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Alistair, post-coronation... and/or Alistair gush thread (Origins/Awakening Spoilers)


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Costin_Razvan

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Preferably without a head attached to his body you mean?

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Kmead15

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Batteries wrote...

Oh... that was the idea then.. um... Then..

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How original right? :o


Quit posting foods I have in my fridge! Now I have to leave again. I -just- had dinner.

Costin_Razvan wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf: Screw Alistair, I would eat that off anything ( within reason of course ).


Allow me to be the first to submit the Broodmother for consideration. Followed by a conscious and talkative Isolde.

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Skadi_the_Evil_Elf

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Costin_Razvan wrote...

Preferably without a head attached to his body you mean?



Or a bag over his head. Preferably an airtight black plastic one.

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Cheese fondue, followed by chocolate fondue. Best. Meal. Ever.

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This thread has deviated far too much; to reign it in: :lol:
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Batteries wrote...

Speaking of Alistair and food and what not, I think someone should get one of these for his birthday.

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I could draw little cheesy smiley faces all over Alistair's thighs.

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Allow me to be the first to submit the Broodmother for consideration. Followed by a conscious and talkative Isolde.




I would prefer eating off a broodmother rather then Cammen...as for Isolde, pathetic as she is she still looks somewhat hot.

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Kmead15 wrote...

Batteries wrote...

Oh... that was the idea then.. um... Then..

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How original right? :o


Quit posting foods I have in my fridge! Now I have to leave again. I -just- had dinner.

Costin_Razvan wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf: Screw Alistair, I would eat that off anything ( within reason of course ).


Allow me to be the first to submit the Broodmother for consideration. Followed by a conscious and talkative Isolde.


I believe that was one of the few moments my voice squeaked while asking myself why it had boobs. Among other things I said as well.

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Batteries wrote...

Kmead15 wrote...

Batteries wrote...

Oh... that was the idea then.. um... Then..

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How original right? :o


Quit posting foods I have in my fridge! Now I have to leave again. I -just- had dinner.

Costin_Razvan wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf: Screw Alistair, I would eat that off anything ( within reason of course ).


Allow me to be the first to submit the Broodmother for consideration. Followed by a conscious and talkative Isolde.


I believe that was one of the few moments my voice squeaked while asking myself why it had boobs. Among other things I said as well.


As I recall it my first words were "MY EYES OMG MY EYES!!!  Where is a spoon to GOUGE out my eyes!"Posted Image

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Costin_Razvan wrote...

Allow me to be the first to submit the Broodmother for consideration. Followed by a conscious and talkative Isolde.


I would prefer eating off a broodmother rather then Cammen...as for Isolde, pathetic as she is she still looks somewhat hot.


I know, I got totally outdone by Cammen. *salutes*

Batteries wrote...

Speaking of Alistair and food and what not, I think someone should get one of these for his birthday.

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Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...
I could draw little cheesy smiley faces all over Alistair's thighs.


You are an interesting individual.

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Costin_Razvan

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Speaks the one who ....you know...when he saw Morrigan in that orange dress.

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Kmead15 wrote...

Costin_Razvan wrote...

Allow me to be the first to submit the Broodmother for consideration. Followed by a conscious and talkative Isolde.


I would prefer eating off a broodmother rather then Cammen...as for Isolde, pathetic as she is she still looks somewhat hot.


I know, I got totally outdone by Cammen. *salutes*

Batteries wrote...

Speaking of Alistair and food and what not, I think someone should get one of these for his birthday.

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The lighting makes it look like the heavens opened up and a man dressed in elegant white robes with long flowing golden hair rode down upon an armed white horse and bestowed it upon him.

Just my interpretation.

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What always tripped me out, is that Alistair is standing on the opposite side of the fire from the tent that has all the cheese. Leliana instead guards it.



Was that set up to torture him in camp or something?

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How else do we keep him from the cheese?

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Why the cammen hate?

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lol well if he were beside it how long would the cheese rations hold out? Eminently practical to have the bardess guard it.

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Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

What always tripped me out, is that Alistair is standing on the opposite side of the fire from the tent that has all the cheese. Leliana instead guards it.

Was that set up to torture him in camp or something?

They obviously don't trust his willpower enough to let him any closer to it.

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KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...
I could draw little cheesy smiley faces all over Alistair's thighs.


You are an interesting individual.



That's was the court appointed psychiactric specialists told me, too.

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Costin_Razvan

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Where could one even BEGIN to list why Cammen is hated?!

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cmessaz wrote...

Why the cammen hate?


I just got here but for me, Cammen hate died when I installed DA:Redesigned. Cammen's a stud :wub:

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sylvanaerie wrote...

lol well if he were beside it how long would the cheese rations hold out? Eminently practical to have the bardess guard it.



In that case, they should have Sten guard it. Alistair can easily take leliana just by giving her one of his sad faces or puppy dog stares.

Sten, however, would not be so easily disuaded.

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Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

sylvanaerie wrote...

lol well if he were beside it how long would the cheese rations hold out? Eminently practical to have the bardess guard it.



In that case, they should have Sten guard it. Alistair can easily take leliana just by giving her one of his sad faces or puppy dog stares.

Sten, however, would not be so easily disuaded.


Sten dangles strings for kittens, there's no way he can withstand the puppy dog eyes. We need to give it to Morrigan.

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sylvanaerie

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I don't get the Cammen hate either. He's one of the few Dalish in the game that isn't rabidly xenophobic and annoying. (I also think Lanaya, Athras and Varathorn get points for their openmindedness too).

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Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...
I could draw little cheesy smiley faces all over Alistair's thighs.


You are an interesting individual.



That's was the court appointed psychiactric specialists told me, too.


Yay, that means I am as good as a specialist. Go me!

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