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Oh, man! I just found the best/worst VO comments ever. Unfortunately, they aren't Alistair related, but they're incredible nonetheless. From the HN's confrontation with Howe:

Howe: Well, look here. Bryce Cousland's little spitfire, all grown up and still playing the man.(Bemused. "I'm surpised to see my old dead friend's ****** of a daughter show up here.")
Howe: Your parents died on their knees, your brother's corpse rots in Ostagar, and his brat was burned on a scrap heap along with his Antivan **** of a wife.(Itemized, trying to crush the player with the weight of his cruelty.
Howe: I never thought you'd be fool enough to turn up here. But then I never thought you'd live, either. (Staredown. "I thought I killed you. Even if I didn't, I thought you were a loser.")
Howe: Is this about your family? Still? But I have done so much more than wipe your name from Ferelden memory. (Bemused, then very threatening "You're still stuck on that murdering your parents thing? But I hurt you so much more than that.")
Howe: I made your mother kiss my feet as she died. It was the last thing your father saw. Meet my sword and try to change that! (Last line before the fight he thinks he'll win. Trying to rattle the player with his cruelty. "I did the worst thing ever, I enjoyed it, and even if you win, you can't make it go away.")

Damn

Also, I have logged 710 hours on my PC version of DA alone (I had four playthroughs on the PS3). I'm going to lay down in the road now.

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Oh, I didn't think you were giving 'tude at all!  I don't know how it is with others, but for me, any form on entertainment comes with me immediately doing stuff with it in my head.  For RPGs, especially awesome ones like DA, it's especially easy.  The fanfic that I do tends to be directly related to my games, my "canon" game in particular.  The two are basically intertwined.  I don't know if this is common, however.

I'm glad you weren't offended.  A lot of people on this thread seem to write it.  I have nothing against the concept of fanfiction, it's just that when I've read it, it's mostly been eye-bleedingly bad.  I used to do Tolkien MUSH, which is basically all fanfiction, but when I'd look on the internet to see what people were doing with the canon characters I was playing, I'd come across all sorts of horrors.

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SurelyForth wrote...

Howe: I made your mother kiss my feet as she died. It was the last thing your father saw. Meet my sword and try to change that! (Last line before the fight he thinks he'll win. Trying to rattle the player with his cruelty. "I did the worst thing ever, I enjoyed it, and even if you win, you can't make it go away.")

I've never gotten those lines!

Some of the Howe exchange doesn't make sense to me.  You get a Persuade with him where you say "I'm a Grey Warden."  Why does his face and voice change when you say this? Did he not know you were a Grey Warden??

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SurelyForth wrote...

Oh, man! I just found the best/worst VO comments ever. Unfortunately, they aren't Alistair related, but they're incredible nonetheless. From the HN's confrontation with Howe:

Howe: Well, look here. Bryce Cousland's little spitfire, all grown up and still playing the man.(Bemused. "I'm surpised to see my old dead friend's ****** of a daughter show up here."

Howe: Your parents died on their knees, your brother's corpse rots in Ostagar, and his brat was burned on a scrap heap along with his Antivan **** of a wife.(Itemized, trying to crush the player with the weight of his cruelty.

Howe: I never thought you'd be fool enough to turn up here. But then I never thought you'd live, either. (Staredown. "I thought I killed you. Even if I didn't, I thought you were a loser.")

Howe: Is this about your family? Still? But I have done so much more than wipe your name from Ferelden memory. (Bemused, then very threatening "You're still stuck on that murdering your parents thing? But I hurt you so much more than that.")

Howe: I made your mother kiss my feet as she died. It was the last thing your father saw. Meet my sword and try to change that! (Last line before the fight he thinks he'll win. Trying to rattle the player with his cruelty. "I did the worst thing ever, I enjoyed it, and even if you win, you can't make it go away.")

Damn


What a ****ing d-ck >:|

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SurelyForth wrote...

Oh, man! I just found the best/worst VO comments ever. Unfortunately, they aren't Alistair related, but they're incredible nonetheless. From the HN's confrontation with Howe:

Howe: Well, look here. Bryce Cousland's little spitfire, all grown up and still playing the man.(Bemused. "I'm surpised to see my old dead friend's ****** of a daughter show up here."
Howe: Your parents died on their knees, your brother's corpse rots in Ostagar, and his brat was burned on a scrap heap along with his Antivan **** of a wife.(Itemized, trying to crush the player with the weight of his cruelty.
Howe: I never thought you'd be fool enough to turn up here. But then I never thought you'd live, either. (Staredown. "I thought I killed you. Even if I didn't, I thought you were a loser.")
Howe: Is this about your family? Still? But I have done so much more than wipe your name from Ferelden memory. (Bemused, then very threatening "You're still stuck on that murdering your parents thing? But I hurt you so much more than that.")
Howe: I made your mother kiss my feet as she died. It was the last thing your father saw. Meet my sword and try to change that! (Last line before the fight he thinks he'll win. Trying to rattle the player with his cruelty. "I did the worst thing ever, I enjoyed it, and even if you win, you can't make it go away.")

