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Alistair, post-coronation... and/or Alistair gush thread (Origins/Awakening Spoilers)


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sylvanaerie

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LadyDamodred wrote...

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Wow, I wonder if that strip the NPC wand works on Duncan. I'd have him doing The Joining naked.


Is it wrong to wonder if Duncan's penis has a beard?



*Blink Blink* Posted Image  I LOL'ed at this...and sprayed water on my monitor...

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TheGrumpyOne wrote...

Submit yourself to the Taint.
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:o  how one earth did someone manage this?

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sylvanaerie wrote...

LadyDamodred wrote...

Serissia wrote...

Wow, I wonder if that strip the NPC wand works on Duncan. I'd have him doing The Joining naked.


Is it wrong to wonder if Duncan's penis has a beard?



*Blink Blink* Posted Image  I LOL'ed at this...and sprayed water on my monitor...

Ahem. No! Not wrong at all.........

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sylvanaerie wrote...

LadyDamodred wrote...

Serissia wrote...

Wow, I wonder if that strip the NPC wand works on Duncan. I'd have him doing The Joining naked.


Is it wrong to wonder if Duncan's penis has a beard?



*Blink Blink* Posted Image  I LOL'ed at this...and sprayed water on my monitor...


XD  The worst part is that that was MY FIRST THOUGHT!  I need help.  Posted Image

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AnniLau wrote...

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Then begone, heathen! That the Grey wardens accept the likes of you is forever their greatest weakness!

:devil:


But I killed the Archdemon! A few times!

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(I love that face. :lol:)



Pheh. The Arch demon was the maker's punishment on Ferelden for not immediately recognizing the awesomeness of Teagan at Landsmeet  and making him king.

So by killing the AD, you defied his will. Heathen!:whistle:

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LadyDamodred wrote...

Serissia wrote...

Wow, I wonder if that strip the NPC wand works on Duncan. I'd have him doing The Joining naked.


Is it wrong to wonder if Duncan's penis has a beard?


I bet it does!

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TotoroTori wrote...

:o  how one earth did someone manage this?

Cutscene editor probably. I figure it's pretty easy to attach Duncan's head to any male body no matter how (un)dressed. Posted Image

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cmessaz wrote...

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I think the PC would explode and create a blackhole...I can't imagine it would survive the sheer power of the Beard thus unleashed on an unsuspecting world...

Oh we need a Improved Atmosphere-Duncan's Beard expansion. They could charge money. But yeah my computer is not known to handle awsomeness well, as seen by my crashes when using mana clash as well as any other cool spell. Oddly enough handles Armageddon spells just fine......


That's been a problem since 1.03 was installed. I get it with Holy Smite and Cleanse Area about half the time I cast them.

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Lady Jess wrote...

cmessaz wrote...

sylvanaerie wrote...
I think the PC would explode and create a blackhole...I can't imagine it would survive the sheer power of the Beard thus unleashed on an unsuspecting world...

Oh we need a Improved Atmosphere-Duncan's Beard expansion. They could charge money. But yeah my computer is not known to handle awsomeness well, as seen by my crashes when using mana clash as well as any other cool spell. Oddly enough handles Armageddon spells just fine......


That's been a problem since 1.03 was installed. I get it with Holy Smite and Cleanse Area about half the time I cast them.

Ser Archi uses that spirit smite and I crash. So the whole final battle I am praying for it not to use that one. The mage's tower is a pure nightmare for me. I have to save like crazy. I can't play as a rogue at all because I can't throw bombs.

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There is ot enough Alistair in thew Alistair thread. He disapproves



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tmp7704 wrote...

TotoroTori wrote...

:o  how one earth did someone manage this?

Cutscene editor probably. I figure it's pretty easy to attach Duncan's head to any male body no matter how (un)dressed. Posted Image


people are just simply amazing next thing you will know we will have an image of Duncan or some male character running around in a pretty dress...

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Aww he knows we love him.

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cmessaz wrote...

Lady Jess wrote...

cmessaz wrote...

sylvanaerie wrote...
I think the PC would explode and create a blackhole...I can't imagine it would survive the sheer power of the Beard thus unleashed on an unsuspecting world...

Oh we need a Improved Atmosphere-Duncan's Beard expansion. They could charge money. But yeah my computer is not known to handle awsomeness well, as seen by my crashes when using mana clash as well as any other cool spell. Oddly enough handles Armageddon spells just fine......


