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Alistair, post-coronation... and/or Alistair gush thread (Origins/Awakening Spoilers)


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Serissia wrote...

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This was posted in the Zevran thread, but since Alistair also appears, I thought I'd 'borrow' it. ;)

DA Men Can Dance!


Perhaps it's because I'm bisexual or perhaps I'm just broken but I don't think men dancing is sexy.  I think they just look awkward.  It was amusing none the less and washed away some of the horror of earlier.


Amusement was the goal. :lol:


(I'm straight and I find that style of dancing embarassing/lol-worthy at best.)

Modifié par AnniLau, 28 avril 2010 - 03:03 .


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Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

SurelyForth wrote...

I think this thread desperately needs a little NBA!

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Bigger!



Umm...just lost my train of thought...oh, wait, there it is.

This image as cleansed from my mind the blasphemous images of that elf-thing sporting The Beard.

I shall now meditate upon this awesomeness.

I pronounce amen and baptize this page once more in response to KoP's repetition of the Cammen blasphemy.

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Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

The only thing that could compare to the evil of Cammen with The Beard, is maybe an Alistair/Loghain slash fic.

Which, knowing the cesspool that is FF Net, I'm sure someone's already got that in the works.

Oh, I'm sure.  "There's something of Maric in you after all..."  *eyebrow lift*

Gah!  Purge, purge...  Posted Image

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Costin_Razvan wrote...

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Don't play with fire kids, you risk getting burned.


That women actually looks like...

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Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

The only thing that could compare to the evil of Cammen with The Beard, is maybe an Alistair/Loghain slash fic.

Which, knowing the cesspool that is FF Net, I'm sure someone's already got that in the works
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AnniLau wrote...

This was posted in the Zevran thread, but since Alistair also appears, I thought I'd 'borrow' it. ;)

DA Men Can Dance!


I got sent this video once before with my ex and his buddies in it. I can't say it was a very pleasant experience. :crying:

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KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

The only thing that could compare to the evil of Cammen with The Beard, is maybe an Alistair/Loghain slash fic.

Which, knowing the cesspool that is FF Net, I'm sure someone's already got that in the works
.


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Oh, common, you KNOW someone is gonnas end up doing it. It's just a matter of time....

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Addai67 wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

The only thing that could compare to the evil of Cammen with The Beard, is maybe an Alistair/Loghain slash fic.

Which, knowing the cesspool that is FF Net, I'm sure someone's already got that in the works.

Oh, I'm sure.  "There's something of Maric in you after all..."  *eyebrow lift*



"Now all you need is a little bit of Loghain in you..." 

ARRRGGGHHH! It's the evilness from the last page...it's filthy tentacles crawling into my brain....need to drink Drain-O to make it go away....

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Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

The only thing that could compare to the evil of Cammen with The Beard, is maybe an Alistair/Loghain slash fic.

Which, knowing the cesspool that is FF Net, I'm sure someone's already got that in the works
.


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Oh, common, you KNOW someone is gonnas end up doing it. It's just a matter of time....


Search function: Loghain and Alistair. 2 results. So tempted to check them out, but I know I'll regret it.

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Kmead15 wrote...

cmessaz wrote...

No one made the Duncan beard on Cammen pic in my absence. How disappointing.


I hate you. You're a terrible person.

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Now, if you excuse me, I have to go pray to the beard for forgiveness. Or death. Whichever gets that out of my mind quicker.



Come on people, stop being so negative about this. Sure, Cammen is one ugly f*cker, but the fact that all I look at in this picture is THE BEARD means it truly does have holy powers. The power of the Beard shall never be questioned! :wizard:



Edit: And you guys already saw Charsen's Loghain/Ali sex pics. Were those not enough for your voracious appetites? :P

Modifié par Nonvita, 28 avril 2010 - 03:17 .


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Nonvita wrote...

Kmead15 wrote...

cmessaz wrote...

No one made the Duncan beard on Cammen pic in my absence. How disappointing.


I hate you. You're a terrible person.

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Now, if you excuse me, I have to go pray to the beard for forgiveness. Or death. Whichever gets that out of my mind quicker.



Come on people, stop being so negative about this. Sure, Cammen is one ugly f*cker, but the fact that all I look at in this picture is THE BEARD means it truly does have holy powers. The power of the Beard shall never be questioned! :wizard:


It's the Alistair hair, I'm telling you.  It just doesn't work with the Duncan beard.  Even Alistair can't handle the Beard without a new hairstyle!

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Nonvita wrote...
Edit: And you guys already saw Charsen's Loghain/Ali sex pics. Were those not enough for your voracious appetites? :P


Yes, I remember them... they're burned into my eyes forever...

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Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

yukidama wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

How do I get a hold of the staff model, and what do I do once I got it?


Install the Improved Atmosphere mod. Open up the toolset and under items (the little sword icon) go to Global -> Weapons, Mage -> Staves. Pick an item you want to edit and right click it -> check out. Open it up and under "Item Variation" pick [gxa] Staff 4. Save it, right click the file and select check in. Confirm it, then right click again and export it. The item you replaced should look like the Lamppost in Winter now.



