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[Nonvita]

Aisynia wrote...

This reminds me.. it seems that the Wonders of Thedas sells dildos. Wynne sounded surprised when she discovered one made of Jade o.o

Ah yes, now you've got me scheming again about ways to make sure one of them 'accidentally' ends up in Alistair's bags while he goes about shopping for his action figures. :innocent:

[Serissia]

Aisynia wrote...
This reminds me.. it seems that the Wonders of Thedas sells dildos. Wynne sounded surprised when she discovered one made of Jade o.o

That would be very cold going in...

[mellifera]

Serissia wrote...

Aisynia wrote...
This reminds me.. it seems that the Wonders of Thedas sells dildos. Wynne sounded surprised when she discovered one made of Jade o.o

That would be very cold going in...

It'll be warm soon enough.

[nos_astra]

thegreateski wrote...

*reads the last 10 pages*

This is . . . . horrible. This thread must be purged.

With a boomstick.

A boomstick? Is it wearing a tuxedo and does it have a cute little face painted on it?

Edit: I needed to look at urban dictionary to understand what a boomstick is. My mind immediately went back to ******. How does one purge a thread with a ******?

Modifié par klarabella, 28 avril 2010 - 04:35 .

[Aisynia]

yukidama wrote...

Serissia wrote...

Aisynia wrote...
This reminds me.. it seems that the Wonders of Thedas sells dildos. Wynne sounded surprised when she discovered one made of Jade o.o

That would be very cold going in...

It'll be warm soon enough.

Hold it near the campfire for a minute, just make sure no one else sees.

[mellifera]

<--- I am very curious as to why my character is suddenly naked.

[Aisynia]

She's just getting into the spirit of things, obviously.

[Maria13]

Ah the gush thread...!



My refuge always in difficult times...

[Addai]

Lady Jess wrote...

I'll be boring right along with you! Though I keep Alistair a little less busy. my City/dalish girls won't consider it. Actually my Dalish might...she never agreed with killing the humans, and Alistair is so sweet. But my city elf...well Zev for her...lol

My previous mage character was a Zev girl, and my city elf.  The mage did sleep with Alistair, then broke up after learning of his identity.  It was mainly because on the CEF I had felt so guilty about sending A. off to Morrigan for his first time.    Though that CEF was the first character where I managed never to turn Alistair's romance on the whole game.  I thought that quite a feat!

Modifié par Addai67, 28 avril 2010 - 04:36 .

[Aisynia]

I'm horrible.. I usually trigger all the romances just to hear everyone get all jealous

[thegreateski]

klarabella wrote...

thegreateski wrote...

*reads the last 10 pages*

This is . . . . horrible. This thread must be purged.

With a boomstick.

A boomstick? Is it wearing a tuxedo and does it have a cute little face painted on it?

Edit: I needed to look at urban dictionary to understand what a boomstick is. My mind immediately went back to ******. How does one purge a thread with a ******?

This . . . is my . . . . BOOMSTICK!

Modifié par thegreateski, 28 avril 2010 - 04:39 .

[mellifera]

Aisynia wrote...

She's just getting into the spirit of things, obviously.

LOL... well, last I left them they were in camp. Clearly she is getting up to all sorts of naughty adventures while I am away. Alistair approves +1234259302390059365

[Addai]

Aisynia wrote...
This reminds me.. it seems that the Wonders of Thedas sells dildos. Wynne sounded surprised when she discovered one made of Jade o.o

I thought that was a figurine?  Like the Bel statues you see everywhere in tourist traps across the Mediterranean.

[Maria13]

Serissia wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...
Now a fortuitous "walk in" would be like being in the middle of licking Alistair's lampost, and suddenly, Teagan, Dunca, and Riordan all burst into the tent asking to share ours because the wind blew theirs away.

That never happens in real life though unless you're Hugh Hefner or something. 

Teagan/Alistair/PC threesome would be awesome. 

Indeed but as Brit comedian Russell Brand  is on record as saying the guys would have to look out for the "accidental nut knocks" on those... Not that the PC wd care. 

[mellifera]

Addai67 wrote...

Aisynia wrote...
This reminds me.. it seems that the Wonders of Thedas sells dildos. Wynne sounded surprised when she discovered one made of Jade o.o

I thought that was a figurine?  Like the Bel statues you see everywhere in tourist traps across the Mediterranean.

Oh, it's a figurine alright.... a very detailed representation of a.... you know.

[Maria13]

Addai67 wrote...

Aisynia wrote...
This reminds me.. it seems that the Wonders of Thedas sells dildos. Wynne sounded surprised when she discovered one made of Jade o.o

I thought that was a figurine?  Like the Bel statues you see everywhere in tourist traps across the Mediterranean.

