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[tmp7704]

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

tmp7704 wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

That's what your and Morrigans god-child will look like.

It's twice so funny because i can totally see it now.

Well, it can't really be a GOD child unless it bears The Beard, now can it?

[Jean]

[mellifera]

Valentia X wrote...

I feel like I need to claw my eyes out. Duncan's beard on Alistair = dnw forever.


Also, regarding the who you hate list- is it bad that my list of people I like in the game is far shorter than the list of the people I dislike? :/ For someone who loves the game as much as I do, I can't stand most of the characters.

Clearly you're no real fan

[Raiil]

yukidama wrote...

Valentia X wrote...

I feel like I need to claw my eyes out. Duncan's beard on Alistair = dnw forever.


Also, regarding the who you hate list- is it bad that my list of people I like in the game is far shorter than the list of the people I dislike? :/ For someone who loves the game as much as I do, I can't stand most of the characters.

Clearly you're no real fan

Hush, you infidel, or I'll make you clean up Archdemon droppings. XD

[KnightofPhoenix]

tmp7704 wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

tmp7704 wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

That's what your and Morrigans god-child will look like.

It's twice so funny because i can totally see it now.

Well, it can't really be a GOD child unless it bears The Beard, now can it?

KnightofPhoenix is so proud *sniff*

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

Batteries wrote...

Great words of wisdom.

[mellifera]

Valentia X wrote...

yukidama wrote...

Valentia X wrote...

I feel like I need to claw my eyes out. Duncan's beard on Alistair = dnw forever.


Also, regarding the who you hate list- is it bad that my list of people I like in the game is far shorter than the list of the people I dislike? :/ For someone who loves the game as much as I do, I can't stand most of the characters.

Clearly you're no real fan

Hush, you infidel, or I'll make you clean up Archdemon droppings. XD

Go sit in the poo hole on the other side of camp, you are not welcome here.

[Raiil]

yukidama wrote...

Valentia X wrote...

yukidama wrote...

Valentia X wrote...

I feel like I need to claw my eyes out. Duncan's beard on Alistair = dnw forever.


Also, regarding the who you hate list- is it bad that my list of people I like in the game is far shorter than the list of the people I dislike? :/ For someone who loves the game as much as I do, I can't stand most of the characters.

Clearly you're no real fan

Hush, you infidel, or I'll make you clean up Archdemon droppings. XD

Go sit in the poo hole on the other side of camp, you are not welcome here.

Silence, Dalish heathen, I'll have none of your godless talk here!

[Kmead15]

Okay, bit more effort, tried to get the beard to at least match his hair somewhat.

[mellifera]

Valentia X wrote...

yukidama wrote...

Valentia X wrote...

yukidama wrote...

Valentia X wrote...

I feel like I need to claw my eyes out. Duncan's beard on Alistair = dnw forever.


Also, regarding the who you hate list- is it bad that my list of people I like in the game is far shorter than the list of the people I dislike? :/ For someone who loves the game as much as I do, I can't stand most of the characters.

Clearly you're no real fan

Hush, you infidel, or I'll make you clean up Archdemon droppings. XD

Go sit in the poo hole on the other side of camp, you are not welcome here.

Silence, Dalish heathen, I'll have none of your godless talk here!

Can you not see your avatar? We are kin, sister.

[Jean]

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Batteries wrote...

Great words of wisdom.

I haven't played Awakening, but why wasn't Warden Alistair with you during the game? I mean come on, out of everybody, I expected him to stick around romanced or no.
Granted, both had craptastic cameos. At least Alistair's was on better terms.

[mellifera]

Kmead15 wrote...



Okay, bit more effort, tried to get the beard to at least match his hair somewhat.

LOL OH GOD.... I can't even.... ahahahaha

[Raiil]

yukidama wrote...

Valentia X wrote...

yukidama wrote...

Valentia X wrote...

yukidama wrote...

Valentia X wrote...

I feel like I need to claw my eyes out. Duncan's beard on Alistair = dnw forever.


Also, regarding the who you hate list- is it bad that my list of people I like in the game is far shorter than the list of the people I dislike? :/ For someone who loves the game as much as I do, I can't stand most of the characters.

Clearly you're no real fan

Hush, you infidel, or I'll make you clean up Archdemon droppings. XD

Go sit in the poo hole on the other side of camp, you are not welcome here.

Silence, Dalish heathen, I'll have none of your godless talk here!

Can you not see your avatar? We are kin, sister.

I would say rogue > mage, but we'd both know I was full of ****. 


Still.

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

yukidama wrote...

Kmead15 wrote...



Okay, bit more effort, tried to get the beard to at least match his hair somewhat.

