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Alistair, post-coronation... and/or Alistair gush thread (Origins/Awakening Spoilers)


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Nonvita

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Serissia wrote...

Mine as well go for the gold then; sagging moobs, 3rd nipple and parasitic twin.


No. That would make the world implode. :o

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Yup, the true reason they keep him covered up is because everyone would go mad with desire and start killing each other.

#8253
Skadi_the_Evil_Elf

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Now i really wanna see Eamon nekkid.

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You know, Eamon isn't even fifty. He wears armor and carries a two-handed sword and still fights. I don't think it would be that awful.

Modifié par LadyDamodred, 26 avril 2010 - 01:28 .


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Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Merilsell wrote...

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Exactly my sentiments after watching it. I should have read the comments first, but I didn't. Though it would be something silly, like Alistair or male Cousland discovering on their wedding night that Anora is a she-male or something.

So much for wishful thinking. Sigh. I don't even think brain bleach will cure that. Only a 40 caliber slug might do the trick.


ROFL Skadi you never fail to make me laugh my ass off!

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There's that mod wand that lets you strip people naked. It's a pity it can't be used in conversations.

Eamon, "Blah, blah, blah and I will have to stand by Loghain if Alistair isn't my ****."

PC Choices:
You intend to put Alistair forward as King?
Alistair would make a terrible King!
I think it's a great idea.
(use nudity wand on Eamon)

Modifié par Serissia, 26 avril 2010 - 01:28 .


#8257
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Serissia wrote...

There's that mod wand that lets you strip people naked. It's a pity it can't be used in conversations.

Eamon, "Blah, blah, blah and I will have to stand by Loghain if Alistair isn't my ****."

PC Choices:
You intend to put Alistair forward as King?
Alistair would make a terrible King!
I think it's a great idea.
(use nudity wand on Eamon)



Ohhh.........the possibilities churning in my very sick mind at the moment....

*does Oghren pervo laugh**

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*shudder*



We need more happy things here and less disturbing. While the laziness has groped me fully what concerns my own writing on "Of Elves and humans" (sigh) , I discovered a nice ficlet, I enjoy reading myself.



http://www.fanfictio.../Obscure_Heroes



It's an Alistair-centered FF, started at age 10 where he is put into the chantry until he is recruited by Duncan. Lots of details and I truly can imagine that it happened this way.



The author maybe here, as well? I just want to say that I love it <3

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Teagan is all like.. wtf is going on w/ your beard bro?

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LadyDamodred wrote...

You know, Eamon isn't even fifty. He wears armor and carries a two-handed sword and still fights. I don't think it would be that awful.


Yeah, that santa claus beard makes him look about 100 years older than he actually is.

Plus, it's fun to make fun of him :devil:

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OOOH I just got done doing Redcliffe and sacrificing Isolde today. Angry Teagan is SO HOT! I got lots of piccies...just can't post them *sigh*

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For more pleasant imagery..



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Merilsell wrote...

*shudder*

We need more happy things here and less disturbing. While the laziness has groped me fully what concerns my own writing on "Of Elves and humans" (sigh) , I discovered a nice ficlet, I enjoy reading myself.

http://www.fanfictio.../Obscure_Heroes

It's an Alistair-centered FF, started at age 10 where he is put into the chantry until he is recruited by Duncan. Lots of details and I truly can imagine that it happened this way.

The author maybe here, as well? I just want to say that I love it <3


Yeah, I enjoy Miri's stuff.  We squee back and forth over the community creations forum.  She's my homegirl.  ^_^

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sylvanaerie wrote...

OOOH I just got done doing Redcliffe and sacrificing Isolde today. Angry Teagan is SO HOT! I got lots of piccies...just can't post them *sigh*


MS Paint.  ^_^

You know, I have never sacrificed Isolde or killed Connor.  Should I try it at least once?  Just for angry Teagan?

Modifié par LadyDamodred, 26 avril 2010 - 01:46 .


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Skadi_the_Evil_Elf

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You get pissed off Teagan if you abadon the village too. It is indeed HAWT.



I need to play evil more often. Pissed off Teagan and Alistair are aphrodisiacs.

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Teagan doesn't get mad cause you sacrificed Isolde or Connor. He is actually very pragmatic about it. He gets mad at ISOLDE for being such a stupid cow and causing all this mess in the first place and tells her off while you decide what to do. First time I did it today I said I was going to kill Connor (Just cause I love to torture her) but ended up having Jowan do his thing with Morri going into the Fade. Wynne, that old stick in the mud takes a whopping -10 for it so she wasn't in my group at that point.

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Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

You get pissed off Teagan if you abadon the village too. It is indeed HAWT.

I need to play evil more often. Pissed off Teagan and Alistair are aphrodisiacs.


Pissed off Alistair, especially. WHY can't the hate speech be followed by angry hate sex? :crying: It might be the hottest thing ever.

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Especially since MORRIGAN can get angry hate sex with him...

#8269
sylvanaerie

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She can have the angry hate sex. My PC would much rather have the loving kind. And TMP's scenes so fit the moment!

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sylvanaerie wrote...

She can have the angry hate sex. My PC would much rather have the loving kind. And TMP's scenes so fit the moment!


I just finished the circle, as a mage...and dragged Alistair to the tent for mind erasing sex...then I realized that ALL THREE BSC mods for female elf are the same with him. I use the combined mod, but found it fun to have BSC still installed too, so "lets go to sleep" gives you BSC instantly followed by vanilla. But...my elf bsc scene never varies...and she keeps coming out of his armpit, which is truly disturbing...

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OMG you people are so demented. Laughing so hard the tears are streaming.

#8272
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Nonvita wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

You get pissed off Teagan if you abadon the village too. It is indeed HAWT.

I need to play evil more often. Pissed off Teagan and Alistair are aphrodisiacs.


Pissed off Alistair, especially. WHY can't the hate speech be followed by angry hate sex? :crying: It might be the hottest thing ever.



I know. We totally get gyped there.

I demand hate sex with Alistair! We must make a petition!

Or a mod...:devil:

#8273
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I'd have to imagine there's a certain amount of angst/grief sex with Alistair in the game. Like after RtO. Lots of grief sex right there.

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LadyDamodred wrote...

I'd have to imagine there's a certain amount of angst/grief sex with Alistair in the game. Like after RtO. Lots of grief sex right there.


Well it wasn't tragic for me until I came out of the royal armpit...thats just asking too much! *looks to zev for comfort*

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LadyDamodred wrote...

I'd have to imagine there's a certain amount of angst/grief sex with Alistair in the game. Like after RtO. Lots of grief sex right there.

Grief sex?  Is that when you cry afterwards (or during :blink:). 

Sounds... bad.