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Alistair, post-coronation... and/or Alistair gush thread (Origins/Awakening Spoilers)


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#6976
SurelyForth

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Addai67 wrote...

SurelyForth, we really need help. You know that, right? LOL


Oh, I know. It's funny, because NBAs and the occasional need to test out mod or a hear a dialogue with Anders are the only reasons I've been firing up the game since I started writing this stupid exiled Alistair story. It's nice to pop into the game and get a few giggles whilst ogling Ali's fine pixel arms.

I'm not LD, but I have a glare photo:
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Modifié par SurelyForth, 21 avril 2010 - 10:46 .


#6977
mellifera

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Lol, I accidentally clicked on Alistair and this is the position they were in when I ended the non-conversation.

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So indecent, and right in front of the chantry? Kids these days.

#6978
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KnightofPhoenix wrote...

LadyDamodred, I am still waiting for your glare screenies ;)


Meh...  I wish I had kept my save right before we met Morrigan.  Now I have to run through the friggin wilds again.

*grumbles*

#6979
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yukidama wrote...

Lol, I accidentally clicked on Alistair and this is the position they were in when I ended the non-conversation.

Alistair needs a... um, hug.  <3

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Addai67 wrote...

yukidama wrote...

Lol, I accidentally clicked on Alistair and this is the position they were in when I ended the non-conversation.

Alistair needs a... um, hug.  <3


He needs to keep it in his crotch... armor... plate... codpiece... whatever.

#6981
KnightofPhoenix

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SurelyForth wrote...
I'm not LD, but I have a glare photo:
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Green eyes. Me likey Posted Image

#6982
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yukidama wrote...

He needs to keep it in his crotch... armor... plate... codpiece... whatever.

Maybe in front of the Chantry.  Otherwise, y'know...

#6983
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Wow, this thread is a force.  Can anything stop it?

yukidama wrote...

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Aww, poor Alistair... he's so confused.  Someone tell him it doesn't work with plate armor on.

#6984
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Axekix wrote...

yukidama wrote...

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Aww, poor Alistair... he's so confused.  Someone tell him it doesn't work with plate armor on.


You can even see the implied facepalm dog is making.

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Oh, are we posting glare pictures now?

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*runs and hides* I only kid because I love you guys!



@Knight- funny, I have green eyes. ;)

#6986
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nranola wrote...

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Reality check courtesy of Aimo. 8D

In all fairness the leather wouldn't stop that arrow, either. Not to mention she was shot through the back which is actually protected Posted Image

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Axekix wrote...

Aww, poor Alistair... he's so confused.  Someone tell him it doesn't work with plate armor on.

Well, you'd have to be able to remove the codpiece to do your business, right?  So....

Sten:  Why are we stopping?
femPC:  Um, Alistair and I will be... around that corner.  Grey Warden business.
***
Leliana: What is that clanking noise?
Wynne:  Maker's breath, is a little decorum too much to ask?
Zevran:  I hope they remembered to lube.
Oghren:  I'm gonna go watch.
Dog:  *jealous barking*
Morrigan:  Does anyone else feel the urge to vomit?

#6988
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Addai67 wrote...

Axekix wrote...

Aww, poor Alistair... he's so confused.  Someone tell him it doesn't work with plate armor on.

Well, you'd have to be able to remove the codpiece to do your business, right?  So....

Sten:  Why are we stopping?
femPC:  Um, Alistair and I will be... around that corner.  Grey Warden business.
***
Leliana: What is that clanking noise?
Wynne:  Maker's breath, is a little decorum too much to ask?
Zevran:  I hope they remembered to lube.
Oghren:  I'm gonna go watch.
Dog:  *jealous barking*
Morrigan:  Does anyone else feel the urge to vomit?


A wonderful story for future generations. "Did grandfather ever tell you about the time he saw King Alistair(/King Maric's Bastard Son) banging the Queen(/Hero of Ferelden) outside the Chantry in Denerim?"

Modifié par yukidama, 21 avril 2010 - 11:10 .


#6989
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yukidama wrote...

Addai67 wrote...

Axekix wrote...

Aww, poor Alistair... he's so confused.  Someone tell him it doesn't work with plate armor on.

Well, you'd have to be able to remove the codpiece to do your business, right?  So....