That's been a problem since 1.03 was installed. I get it with Holy Smite and Cleanse Area about half the time I cast them.

Ser Archi uses that spirit smite and I crash. So the whole final battle I am praying for it not to use that one. The mage's tower is a pure nightmare for me. I have to save like crazy. I can't play as a rogue at all because I can't throw bombs.


The bombs thing is 1.03 too I believe. Any heavy AoE has a 50% chance to crash me to desktop, and I'm on a brand new pc, with 6gb RAM, and dual 1gb video cards.

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Not enough Alistair? Ok...
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Lady Jess wrote...

cmessaz wrote...

Lady Jess wrote...

cmessaz wrote...

sylvanaerie wrote...
I think the PC would explode and create a blackhole...I can't imagine it would survive the sheer power of the Beard thus unleashed on an unsuspecting world...

Oh we need a Improved Atmosphere-Duncan's Beard expansion. They could charge money. But yeah my computer is not known to handle awsomeness well, as seen by my crashes when using mana clash as well as any other cool spell. Oddly enough handles Armageddon spells just fine......


That's been a problem since 1.03 was installed. I get it with Holy Smite and Cleanse Area about half the time I cast them.

Ser Archi uses that spirit smite and I crash. So the whole final battle I am praying for it not to use that one. The mage's tower is a pure nightmare for me. I have to save like crazy. I can't play as a rogue at all because I can't throw bombs.


The bombs thing is 1.03 too I believe. Any heavy AoE has a 50% chance to crash me to desktop, and I'm on a brand new pc, with 6gb RAM, and dual 1gb video cards.

Yeah, it's not just you. I have an expensive video card and 8gb RAM, so my pc performance isn't the issue. I was able to use bombs and all the spells prior to the patch.

Modifié par cmessaz, 03 mai 2010 - 06:04 .


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Here, semi nekkid Alistair.



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Awww. No NB mod, skadi?

Serissia- Oh how I wish Wynne was romancable now. HOT!Posted Image

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cmessaz wrote...

Awww. No NB mod, skadi?



Noooo...no nekkid mods. After I saw screenshots of RTO and the "Royal Welcome" you get from Cailan's corpse, I decided that something are better left untampered with. As well as running through Howe's dungeon, and all those prisoner's being quite "happy to see me". Not that it wasn't flattering.

I decided I'll keep Alistair's Chantry Cherry safely wrapped up in his deerskin thong. :wub:

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Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

cmessaz wrote...

Awww. No NB mod, skadi?



Noooo...no nekkid mods. After I saw screenshots of RTO and the "Royal Welcome" you get from Cailan's corpse, I decided that something are better left untampered with. As well as running through Howe's dungeon, and all those prisoner's being quite "happy to see me". Not that it wasn't flattering.

I decided I'll keep Alistair's Chantry Cherry safely wrapped up in his deerskin thong. :wub:

Yeah, I tried everyone's advice and made them flacid, but thats worse cause I kept thinking of an elephant trunk. I was laughing all the way through said scene.

Another Chantry Cherry lover! I'm soo pissed they took that clip down.

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Yeah, I tried everyone's advice and made them flacid, but thats worse cause I kept thinking of an elephant trunk. I was laughing all the way through said scene.


*dies* that's too much!

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Serissia wrote...

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Yeah, I tried everyone's advice and made them flacid, but thats worse cause I kept thinking of an elephant trunk. I was laughing all the way through said scene.


*dies* that's too much!


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Serissia wrote...

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Yeah, I tried everyone's advice and made them flacid, but thats worse cause I kept thinking of an elephant trunk. I was laughing all the way through said scene.


*dies* that's too much!

Oh it looks terrible. Try it.

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Break out your hunting rifles.



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Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

cmessaz wrote...

Awww. No NB mod, skadi?



Noooo...no nekkid mods. After I saw screenshots of RTO and the "Royal Welcome" you get from Cailan's corpse, I decided that something are better left untampered with. As well as running through Howe's dungeon, and all those prisoner's being quite "happy to see me". Not that it wasn't flattering.

I decided I'll keep Alistair's Chantry Cherry safely wrapped up in his deerskin thong.


Oh yes that royal welcome or the werewolf men all turning back into humans and they are all 'grateful' to me


oh I got top page

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here's one of my favorite shots of Alistair
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