "border hopping" seems a lot like making me blush. Nakedly.
Zevran: Oh, my handsome templar. All journeys need to start somewhere, do they not?
Alistair: *blushes*
Zevran: Posted Image

Then Sandi pointed out that there would be massages and oils and baths, etc. until Alistair got the clue and ran off to hide behind his fellow Warden. So...

Ron: You got all the way to the naked bathing and massage oils before you figured out what was going on?
Alistair: He told me it was an Orlesian custom and they'd make fun of me if I went there smelling like wet dog.
Ron: I wouldn't believe that and I'm Dalish.
Alistair: I was raised by the Chantry!
Ron: And you make fun of me for falling for "It's cold in my tent."
Alistair: I'll never say anything ever again if you forget this happened.
Ron: Deal. I have to warn you though, only the Creators know what you'll have to agree to to keep Zevran from talking.
Zevran: *lurking in hallway* Perhaps an Antivan Milk Sandwich?
Alistair: Oooh, is Antivan Milk a type of cheese?
Ron: *sigh*


*is still giggling*  :lol::lol:



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SurelyForth wrote...

Friday afternoon silliness! A discussion with Sandtigress regarding Alistair hopping borders led me to this:

Alistair: I thought there would be, you know, travel involved. But so far "border hopping" seems a lot like making me blush. Nakedly.
Zevran: Oh, my handsome templar. All journeys need to start somewhere, do they not?
Alistair: *blushes*
Zevran: Posted Image

Then Sandi pointed out that there would be massages and oils and baths, etc. until Alistair got the clue and ran off to hide behind his fellow Warden. So...

Ron: You got all the way to the naked bathing and massage oils before you figured out what was going on?
Alistair: He told me it was an Orlesian custom and they'd make fun of me if I went there smelling like wet dog.
Ron: I wouldn't believe that and I'm Dalish.
Alistair: I was raised by the Chantry!
Ron: And you make fun of me for falling for "It's cold in my tent."
Alistair: I'll never say anything ever again if you forget this happened.
Ron: Deal. I have to warn you though, only the Creators know what you'll have to agree to to keep Zevran from talking.
Zevran: *lurking in hallway* Perhaps an Antivan Milk Sandwich?
Alistair: Oooh, is Antivan Milk a type of cheese?
Ron: *sigh*


Poor Alistair....I demand a fanfic series with these three!

I am trying so hard not to romance Alistair on my Maya Brosca run, any help or tips?

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sabreene wrote...

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Damn you lucky bastards and being here when it's your birthday. I will be on vacation for mine, and thusly will miss all these nice Alistair-themed presents.

*mopes in the corner*


Alistair can celebrate your return from vacation, instead!

He'll be waiting for you!
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Yummy and I want that armor....Posted ImagePosted ImagePosted Image

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TotoroTori wrote...

I am trying so hard not to romance Alistair on my Maya Brosca run, any help or tips?


Don't talk to him.... That is my only suggestion....

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hollirae wrote...

TotoroTori wrote...

I am trying so hard not to romance Alistair on my Maya Brosca run, any help or tips?


Don't talk to him.... That is my only suggestion....

Or, failing that, any time the word 'friend' comes up in dialogue, use it. Also, he's very inexperienced so whenever you mention you care about him without also using the word friend then he assumes, correctly or incorrectly, that you're hitting on him.

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TotoroTori wrote...

SurelyForth wrote...

Friday afternoon silliness! A discussion with Sandtigress regarding Alistair hopping borders led me to this:

Alistair: I thought there would be, you know, travel involved. But so far "border hopping" seems a lot like making me blush. Nakedly.
Zevran: Oh, my handsome templar. All journeys need to start somewhere, do they not?
Alistair: *blushes*
Zevran: Posted Image

Then Sandi pointed out that there would be massages and oils and baths, etc. until Alistair got the clue and ran off to hide behind his fellow Warden. So...

Ron: You got all the way to the naked bathing and massage oils before you figured out what was going on?
Alistair: He told me it was an Orlesian custom and they'd make fun of me if I went there smelling like wet dog.
Ron: I wouldn't believe that and I'm Dalish.
Alistair: I was raised by the Chantry!
Ron: And you make fun of me for falling for "It's cold in my tent."
Alistair: I'll never say anything ever again if you forget this happened.
Ron: Deal. I have to warn you though, only the Creators know what you'll have to agree to to keep Zevran from talking.
Zevran: *lurking in hallway* Perhaps an Antivan Milk Sandwich?
Alistair: Oooh, is Antivan Milk a type of cheese?
Ron: *sigh*


Poor Alistair....I demand a fanfic series with these three!

I am trying so hard not to romance Alistair on my Maya Brosca run, any help or tips?


Turn him down gently, you will only have to do this once. Alistair will stop flirting with you.

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Sarah1281 wrote...

hollirae wrote...

TotoroTori wrote...

I am trying so hard not to romance Alistair on my Maya Brosca run, any help or tips?


Don't talk to him.... That is my only suggestion....