Thank you. I shall have to give it a whirl.


Which export option?

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Serissia wrote...

Nonvita wrote...
Edit: And you guys already saw Charsen's Loghain/Ali sex pics. Were those not enough for your voracious appetites? :P


Yes, I remember them... they're burned into my eyes forever...


They make me giggle every time. :D

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[quote]Kmead15 wrote...



Oh, common, you KNOW someone is gonnas end up doing it. It's just a matter of time....

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Search function: Loghain and Alistair. 2 results. So tempted to check them out, but I know I'll regret it.

[/quote]

Trust me, don't. Save your sanity. I made the mistake once of investigating an Arogorn/Gollum slash fic in the LOTR section, and my therapist bills have not gone down since.

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Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

"Now all you need is a little bit of Loghain in you..." 

ARRRGGGHHH! It's the evilness from the last page...it's filthy tentacles crawling into my brain....need to drink Drain-O to make it go away....

ROFL  You see, this stuff writes itself.

Now I have to stop reading this thread as I'm at work and I haven't yet come up with that spasmic disorder I was working on to explain the convulsions.

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Serissia wrote...

Nonvita wrote...
Edit: And you guys already saw Charsen's Loghain/Ali sex pics. Were those not enough for your voracious appetites? :P


Yes, I remember them... they're burned into my eyes forever...



Wait....someone did Alistair/Loghain SLASH ART?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

***runs of to enjoy a nice refreshing shot of anti-freeze***

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Addai67 wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

The only thing that could compare to the evil of Cammen with The Beard, is maybe an Alistair/Loghain slash fic.

Which, knowing the cesspool that is FF Net, I'm sure someone's already got that in the works.

Oh, I'm sure.  "There's something of Maric in you after all..."  *eyebrow lift*

Gah!  Purge, purge...  Posted Image


Yes, well. I have a reputation to hold up and of course I know one:
Now, again as before [link] one-shot, NSFW, dub-con and yes, thoughts of Maric involved

To my defense, this time I had to look it up. I only knew where to find it.

Modifié par klarabella, 28 avril 2010 - 03:23 .


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Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...
Wait....someone did Alistair/Loghain SLASH ART?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

***runs of to enjoy a nice refreshing shot of anti-freeze***


Not just one either, it was like 4 or 5 shots.  Loghain was riding that poor boy like a wild stallion.

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WTF is w/ the double posts?:blink:

Modifié par Serissia, 28 avril 2010 - 03:23 .


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Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Trust me, don't. Save your sanity. I made the mistake once of investigating an Arogorn/Gollum slash fic in the LOTR section, and my therapist bills have not gone down since.


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.....my prrrecious?


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klarabella wrote...

Addai67 wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

The only thing that could compare to the evil of Cammen with The Beard, is maybe an Alistair/Loghain slash fic.

Which, knowing the cesspool that is FF Net, I'm sure someone's already got that in the works.

Oh, I'm sure.  "There's something of Maric in you after all..."  *eyebrow lift*

Gah!  Purge, purge...  Posted Image


Yes, well. I have a reputation to hold up and of course I know one:
Now, again as before [link] NSFW, dub-con and yes, thoughts of Maric involved

To my defense, this time I had to look it up. I only knew where to find it.


That's the one I found and made the mistake of reading. Now to curl into a little ball and cry. This is punishment for the Cammen-beard, isn't it!?

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Serissia wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...
Wait....someone did Alistair/Loghain SLASH ART?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

***runs of to enjoy a nice refreshing shot of anti-freeze***


Not just one either, it was like 4 or 5 shots.  Loghain was riding that poor boy like a wild stallion.

Maker, NO! BRAIN BLEACH please!

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Kmead15 wrote...

klarabella wrote...

Addai67 wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

The only thing that could compare to the evil of Cammen with The Beard, is maybe an Alistair/Loghain slash fic.

Which, knowing the cesspool that is FF Net, I'm sure someone's already got that in the works.

Oh, I'm sure.  "There's something of Maric in you after all..."  *eyebrow lift*

Gah!  Purge, purge...  Posted Image


Yes, well. I have a reputation to hold up and of course I know one:
Now, again as before [link] NSFW, dub-con and yes, thoughts of Maric involved

To my defense, this time I had to look it up. I only knew where to find it.


That's the one I found and made the mistake of reading. Now to curl into a little ball and cry. This is punishment for the Cammen-beard, isn't it!?


Don't wanna spend half the day catching up with the thread. I will simply assume that is something I don't want to read?

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klarabella wrote...

Serissia wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...
Wait....someone did Alistair/Loghain SLASH ART?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

***runs of to enjoy a nice refreshing shot of anti-freeze***


Not just one either, it was like 4 or 5 shots.  Loghain was riding that poor boy like a wild stallion.

Maker, NO! BRAIN BLEACH please!


They were made with the toolset cutscene editor, so they're actual "screenshots." UnFortunately Charsen is not here right now, so I can't tell him to post some reminder shots. :innocent: