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[Kmead15]

Aisynia wrote...

Don't wanna spend half the day catching up with the thread. I will simply assume that is something I don't want to read?

Depends, are you fond of Alistair/Loghain slash fics?

[Serissia]

I'm willing to do a lot of things but I can't read the Loghain x Alistair slash. I bet he'd make Alistair call him the Hero of River Dane during sex.



Loghain, "Say it boy!"

Alistair, "aaaaah"

Loghain, "Say it or I'll run your through with my..."

Alistair, "You're the Hero of River Dane! Oh yes, dear Maker!"

[Aisynia]

Kmead15 wrote...

Aisynia wrote...

Don't wanna spend half the day catching up with the thread. I will simply assume that is something I don't want to read?

Depends, are you fond of Alistair/Loghain slash fics?

I occasionally enjoy a bit of yaoi and slash.. but Alistair and Loghain?? Really? 

*shakes head*

No, I think my imagination just filled in all I needed to ever know on that subject.

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

Serissia wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...
Wait....someone did Alistair/Loghain SLASH ART?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

***runs of to enjoy a nice refreshing shot of anti-freeze***

Not just one either, it was like 4 or 5 shots.  Loghain was riding that poor boy like a wild stallion.

 

Ok, so nothing really is sacred. Oh, what the hell, since we are dwelling in the truest depths of deparavity, let's see what other disturbing, completely deranged slashy combos we can come up with.

Jarvia/Goldanna
Zevran/Cammen
Eamon/Loghain
Anora/Isolde
Architect/Uldred
The Mother/Utha
Alistair/Oghren
Bhelen/Harrowmont
Teagan/Vaughn
Anders/Justice
Sigrun/Velanna
Cullen/Jowan

[KnightofPhoenix]

Serissia wrote...

I'm willing to do a lot of things but I can't read the Loghain x Alistair slash. I bet he'd make Alistair call him the Hero of River Dane during sex.

Loghain, "Say it boy!"
Alistair, "aaaaah"
Loghain, "Say it or I'll run your through with my..."
Alistair, "You're the Hero of River Dane! Oh yes, dear Maker!"

*puts hand over eyes*
The image...please go away.

[Kmead15]

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Serissia wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...
Wait....someone did Alistair/Loghain SLASH ART?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

***runs of to enjoy a nice refreshing shot of anti-freeze***

Not just one either, it was like 4 or 5 shots.  Loghain was riding that poor boy like a wild stallion.

 

Ok, so nothing really is sacred. Oh, what the hell, since we are dwelling in the truest depths of deparavity, let's see what other disturbing, completely deranged slashy combos we can come up with.

Jarvia/Goldanna
Zevran/Cammen
Eamon/Loghain
Anora/Isolde
Architect/Uldred
The Mother/Utha
Alistair/Oghren
Bhelen/Harrowmont
Teagan/Vaughn
Anders/Justice
Sigrun/Velanna
Cullen/Jowan

Why limit it to just two people? I think Irving could improve that last pairing.

[Costin_Razvan]

Maker's breath...and people call me without morals.

Modifié par Costin_Razvan, 28 avril 2010 - 03:32 .

[nos_astra]

Serissia wrote...

I'm willing to do a lot of things but I can't read the Loghain x Alistair slash. I bet he'd make Alistair call him the Hero of River Dane during sex.

Loghain, "Say it boy!"
Alistair, "aaaaah"
Loghain, "Say it or I'll run your through with my..."
Alistair, "You're the Hero of River Dane! Oh yes, dear Maker!"

Well, in the fic I mentioned Loghain is actually rather passive.

Modifié par klarabella, 28 avril 2010 - 03:30 .

[Nonvita]

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Ok, so nothing really is sacred. Oh, what the hell, since we are dwelling in the truest depths of deparavity, let's see what other disturbing, completely deranged slashy combos we can come up with.

Jarvia/Goldanna
Zevran/Cammen
Eamon/Loghain
Anora/Isolde
Architect/Uldred
The Mother/Utha
Alistair/Oghren
Bhelen/Harrowmont
Teagan/Vaughn
Anders/Justice
Sigrun/Velanna
Cullen/Jowan

Been done.

The rest I will happily pass along.

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Trust me, don't. Save your sanity. I made the mistake once of investigating an Arogorn/Gollum slash fic in the LOTR section, and my therapist bills have not gone down since.

.....my prrrecious?

After reading that one, I wasn't able to return to FF Net for months, and my NWN2 fic still remains incomplete. I'm still taking medication for it.

[nos_astra]

Nonvita wrote...

klarabella wrote...

Serissia wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...
Wait....someone did Alistair/Loghain SLASH ART?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

***runs of to enjoy a nice refreshing shot of anti-freeze***

Not just one either, it was like 4 or 5 shots.  Loghain was riding that poor boy like a wild stallion.

Maker, NO! BRAIN BLEACH please!

They were made with the toolset cutscene editor, so they're actual "screenshots." UnFortunately Charsen is not here right now, so I can't tell him to post some reminder shots. :innocent:

I know the pictures and they where harmless compared to the mental image the phrase "riding the poor boy like a wild stallion" painted.

[Aisynia]

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Trust me, don't. Save your sanity. I made the mistake once of investigating an Arogorn/Gollum slash fic in the LOTR section, and my therapist bills have not gone down since.

.....my prrrecious?

After reading that one, I wasn't able to return to FF Net for months, and my NWN2 fic still remains incomplete. I'm still taking medication for it.

That sounds absolutely horrid.