Or, failing that, any time the word 'friend' comes up in dialogue, use it. Also, he's very inexperienced so whenever you mention you care about him without also using the word friend then he assumes, correctly or incorrectly, that you're hitting on him.


Okay any dialog with friend got it because I am so romancing Maya's ass with Zevran even got a mod where I can get Zev after Loarthering

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TotoroTori wrote...

Sarah1281 wrote...

hollirae wrote...

TotoroTori wrote...

I am trying so hard not to romance Alistair on my Maya Brosca run, any help or tips?


Don't talk to him.... That is my only suggestion....

Or, failing that, any time the word 'friend' comes up in dialogue, use it. Also, he's very inexperienced so whenever you mention you care about him without also using the word friend then he assumes, correctly or incorrectly, that you're hitting on him.


Okay any dialog with friend got it because I am so romancing Maya's ass with Zevran even got a mod where I can get Zev after Loarthering


Yeah the friend angle should work ( i've never tried it).  Always a Alistair romancer.....It is so hard to not romance him....Posted ImagePosted Image

#56886
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The only time I didn't romance Alistair, I as downright mean to him so he'd hate me. Otherwise he'd say something adorable and I'd jump his bones.

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Mel_Redux wrote...

The only time I didn't romance Alistair, I as downright mean to him so he'd hate me. Otherwise he'd say something adorable and I'd jump his bones.



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I really don't get it. Is it actually difficult to not pick the choices or do you just give up and decide next playthrough you can romance someone different?

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Sarah1281 wrote...

I really don't get it. Is it actually difficult to not pick the choices or do you just give up and decide next playthrough you can romance someone different?



I think it is becaue how sweet and innocent he is...Ok maybe that's taking it too far.  I did make an elf try to romance Zevran but Alistair always gets to them first.  So then by the time you pick up Zev you are a little late my boy Ali's already there.

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My birthday is the day before Valentine's guys. Remember this. /wacky



LOOK WHAT I GOT! Bosom hugging picture as promised. I'll take more later if you guys want <3



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okiness wrote...

My birthday is the day before Valentine's guys. Remember this. /wacky

LOOK WHAT I GOT! Bosom hugging picture as promised. I'll take more later if you guys want

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Oh, those are adorable! Posted Image

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okiness wrote...

My birthday is the day before Valentine's guys. Remember this. /wacky

LOOK WHAT I GOT! Bosom hugging picture as promised. I'll take more later if you guys want

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Cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute!!!  I want I want I want.

Though I want Ron and Kara...  :P  But I want an Alistair too!!!!

lol And I will probably actually remember your birthday, because it's just a few days after mine, and the day before my mom's!

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okiness wrote...

LOOK WHAT I GOT! Bosom hugging picture as promised. I'll take more later if you guys want
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The world needs more plushies.

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Herr Uhl wrote...

okiness wrote...

LOOK WHAT I GOT! Bosom hugging picture as promised. I'll take more later if you guys want
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The world needs more plushies.

Would it set off your Weebo senses if mentioned that I have four plushies but they're all from Naruto? Posted Image

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Sarah: I have 4 other plushies from Bleach LOL



Glad you guys like them. I'm in loove. :)))

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Sarah1281 wrote...

Would it set off your Weebo senses if mentioned that I have four plushies but they're all from Naruto? Posted Image


They are plushies, but then again it gives a weeabo vibe. I'll let you get away with it this time.

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sabreene wrote...

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edit, for ToP:

It's not a :wub::wub: Alistair-morph like the others, but it fits with the morph-Ali topic being discussed!
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I <3 this.  Hilarious.  You should tweet it to SV.


I'd be too embarassed to tweet it to him. :blush: But I love it too! Ahh, Alistair worship :D


I'm scared to tweet him, too, but I bet he'd get a kick out of it.  Maybe we can get Sandi to do it.  She's like the madam of this little harem, on Twitter at least.  Then we can hide behind her, giggling like schoolgirls.  Hehe,


lol OKay, this is from a few hours ago, but I just sent this.

@Stevevalentine A little Alistair tribute from his gush thread - they said I should send it to you! http://bit.ly/9UheDG We <3 Alistair!

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@Stevevalentine A little Alistair tribute from his gush thread - they said I should send it to you! http://bit.ly/9UheDG We <3 Alistair!

Ha!  You're the best.

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I have a Jack Frost plushie, does that count as weeaboo?

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I have plushies of Vivi from FFIX, Kirara from Inuyasha, and Sumomo from Chobits!

But I neeeeeeeed an Alistair plushie! And one of Ron and Kara! With removable baby Ronkarisha! XD


A little different ToP!

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This is my bear Gareth.  My ex gave him to me as a Valentine's present, but I am strongly considering stripping him of his adorable costume and getting a new bear, to be named Alistair, of course.  If you can't see it, he has a little rose instead of a sword, and he came with a shield covered in hearts.  Perfect.  :wub:  Gareth can have a new outfit!

Modifié par Sandtigress, 23 juillet 2010 - 09:25 .