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Alistair, post-coronation... and/or Alistair gush thread (Origins/Awakening Spoilers)


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#21001
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KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Where was the "KnightofPhoenix Jr approves" pic? Because clearly my kid is more awesome.



Only cuz your kid has THE BEARD. Without it, Morri-stair would eat him for breakfast! :P

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yukidama wrote...

Kryyptehk wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Kryyptehk wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

sylvanaerie wrote...
Well she has also made a baby with KoP...so that cancels out the Alistair deed Posted Image


Yes, because my seed is evidently much more powerful, thank you.

Kryyptehk wrote...

KoP you should read my edit. I think you'd know all about that


....I might...potentially....*thinks about crushing prison spell....and grease*


Huh, she uses Winter Grasp with me...

I mean, uh, don't hit me! I bruise easily!:P (<- I like this smiley)


And I can only wonder why.

And Winter grasp is cold and meeh (it's hard being stimulated when freesing). We prefer it more lively. With sweat and all that.


I think it's different for women.

Yeah, that's right, I'm so awesome I romanced her as a woman (and with a little help from some mods).


Did you do the DR?


Yes, but I used Ali's seed. Because I can't get her pregnant. So the kid is still Alistair's.

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Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Where was the "KnightofPhoenix Jr approves" pic? Because clearly my kid is more awesome.



Only cuz your kid has THE BEARD. Without it, Morri-stair would eat him for breakfast! :P


The Beard is the integral part of his being and I can only imagine how big and rich it would be when he grows up.

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sabreene wrote...
edit: Must have T.o.P. Alistair!


Am I too self centered if I initially thought you said K. o. P. Alistair?

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KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Where was the "KnightofPhoenix Jr approves" pic? Because clearly my kid is more awesome.



Only cuz your kid has THE BEARD. Without it, Morri-stair would eat him for breakfast! :P


The Beard is the integral part of his being and I can only imagine how big and rich it would be when he grows up.


Was he born with the Beard? I bet a baby would look really weird with a beard, even a mighty one like the Beard.

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KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Where was the "KnightofPhoenix Jr approves" pic? Because clearly my kid is more awesome.



Only cuz your kid has THE BEARD. Without it, Morri-stair would eat him for breakfast! :P


The Beard is the integral part of his being and I can only imagine how big and rich it would be when he grows up.



Not if I abduct the little tyke and shave him bald. :devil:

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KnightofPhoenix wrote...

sabreene wrote...
edit: Must have T.o.P. Alistair!


Am I too self centered if I initially thought you said K. o. P. Alistair?


Innocent mistake. You can share the gush thread with him. Because I mean, you like cats, the illusive man, and all!

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the God-child is gonna go whupass on you people...



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KnightofPhoenix wrote...

sabreene wrote...
edit: Must have T.o.P. Alistair!


Am I too self centered if I initially thought you said K. o. P. Alistair?


*adds to psychological profile*

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Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...
Not if I abduct the little tyke and shave him bald. :devil:


Skadi, you dissapoint me. You know very well that The Beard can not be shaved.
Not even kryponite razors can do it.

@ Kryypetekh

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The Beard is still in process of development.

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Kryyptehk wrote...

yukidama wrote...

Kryyptehk wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Kryyptehk wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

sylvanaerie wrote...
Well she has also made a baby with KoP...so that cancels out the Alistair deed Posted Image


Yes, because my seed is evidently much more powerful, thank you.

Kryyptehk wrote...

KoP you should read my edit. I think you'd know all about that


....I might...potentially....*thinks about crushing prison spell....and grease*


Huh, she uses Winter Grasp with me...

I mean, uh, don't hit me! I bruise easily!:P (<- I like this smiley)


And I can only wonder why.

And Winter grasp is cold and meeh (it's hard being stimulated when freesing). We prefer it more lively. With sweat and all that.


I think it's different for women.

Yeah, that's right, I'm so awesome I romanced her as a woman (and with a little help from some mods).


Did you do the DR?


Yes, but I used Ali's seed. Because I can't get her pregnant. So the kid is still Alistair's.


I did the DR with her when I wasn't even romancing her, as a woman. Not sure how I got that bug... but Ali didn't want to man up for the job, and since Morrigan didn't seem to mind or find it inconceivable (inconceivable!) that she get pregnant from another woman, I went with it :ph34r:

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KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...
Not if I abduct the little tyke and shave him bald. :devil:


Skadi, you dissapoint me. You know very well that The Beard can not be shaved.
Not even kryponite razors can do it.

@ Kryypetekh

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The Beard is still in process of development.



Pheh. Who needs razors? Ser Pounce-a-Lot's claws shall do the trick nicely.

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KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...
Not if I abduct the little tyke and shave him bald. :devil:


Skadi, you dissapoint me. You know very well that The Beard can not be shaved.
Not even kryponite razors can do it.

@ Kryypetekh

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The Beard is still in process of development.


Is it wrong to think that this picture is both incredibly disturbing and incredibly cute? :blink:

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Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...
Not if I abduct the little tyke and shave him bald. :devil:


Skadi, you dissapoint me. You know very well that The Beard can not be shaved.
Not even kryponite razors can do it.

@ Kryypetekh

Posted Image

The Beard is still in process of development.



Pheh. Who needs razors? Ser Pounce-a-Lot's claws shall do the trick nicely.

Cute lil monkey.  I hope I don't have to kill it in DA2Posted Image

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Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...
Pheh. Who needs razors? Ser Pounce-a-Lot's claws shall do the trick nicely.


