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[sylvanaerie]

Well hands down for me the most bad ass guy in the game is Duncan.



His beard alone tops out most of the men in Thedas for Bad Ass.

[Lady Jess]

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Axekix wrote...

Cailain got all the badass genes from that pool. There was nothing left for poor Alistair ;(

Calain didn't get badass genes until the ogre was breathing them into his face, before he squished him like a rotten banana.

I do love that suddenly defiant look he gives the ogre...ya know, for about .5sec until he goes squish.

[LadyDamodred]

[quote]Costin_Razvan wrote...

LadyDamodred: You would be surprised on how many playthroughs he get's that helmet, lol. Wouldn't it go against the whole reason of why you romance him if he becomes a killing machine?
[\\quote]

Why would Alistair being a killing machine go against why I romance him?  I romance him b/c he's awesome.  This includes being awesome at killing things.  Alistair and my PCs, slaughtering darkspawn together.  What's more romantic than that?

Modifié par LadyDamodred, 27 avril 2010 - 11:38 .

[Herr Uhl]

yukidama wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

yukidama wrote...

Axekix wrote...

Cailain got all the badass genes from that pool. There was nothing left for poor Alistair ;(

GLORIOUS!

*pulls out murder-knife*

HO THERE, FRIEND! MIGHT I KNOW YOUR NAME?

Oh, that's it *calls Tamlen for support with murder-bow*

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

Lady Jess wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Axekix wrote...

Cailain got all the badass genes from that pool. There was nothing left for poor Alistair ;(

Calain didn't get badass genes until the ogre was breathing them into his face, before he squished him like a rotten banana.

I do love that suddenly defiant look he gives the ogre...ya know, for about .5sec until he goes squish.

The look on his face when the ogre breathed in his face was like "****ing A, anyone got some altoids for this nasty assed skank-spawn?"

[KnightofPhoenix]

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

sleepingbelow wrote...

Isn't a tendency to crack one liner and bad jokes like the basis for like, a million badasses? Spider-Man, Deadpool, half of Schwarzenegger's characters, James Bond... help me out here people.

It's the tone of voice that matters.
Sean Connery can say "hay caramba" and it will sound badass. Schwarzenegger can sa "Hakuna Mattata" and it will sound badass.

Alistair can say "I will feast on your burning flesh as I rip you limb from limb" and all he wil get is cricket sounds and maybe a chuckle.

And a blizzard of bras and panties tossed at him from an army of fan girls. Before they throw their eager, naked nubile bodies ontop of him.

So he just outbadassed them all.

You seriously, honestly and sincerily, with all your mental capacities and in full consciousness, without any influence from an outside substance, are telling me that Alistair gets more action than Sean Connery himself?

HA! Sean Connery gets so much, that he uses women as meat shield. Just look at him!

[LadyDamodred]

yukidama wrote...
HO THERE, FRIEND! MIGHT I KNOW YOUR NAME?

That was Cailan when my city elf showed up naked.

[Costin_Razvan]

That was priceless.

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

sleepingbelow wrote...

Isn't a tendency to crack one liner and bad jokes like the basis for like, a million badasses? Spider-Man, Deadpool, half of Schwarzenegger's characters, James Bond... help me out here people.

It's the tone of voice that matters.
Sean Connery can say "hay caramba" and it will sound badass. Schwarzenegger can sa "Hakuna Mattata" and it will sound badass.

Alistair can say "I will feast on your burning flesh as I rip you limb from limb" and all he wil get is cricket sounds and maybe a chuckle.

And a blizzard of bras and panties tossed at him from an army of fan girls. Before they throw their eager, naked nubile bodies ontop of him.

So he just outbadassed them all.

You seriously, honestly and sincerily, with all your mental capacities and in full consciousness, without any influence from an outside substance, are telling me that Alistair gets more action than Sean Connery himself?

HA! Sean Connery gets so much, that he uses women as meat shield. Just look at him!

Pheh. All of James Bond's bimbo brigade couldn't even reach 1% of the number of female gamers world wide who have licked Alistair's lampost in their tent.

The boy is getting more action than Lindsey Lohan passed out at Sturgis.

[cmessaz]

Ya know, this has serious potential. But why oh why must we have both a front and rear wedgie?! Can't they at least put on a mini skirt?

[Costin_Razvan]

Not worried. When Chuck Norrises record get's beaten, then we can talk about awesome Alistair is.

cmessaz: That's.....interesting.

Modifié par Costin_Razvan, 27 avril 2010 - 11:41 .

[sylvanaerie]

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

sleepingbelow wrote...

Isn't a tendency to crack one liner and bad jokes like the basis for like, a million badasses? Spider-Man, Deadpool, half of Schwarzenegger's characters, James Bond... help me out here people.

It's the tone of voice that matters.
Sean Connery can say "hay caramba" and it will sound badass. Schwarzenegger can sa "Hakuna Mattata" and it will sound badass.

Alistair can say "I will feast on your burning flesh as I rip you limb from limb" and all he wil get is cricket sounds and maybe a chuckle.

And a blizzard of bras and panties tossed at him from an army of fan girls. Before they throw their eager, naked nubile bodies ontop of him.

So he just outbadassed them all.

You seriously, honestly and sincerily, with all your mental capacities and in full consciousness, without any influence from an outside substance, are telling me that Alistair gets more action than Sean Connery himself?

HA! Sean Connery gets so much, that he uses women as meat shield. Just look at him!