Sten:  Why are we stopping?
femPC:  Um, Alistair and I will be... around that corner.  Grey Warden business.
***
Leliana: What is that clanking noise?
Wynne:  Maker's breath, is a little decorum too much to ask?
Zevran:  I hope they remembered to lube.
Oghren:  I'm gonna go watch.
Dog:  *jealous barking*
Morrigan:  Does anyone else feel the urge to vomit?


A wonderful story for future generations. "Did grandfather ever tell you about the time he saw King Alistair(/King Maric's Bastard Son) banging the Queen(/Hero of Ferelden) outside the Chantry in Denerim?"


Aww, good times <3 :lol:

#6990
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Nonvita wrote...

Oh, are we posting glare pictures now?

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*runs and hides* I only kid because I love you guys!



@Knight- funny, I have green eyes. ;)


Alistair is that bad isn't he? Posted Image

I didn't think it was possible, but now I love you more Posted Image

#6991
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KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Alistair is that bad isn't he? Posted Image

 

Tsk, we know you're just jealous.

But seriously, what's with the demon eyes?  I take it that was supposed to be bedroom eyes or something?

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KnightofPhoenix wrote...
LadyDamodred, I am still waiting for your glare screenies ;)


Here!
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Damn, she is hot.  :/

#6993
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Merilsell wrote...

yukidama wrote...

Addai67 wrote...

Axekix wrote...

Aww, poor Alistair... he's so confused.  Someone tell him it doesn't work with plate armor on.

Well, you'd have to be able to remove the codpiece to do your business, right?  So....

Sten:  Why are we stopping?
femPC:  Um, Alistair and I will be... around that corner.  Grey Warden business.
***
Leliana: What is that clanking noise?
Wynne:  Maker's breath, is a little decorum too much to ask?
Zevran:  I hope they remembered to lube.
Oghren:  I'm gonna go watch.
Dog:  *jealous barking*
Morrigan:  Does anyone else feel the urge to vomit?


A wonderful story for future generations. "Did grandfather ever tell you about the time he saw King Alistair(/King Maric's Bastard Son) banging the Queen(/Hero of Ferelden) outside the Chantry in Denerim?"


Aww, good times <3 :lol:


"Ugh, not this again, grandpa!" While all your creepy little friends who've never heard the story shout PLZ DO GO ON SIR.

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Addai67 wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Alistair is that bad isn't he? Posted Image

 

Tsk, we know you're just jealous.

But seriously, what's with the demon eyes?  I take it that was supposed to be bedroom eyes or something?


I dunno what it was supposed to be, but it made me sad. All that waiting and waiting for Alistair to hop in the tent, and that hideous face awaited. Poor Alistair. :pinched:


Sorely lacking in Alistair shots atm, but he does look damn fine in this one:
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#6995
KnightofPhoenix

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LadyDamodred wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...
LadyDamodred, I am still waiting for your glare screenies ;)


Here!
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Damn, she is hot.  :/


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I would proudly call her Queen of Ferelden.

#6996
LadyDamodred

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KnightofPhoenix wrote...

LadyDamodred wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...
LadyDamodred, I am still waiting for your glare screenies ;)


Here!
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Damn, she is hot.  :/


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I would proudly call her Queen of Ferelden.


Damn tootin'!  Posted Image

#6997
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This thread isn't going to turn into a hotness contest is it?


(Because if it is, I'm game. :devil:)

#6998
mellifera

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A beauty pageant? I'll sit that one out :lol:

#6999
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Nonvita wrote...

I dunno what it was supposed to be, but it made me sad. All that waiting and waiting for Alistair to hop in the tent, and that hideous face awaited. Poor Alistair. :pinched:

Heh, I know.  Looks like any minute her head is going to start turning 360 degrees.

Another thing that tmp got right in the mild scenes mod.  Bedroom eyes without the crazy.

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Ohoh, does that mean I can post more dwarfsexytime pics? Just because a thread isn't really hot unless it's got dwarf sexytime pics!

Edit: LOVELY. Top of the page.  Yep, my style, and now I need to come up with an Alistair picture.  I don't have any more :crying:

Ummm, Alistair is IN this one...

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Hmmm, the ONE dwarf sexytime picture I have kinda is not of Alistair and is very dark. My good one got banned!

Ok, it's not Alistair, and it's dark enough you can't see a thing, but DWARF SEXYTIME INC!

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Ok, lame, I know. Sorry. I'll go back to the Zevran thread now.

Modifié par ejoslin, 21 avril 2010 - 11:35 .