Nope it's a ****** Wynne says "In the shape of...  Why that's disgusting!"

[mellifera]

Maria13 wrote...

Addai67 wrote...

Aisynia wrote...
This reminds me.. it seems that the Wonders of Thedas sells dildos. Wynne sounded surprised when she discovered one made of Jade o.o

I thought that was a figurine?  Like the Bel statues you see everywhere in tourist traps across the Mediterranean.

Nope it's a ****** Wynne says "In the shape of...  Why that's disgusting!"

Those mages, they're a freaky-ass bunch.

[Addai]

Maria13 wrote...

Nope it's a ****** Wynne says "In the shape of...  Why that's disgusting!"

Oh, ha.  Wynne decorates my camp along with Leliana so it's been a while since I heard that.  She does make some funny comments, also when you enter The Pearl and she says "don't touch anything."

[Aisynia]

Maria13 wrote...

Addai67 wrote...

Aisynia wrote...
This reminds me.. it seems that the Wonders of Thedas sells dildos. Wynne sounded surprised when she discovered one made of Jade o.o

I thought that was a figurine?  Like the Bel statues you see everywhere in tourist traps across the Mediterranean.

Nope it's a ****** Wynne says "In the shape of...  Why that's disgusting!"

Actually, I think she calls it rude, but same difference.. what she calls rude, I call "Hello mister Tranquil, how much?"

[Aisynia]

Addai67 wrote...

Maria13 wrote...

Nope it's a ****** Wynne says "In the shape of...  Why that's disgusting!"

Oh, ha.  Wynne decorates my camp along with Leliana so it's been a while since I heard that.  She does make some funny comments, also when you enter The Pearl and she says "don't touch anything."

Lol Leliana and Wynne almost never, ever leave my party

My most common party on my mages are Morrigan, Leli (archery) and Wynne.

Nothing survives more than a couple seconds.

[mellifera]

Aisynia wrote...

Maria13 wrote...

Addai67 wrote...

Aisynia wrote...
This reminds me.. it seems that the Wonders of Thedas sells dildos. Wynne sounded surprised when she discovered one made of Jade o.o

I thought that was a figurine?  Like the Bel statues you see everywhere in tourist traps across the Mediterranean.

Nope it's a ****** Wynne says "In the shape of...  Why that's disgusting!"

Actually, I think she calls it rude, but same difference.. what she calls rude, I call "Hello mister Tranquil, how much?"

Psh, like Wynne wasn't getting it on left and right in the tower. I think hitting on Alistair is ~ruder~ (and certainly a bigger affront to me) than a jade ******. It's made of a pretty stone so it's classy.

Modifié par yukidama, 28 avril 2010 - 04:52 .

[Addai]

yukidama wrote...

Those mages, they're a freaky-ass bunch.

Obviously, Teagan has visited Wonders of Thedas.  Hence his heavy eyebrow-waggle to the female mage.  "I could think of many reasons why a man would be so...  *hubba hubba*... brave."

I had to let Teagan say that in front of Alistair so A. would get the hint. 

Modifié par Addai67, 28 avril 2010 - 04:50 .

[Addai]

Aisynia wrote...

Lol Leliana and Wynne almost never, ever leave my party

Ugh, the preachiness factor goes up astronomically when you add one or the other.  I played that way my 1st couple characters and finally one day said "you know, I'm sick of your blather."  Haven't looked back since.  On a mage PC, Wynne doesn't even leave the Tower.

[mellifera]

Addai67 wrote...

Aisynia wrote...

Lol Leliana and Wynne almost never, ever leave my party

Ugh, the preachiness factor goes up astronomically when you add one or the other.  I played that way my 1st couple characters and finally one day said "you know, I'm sick of your blather."  Haven't looked back since.  On a mage PC, Wynne doesn't even leave the Tower.

Oh god, the worst is having Wynne and Morrigan in your party. I wanted to bash my brains out against a wall whenever Wynne started ragging on Morrigan. STFU. The only time I can stand Wynne in my party is if Alistair is there and no one else, and only because Alistair is so cute in his banter with her. When she's not going all weirdo cougar on him, that is.

[Aisynia]

Addai67 wrote...

Aisynia wrote...

Lol Leliana and Wynne almost never, ever leave my party

Ugh, the preachiness factor goes up astronomically when you add one or the other.  I played that way my 1st couple characters and finally one day said "you know, I'm sick of your blather."  Haven't looked back since.  On a mage PC, Wynne doesn't even leave the Tower.

How is Leliana preachy just because she expresses her views? She doesn't force them on anyone, she just wants to be accepted. wynne, on the other hand, is preachy. However, she's just trying to help, her heart is in the right place, and she can be made to admit when she's wrong, which is something most other companions never do.