Pheh. All of James Bond's bimbo brigade couldn't even reach 1% of the number of female gamers world wide who have licked Alistair's lampost in their tent.

The boy is getting more action than Lindsey Lohan passed out at Sturgis.

It would explain the irrational jealousy he evokes in so many guy gamers.

[mellifera]

LadyDamodred wrote...

yukidama wrote...
HO THERE, FRIEND! MIGHT I KNOW YOUR NAME?

That was Cailan when my city elf showed up naked.

He says 'ho' to Duncan too... hmm

[sylvanaerie]

yukidama wrote...

LadyDamodred wrote...

yukidama wrote...
HO THERE, FRIEND! MIGHT I KNOW YOUR NAME?

That was Cailan when my city elf showed up naked.

He says 'ho' to Duncan too... hmm

So...what exactly DID your CE and Duncan do on the trip down from Denerim.?

[KnightofPhoenix]

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...
Pheh. All of James Bond's bimbo brigade couldn't even reach 1% of the number of female gamers world wide who have licked Alistair's lampost in their tent.

The boy is getting more action than Lindsey Lohan passed out at Sturgis.

Such level of fanaticism is impressive. What is your rank amongst the Alistairian priestesses I wonder?

[LadyDamodred]

yukidama wrote...

LadyDamodred wrote...

yukidama wrote...
HO THERE, FRIEND! MIGHT I KNOW YOUR NAME?

That was Cailan when my city elf showed up naked.

He says 'ho' to Duncan too... hmm

Oh my!

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

cmessaz wrote...

Ya know, this has serious potential. But why oh why must we have both a front and rear wedgie?! Can't they at least put on a mini skirt?

You do know that this means KOP will be abset for a half hour as he runs off to go take a cold shower.

[Herr Uhl]

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

cmessaz wrote...

Ya know, this has serious potential. But why oh why must we have both a front and rear wedgie?! Can't they at least put on a mini skirt?

You do know that this means KOP will be abset for a half hour as he runs off to go take a cold shower.

Or 5 minutes when he... well you get the picture.

[KnightofPhoenix]

cmessaz wrote...

Ya know, this has serious potential. But why oh why must we have both a front and rear wedgie?! Can't they at least put on a mini skirt?

.....if you will excuse me. I must go somewhere.

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...
Pheh. All of James Bond's bimbo brigade couldn't even reach 1% of the number of female gamers world wide who have licked Alistair's lampost in their tent.

The boy is getting more action than Lindsey Lohan passed out at Sturgis.

Such level of fanaticism is impressive. What is your rank amongst the Alistairian priestesses I wonder?

I'm not allowed to join. I created a character that wanted to get in Loghain's armor, so I've liked sinned too bad to be able to join their exhalted ranks. 

I'm just a lay sister for now.

[cmessaz]

Serously, it has potential, doesn't it? Just put something more on the bottom.

[sylvanaerie]

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

cmessaz wrote...

Ya know, this has serious potential. But why oh why must we have both a front and rear wedgie?! Can't they at least put on a mini skirt?

You do know that this means KOP will be abset for a half hour as he runs off to go take a cold shower.

Hmm Morrigan in butt floss...so she hits the darkspawn with pure sexual appeal and they ...what fall over from the loss of blood going to their nether regions?  Sounds like a viable plan to me...lets put her out front.

[LadyDamodred]

sylvanaerie wrote...

yukidama wrote...

LadyDamodred wrote...

yukidama wrote...
HO THERE, FRIEND! MIGHT I KNOW YOUR NAME?

That was Cailan when my city elf showed up naked.

He says 'ho' to Duncan too... hmm

So...what exactly DID your CE and Duncan do on the trip down from Denerim.?

Good question.  Last thing she knew, she was leaving the Alienage in Soris's wedding clothes and then she suddenly comes to at Ostagar naked.  I think she has some questions for Duncan.

[Merilsell]

Aisynia wrote...

*snickers* It's just SO out of the blue! It also barely seems in character, he's a man sure, but he's a damned prude.. well, sort of. I just don't expect that from him

Oh I'm convinced that Alistair is all BUT prude. He is a naughty one in fact...just inexperienced/bashful. But I'm sure his mind is drifting many, many times down the gutter . He is a young, healthy man after all. It's just that he wouldn't do those things lightly with anyone. Sex itself is just a serious thing for him and not possible without loving the one/having a RS -- which I find an endearing sentiment. Also I find it kinda funny that people considering him as prude, when he's actually the one flirting offensive with you, the swooping kiss or his "I want to spend the night with you"-proposal. I have yet come to see this from the other LI :innocent:

So don't believe his innocent chantry boy act, he has a quite active mind

Hmmm, wet frocks <3

[LadyDamodred]

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...
Pheh. All of James Bond's bimbo brigade couldn't even reach 1% of the number of female gamers world wide who have licked Alistair's lampost in their tent.

The boy is getting more action than Lindsey Lohan passed out at Sturgis.

Such level of fanaticism is impressive. What is your rank amongst the Alistairian priestesses I wonder?

I'm not allowed to join. I created a character that wanted to get in Loghain's armor, so I've liked sinned too bad to be able to join their exhalted ranks. 

I'm just a lay sister for now.

Psssh, says who?  Everyone is allowed in.  You are allowed to hurt Alistair as long as you keep your love him first and foremost. 

Modifié par LadyDamodred, 27 avril 2010 - 11:50 .