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[cmessaz]

Lady is the highpriestess. What she says goes. We need our cheese and cake offering. I think SurelyForth posted our ritual dismemberment.

[Nonvita]

Herr Uhl wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

You do know that this means KOP will be abset for a half hour as he runs off to go take a cold shower.

Or 5 minutes when he... well you get the picture.

Making love for two. Making love for two...minutes.

[Axekix]

sylvanaerie wrote...
Hmm Morrigan in butt floss...so she hits the darkspawn with pure sexual appeal and they ...what fall over from the loss of blood going to their nether regions?  Sounds like a viable plan to me...lets put her out front.

That would backfire on my HNM very very badly.

[sylvanaerie]

cmessaz wrote...

Lady is the highpriestess. What she says goes. We need our cheese and cake offering. I think SurelyForth posted our ritual dismemberment.

oooh cheesecake, my favorite!!

[sylvanaerie]

Axekix wrote...

sylvanaerie wrote...
Hmm Morrigan in butt floss...so she hits the darkspawn with pure sexual appeal and they ...what fall over from the loss of blood going to their nether regions?  Sounds like a viable plan to me...lets put her out front.

That would backfire on my HNM very very badly.

well if you saw it coming you could look away...not that I think you would but eh its a plan...

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

[quote]LadyDamodred wrote...

[quote]Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

[quote]KnightofPhoenix wrote...

[quote]Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...
Pheh. All of James Bond's bimbo brigade couldn't even reach 1% of the number of female gamers world wide who have licked Alistair's lampost in their tent.

The boy is getting more action than Lindsey Lohan passed out at Sturgis.
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Psssh, says who?  Everyone is allowed in.  You are allowed to hurt Alistair as long as you keep your love him first and foremost. 

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Oh, always. I make it a point that for every game that I abuse and beat up on Alistair, I must play three more games where he gets extra lovin sexytime and adoration.

Which is why I am playing a an Alistairpuppy kicking mage, so i can do three more runs where he getsall the love, cheese, and actionfigures he can handle.

[KnightofPhoenix]

Axekix wrote...

sylvanaerie wrote...
Hmm Morrigan in butt floss...so she hits the darkspawn with pure sexual appeal and they ...what fall over from the loss of blood going to their nether regions?  Sounds like a viable plan to me...lets put her out front.

That would backfire on my HNM very very badly.

And that would force my HNM to kill the others standing behind, staring at places.

[cmessaz]

My point exactly. Put on a skirt.

[Herr Uhl]

Nonvita wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

You do know that this means KOP will be abset for a half hour as he runs off to go take a cold shower.

Or 5 minutes when he... well you get the picture.

Making love for two. Making love for two...minutes.

[cmessaz]

[img]http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A6YLsUfbp__pMM:http://bonanzawholesalemeats.com/store/image/1vmas/Desserts_Elis_Cheescake.jpg[/img][img]http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:O5EV7aXnkBcajM:http://www.samcooks.com/graphics/cheese%2520and%2520dairy/cheddar%2520cheese.jpg[/img]
Now we are set.

[sylvanaerie]

cmessaz wrote...

[img]http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A6YLsUfbp__pMM:http://bonanzawholesalemeats.com/store/image/1vmas/Desserts_Elis_Cheescake.jpg[/img][img]http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:O5EV7aXnkBcajM:http://www.samcooks.com/graphics/cheese%2520and%2520dairy/cheddar%2520cheese.jpg[/img]
Now we are set.

Yum now I want cheesecake and there is NONE in the house...sigh...maybe I can send hubby to get some...[img]http://social.bioware.com/images/forum/emoticons/grin.png[/img]

[cmessaz]

I know. Now I regret posting it. Yum.

[Aisynia]

Merilsell wrote...

Aisynia wrote...

