Ce sujet est ferméAlistair:"Yeah, I've never, y'know, either. Unless you count that one time you were passed out--I mean, nevermind."
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Alistair, post-coronation... and/or Alistair gush thread (Origins/Awakening Spoilers)
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#20851
Posté 16 mai 2010 - 10:18
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Every time I see Ali and Duncan standing over my Warden I flash back to Alistair's lamppost convo and think it should be changed.
Alistair:"Yeah, I've never, y'know, either. Unless you count that one time you were passed out--I mean, nevermind."
Warden:
Alistair:"Yeah, I've never, y'know, either. Unless you count that one time you were passed out--I mean, nevermind."
Warden:
Retour en haut
#20852
Posté 16 mai 2010 - 10:19
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KnightofPhoenix wrote...
I was about to say how much I like meat as well...but then the laughter that followed the original meat comment made me reconsider. Just to be clear, I hate that kind of meat.
yea, KoP...submit yourself to the taint
#20853
Posté 16 mai 2010 - 10:19
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Alistair approves ... and leaves Ferelden anyway.sylvanaerie wrote...
well at least he knows she loves meat and not sushi
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#20854
Posté 16 mai 2010 - 10:20
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Kryyptehk wrote...
Every time I see Ali and Duncan standing over my Warden I flash back to Alistair's lamppost convo and think it should be changed.
Alistair:"Yeah, I've never, y'know, either. Unless you count that one time you were passed out--I mean, nevermind."
Warden:
I doubt Alistair would take such upon himself. It would be Duncan doing it while he's standing on the side lines playing pocket pool.
#20855
Posté 16 mai 2010 - 10:20
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Kryyptehk wrote...
Every time I see Ali and Duncan standing over my Warden I flash back to Alistair's lamppost convo and think it should be changed.
Alistair:"Yeah, I've never, y'know, either. Unless you count that one time you were passed out--I mean, nevermind."
Warden:
*dies laughing again*
DAMMIT!
#20856
Posté 16 mai 2010 - 10:20
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He's gonna jump "borders"? Zevran immediately follows...klarabella wrote...
Alistair approves ... and leaves Ferelden anyway.sylvanaerie wrote...
well at least he knows she loves meat and not sushi
#20857
Posté 16 mai 2010 - 10:21
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Serissia wrote...
Kryyptehk wrote...
Every time I see Ali and Duncan standing over my Warden I flash back to Alistair's lamppost convo and think it should be changed.
Alistair:"Yeah, I've never, y'know, either. Unless you count that one time you were passed out--I mean, nevermind."
Warden:
I doubt Alistair would take such upon himself. It would be Duncan doing it while he's standing on the side lines playing pocket pool.
Oh my, pocket pool?
#20858
Posté 16 mai 2010 - 10:23
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Serissia wrote...
Kryyptehk wrote...
Every time I see Ali and Duncan standing over my Warden I flash back to Alistair's lamppost convo and think it should be changed.
Alistair:"Yeah, I've never, y'know, either. Unless you count that one time you were passed out--I mean, nevermind."
Warden:
I doubt Alistair would take such upon himself. It would be Duncan doing it while he's standing on the side lines playing pocket pool.
Agreed. No wonder he looks so fearful & nervous! And it puts Jory's, "I won't do this, I have a wife and kids" lines in a whoooole new light!
#20859
Posté 16 mai 2010 - 10:23
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That'd be a hell of a way to lose your virginity. To a woman passed out on the floor of an old temple, tasting like darkspawn and with your mentor not five feet away. I'm suddenly disturbed by my own joke.
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Posté 16 mai 2010 - 10:24
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sabreene wrote...
Agreed. No wonder he looks so fearful & nervous! And it puts Jory's, "I won't do this, I have a wife and kids" lines in a whoooole new light!
All must submit to the Beard's taint!
#20861
Posté 16 mai 2010 - 10:25
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Before i got natural bodies, my daughter stripped Alistair, Jory, Daveth and her PC down to their skivvies for the Joining...We both had a good laugh over that. Wish I had gotten her to get pictures now...sabreene wrote...
Serissia wrote...
Kryyptehk wrote...
Every time I see Ali and Duncan standing over my Warden I flash back to Alistair's lamppost convo and think it should be changed.
Alistair:"Yeah, I've never, y'know, either. Unless you count that one time you were passed out--I mean, nevermind."
Warden:
I doubt Alistair would take such upon himself. It would be Duncan doing it while he's standing on the side lines playing pocket pool.
Agreed. No wonder he looks so fearful & nervous! And it puts Jory's, "I won't do this, I have a wife and kids" lines in a whoooole new light!
#20862
Posté 16 mai 2010 - 10:25
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klarabella wrote...
I guess, it's a fitting contribution to the topic "licking a lamppost" ... Oh, I'm a big fan of meat. *dies laughing*
Alistair: Have you ever licked a lamppost in winter?
Lady: Oh, I'm a big fan of meat.
*cries*
XD Oh lord, I think Alistair would have either gone completely red or been completely confused. Either reaction would be adorable.
#20863
Posté 16 mai 2010 - 10:28
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I think it might now be appropriate to add that I also like stuffing?
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#20864
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Posté 16 mai 2010 - 10:29
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LadyDamodred wrote...
I was just reading banter today, actually. It used to be on the wiki a very long time ago, but was removed. There is a lot of party banter that I've never heard in the game. It irritates me b/c some of them are quite funny.
Pleeeeeeease share. I love the game banter - it's one of my favorite things about it!
Anyone with the toolset feel like sharing any other untriggered banters? Please?
More Morrigan teasing Alistair, which leads to Alistair getting Angry again.