[webbedfeet]

Kmead15 wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Serissia wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...
Wait....someone did Alistair/Loghain SLASH ART?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

***runs of to enjoy a nice refreshing shot of anti-freeze***

Not just one either, it was like 4 or 5 shots.  Loghain was riding that poor boy like a wild stallion.

 

Ok, so nothing really is sacred. Oh, what the hell, since we are dwelling in the truest depths of deparavity, let's see what other disturbing, completely deranged slashy combos we can come up with.

Jarvia/Goldanna
Zevran/Cammen
Eamon/Loghain
Anora/Isolde
Architect/Uldred
The Mother/Utha
Alistair/Oghren
Bhelen/Harrowmont
Teagan/Vaughn
Anders/Justice
Sigrun/Velanna
Cullen/Jowan

Why limit it to just two people? I think Irving could improve that last pairing.

I said this once, I'll say it again.

Irving/Greagoir/Cullen/Jowan OT4.

[Aisynia]

Nonvita wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Ok, so nothing really is sacred. Oh, what the hell, since we are dwelling in the truest depths of deparavity, let's see what other disturbing, completely deranged slashy combos we can come up with.

Jarvia/Goldanna
Zevran/Cammen
Eamon/Loghain
Anora/Isolde
Architect/Uldred
The Mother/Utha
Alistair/Oghren
Bhelen/Harrowmont
Teagan/Vaughn
Anders/Justice
Sigrun/Velanna
Cullen/Jowan

Been done.

The rest I will happily pass along.

Wow, really? lol.

[Aisynia]

I'm just wondering how the thread got onto this subject rofl.

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

Serissia wrote...

I'm willing to do a lot of things but I can't read the Loghain x Alistair slash. I bet he'd make Alistair call him the Hero of River Dane during sex.

Loghain, "Say it boy!"
Alistair, "aaaaah"
Loghain, "Say it or I'll run your through with my..."
Alistair, "You're the Hero of River Dane! Oh yes, dear Maker!"

***weeps uncontrolably and bashes head theraputically into concrete wall***

[Aisynia]

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Serissia wrote...

I'm willing to do a lot of things but I can't read the Loghain x Alistair slash. I bet he'd make Alistair call him the Hero of River Dane during sex.

Loghain, "Say it boy!"
Alistair, "aaaaah"
Loghain, "Say it or I'll run your through with my..."
Alistair, "You're the Hero of River Dane! Oh yes, dear Maker!"

***weeps uncontrolably and bashes head theraputically into concrete wall***

I'm just wondering whose bronto is being waxed in that scenario. Questions better left unanswered?

Modifié par Aisynia, 28 avril 2010 - 03:34 .

[ejoslin]

Aisynia wrote...

Nonvita wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Ok, so nothing really is sacred. Oh, what the hell, since we are dwelling in the truest depths of deparavity, let's see what other disturbing, completely deranged slashy combos we can come up with.

Jarvia/Goldanna
Zevran/Cammen
Eamon/Loghain
Anora/Isolde
Architect/Uldred
The Mother/Utha
Alistair/Oghren
Bhelen/Harrowmont
Teagan/Vaughn
Anders/Justice
Sigrun/Velanna
Cullen/Jowan

Been done.

The rest I will happily pass along.

Wow, really? lol.

Hmmm, you left out Zevran/Loghain/Sandal

[Serissia]

Irving/Greagoir would be a highly plausible couple.  It is slight disturbing in a Lemon Party sort of way and yet somehow kind of cute too.  Like aww look at the old poofters walking down the Circle Tower for a stroll. 

Wade/Herren are the cutest gay couple ever. 

I don't see why we need to ruin such things w/ horror shows like Loghain/Alistair. 

[KnightofPhoenix]

Ok this thread has long since crossed the line of acceptable perversions. I am afraid I will have to go inquisition on you lot.



Purge the thread!

[Aisynia]

Serissia wrote...

Irving/Greagoir would be a highly plausible couple.  It is slight disturbing in a Lemon Party sort of way and yet somehow kind of cute too.  Like aww look at the old poofters walking down the Circle Tower for a stroll. 

Wade/Herren are the cutest gay couple ever. 

I don't see why we need to ruin such things w/ horror shows like Loghain/Alistair. 

Wade is such a whiner though.. I think he actually got worse in Awakening.

[Aisynia]

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Ok this thread has long since crossed the line of acceptable perversions. I am afraid I will have to go inquisition on you lot.



Purge the thread!

Possibly bizarre question: What's that from?

[nos_astra]

Serissia wrote...
Wade/Herren are the cutest gay couple ever. 

Not true!

You don't know "Shades of Grey" and its sequels? Alistair/Zevran slash fic ... and a good one!

[Nonvita]

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Ok this thread has long since crossed the line of acceptable perversions. I am afraid I will have to go inquisition on you lot.



Purge the thread!

Nope, sorry, this just makes me giggle.

And ejoslin, you're right! Zev/Loghain/Sandal in Worst Threesome Ever! Ahhh the memories.


Edit: The pic is from Monty Python and the Flying Circus. Possibly the most famous episode.

Modifié par Nonvita, 28 avril 2010 - 03:37 .

[Aisynia]

klarabella wrote...

Serissia wrote...
Wade/Herren are the cutest gay couple ever. 

Not true!

You don't know "Shades of Grey" and its sequels? Alistair/Zevran slash fic ... and a good one!

Believable?

EDIT: I think the question here is whether or not he realizes what he's doing.

Modifié par Aisynia, 28 avril 2010 - 03:40 .