Damn


Only Tim Curry could have pulled that one off.

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SurelyForth wrote...

Oh, man! I just found the best/worst VO comments ever. Unfortunately, they aren't Alistair related, but they're incredible nonetheless. From the HN's confrontation with Howe:

Howe: Well, look here. Bryce Cousland's little spitfire, all grown up and still playing the man.(Bemused. "I'm surpised to see my old dead friend's ****** of a daughter show up here."
Howe: Your parents died on their knees, your brother's corpse rots in Ostagar, and his brat was burned on a scrap heap along with his Antivan **** of a wife.(Itemized, trying to crush the player with the weight of his cruelty.
Howe: I never thought you'd be fool enough to turn up here. But then I never thought you'd live, either. (Staredown. "I thought I killed you. Even if I didn't, I thought you were a loser.")
Howe: Is this about your family? Still? But I have done so much more than wipe your name from Ferelden memory. (Bemused, then very threatening "You're still stuck on that murdering your parents thing? But I hurt you so much more than that.")
Howe: I made your mother kiss my feet as she died. It was the last thing your father saw. Meet my sword and try to change that! (Last line before the fight he thinks he'll win. Trying to rattle the player with his cruelty. "I did the worst thing ever, I enjoyed it, and even if you win, you can't make it go away.")

Damn



Damn is right! Dyaaaaaaaaamn, in fact. (Ooo makes me want to go kill him again just to wipe that smirk off his face.) Would you happen to have the VO notes for his response to the intimidate line?

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Only Tim Curry could have pulled
that one off.


Oh Tim Curry, you evil evil sexy man. :wub:

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Wait wut? Howe really calls the PC a ******? Do you have to be romancing Leliana?

Oh that's a note to Tim Curry?  I'm lost.

Modifié par Serissia, 26 avril 2010 - 10:48 .


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Addai67 wrote...

SurelyForth wrote...

Howe: I made your mother kiss my feet as she died. It was the last thing your father saw. Meet my sword and try to change that! (Last line before the fight he thinks he'll win. Trying to rattle the player with his cruelty. "I did the worst thing ever, I enjoyed it, and even if you win, you can't make it go away.")

I've never gotten those lines!

Some of the Howe exchange doesn't make sense to me.  You get a Persuade with him where you say "I'm a Grey Warden."  Why does his face and voice change when you say this? Did he not know you were a Grey Warden??


I think he's impressed that you go that route rather than grovel or bring up your family. Of course, now that we know his father left the family to join the Wardens, it might be a small emotional reaction to that.

This is awesome though (because it admits Bryce is awesome):

Howe: There it is. Right there! That damned look in the eye that marked every Cousland success that held me back. (Player got under his skin, he sees the aspect that made the player's father great. "There's that goddamn twinkle I thought I was rid of!")

Howe: It would appear that you have made something of yourself after all. Your father would be proud.(Grudging respect. "I see in you what made your father great. In another time I'd have been proud too.")

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SurelyForth wrote...

Oh, man! I just found the best/worst VO comments ever. Unfortunately, they aren't Alistair related, but they're incredible nonetheless. From the HN's confrontation with Howe:

Howe: Well, look here. Bryce Cousland's little spitfire, all grown up and still playing the man.(Bemused. "I'm surpised to see my old dead friend's ****** of a daughter show up here."
Howe: Your parents died on their knees, your brother's corpse rots in Ostagar, and his brat was burned on a scrap heap along with his Antivan **** of a wife.(Itemized, trying to crush the player with the weight of his cruelty.
Howe: I never thought you'd be fool enough to turn up here. But then I never thought you'd live, either. (Staredown. "I thought I killed you. Even if I didn't, I thought you were a loser.")
Howe: Is this about your family? Still? But I have done so much more than wipe your name from Ferelden memory. (Bemused, then very threatening "You're still stuck on that murdering your parents thing? But I hurt you so much more than that.")
Howe: I made your mother kiss my feet as she died. It was the last thing your father saw. Meet my sword and try to change that! (Last line before the fight he thinks he'll win. Trying to rattle the player with his cruelty. "I did the worst thing ever, I enjoyed it, and even if you win, you can't make it go away.")



