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Alistair, post-coronation... and/or Alistair gush thread (Origins/Awakening Spoilers)


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*borrows cuteness from Aimo*



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yukidama wrote...

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And how.

Anyway, I (once again) wanted to make a pervy joke about what's really going on here, but I will resist.


Now I'm curious. Don't leave me hanging!


Now I'm shy, but it involves what your PC is giving him in this picture and the possible, uh, double entendres that could be derived from such an exchange.

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Heh, that happens a lot. Seriously guys, turn em flacid. It is.....wrong. No better than at attention.

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:blink: It was Orator's Vestments... apparently if the file for Bodhan's store isn't installed it just adds a random npc. 

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cmessaz wrote...

Heh, that happens a lot. Seriously guys, turn em flacid. It is.....wrong. No better than at attention.


Did you try flacid and cut?

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Serissia wrote...

:blink: It was Orator's Vestments... apparently if the file for Bodhan's store isn't installed it just adds a random npc. 

Oh. I have the Bodhan's store version. Did bioware totally remove 1.02, even knowing the issues with 1.03?

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Serissia wrote...

cmessaz wrote...

Heh, that happens a lot. Seriously guys, turn em flacid. It is.....wrong. No better than at attention.


Did you try flacid and cut?

LOL @ the things you see when you glance in at the thread.

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SurelyForth wrote...

yukidama wrote...

SurelyForth wrote...
And how.

Anyway, I (once again) wanted to make a pervy joke about what's really going on here, but I will resist.


Now I'm curious. Don't leave me hanging!


Now I'm shy, but it involves what your PC is giving him in this picture and the possible, uh, double entendres that could be derived from such an exchange.


OH. LOLOLOLOL. I think the line right there was "Oh! Look at the cute little kitty!" Cute little kitty indeed.

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cmessaz wrote...

Heh, that happens a lot. Seriously guys, turn em flacid. It is.....wrong. No better than at attention.


The first time i played Return to Ostagar, i was given a very special kingly greeting.:blink:

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Serissia wrote...

cmessaz wrote...

Heh, that happens a lot. Seriously guys, turn em flacid. It is.....wrong. No better than at attention.


Did you try flacid and cut?

Would do so if I could get things working right again. DA modmanager went crazy on me and I couldn't figure out how to fix it.

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yukidama wrote...

SurelyForth wrote...

Now I'm shy, but it involves what your PC is giving him in this picture and the possible, uh, double entendres that could be derived from such an exchange.


OH. LOLOLOLOL. I think the line right there was "Oh! Look at the cute little kitty!" Cute little kitty indeed.


It's fairly sad for me, as I've *ahem* given him Sir Pounce so many times that I can immediately recognize what's going on there.

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TheGrumpyOne wrote...

cmessaz wrote...

Heh, that happens a lot. Seriously guys, turn em flacid. It is.....wrong. No better than at attention.


The first time i played Return to Ostagar, i was given a very special kingly greeting.:blink:

Isn't that just horrible. And Eimenrick, I just look away and escape out.

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LadyDamodred wrote...

And when it's pronounced 'AL-ee' it's a girl's name.  :x  Same way I can't call Leliana "Leli" like so many people do.  My HNF sometimes will call her "Lel" and my CEF calls her "Lels", but that's about it.  Oddly enough,  have no problem callign Zevran "Zev".

Uh, well my PC calls him whatever the game calls him, which is always Alistair.  I just call him Ali on the forums.  And there's nothing girl about that Ali. *  Posted Image

*  I submit the deerskin thong as proof.

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SurelyForth wrote...

yukidama wrote...

SurelyForth wrote...

Now I'm shy, but it involves what your PC is giving him in this picture and the possible, uh, double entendres that could be derived from such an exchange.


OH. LOLOLOLOL. I think the line right there was "Oh! Look at the cute little kitty!" Cute little kitty indeed.


It's fairly sad for me, as I've *ahem* given him Sir Pounce so many times that I can immediately recognize what's going on there.


I suppose there are worse people you can give your kitty to than Anders...:whistle:

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cmessaz wrote...

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cmessaz wrote...

Heh, that happens a lot. Seriously guys, turn em flacid. It is.....wrong. No better than at attention.


The first time i played Return to Ostagar, i was given a very special kingly greeting.:blink:

Isn't that just horrible. And Eimenrick, I just look away and escape out.


I jumped out of my chair, when i saw his dead boner.

Very creepy!

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This is BS. So, we either install 1.03 and crash every 5 minutes, or play the completely unupdated out-of-the-box version, which the DLC won't work with. That really frosts my a**.

IA has the bodies of your enemies stay throughout the game. So, if you stripped off their clothes, then there are dead boners all over the world.

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cmessaz wrote...

This is BS. So, we either install 1.03 and crash every 5 minutes, or play the completely unupdated out-of-the-box version, which the DLC won't work with. That really frosts my a**.


Google came up with these:

http://www.fileshack...gins Patch 1.02

http://www.fileshack...ins Patch 1.02a

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Yeah, I found one. I'm running a virus scan on it now first though. I'm just peeved that I have to go to an outside source. The new patch has broken the game for many people, and they remove 1.02 knowing this?

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What DLC won't work unless 1.03 is installed? I know awakening won't. How about Feastday stuff?Anyone know?

Serissia- NIIIICE!

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I suddenly remember why I keep urking in this thead :police:

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Oh, very nice.  When is he sitting like that in camp?

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I hope he washes after that...

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Uh hope there's no hard rocks under his bum, that be just a tad painful lmao

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Yeah, I like that NB combo on Alistair. I still need to tweak my HF some though. I'm scared that I'm oddly curious to see what the "dild* belt" would look like.