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[Nonvita]

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Uhhh.....let's just say the landlord came at a rather inopportune moment, and we weren't just drinking absinthe, and I'' just leave it at that...

**Ahem***

***Goes back to staring adoringly at Alistair-corn:wub::wub:***

Oh I've had worse. The least of which being landlord and one of the property owners coming in while a giant box full of various... things sat open on the table...


Yay good times!

[mellifera]

You know... for some reason Loghain/Alistair doesn't bother me as much as Loghain by himself. I don't even want to begin rationalizing that.



I'll.... I'll go back to eating my cookies now.

[Aisynia]

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

true story: My most traumatic gay moment.

Sitting in my buddy's house on a warm summer night, drinking lethal amounts of absinthe, Nine Inche Nails Closer to God cranked on the stereo, then the gay landlord comes sashaying through back door, out of his mind on exstacy, dressed in PVC nurse outfit and starts dancing on the living room floor, thinking there was a house party going on.

For some reason, looking at Alistair-corn just makes those memories even mroe vivid.

How is that traumatic?

Uhhh.....let's just say the landlord came at a rather inopportune moment, and we weren't just drinking absinthe, and I'' just leave it at that...

**Ahem***

***Goes back to staring adoringly at Alistair-corn:wub::wub:***

Ouch, yeah being walked in on is .. never fun.

Well, I mean, I won't ignore the possibility of some super fortuitous "walk in" sometime in the future but I'm not counting on it, considering how amazingly rare it is, but you never know.

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

Serissia wrote...

That's priceless.

I had way too much to drink one night at club Hell (that's the real name).  I tripped and fell into one of the waitresses, it really was purely accidental.  Anyhow, she complained and I was asked politely to leave.  I think my X dragged me out of the club and took me home.  I fell asleep on my best mate's bed.  I woke up when a body forcefully landed on me.  My mate had tossed down a guy on top of me and started making out w/ him w/o even noticing me in the bed.  We were both drunk and a fight broke out because of it.  The other guy politely excused himself and left.  Well, come to find out the guy my mate had almost slept with had a vagina and was actually a straight cross dresser working towards a sex change.

Oh, now that's just far out. Sounds like we ran on paralell realities. 



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[Serissia]

yukidama wrote...

You know... for some reason Loghain/Alistair doesn't bother me as much as Loghain by himself. I don't even want to begin rationalizing that.

I'll.... I'll go back to eating my cookies now.

Any more tight pants dreams?  Just think wet tight pants on Loghain w/ his hot raccoon eyes and gravel filled voice.

[mellifera]

Nonvita wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Uhhh.....let's just say the landlord came at a rather inopportune moment, and we weren't just drinking absinthe, and I'' just leave it at that...

**Ahem***

***Goes back to staring adoringly at Alistair-corn:wub::wub:***

Oh I've had worse. The least of which being landlord and one of the property owners coming in while a giant box full of various... things sat open on the table...


Yay good times!

Reminds me of the time my cousin gave my mom a ****** as a joke gift for her birthday. My mom proceeded to draw a face and clothes on it with a marker, and then put it on a shelf along with some porcelain figures we had on it. It sat there for a while, until my mom's boss came over for dinner one day and just glanced over and said "What is that?"

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[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

Aisynia wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

true story: My most traumatic gay moment.

Sitting in my buddy's house on a warm summer night, drinking lethal amounts of absinthe, Nine Inche Nails Closer to God cranked on the stereo, then the gay landlord comes sashaying through back door, out of his mind on exstacy, dressed in PVC nurse outfit and starts dancing on the living room floor, thinking there was a house party going on.

For some reason, looking at Alistair-corn just makes those memories even mroe vivid.

How is that traumatic?

Uhhh.....let's just say the landlord came at a rather inopportune moment, and we weren't just drinking absinthe, and I'' just leave it at that...

**Ahem***

***Goes back to staring adoringly at Alistair-corn:wub::wub:***

Ouch, yeah being walked in on is .. never fun.

Well, I mean, I won't ignore the possibility of some super fortuitous "walk in" sometime in the future but I'm not counting on it, considering how amazingly rare it is, but you never know.

We were a bit out of our minds, and our reaction was to stare in detatched amusement. The landlord didn't even seem to notice or care.

Now a fortuitous "walk in" would be like being in the middle of licking Alistair's lampost, and suddenly, Teagan, Dunca, and Riordan all burst into the tent asking to share ours because the wind blew theirs away.