Uggggh, that man can reduce me to incoherent anger better than anyone else in the whole game!!!  I'm really happy I didn't get the "parents died on your knees" bit, or the "mother kiss my feet" lines - though I don't know why that is.  Does it depend on what you say to him?

I love killing Howe, I will admit...

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Serissia wrote...

Wait wut? Howe really calls the PC a ******? Do you have to be romancing Leliana?

Oh that's a note to Tim Curry?  I'm lost.


Yeah, it's directions for the voice actors. Notes detailing what the character is thinking/the way something should be said to the person who would be voicing them.

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KnightofPhoenix wrote...

SurelyForth wrote...

Oh, man! I just found the best/worst VO comments ever. Unfortunately, they aren't Alistair related, but they're incredible nonetheless. From the HN's confrontation with Howe:

Howe: Well, look here. Bryce Cousland's little spitfire, all grown up and still playing the man.(Bemused. "I'm surpised to see my old dead friend's ****** of a daughter show up here."
Howe: Your parents died on their knees, your brother's corpse rots in Ostagar, and his brat was burned on a scrap heap along with his Antivan **** of a wife.(Itemized, trying to crush the player with the weight of his cruelty.
Howe: I never thought you'd be fool enough to turn up here. But then I never thought you'd live, either. (Staredown. "I thought I killed you. Even if I didn't, I thought you were a loser.")
Howe: Is this about your family? Still? But I have done so much more than wipe your name from Ferelden memory. (Bemused, then very threatening "You're still stuck on that murdering your parents thing? But I hurt you so much more than that.")
Howe: I made your mother kiss my feet as she died. It was the last thing your father saw. Meet my sword and try to change that! (Last line before the fight he thinks he'll win. Trying to rattle the player with his cruelty. "I did the worst thing ever, I enjoyed it, and even if you win, you can't make it go away.")

Damn


Only Tim Curry could have pulled that one off.


When I made my first HNF, I hated him the very SECOND I heard his voice. I'd never paid attention in my other game (mage...she didn't care about howe). I knew as soon as he spoke and my insta-hate adrenaline kicked in it was Tim Curry. He's had that effect on me since I watched Congo.

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Serissia wrote...

Wait wut? Howe really calls the PC a ******? Do you have to be romancing Leliana?

Oh that's a note to Tim Curry?  I'm lost.

Tyke, not ******. It's a typo Posted Image

edit: though i guess in context of that particular line both words might work Posted Image

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SurelyForth wrote...
Howe: It would appear that you have made something of yourself after all. Your father would be proud.(Grudging respect. "I see in you what made your father great. In another time I'd have been proud too.")


This kind of shows that Howe's friendship to Bryce was geniune at first, if not excluding jealousy.

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tmp7704 wrote...

Serissia wrote...

Wait wut? Howe really calls the PC a ******? Do you have to be romancing Leliana?

Oh that's a note to Tim Curry?  I'm lost.

Tyke, not ******. It's a typo Posted Image


Really? But ****** is so much better! Howe would totally be thinking that. :lol:

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Uggggh, that man can reduce me to incoherent anger better than anyone else in the whole game!!!  I'm really happy I didn't get the "parents died on your knees" bit, or the "mother kiss my feet" lines - though I don't know why that is.  Does it depend on what you say to him?

I love killing Howe, I will admit...


I think that you only get the line about Fergus/Oriana/Oren if you talked to Loghain at Ostagar (that changes the dialogue when Howe/Loghain/Cauthrien confront you at Eamon's). The last line, about making Eleanor kiss his feet, is in response to you threatening to kill his wife and son/daughter.

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Good to know.  I agree with most fic having Couslands as canon.  I fully admit to being guilty of this.  It could be several reasons, but it seems like the most popular origin on the forums as well.  But I could be misjudging things.

I suppose I could make up for my contribution to the Cousland/Alistair fanfic world by doing by Tabris/Zevran one that's knocking about in my head, hm?

  Non-Cousland fics need all the support we can give them. Posted Image Of course, a lot of the non-Cousland fics tend to be angsting about how they put Alistair on the throne so now they're a mistess or dumped anyway...maybe it's just that the Alistair fangirls write most of the fiction? I know 'Alistair is solo King because HNF didn't want to force a marriage on him so got dumped and years later (possibly after he has son named Duncan with more fertile but soon dead Queen) gets back with her since she's still single and he still loves her' is a sub-genre of its own.

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I'm glad you weren't offended.  A lot of people on this thread seem to write it.  I have nothing against the concept of fanfiction, it's just that when I've read it, it's mostly been eye-bleedingly bad.  I used to do Tolkien MUSH, which is basically all fanfiction, but when I'd look on the internet to see what people were doing with the canon characters I was playing, I'd come across all sorts of horrors.

