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[KnightofPhoenix]

Aisynia wrote...
Possibly bizarre question: What's that from?

I have no idea to be honest.

[Nonvita]

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Aisynia wrote...
Possibly bizarre question: What's that from?

I have no idea to be honest.

*sigh*

Once again, it's from Monty Python's Flying Circus. It's like, the most famous episode of that show ever.

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Ok this thread has long since crossed the line of acceptable perversions. I am afraid I will have to go inquisition on you lot.



Purge the thread!

***smiles at happy thoughts of dunking stools, iron maidens, stretch racks, bamboo under the finger nails, vice grips on senstive organs, being boiled alive in oil, slow roating alive, and other pleasant diversions***

Ahh, yes. Feeling much better now.

[Aisynia]

Nonvita wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Aisynia wrote...
Possibly bizarre question: What's that from?

I have no idea to be honest.

*sigh*

Once again, it's from Monty Python's Flying Circus. It's like, the most famous episode of that show ever.

Never watched.

[tmp7704]

klarabella wrote...

I know the pictures and they where harmless compared to the mental image the phrase "riding the poor boy like a wild stallion unicorn" painted.

Fixed. *runs like heck*

[Nonvita]

Aisynia wrote...

Never watched.

tmp7704 wrote...

klarabella wrote...

I know
the pictures and they where harmless compared to the mental image the
phrase "riding the poor boy like a wild stallion unicorn"
painted. ../../../images/forum/emoticons/sick.png

Fixed.
*runs like heck*

:wub::wub:

Modifié par Nonvita, 28 avril 2010 - 03:40 .

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

tmp7704 wrote...

klarabella wrote...

I know the pictures and they where harmless compared to the mental image the phrase "riding the poor boy like a wild stallion unicorn" painted.

Fixed. *runs like heck*

You horrid individual. I couldn't resist.




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[Serissia]

klarabella wrote...
Not true!

You don't know "Shades of Grey" and its sequels? Alistair/Zevran slash fic ... and a good one!

Alistair isn't actually gay though.  If he was even bicurious he would of taken up Isabella's offer to have Zev along.  Wade and Herren on the other hand are blatantly gay.  I know gay from a mile away!  I live w/ poofters w/ blue leopard mankinis.  Btw that is the least traumatic thing I can think that they have too.  PVC anyone?

[tmp7704]

Aisynia wrote...

Never watched.

[Aisynia]

tmp7704 wrote...

Aisynia wrote...

Never watched.

No clicky. Zero interest. So sorry.

[ejoslin]

Serissia wrote...

klarabella wrote...
Not true!

You don't know "Shades of Grey" and its sequels? Alistair/Zevran slash fic ... and a good one!

Alistair isn't actually gay though.  If he was even bicurious he would of taken up Isabella's offer to have Zev along.  Wade and Herren on the other hand are blatantly gay.  I know gay from a mile away!  I live w/ poofters w/ blue leopard mankinis.  Btw that is the least traumatic thing I can think that they have too.  PVC anyone?

Zev turned it down, not Alistair...

Edit: To be fair, I believe Zev turned it down because he thought Alistair would enjoy his first experience like THAT to be the only male involved.

Modifié par ejoslin, 28 avril 2010 - 03:45 .

[Costin_Razvan]

Why do people write the worst combinations in a gay sex scene? Urgh...humanity....must be purged!

Modifié par Costin_Razvan, 28 avril 2010 - 03:44 .

[Addai]

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Ok this thread has long since crossed the line of acceptable perversions. I am afraid I will have to go inquisition on you lot.

It certainly has.  We need to return to nice, wholesome shots of Alistair decapitating things while wearing nothing but the thane helmet.

[Nonvita]

Aisynia wrote...

tmp7704 wrote...

Aisynia wrote...

Never watched.

No clicky. Zero interest. So sorry.

What--why? It's one of the best shows ever.

ejoslin wrote...

Zev turned it down, not Alistair...

Edit:
To be fair, I believe Zev turned it down because he thought Alistair
would enjoy his first experience like THAT to be the only male involved.

Yes you're right. And you're right about why Zev turned it down--the writer commented on that.

And have you seen the longing eyes Ali makes toward M!Warden/Zevran makeout time?

Modifié par Nonvita, 28 avril 2010 - 03:46 .

[nos_astra]

ejoslin wrote...

Serissia wrote...

klarabella wrote...
Not true!

You don't know "Shades of Grey" and its sequels? Alistair/Zevran slash fic ... and a good one!

Alistair isn't actually gay though.  If he was even bicurious he would of taken up Isabella's offer to have Zev along.  Wade and Herren on the other hand are blatantly gay.  I know gay from a mile away!  I live w/ poofters w/ blue leopard mankinis.  Btw that is the least traumatic thing I can think that they have too.  PVC anyone?

Zev turned it down, not Alistair...

See, Ali/Zev is entirely possible.

[nranola]

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

tmp7704 wrote...

klarabella wrote...

I know the pictures and they where harmless compared to the mental image the phrase "riding the poor boy like a wild stallion unicorn" painted.

Fixed. *runs like heck*

You horrid individual. I couldn't resist.




