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Alistair, post-coronation... and/or Alistair gush thread (Origins/Awakening Spoilers)


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Costin_Razvan wrote...

Where could one even BEGIN to list why Cammen is hated?!

Because he looks 7?

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Sten, however, would not be so easily disuaded.




Really? "Throws Sten a cookie."

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sylvanaerie wrote...

lol well if he were beside it how long would the cheese rations hold out? Eminently practical to have the bardess guard it.



In that case, they should have Sten guard it. Alistair can easily take leliana just by giving her one of his sad faces or puppy dog stares.

Sten, however, would not be so easily disuaded.


Sten dangles strings for kittens, there's no way he can withstand the puppy dog eyes. We need to give it to Morrigan.


yea but Morrigan won't come into camp she stays in the nookie tent outside the general area.

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sylvanaerie wrote...

Kmead15 wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

sylvanaerie wrote...

lol well if he were beside it how long would the cheese rations hold out? Eminently practical to have the bardess guard it.



In that case, they should have Sten guard it. Alistair can easily take leliana just by giving her one of his sad faces or puppy dog stares.

Sten, however, would not be so easily disuaded.


Sten dangles strings for kittens, there's no way he can withstand the puppy dog eyes. We need to give it to Morrigan.


yea but Morrigan won't come into camp she stays in the nookie tent outside the general area.


Good point. The PC would always be wondering if he was really horny or just after the cheese.

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Kmead15 wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

sylvanaerie wrote...

lol well if he were beside it how long would the cheese rations hold out? Eminently practical to have the bardess guard it.



In that case, they should have Sten guard it. Alistair can easily take leliana just by giving her one of his sad faces or puppy dog stares.

Sten, however, would not be so easily disuaded.


Sten dangles strings for kittens, there's no way he can withstand the puppy dog eyes. We need to give it to Morrigan.



Even that won't work. Alistair will instead start commenting on Morrigan's nose looking like Flemeth's, and she'll get a complex and run of to assure herself that it doesn't.

Maybe have Shale do it.

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So the top 5 most hated characters in DA:
1. Anora
2. Loghain
3. Isolde
4. Cammen
5. Jowan (maybe?)
What do ya think? (Not necessarily in that order)

Modifié par cmessaz, 28 avril 2010 - 01:13 .


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cmessaz wrote...

Costin_Razvan wrote...

Where could one even BEGIN to list why Cammen is hated?!

Because he looks 7?


And a Warden female can screw him despite that. Yes that's one reason.

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Kmead15 wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

sylvanaerie wrote...

lol well if he were beside it how long would the cheese rations hold out? Eminently practical to have the bardess guard it.



In that case, they should have Sten guard it. Alistair can easily take leliana just by giving her one of his sad faces or puppy dog stares.

Sten, however, would not be so easily disuaded.


Sten dangles strings for kittens, there's no way he can withstand the puppy dog eyes. We need to give it to Morrigan.


No, no...look at this face. It screams "Oh, yes you can have the cheese...what strange taste? I do not know what you speak of"

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KnightofPhoenix wrote...



Yay, that means I am as good as a specialist. Go me!

Top of the page pic: Be warned. Your eyes might be blinded and your heart might stop, because of this awesomneness!!

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***Shakes in reverence as she beholds The Power of Beard***

I am unworthy.

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cmessaz wrote...

So the top 5 most hated characters in DA:
1. Anora
2. Loghain
3. Isolde
4. Cammen
5. Jowan (maybe?)
What do ya think? (Not necessarily in that order)


What, no Howe?

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I've now just got the insane feeling that, in the future, Alistair will grow a beard just like Duncan's to honor him.


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cmessaz wrote...

Costin_Razvan wrote...

Where could one even BEGIN to list why Cammen is hated?!

Because he looks 7?



No. 7 year olds are cute and adorable usually. They make you want to pinch their cheeks and take them out for ice cream or buy them a puppy.

Camen makes me want to get steel toed boots and kick his face until it starts to look remotely appealing.

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Kmead15 wrote...

cmessaz wrote...

So the top 5 most hated characters in DA:
1. Anora
2. Loghain
3. Isolde
4. Cammen
5. Jowan (maybe?)
What do ya think? (Not necessarily in that order)


What, no Howe?