LOL OH GOD.... I can't even.... ahahahaha

***fans self and swoons***

I wish we could find Duncan's Beard in game, as a gift, and Alistair equip it as a helm.:wub:

[mellifera]

Valentia X wrote...

yukidama wrote...

Valentia X wrote...

yukidama wrote...

Valentia X wrote...

yukidama wrote...

Valentia X wrote...

I feel like I need to claw my eyes out. Duncan's beard on Alistair = dnw forever.


Also, regarding the who you hate list- is it bad that my list of people I like in the game is far shorter than the list of the people I dislike? :/ For someone who loves the game as much as I do, I can't stand most of the characters.

Clearly you're no real fan

Hush, you infidel, or I'll make you clean up Archdemon droppings. XD

Go sit in the poo hole on the other side of camp, you are not welcome here.

Silence, Dalish heathen, I'll have none of your godless talk here!

Can you not see your avatar? We are kin, sister.

I would say rogue > mage, but we'd both know I was full of ****. 


Still.

Psh. You'd be shattered before you could even say 'lamppost'.:innocent:

[KnightofPhoenix]

yukidama wrote...

Kmead15 wrote...



Okay, bit more effort, tried to get the beard to at least match his hair somewhat.

LOL OH GOD.... I can't even.... ahahahaha

Exactly, everyone's laughing at him. Look



http://justifiedrigh...77446970c-800wi



And when the Joker himself is not amused, then you know this is REALLY messed up

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

Batteries wrote...

I haven't played Awakening, but why wasn't Warden Alistair with you during the game? I mean come on, out of everybody, I expected him to stick around romanced or no.
Granted, both had craptastic cameos. At least Alistair's was on better terms.

yeah, bugged me too, because my favorite playthroughs he's still a Warden. He got a cameo as king. Even if he couldn't be a companion, at least some mention of his whereabouts as THE ONLY OTHER GREY WARDEN IN FERELDEN (something everyone in awakenings seems clueless about).

Loghain shows up too, even shows up at the keep, and still idiots are going on about you being the only warden in Ferelden.

Needs a serious dose of facepalm there.

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

KnightofPhoenix wrote...



http://justifiedrigh...77446970c-800wi

Wow. First time I've seen that picture without a bong photoshopped into Dubya's hand.

[mellifera]

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Batteries wrote...

I haven't played Awakening, but why wasn't Warden Alistair with you during the game? I mean come on, out of everybody, I expected him to stick around romanced or no.
Granted, both had craptastic cameos. At least Alistair's was on better terms.

yeah, bugged me too, because my favorite playthroughs he's still a Warden. He got a cameo as king. Even if he couldn't be a companion, at least some mention of his whereabouts as THE ONLY OTHER GREY WARDEN IN FERELDEN (something everyone in awakenings seems clueless about).

Loghain shows up too, even shows up at the keep, and still idiots are going on about you being the only warden in Ferelden.

Needs a serious dose of facepalm there.

Isn't Alistair still a Warden even if he is king? I mean, he gets called off to Weisshaupt and everything.

[cmessaz]

So, here is that armor in game that I mentioned ealier. Much potential, but good lord look at the melons! And who would fight with a wedgie!

[cmessaz]

And Kmead, you have achieved God like status in my book.

[mellifera]

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

yukidama wrote...

Kmead15 wrote...



Okay, bit more effort, tried to get the beard to at least match his hair somewhat.

LOL OH GOD.... I can't even.... ahahahaha

Exactly, everyone's laughing at him. Look



http://justifiedrigh...77446970c-800wi



And when the Joker himself is not amused, then you know this is REALLY messed up

I LAUGH BECAUSE I CARE 

[LadyDamodred]

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

LadyDamodred wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...
Argh! I couldn't do it. Develop the romance and then betray him at landsmeet. I mean, in this playthrough I'm abusing and insulting him at every turn, so when I have him executed at Landsmeet, it will be no surprise.

The most I could do was have him marry Anora when i spared Loghain on a trial run, while in a romance.

Do eet!

Just don't make the mistake I did and go out for dinner right after.  :x

I think I will need to do a few shots of tequila first. To get me in a mean enough mode.

I guess I should have some kleenex handy for the scene as well?

It didn't make me cry, just made me feel sick to my stomach.

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

yukidama wrote...


Isn't Alistair still a Warden even if he is king? I mean, he gets called off to Weisshaupt and everything.

Technically, yes. And, if you spared Loghain and made Alistair marry Anora, that makes THREE Wardens in Ferelden still alive.

Everyone seems oblivious to this face, even though non wardens have full knowledge and access to "Warden Top Secrets".

[tmp7704]

Kmead15 wrote...



Okay, bit more effort, tried to get the beard to at least match his hair somewhat.

Surprisingly it works (slightly) better if you give him Cailan's haircut while at it. Although at the same time it cranks the creepiness slider up to eleven...