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AAAAAALWAYS

[ejoslin]

I can't believe there is Monty Python hate here I didn't think there was such a thing!

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

Serissia wrote...

klarabella wrote...
Not true!

You don't know "Shades of Grey" and its sequels? Alistair/Zevran slash fic ... and a good one!

Alistair isn't actually gay though.  If he was even bicurious he would of taken up Isabella's offer to have Zev along.  Wade and Herren on the other hand are blatantly gay.  I know gay from a mile away!  I live w/ poofters w/ blue leopard mankinis.  Btw that is the least traumatic thing I can think that they have too.  PVC anyone?

true story: My most traumatic gay moment.

Sitting in my buddy's house on a warm summer night, drinking lethal amounts of absinthe, Nine Inche Nails Closer to God cranked on the stereo, then the gay landlord comes sashaying through back door, out of his mind on exstacy, dressed in PVC nurse outfit and starts dancing on the living room floor, thinking there was a house party going on.

For some reason, looking at Alistair-corn just makes those memories even mroe vivid.

[Nonvita]

ejoslin wrote...

I can't believe there is Monty Python hate here I didn't think there was such a thing!

Me neither!

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

true story: My most traumatic
gay moment.

Sitting in my buddy's house on a warm summer night,
drinking lethal amounts of absinthe, Nine Inche Nails Closer to God
cranked on the stereo, then the gay landlord comes sashaying through
back door, out of his mind on exstacy, dressed in PVC nurse outfit and
starts dancing on the living room floor, thinking there was a house
party going on.

For some reason, looking at Alistair-corn just
makes those memories even mroe vivid.

Ahhh reminds me of some good times.

Modifié par Nonvita, 28 avril 2010 - 03:48 .

[Serissia]

ejoslin wrote...
Zev turned it down, not Alistair...

Edit: To be fair, I believe Zev turned it down because he thought Alistair would enjoy his first experience like THAT to be the only male involved.

Alistair would of never been the same if it had been PC/Isabella/Zev w/ him.  Poor boy...

[Lady Jess]

Serissia wrote...

klarabella wrote...
Not true!

You don't know "Shades of Grey" and its sequels? Alistair/Zevran slash fic ... and a good one!

Alistair isn't actually gay though.  If he was even bicurious he would of taken up Isabella's offer to have Zev along.  Wade and Herren on the other hand are blatantly gay.  I know gay from a mile away!  I live w/ poofters w/ blue leopard mankinis.  Btw that is the least traumatic thing I can think that they have too.  PVC anyone?

Ack! has a sudden urge to change the title of her story...

[Herr Uhl]

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

true story: My most traumatic gay moment.

Sitting in my buddy's house on a warm summer night, drinking lethal amounts of absinthe, Nine Inche Nails Closer to God cranked on the stereo, then the gay landlord comes sashaying through back door, out of his mind on exstacy, dressed in PVC nurse outfit and starts dancing on the living room floor, thinking there was a house party going on.

For some reason, looking at Alistair-corn just makes those memories even mroe vivid.

How is that traumatic?

[Aisynia]

Nonvita wrote...

ejoslin wrote...

I can't believe there is Monty Python hate here I didn't think there was such a thing!

Me neither!

Hate? Who said hate?

No interest. Disinterested.

Brittish humor usually goes right over my head, so there's a chance I won't find it amusing. On the other hand, I could love it, and then what? I'm addicted to yet another show? I don't really need that right now, I have enough on my plate without being driven to obssessively hunt down and watch every last episode (however few or many there are).

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

Herr Uhl wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

true story: My most traumatic gay moment.

Sitting in my buddy's house on a warm summer night, drinking lethal amounts of absinthe, Nine Inche Nails Closer to God cranked on the stereo, then the gay landlord comes sashaying through back door, out of his mind on exstacy, dressed in PVC nurse outfit and starts dancing on the living room floor, thinking there was a house party going on.

For some reason, looking at Alistair-corn just makes those memories even mroe vivid.

How is that traumatic?

Uhhh.....let's just say the landlord came at a rather inopportune moment, and we weren't just drinking absinthe, and I'' just leave it at that...

**Ahem***

***Goes back to staring adoringly at Alistair-corn:wub::wub:***

[Serissia]

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...
true story: My most traumatic gay moment.

Sitting in my buddy's house on a warm summer night, drinking lethal amounts of absinthe, Nine Inche Nails Closer to God cranked on the stereo, then the gay landlord comes sashaying through back door, out of his mind on exstacy, dressed in PVC nurse outfit and starts dancing on the living room floor, thinking there was a house party going on.

For some reason, looking at Alistair-corn just makes those memories even mroe vivid.

That's priceless.

I had way too much to drink one night at club Hell (that's the real name).  I tripped and fell into one of the waitresses, it really was purely accidental.  Anyhow, she complained and I was asked politely to leave.  I think my X dragged me out of the club and took me home.  I fell asleep on my best mate's bed.  I woke up when a body forcefully landed on me.  My mate had tossed down a guy on top of me and started making out w/ him w/o even noticing me in the bed.  We were both drunk and a fight broke out because of it.  The other guy politely excused himself and left.  Well, come to find out the guy my mate had almost slept with had a vagina and was actually a straight cross dresser working towards a sex change.