Alistair, post-coronation... and/or Alistair gush thread (Origins/Awakening Spoilers)
#9276
Posté 28 avril 2010 - 12:52
#9277
Posté 28 avril 2010 - 12:52
Batteries wrote...
Oh... that was the idea then.. um... Then..
How original right?
Quit posting foods I have in my fridge! Now I have to leave again. I -just- had dinner.
Costin_Razvan wrote...
Skadi_the_Evil_Elf: Screw Alistair, I would eat that off anything ( within reason of course ).
Allow me to be the first to submit the Broodmother for consideration. Followed by a conscious and talkative Isolde.
#9278
Posté 28 avril 2010 - 12:53
Costin_Razvan wrote...
Preferably without a head attached to his body you mean?
Or a bag over his head. Preferably an airtight black plastic one.
#9279
Posté 28 avril 2010 - 12:54
#9280
Posté 28 avril 2010 - 12:54
Modifié par eucatastrophe, 28 avril 2010 - 12:54 .
#9281
Posté 28 avril 2010 - 12:54
Batteries wrote...
Speaking of Alistair and food and what not, I think someone should get one of these for his birthday.
I could draw little cheesy smiley faces all over Alistair's thighs.
#9282
Posté 28 avril 2010 - 12:56
Allow me to be the first to submit the Broodmother for consideration. Followed by a conscious and talkative Isolde.
I would prefer eating off a broodmother rather then Cammen...as for Isolde, pathetic as she is she still looks somewhat hot.
#9283
Posté 28 avril 2010 - 12:58
Kmead15 wrote...
Batteries wrote...
Oh... that was the idea then.. um... Then..
How original right?
Quit posting foods I have in my fridge! Now I have to leave again. I -just- had dinner.Costin_Razvan wrote...
Skadi_the_Evil_Elf: Screw Alistair, I would eat that off anything ( within reason of course ).
Allow me to be the first to submit the Broodmother for consideration. Followed by a conscious and talkative Isolde.
I believe that was one of the few moments my voice squeaked while asking myself why it had boobs. Among other things I said as well.
#9284
Posté 28 avril 2010 - 01:00
Batteries wrote...
Kmead15 wrote...
Batteries wrote...
Oh... that was the idea then.. um... Then..
How original right?
Quit posting foods I have in my fridge! Now I have to leave again. I -just- had dinner.Costin_Razvan wrote...
Skadi_the_Evil_Elf: Screw Alistair, I would eat that off anything ( within reason of course ).
Allow me to be the first to submit the Broodmother for consideration. Followed by a conscious and talkative Isolde.
I believe that was one of the few moments my voice squeaked while asking myself why it had boobs. Among other things I said as well.
As I recall it my first words were "MY EYES OMG MY EYES!!! Where is a spoon to GOUGE out my eyes!"
#9285
Posté 28 avril 2010 - 01:00
Costin_Razvan wrote...
Allow me to be the first to submit the Broodmother for consideration. Followed by a conscious and talkative Isolde.
I would prefer eating off a broodmother rather then Cammen...as for Isolde, pathetic as she is she still looks somewhat hot.
I know, I got totally outdone by Cammen. *salutes*
Batteries wrote...
Speaking of Alistair and food and what not, I think someone should get one of these for his birthday.
#9286
Posté 28 avril 2010 - 01:03
Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...
I could draw little cheesy smiley faces all over Alistair's thighs.
You are an interesting individual.
#9287
Posté 28 avril 2010 - 01:04
#9288
Posté 28 avril 2010 - 01:05
Kmead15 wrote...
Costin_Razvan wrote...
Allow me to be the first to submit the Broodmother for consideration. Followed by a conscious and talkative Isolde.
I would prefer eating off a broodmother rather then Cammen...as for Isolde, pathetic as she is she still looks somewhat hot.
I know, I got totally outdone by Cammen. *salutes*Batteries wrote...
Speaking of Alistair and food and what not, I think someone should get one of these for his birthday.
The lighting makes it look like the heavens opened up and a man dressed in elegant white robes with long flowing golden hair rode down upon an armed white horse and bestowed it upon him.
Just my interpretation.
#9289
Posté 28 avril 2010 - 01:05
Was that set up to torture him in camp or something?
#9290
Posté 28 avril 2010 - 01:06
#9291
Posté 28 avril 2010 - 01:06
#9292
Posté 28 avril 2010 - 01:07
#9293
Posté 28 avril 2010 - 01:07
They obviously don't trust his willpower enough to let him any closer to it.Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...
What always tripped me out, is that Alistair is standing on the opposite side of the fire from the tent that has all the cheese. Leliana instead guards it.
Was that set up to torture him in camp or something?
#9294
Posté 28 avril 2010 - 01:07
KnightofPhoenix wrote...
Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...
I could draw little cheesy smiley faces all over Alistair's thighs.
You are an interesting individual.
That's was the court appointed psychiactric specialists told me, too.
#9295
Posté 28 avril 2010 - 01:07
#9296
Posté 28 avril 2010 - 01:08
cmessaz wrote...
Why the cammen hate?
I just got here but for me, Cammen hate died when I installed DA:Redesigned. Cammen's a stud
#9297
Posté 28 avril 2010 - 01:08
sylvanaerie wrote...
lol well if he were beside it how long would the cheese rations hold out? Eminently practical to have the bardess guard it.
In that case, they should have Sten guard it. Alistair can easily take leliana just by giving her one of his sad faces or puppy dog stares.
Sten, however, would not be so easily disuaded.
#9298
Posté 28 avril 2010 - 01:09
Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...
sylvanaerie wrote...
lol well if he were beside it how long would the cheese rations hold out? Eminently practical to have the bardess guard it.
In that case, they should have Sten guard it. Alistair can easily take leliana just by giving her one of his sad faces or puppy dog stares.
Sten, however, would not be so easily disuaded.
Sten dangles strings for kittens, there's no way he can withstand the puppy dog eyes. We need to give it to Morrigan.
#9299
Posté 28 avril 2010 - 01:10
#9300
Posté 28 avril 2010 - 01:10
Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...
KnightofPhoenix wrote...
Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...
I could draw little cheesy smiley faces all over Alistair's thighs.
You are an interesting individual.
That's was the court appointed psychiactric specialists told me, too.
Yay, that means I am as good as a specialist. Go me!
Top of the page pic: Be warned. Your eyes might be blinded and your heart might stop, because of this awesomneness!!
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