[Aisynia]

I may have something to make you feel better about your own situation actually, at least it was landlord/friend in your cases.



When I was in high school, what feels like many moons ago now, me and my GF at the time snuck off together. I was more or less homeless at the time, my house had burned down two years before (in 96) and my family was pretty much surviving on the charity of others at the time. Barely holding jobs, staying at friends houses. I would usually stay at relatives or friends, it changed a lot. I had a backpack with two outfits and that was about it as far as belongings went.



Anyways we had unpowered (no batteries) trailers at the property where my house used to be. Me and my GF and my sister and her BF were all hanging out. They went down the road to my grandma's to do something or other NON-naughty so me and Amanda snuck into the trailer.



Yeah, five minutes later my sister walks in bug-eyed. It was awful!



She also had a penchant for calling me every day while we were "busy". Such a buzz-kill! sometimes I wondered if she somehow guessed and did it on purpose.

[mellifera]

Serissia wrote...

yukidama wrote...

You know... for some reason Loghain/Alistair doesn't bother me as much as Loghain by himself. I don't even want to begin rationalizing that.

I'll.... I'll go back to eating my cookies now.

Any more tight pants dreams?  Just think wet tight pants on Loghain w/ his hot raccoon eyes and gravel filled voice.

No, no dreams thankfully but now I really want some retcon for that mental image you just gave me.

[Aisynia]

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Aisynia wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

true story: My most traumatic gay moment.

Sitting in my buddy's house on a warm summer night, drinking lethal amounts of absinthe, Nine Inche Nails Closer to God cranked on the stereo, then the gay landlord comes sashaying through back door, out of his mind on exstacy, dressed in PVC nurse outfit and starts dancing on the living room floor, thinking there was a house party going on.

For some reason, looking at Alistair-corn just makes those memories even mroe vivid.

How is that traumatic?

Uhhh.....let's just say the landlord came at a rather inopportune moment, and we weren't just drinking absinthe, and I'' just leave it at that...

**Ahem***

***Goes back to staring adoringly at Alistair-corn:wub::wub:***

Ouch, yeah being walked in on is .. never fun.

Well, I mean, I won't ignore the possibility of some super fortuitous "walk in" sometime in the future but I'm not counting on it, considering how amazingly rare it is, but you never know.

We were a bit out of our minds, and our reaction was to stare in detatched amusement. The landlord didn't even seem to notice or care.

Now a fortuitous "walk in" would be like being in the middle of licking Alistair's lampost, and suddenly, Teagan, Dunca, and Riordan all burst into the tent asking to share ours because the wind blew theirs away.

I'll take Teagan for sure, the others.. well I guess they can come

[Serissia]

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...
Now a fortuitous "walk in" would be like being in the middle of licking Alistair's lampost, and suddenly, Teagan, Dunca, and Riordan all burst into the tent asking to share ours because the wind blew theirs away.

That never happens in real life though unless you're Hugh Hefner or something. 

Teagan/Alistair/PC threesome would be awesome. 

[Aisynia]

Serissia wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...
Now a fortuitous "walk in" would be like being in the middle of licking Alistair's lampost, and suddenly, Teagan, Dunca, and Riordan all burst into the tent asking to share ours because the wind blew theirs away.

That never happens in real life though unless you're Hugh Hefner or something. 

Teagan/Alistair/PC threesome would be awesome. 

I should learn to mod just to make this happen.

[mellifera]

Serissia wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...
Now a fortuitous "walk in" would be like being in the middle of licking Alistair's lampost, and suddenly, Teagan, Dunca, and Riordan all burst into the tent asking to share ours because the wind blew theirs away.

That never happens in real life though unless you're Hugh Hefner or something. 

Teagan/Alistair/PC threesome would be awesome. 

Yes plz

[Costin_Razvan]

What mods are you using, yukidama?

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

yukidama wrote...

Nonvita wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Uhhh.....let's just say the landlord came at a rather inopportune moment, and we weren't just drinking absinthe, and I'' just leave it at that...

**Ahem***

***Goes back to staring adoringly at Alistair-corn:wub::wub:***

Oh I've had worse. The least of which being landlord and one of the property owners coming in while a giant box full of various... things sat open on the table...


Yay good times!

Reminds me of the time my cousin gave my mom a ****** as a joke gift for her birthday. My mom proceeded to draw a face and clothes on it with a marker, and then put it on a shelf along with some porcelain figures we had on it. It sat there for a while, until my mom's boss came over for dinner one day and just glanced over and said "What is that?"