Morrigan: We seem to be going quite out of his way to revive this Arl Eamon.
Alistair: We need his help. What choice do we have?
Morrigan: Surely there must be another option than searching out a holy relic,the existence of which is not even certain. This is a rather thin hope to hang our success upon.
Alistair: Arl Eamon didn't seem to think so.
Morrigan: This is the same man who lacked even moderate awareness of anything that occurred within his own castle?
Alistair: You don't know anything about him, so don't judge him. I think it's our best hope.
Morrigan: To succeed against the darkspwn? or to save your ailing father figure?
Alistair: Enough! Just drop it.
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#20865
Posté 16 mai 2010 - 10:30
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LadyDamodred wrote...
I think it might now be appropriate to add that I also like stuffing?
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I hope you like mayonnaise as well...
#20866
Posté 16 mai 2010 - 10:31
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KnightofPhoenix wrote...
LadyDamodred wrote...
I think it might now be appropriate to add that I also like stuffing?
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I hope you like mayonnaise as well...
In some things...yes.
Edit: I'm glad that mentally we're all 12 year olds.
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Posté 16 mai 2010 - 10:31
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KnightofPhoenix wrote...
LadyDamodred wrote...
I think it might now be appropriate to add that I also like stuffing?
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I hope you like mayonnaise as well...
And gravy.
#20868
Posté 16 mai 2010 - 10:33
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LadyDamodred wrote...
KnightofPhoenix wrote...
LadyDamodred wrote...
I think it might now be appropriate to add that I also like stuffing?
>.>
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I hope you like mayonnaise as well...
In some things...yes.
Edit: I'm glad that mentally we're all 12 year olds.
Hey, I didn't talk about this kind of stuff until puberty kicked in properly. So I am 13
#20869
Posté 16 mai 2010 - 10:34
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sylvanaerie wrote...
Before i got natural bodies, my daughter stripped Alistair, Jory, Daveth and her PC down to their skivvies for the Joining...We both had a good laugh over that. Wish I had gotten her to get pictures now...sabreene wrote...
Serissia wrote...
Kryyptehk wrote...
Every time I see Ali and Duncan standing over my Warden I flash back to Alistair's lamppost convo and think it should be changed.
Alistair:"Yeah, I've never, y'know, either. Unless you count that one time you were passed out--I mean, nevermind."
Warden:
I doubt Alistair would take such upon himself. It would be Duncan doing it while he's standing on the side lines playing pocket pool.
Agreed. No wonder he looks so fearful & nervous! And it puts Jory's, "I won't do this, I have a wife and kids" lines in a whoooole new light!
I did that too, before I realised I got their gear anyway. There were several "joining" rituals that felt a little like some strange, like blood sugar sex magic. Ritual death of Jory included, along with the overdose of Daveth.
Anyone else disppointed that the "joining" in Awakenings was just so tame? Hmm. Or was that just me..:innocent:
#20870
Posté 16 mai 2010 - 10:36
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Compared to the midnight Joining*COUGH*orgy*COUGH* umm yea very tame.sabreene wrote...
sylvanaerie wrote...
Before i got natural bodies, my daughter stripped Alistair, Jory, Daveth and her PC down to their skivvies for the Joining...We both had a good laugh over that. Wish I had gotten her to get pictures now...sabreene wrote...
Serissia wrote...
Kryyptehk wrote...
Every time I see Ali and Duncan standing over my Warden I flash back to Alistair's lamppost convo and think it should be changed.
Alistair:"Yeah, I've never, y'know, either. Unless you count that one time you were passed out--I mean, nevermind."
Warden:
I doubt Alistair would take such upon himself. It would be Duncan doing it while he's standing on the side lines playing pocket pool.
Agreed. No wonder he looks so fearful & nervous! And it puts Jory's, "I won't do this, I have a wife and kids" lines in a whoooole new light!
I did that too, before I realised I got their gear anyway. There were several "joining" rituals that felt a little like some strange, like blood sugar sex magic. Ritual death of Jory included, along with the overdose of Daveth.
Anyone else disppointed that the "joining" in Awakenings was just so tame? Hmm. Or was that just me..:innocent:
#20871
Posté 16 mai 2010 - 10:36
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Is the release of that dratted thing so soon? Wee.LadyDamodred wrote...
Hey, enjoy it while you can. At least Alistair is still alive in those shots. Come Tuesday, you'll all be seeing my Darkspawn Hero thrusting his sword through the heart of the Warden King.
I can see I fled the thread just in time, before abominations began to run rampant.
Modifié par Addai67, 16 mai 2010 - 10:36 .
#20872
Posté 16 mai 2010 - 10:37
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sabreene wrote...
Anyone else disppointed that the "joining" in Awakenings was just so tame? Hmm. Or was that just me..:innocent:
I was disappointed by how blase it was, not to mention I shudder at Varel's delivery of the Joining lines.
#20873
Posté 16 mai 2010 - 10:38
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LadyDamodred wrote...
I was disappointed by how blase it was, not to mention I shudder at Varel's delivery of the Joining lines.
I hate his voice! It makes me cringe. It's 1000x worse than Loghain's.
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Posté 16 mai 2010 - 10:38
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sabreene wrote...
Anyone else disppointed that the "joining" in Awakenings was just so tame? Hmm. Or was that just me..:innocent:
Yea you don't get to feel this dark ambiance as you swallow Duncan's taint.
#20875
Posté 16 mai 2010 - 10:39
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KnightofPhoenix wrote...
Yea you don't get to feel this dark ambiance as you swallow Duncan's taint.
The Beard being in Awakening would of instantly made it 10x better.