That's why you go find a rec page and then once you find authors you like you see what they like and you're more likely to find something decent.

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tmp7704 wrote...

Serissia wrote...

Wait wut? Howe really calls the PC a ******? Do you have to be romancing Leliana?

Oh that's a note to Tim Curry?  I'm lost.

Tyke, not ******. It's a typo Posted Image


Really? I thought the ****** would be fitting for an **** like him to think, since he's talking about how she's always playing the man.

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Lady Jess wrote...

I am really confused about "canon" I understand that it is usually what the devs have decided the correct ending is, where I get lost is how players can have their own canon ...sorry if it's a stupid question but, I mostly just play the games. I'm only just starting to learn some of the other surrounding "lingo" so to speak.

Your canon game is whichever game you feel is what actually happened. So even if you've played both genders of all six origins, whichever game you felt was the best is your personal canon.


Thanks! So, it's basically what I'm trying to do with my fresh start girls then. Each get the ending I think fits. And yeah, I completely did (well it's a WIP) the cousland/queen fanfic. I'm hopelessly blocked though, it may never end.

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Really? I thought the ****** would be fitting for an **** like him to think, since he's talking about how she's always playing the man.

Yeah, i was initially going by the "little" part of his comment but on second thought it could be either way, really.

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Damn is right! Dyaaaaaaaaamn, in fact. (Ooo makes me want to go kill him again just to wipe that smirk off his face.) Would you happen to have the VO notes for his response to the intimidate line?

What do you have to say to get the option to persuade/intimidate him?

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SurelyForth wrote...
The last line, about making Eleanor kiss his feet, is in response to you threatening to kill his wife and son/daughter.

Hence why I've never gotten it, because there are some things I can't click on even in a game.

How does talking to Loghain change the dialogue you get at Eamon's?

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sylvanaerie wrote...

My poor ears...how many have put Anora alone on the throne at the Landsmeet since installing the new mod/patch? She shows up in Redcliffe castle (Plus). She says Alistair's King lines as Queen (Plus). Alistair doesn't pull a concussion thing where he gives his king lines when you talk about the ritual with Morrigan (Plus). Then you get to Denerim and you see Anora in armor...and she opens her mouth and OMG!!!! My ears are STILL bleeding! She is SO BAD at that speech. I will NEVER ever ever put her on the throne solo again. Posted ImagePosted ImagePosted Image

That happens if she's not solo but Loghain's alive but I guess that wouldn't really come up in your games, now would it? Posted Image


As if I needed ANOTHER good reason NOT to spare him Posted ImageMy poor ears won't be able to handle that a second time. It was ATROCIOUS OMG

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SurelyForth wrote...

Sandtigress wrote...
Uggggh, that man can reduce me to incoherent anger better than anyone else in the whole game!!!  I'm really happy I didn't get the "parents died on your knees" bit, or the "mother kiss my feet" lines - though I don't know why that is.  Does it depend on what you say to him?

I love killing Howe, I will admit...


I think that you only get the line about Fergus/Oriana/Oren if you talked to Loghain at Ostagar (that changes the dialogue when Howe/Loghain/Cauthrien confront you at Eamon's). The last line, about making Eleanor kiss his feet, is in response to you threatening to kill his wife and son/daughter.


Hmm, okay, that would explain why I never saw the last line, because my HNF had gotten over a lot of the vengeance business after Zathrian.  But I'm almost positive I talked to Loghain...it would have been OOC for her not to.  Hmm....

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What do you have to say to get the
option to persuade/intimidate him?


Don't remember the exact quote (and no toolset on hand), but it leads to him saying this:

SurelyForth wrote...

Howe: There it is. Right there! That damned look in the eye that marked every Cousland success that held me back. (Player got under his skin, he sees the aspect that made the player's father great. "There's that goddamn twinkle I thought I was rid of!")

Howe: It would appear that you have made something of yourself after all. Your father would be proud.(Grudging respect. "I see in you what made your father great. In another time I'd have been proud too.")



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Damn is right! Dyaaaaaaaaamn, in fact. (Ooo makes me want to go kill him again just to wipe that smirk off his face.) Would you happen to have the VO notes for his response to the intimidate line?

What do you have to say to get the option to persuade/intimidate him?


Either say: "You won't forget. Their memory drove me to you." (this is if he feeds you the line about Loghain telling you your family is gone and forgotten) or "Glad to disappoint you. It won't be the last time."

Did my girlfriend just dispose of bodies down the Chantry well? Best not look too reproachful, or I might be next.
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