Did she tell him it was her Employee of the Month Award?

[mellifera]

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

yukidama wrote...

Nonvita wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Uhhh.....let's just say the landlord came at a rather inopportune moment, and we weren't just drinking absinthe, and I'' just leave it at that...

**Ahem***

***Goes back to staring adoringly at Alistair-corn:wub::wub:***

Oh I've had worse. The least of which being landlord and one of the property owners coming in while a giant box full of various... things sat open on the table...


Yay good times!

Reminds me of the time my cousin gave my mom a ****** as a joke gift for her birthday. My mom proceeded to draw a face and clothes on it with a marker, and then put it on a shelf along with some porcelain figures we had on it. It sat there for a while, until my mom's boss came over for dinner one day and just glanced over and said "What is that?"

Did she tell him it was her Employee of the Month Award?

No, her boss luckily had a sense of humor and laughed it off. My mom was practically purple with embarrassment. I was probably 11 when this all happened, which makes me wonder just why a ****** was left out in the open in the first place with kids around Not that I didn't know what a penis was, we had sex education in school, but a ****** drawn on to look like it was wearing a tuxedo is a bit much.

[mellifera]

Costin_Razvan wrote...

What mods are you using, yukidama?

Improved Atmosphere (I don't use the face morphs) and Alistair is wearing the Grey Warden Runic Armor.

[Addai]

Serissia wrote...

Teagan/Alistair/PC threesome would be awesome. 

I'm boring, I know, and straight.  But there shall be no crossing of swords in my PCs' tent, no Isabela cooties, etc.  I feel weird enough about having different characters romance Alistair.  An elf here, a HNF there...  the man is busy.

[Nonvita]

yukidama wrote...

No, her boss luckily had a sense of humor and laughed it off. My mom was practically purple with embarrassment. I was probably 11 when this all happened, which makes me wonder just why a ****** was left out in the open in the first place with kids around Not that I didn't know what a penis was, we had sex education in school, but a ****** drawn on to look like it was wearing a tuxedo is a bit much.

Ahaha that's hilarious! In my case it was stuff that could have sent us to jail for a long time, but your story is much funnier.

[Lady Jess]

Addai67 wrote...

Serissia wrote...

Teagan/Alistair/PC threesome would be awesome. 

I'm boring, I know, and straight.  But there shall be no crossing of swords in my PCs' tent, no Isabela cooties, etc.  I feel weird enough about having different characters romance Alistair.  An elf here, a HNF there...  the man is busy.

I'll be boring right along with you! Though I keep Alistair a little less busy. my City/dalish girls won't consider it. Actually my Dalish might...she never agreed with killing the humans, and Alistair is so sweet. But my city elf...well Zev for her...lol

[mellifera]

Nonvita wrote...

yukidama wrote...

No, her boss luckily had a sense of humor and laughed it off. My mom was practically purple with embarrassment. I was probably 11 when this all happened, which makes me wonder just why a ****** was left out in the open in the first place with kids around Not that I didn't know what a penis was, we had sex education in school, but a ****** drawn on to look like it was wearing a tuxedo is a bit much.

Ahaha that's hilarious! In my case it was stuff that could have sent us to jail for a long time, but your story is much funnier.

I guess it says a lot about me that I see someone mention a box full of "things" and my mind immediately makes a connection to dildos.

[Nonvita]

yukidama wrote...

I guess it says a lot about me that I see someone mention a box full of "things" and my mind immediately makes a connection to dildos.

Certainly nothing wrong with that!

[Serissia]

Does Duncan have pants on under his manskirt? I've never been able to tell.

[Aisynia]

yukidama wrote...

Nonvita wrote...

yukidama wrote...

No, her boss luckily had a sense of humor and laughed it off. My mom was practically purple with embarrassment. I was probably 11 when this all happened, which makes me wonder just why a ****** was left out in the open in the first place with kids around Not that I didn't know what a penis was, we had sex education in school, but a ****** drawn on to look like it was wearing a tuxedo is a bit much.

Ahaha that's hilarious! In my case it was stuff that could have sent us to jail for a long time, but your story is much funnier.

I guess it says a lot about me that I see someone mention a box full of "things" and my mind immediately makes a connection to dildos.

This reminds me.. it seems that the Wonders of Thedas sells dildos. Wynne sounded surprised when she discovered one made of Jade o.o

[thegreateski]

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