But remember that Ser Pounce-a-Lot is a product of The Beard, so would not attack the source of its awesome existence.

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KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...
Pheh. Who needs razors? Ser Pounce-a-Lot's claws shall do the trick nicely.


But remember that Ser Pounce-a-Lot is a product of The Beard, so would not attack the source of its awesome existence.



He would to reclaim it. It's his right!

Damnit, I'm all jealous. You and your Morrigan love child. I wanna grow an awesome beard now!:mellow:

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Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...
Damnit, I'm all jealous. You and your Morrigan love child. I wanna grow an awesome beard now!:mellow:


You females lack the aptitude to develop and maintain The Beard or even a cheap imitation of it.
It's not our fault. It's just that The Beard chose men over women to incarnate it. Posted Image

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KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...
Pheh. Who needs razors? Ser Pounce-a-Lot's claws shall do the trick nicely.


But remember that Ser Pounce-a-Lot is a product of The Beard, so would not attack the source of its awesome existence.


But...but..Ser Pounce-a-Lot is a marmalade tabby.  Duncan's beard wasn't reddish colored.  There is only one guy I know in the game with a reddish colored beard and likes marmalade...

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KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...
Damnit, I'm all jealous. You and your Morrigan love child. I wanna grow an awesome beard now!:mellow:


You females lack the aptitude to develop and maintain The Beard or even a cheap imitation of it.
It's not our fault. It's just that The Beard chose men over women to incarnate it. Posted Image



Pheh. The only reason the Beard choses males is because they have the intelligence and evolution of a rock. And Beards, like moss, like dull, inainmate objects to attach themselves to so they can be nurtured in relative peace.

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sylvanaerie wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...
Pheh. Who needs razors? Ser Pounce-a-Lot's claws shall do the trick nicely.


But remember that Ser Pounce-a-Lot is a product of The Beard, so would not attack the source of its awesome existence.


But...but..Ser Pounce-a-Lot is a marmalade tabby.  Duncan's beard wasn't reddish colored.  There is only one guy I know in the game with a reddish colored beard and likes marmalade...

Posted Image





Yet Duncan's beard remains unaccounted for, so I'm sticking with that theory. i found no trace of The Beard in RTO, and since we know the beard can't be tainted or destroyed (it's one of Einstein's laws, look it up) that means that somewhere, out there in Thedas, The Beard lives on.

And lo and behold, in Awakenings, a mysterious god-like being of inexplicable awesomeness shows up at your keep and adopts a cuddly mage as his pet. Coincidence? I think not....

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Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...
You females lack the aptitude to develop and maintain The Beard or even a cheap imitation of it.
It's not our fault. It's just that The Beard chose men over women to incarnate it. Posted Image



Pheh. The only reason the Beard choses males is because they have the intelligence and evolution of a rock. And Beards, like moss, like dull, inainmate objects to attach themselves to so they can be nurtured in relative peace.


You are actually comparing The Beard with moss? And Duncan, the wielder of The Beard, with dull inanimate objects?

Tsk tsk tsk. And here I was thinking about sharing my Beard with you.

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Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

sylvanaerie wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...
Pheh. Who needs razors? Ser Pounce-a-Lot's claws shall do the trick nicely.


But remember that Ser Pounce-a-Lot is a product of The Beard, so would not attack the source of its awesome existence.


But...but..Ser Pounce-a-Lot is a marmalade tabby.  Duncan's beard wasn't reddish colored.  There is only one guy I know in the game with a reddish colored beard and likes marmalade...

Posted Image





Yet Duncan's beard remains unaccounted for, so I'm sticking with that theory. i found no trace of The Beard in RTO, and since we know the beard can't be tainted or destroyed (it's one of Einstein's laws, look it up) that means that somewhere, out there in Thedas, The Beard lives on.

And lo and behold, in Awakenings, a mysterious god-like being of inexplicable awesomeness shows up at your keep and adopts a cuddly mage as his pet. Coincidence? I think not....

hehe I got you to post Teagan again....Posted Image

#21023
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sylvanaerie wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

sylvanaerie wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...
Pheh. Who needs razors? Ser Pounce-a-Lot's claws shall do the trick nicely.


But remember that Ser Pounce-a-Lot is a product of The Beard, so would not attack the source of its awesome existence.


But...but..Ser Pounce-a-Lot is a marmalade tabby.  Duncan's beard wasn't reddish colored.  There is only one guy I know in the game with a reddish colored beard and likes marmalade...

Posted Image





Yet Duncan's beard remains unaccounted for, so I'm sticking with that theory. i found no trace of The Beard in RTO, and since we know the beard can't be tainted or destroyed (it's one of Einstein's laws, look it up) that means that somewhere, out there in Thedas, The Beard lives on.

And lo and behold, in Awakenings, a mysterious god-like being of inexplicable awesomeness shows up at your keep and adopts a cuddly mage as his pet. Coincidence? I think not....

hehe I got you to post Teagan again....Posted Image



Oh yes, you REALY had to pull my arm for that one. :wub::wub:

And I did it again. Oh, snap. This awesomeness is going do me in if I don't take it slow.

Maybe I should go look at a picture of Cammen to counteract the awesomeness OD.

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KoP, your kid is pretty cute. But Mine/Alistair's is even cuter.

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EDIT: I should make it clear that this is not MY spawn. It's a googled baby lol

Modifié par Kryyptehk, 17 mai 2010 - 01:19 .


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Creepy D:

I have no new pics, take a Ser Pounce-a-lot instead
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Modifié par yukidama, 17 mai 2010 - 01:21 .