*snickers* It's just SO out of the blue! It also barely seems in character, he's a man sure, but he's a damned prude.. well, sort of. I just don't expect that from him

Oh I'm convinced that Alistair is all BUT prude. He is a naughty one in fact...just inexperienced/bashful. But I'm sure his mind is drifting many, many times down the gutter . He is a young, healthy man after all. It's just that he wouldn't do those things lightly with anyone. Sex itself is just a serious thing for him and not possible without loving the one/having a RS -- which I find an endearing sentiment. Also I find it kinda funny that people considering him as prude, when he's actually the one flirting offensive with you, the swooping kiss or his "I want to spend the night with you"-proposal. I have yet come to see this from the other LI :innocent:

So don't believe his innocent chantry boy act, he has a quite active mind

Hmmm, wet frocks <3

Oh, I agree. I think this is has at least something to do with why I can only romance Leli and Alistair. They are both really damned serious about the humpings.

Yeah. Tired.

Aisy go sleepies. <3

[Jean]

Nothing can beat a banana cream cheesecake.

[mellifera]

http://tymethia.devi...heese-143941518

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

And with those offerings of cheese and cheescake, I offer a holy icon to meditate upon.







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[tmp7704]

Addai67 wrote...

I was trying to get an elven body that looked less like she'd just gotten off a cattle car at Auschwitz and a little more like she might actually be able to pick up a sword.

Afraid the only way to get that is to make your own. At least i couldn't find one i liked, so:



(not that she's any seriously buff like this, but it was twice as scrawny originally. eep )

[cmessaz]

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

And with those offerings of cheese and cheescake, I offer a holy icon to meditate upon.



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I melt whenever I hear this. Wow. The toolset says he is "breathless and in love"
I think we have done good on our holy day, right Lady?

Batteries, banana cream pie is da bomb.

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[Lady Jess]

lol I like my elves teeny, it lets the enemy underestimate you

[Aisynia]

cmessaz wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

And with those offerings of cheese and cheescake, I offer a holy icon to meditate upon.



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I melt whenever I hear this. Wow. The toolset says he is "breathless and in love"
I think we have done good on our holy day, right Lady?

Batteries, banana cream pie is da bomb.

Okay one more post before I sleep, as I was catching up and about to minimize.

This is sadly ruined for me, as I have actually been told that (well, minus the maker's breath part). It was really awesome, until I realized I was being used.

/downer

Goodnight.

[sylvanaerie]

tmp7704 wrote...

Addai67 wrote...

I was trying to get an elven body that looked less like she'd just gotten off a cattle car at Auschwitz and a little more like she might actually be able to pick up a sword.

Afraid the only way to get that is to make your own. At least i couldn't find one i liked, so:



(not that she's any seriously buff like this, but it was twice as scrawny originally. eep )

Thats actually nice TMP.  I can't do anything like this so I like the amazon curves myself (for all three races) but the A type body NOT the main one.  The main body type looks like a DD cup *Sigh* women who are shaped like that are rare as hen's teeth.  Breasts are fat so if you got seriously massive boobs naturally you are gonna be plumper elsewhere. (this is just a generalization, don't suddenly every large breasted woman jump on me just because I am making a generalization)  Typically women with wasp waists aren't going to have DD size boobs

[mellifera]

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

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Hahahaha, the sixth panel here is relevant right now. Well, always relevant.

[Jean]

cmessaz wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

And with those offerings of cheese and cheescake, I offer a holy icon to meditate upon.



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I melt whenever I hear this. Wow. The toolset says he is "breathless and in love"
I think we have done good on our holy day, right Lady?

Batteries, banana cream pie is da bomb.

Hmm yes yes it is. 7$ a slice was worth it.

I really need to get the PC version fo this game, I've been forever sealed to nothing but the console for years. I'd probably be able to play Dragon Age easily on the comp compared to Mass Effect anyways.

[LadyDamodred]

cmessaz wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

And with those offerings of cheese and cheescake, I offer a holy icon to meditate upon.



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I melt whenever I hear this. Wow. The toolset says he is "breathless and in love"
I think we have done good on our holy day, right Lady?

Batteries, banana cream pie is da bomb.

Darn tootin'!  Though, I prefer chocolate cheesecake myself.

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

yukidama wrote...

Hahahaha, the sixth panel here is relevant right now. Well, always relevant.

LMAO! That should be "Alistairairianism for children". We must educate the young.