Yea i was going to say Howe too.  Then Isolde, Loghain (yes i actually DO hate more characters than Loghain)  Can I add Caladrius and Branka to that list? I hate both of them even more than Loghain.  Thats a lot of pent up anger for such short roles but I loves to get all het up about the NPCs in the game, thats part of the fun.
On the list way down after them is Queen Glacier and Cammen doesn't even make the top 20 for me.

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Batteries wrote...

I've now just got the insane feeling that, in the future, Alistair will grow a beard just like Duncan's to honor him.


I think older Alistair might end up with a Duncan beard.

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Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

cmessaz wrote...

Costin_Razvan wrote...

Where could one even BEGIN to list why Cammen is hated?!

Because he looks 7?



No. 7 year olds are cute and adorable usually. They make you want to pinch their cheeks and take them out for ice cream or buy them a puppy.

Camen makes me want to get steel toed boots and kick his face until it starts to look remotely appealing.


Are you sure he won't enjoy that?

Who cares, I will just sit back and observe the process with great interest.

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LadyDamodred wrote...

Batteries wrote...

I've now just got the insane feeling that, in the future, Alistair will grow a beard just like Duncan's to honor him.


I think older Alistair might end up with a Duncan beard.


Damn that would be SMOKIN' hot!Posted Image

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Kmead15 wrote...

cmessaz wrote...

So the top 5 most hated characters in DA:
1. Anora
2. Loghain
3. Isolde
4. Cammen
5. Jowan (maybe?)
What do ya think? (Not necessarily in that order)


What, no Howe?

Oh crap. Stick him up there and Cauthrien is somewhat hated cuz she calls you a churl.

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So now I don't know who is worthy to be in the top 5. Howe, Loghain, Anora, Cammen, and Isolde?

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sylvanaerie wrote...

LadyDamodred wrote...

Batteries wrote...

I've now just got the insane feeling that, in the future, Alistair will grow a beard just like Duncan's to honor him.


I think older Alistair might end up with a Duncan beard.


Damn that would be SMOKIN' hot!Posted Image


It would.  I see him at like 45-ish, graying just a bit, nice full Duncan beard.

And goddamnit, only like 5 years or so before we have to go and die.  ( ;_;)

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LadyDamodred wrote...

Batteries wrote...

I've now just got the insane feeling that, in the future, Alistair will grow a beard just like Duncan's to honor him.


I think older Alistair might end up with a Duncan beard.


WHAT?! Blasphemy!!
Duncan's beard cannot even be imitated, let alone duplicated!

Oh All Mighty Beard, please forgive the ignorant and misguided. Spare them your wrath oh Great Beard!

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[quote]KnightofPhoenix wrote...

[quote]Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

[quote]cmessaz wrote...


Are you sure he won't enjoy that?[/quote]

Not nearly as much as I would, so it's irrelevant.

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KnightofPhoenix wrote...

LadyDamodred wrote...

Batteries wrote...

I've now just got the insane feeling that, in the future, Alistair will grow a beard just like Duncan's to honor him.


I think older Alistair might end up with a Duncan-style beard.


WHAT?! Blasphemy!!
Duncan's beard cannot even be imitated, let alone duplicated!

Oh All Mighty Beard, please forgive the ignorant and misguided. Spare them your wrath oh Great Beard!


Better?

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hmm My list would be



1 Howe

2 Isolde

3 Branka

4 Caladrius

5 Loghain

6 Bhelen

7 Anora (though at times I also feel sorry for her)

Jowan used to be on my list but I like him better after several mage playthroughs. And I don't hate Cammen. I don't particularly like him but I don't hate on him either. There are worse characters (like the silly b*tch Velanna)

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LadyDamodred wrote...

sylvanaerie wrote...

LadyDamodred wrote...

Batteries wrote...

I've now just got the insane feeling that, in the future, Alistair will grow a beard just like Duncan's to honor him.


I think older Alistair might end up with a Duncan beard.


Damn that would be SMOKIN' hot!Posted Image


It would.  I see him at like 45-ish, graying just a bit, nice full Duncan beard.

And goddamnit, only like 5 years or so before we have to go and die.  ( ;_;)



Well, guess we have to encourage him to grow and maintain one sooner.

He also has to get an earing, though. The Beard cannot be without the Earring of Divine Fury.

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Made me wonder if that's what happened to the Warden that pulled a Darth Revan at the end of Awakenings, if enough time did pass. Just leaves and nobody knows where they went or why.

But I'd assume whether you romanced him or not, Alistair would go with you, you drank it close enough together.