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Alistair, post-coronation... and/or Alistair gush thread (Origins/Awakening Spoilers)


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Skadi_the_Evil_Elf

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yukidama wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

yukidama wrote...
But they should have put Alistair in the trailer too, lol.


No, you know why?
Because the trailer was supposed to scream BADASS!!!
Sten was a badass, not need to explain why. Leliana was a badass, just look at her. And Morrigan, do I even need to remind you of the vwalking bomb, spider shapeshifting and shocking a dragon to death?

Now tell me. Does Alistair really fit in this? lol
Whatever he does, he will never be a badass. He would have utterly ruined the trailer.




***Eyes evil Loghain fan-boy while loading rock salt into shotgun***


Is he possessed by a demon?



He's a Loghain fan, ain't he?:whistle:

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Costin_Razvan wrote...

Uhm, no offence, but Alistair is fun a guy. A sweet charming type, but he isn't some who walks into a heavy fight and slaughters everyone. It's just not him.


:blink: Really? He sure does in my games. War cry knocks everything down...and that awesome move with the shield to the face three or 4 times...and I do love it when he holy smites.:wub:

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Alastair isn't in the trailer because of the simple fact that the warden is sword and board.

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Axekix wrote...

Alistair? Badass? 20+ yo church boy virgins are pretty much the antithesis of badass... just sayin'...



Oh, look, another vict...er..masoc....err...brave soul.:devil:

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mynameisdanza wrote...
I mostly agree with this.  The only problem is, were any of those characters anything like that in the game?  No.  It would have been just as much of a stretch to make Alistair as badass as Leli in the trailer.


Leli is badass actually, if hardened and if you know of her past.
Sten was a badass in-game. And of course Morrigan was, except the shapeshifting sucks.  

And Lady Jess, honestly, just look at alistair's face in this pic and tell me if it's an intimidating face lol

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well tomorrow is ritual dismemberment tuesday...looks like we have lots of volunteers lining up this monday evening...

NO wait damn is tuesday already...I LOST a dayPosted Image

Modifié par sylvanaerie, 27 avril 2010 - 11:25 .


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sylvanaerie wrote...

well tomorrow is ritual dismemberment tuesday...looks like we have lots of volunteers lining up this monday evening...


Isn't it Tuesday today?

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Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

yukidama wrote...
Is he possessed by a demon?



He's a Loghain fan, ain't he?:whistle:


Hey! I am not possessed.

I am just a host for a desire demon..or two.

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Isn't a tendency to crack one liner and bad jokes like the basis for like, a million badasses? Spider-Man, Deadpool, half of Schwarzenegger's characters, James Bond... help me out here people.

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Today is actually Tuesday. Hrm. We've been lax, I see.

Alas, I suppose Alistair will just have to punish us.

Modifié par LadyDamodred, 27 avril 2010 - 11:26 .


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LadyDamodred: You would be surprised on how many playthroughs he get's that helmet, lol. Wouldn't it go against the whole reason of why you romance him if he becomes a killing machine?

Knight: You really are stirring up the Lion's Den. I suggest you start writing your will before it is too late :P.

Modifié par Costin_Razvan, 27 avril 2010 - 11:27 .


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His face doesn't need to look badass, because every other square inch of him screams it.



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(the helmet helps)

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yukidama wrote...

sylvanaerie wrote...

well tomorrow is ritual dismemberment tuesday...looks like we have lots of volunteers lining up this monday evening...


Isn't it Tuesday today?


what can I say I slept for about 2 hours or so and still not fully awake.  I lost a day because my teenager had a dental appointment in the morning and I didn't take her to school  (Hubby did).  So kind of lost today...Posted Image

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KnightofPhoenix wrote...

mynameisdanza wrote...
I mostly agree with this.  The only problem is, were any of those characters anything like that in the game?  No.  It would have been just as much of a stretch to make Alistair as badass as Leli in the trailer.


Leli is badass actually, if hardened and if you know of her past.
Sten was a badass in-game. And of course Morrigan was, except the shapeshifting sucks.  

And Lady Jess, honestly, just look at alistair's face in this pic and tell me if it's an intimidating face lol


Dead calm is just as intimidating as RAWR! i know I've mentioned my husband scaring the crap out of new recruits just by staring them down expressionless (and oy its so hawt):o

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SurelyForth: MY EYES! THEY BURN!. (



P.S. Is that the naked mod for DA:O?

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Cailain got all the badass genes from that pool. There was nothing left for poor Alistair ;(

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sylvanaerie wrote...

well tomorrow is ritual dismemberment tuesday...looks like we have lots of volunteers lining up this monday evening...

NO wait damn is tuesday already...I LOST a dayPosted Image



Rather sad, really. I prefer it when they struggle and scream.

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sleepingbelow wrote...

Isn't a tendency to crack one liner and bad jokes like the basis for like, a million badasses? Spider-Man, Deadpool, half of Schwarzenegger's characters, James Bond... help me out here people.


It's the tone of voice that matters.
Sean Connery can say "hay caramba" and it will sound badass. Schwarzenegger can sa "Hakuna Mattata" and it will sound badass.

Alistair can say "I will feast on your burning flesh as I rip you limb from limb" and all he wil get is cricket sounds and maybe a chuckle.

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Axekix wrote...

Cailain got all the badass genes from that pool. There was nothing left for poor Alistair ;(


GLORIOUS!

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Costin_Razvan wrote...

SurelyForth: MY EYES! THEY BURN!. (

P.S. Is that the naked mod for DA:O?


They burn...with awesomeness!

Yes, that is the Natural Bodies Mod. I can't have the mankini ruining my NBA shots.

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yukidama wrote...

Axekix wrote...

Cailain got all the badass genes from that pool. There was nothing left for poor Alistair ;(


GLORIOUS!


*pulls out murder-knife*

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Axekix wrote...

Cailain got all the badass genes from that pool. There was nothing left for poor Alistair ;(



Calain didn't get badass genes until the ogre was breathing them into his face, before he squished him like a rotten banana.

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yukidama wrote...

Axekix wrote...

Cailain got all the badass genes from that pool. There was nothing left for poor Alistair ;(


GLORIOUS!

I know you girls might think he's a himbo, but Cailan's badass level is well over 9000.

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Calain didn't get badass genes until
the ogre was breathing them into his face, before he squished him like a
rotten banana.

Oh, that's just wrong... :lol:

Modifié par Axekix, 27 avril 2010 - 11:32 .


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Herr Uhl wrote...

yukidama wrote...

Axekix wrote...

Cailain got all the badass genes from that pool. There was nothing left for poor Alistair ;(


GLORIOUS!


*pulls out murder-knife*


HO THERE, FRIEND! MIGHT I KNOW YOUR NAME?

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Skadi_the_Evil_Elf

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KnightofPhoenix wrote...

sleepingbelow wrote...

Isn't a tendency to crack one liner and bad jokes like the basis for like, a million badasses? Spider-Man, Deadpool, half of Schwarzenegger's characters, James Bond... help me out here people.


It's the tone of voice that matters.
Sean Connery can say "hay caramba" and it will sound badass. Schwarzenegger can sa "Hakuna Mattata" and it will sound badass.

Alistair can say "I will feast on your burning flesh as I rip you limb from limb" and all he wil get is cricket sounds and maybe a chuckle.



And a blizzard of bras and panties tossed at him from an army of fan girls. Before they throw their eager, naked nubile bodies ontop of him.

So he just outbadassed them all.B)