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cmessaz

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Guys, I don't know how to ask this. What option makes it look a little less like an elephant trunk? I have tried almost all of them.

Serissia I remember you telling me one, but I can't find it.

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KnightofPhoenix wrote...

yukidama wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Axekix wrote...

I don't know if I really want to ask this, but wtf is up with the "penis tuck" in those man on man pics? I mean honestly...


The answer is obvious.
There is no way in hell an aroused male can "tuck" his manhood. So the only logical conclusion that is that alistair does not have one.


Ask Morrigan.


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Look what you did!

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Muahahahhaha.
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#22128
Kryyptehk

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KnightofPhoenix wrote...

yukidama wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Axekix wrote...

I don't know if I really want to ask this, but wtf is up with the "penis tuck" in those man on man pics? I mean honestly...


The answer is obvious.
There is no way in hell an aroused male can "tuck" his manhood. So the only logical conclusion that is that alistair does not have one.


Ask Morrigan.


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Look what you did!



I'm confused, are you Al Pacino or TIM? Do you know? Or do you have schizophrenia?:P

#22129
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KnightofPhoenix wrote...



Look what you did!

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Damn you to hell and back, pull out the adorably witthy kitty-kat card...grrrrrr.

Awww...look at the wittle awesome kitty-god in training....:o

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So I just discovered that ff.net did strange things with formatting so that all my section breaks went bye bye. >.> I was supposed to spend my evening working on my thesis!



But good news, if there are any other PS3 players than me in here - Bioware just put out our patch for the 3.30 firmware update crashes AND *semi-good news* the new DLC will be out for us tomorrow as well!



Someone give me a happy Alistair picture to celebrate please!

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yukidama wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

yukidama wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Axekix wrote...

I don't know if I really want to ask this, but wtf is up with the "penis tuck" in those man on man pics? I mean honestly...


The answer is obvious.
There is no way in hell an aroused male can "tuck" his manhood. So the only logical conclusion that is that alistair does not have one.


Ask Morrigan.




Look what you did!



Muahahahhaha.
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Maker's Breath! It's so cute! :wub:

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RL Theseus Relaxed

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Kryyptehk wrote...

yukidama wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

yukidama wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Axekix wrote...

I don't know if I really want to ask this, but wtf is up with the "penis tuck" in those man on man pics? I mean honestly...


The answer is obvious.
There is no way in hell an aroused male can "tuck" his manhood. So the only logical conclusion that is that alistair does not have one.


Ask Morrigan.




Look what you did!



Muahahahhaha.
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Maker's Breath! It's so cute! :wub:


Zero says thank you :D

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Serissia wrote...

RL Theseus Relaxed

Is that in NBAO? I don't think it's in mine.

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KnightofPhoenix

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Kryyptehk wrote...
I'm confused, are you Al Pacino or TIM? Do you know? Or do you have schizophrenia?:P


Think of it this way, TIM has influenced human history and development for centuries, using a time machine and billions of credits worth of cosmetic surgery.

So every character that seems to be a mastermind, has to be TIM. which makes them myself....makes perfect sense.

And Skadi, this is another warning, if you let LD or anyone else post a Morrigan / Alistair vomit fest!
 
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cmessaz wrote...
Is that in NBAO? I don't think it's in mine.


Yup

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Sandtigress wrote...

So I just discovered that ff.net did strange things with formatting so that all my section breaks went bye bye. >.> I was supposed to spend my evening working on my thesis!

But good news, if there are any other PS3 players than me in here - Bioware just put out our patch for the 3.30 firmware update crashes AND *semi-good news* the new DLC will be out for us tomorrow as well!

Someone give me a happy Alistair picture to celebrate please!


Alistair raises his eyebrow in salute!

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Serissia wrote...

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OMG I wanna see that. Did you tuck? Or is that a mod of some sort?


Well, I'm sure TMP designed the scene w/ women in mind.  I think the fact I have the little men turned to limp in NB combined w/ the larger thighs caused the "tucking" action.

Yup, from the looks of it the way leg is positioned simply puts it in place where you'd see the business parts otherwise. With the relaxed version of the NB/RL it just points down after all. The erect version would quite likely poke through instead.
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Serissia wrote...

Yeah, I generally have the soldiers standing down. (How many penis metaphors can I make?) I've seen Cailan very happy about being dead as well as all the other oddities of the game.


Yeah, especially the scenes in Howe's dungeon. That was just... disturbing.

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KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Kryyptehk wrote...
I'm confused, are you Al Pacino or TIM? Do you know? Or do you have schizophrenia?:P


Think of it this way, TIM has influenced human history and development for centuries, using a time machine and billions of credits worth of cosmetic surgery.

So every character that seems to be a mastermind, has to be TIM. which makes them myself....makes perfect sense.


But, but, TIM uses time-travel? If he was a god he wouldn't need to. And he wouldn't need plastic surgery.

Everything I believe in is crashing down around me.:( Maybe I should quit worshipping false gods.

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Axekix wrote...

yukidama wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Axekix wrote...

I don't know if I really want to ask this, but wtf is up with the "penis tuck" in those man on man pics? I mean honestly...


The answer is obvious.
There is no way in hell an aroused male can "tuck" his manhood. So the only logical conclusion that is that alistair does not have one.


Ask Morrigan.

Wow, low blow.


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KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Kryyptehk wrote...
I'm confused, are you Al Pacino or TIM? Do you know? Or do you have schizophrenia?:P


Think of it this way, TIM has influenced human history and development for centuries, using a time machine and billions of credits worth of cosmetic surgery.

So every character that seems to be a mastermind, has to be TIM. which makes them myself....makes perfect sense.

And Skadi, this is another warning, if you let LD or anyone else post a Morrigan / Alistair vomit fest!
 
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Like I have any say in the matter! Like I enjoy it anymore than you! You just enjoy tormenting me with these wittle sad  "feed and pet me" kitty pics!

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Kryyptehk wrote...

Serissia wrote...

Yuki this ones for you!
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Seressia, I expect full compensation for the laptop you just caused me to ruin. It's soaked in Coke now


Seri...that may be the thing that pushes me over the edge into buying the DLC just to put poor Alistair out of his potential MISERY should THAT warden live...:blink:

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Kryyptehk wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Kryyptehk wrote...
I'm confused, are you Al Pacino or TIM? Do you know? Or do you have schizophrenia?:P


Think of it this way, TIM has influenced human history and development for centuries, using a time machine and billions of credits worth of cosmetic surgery.

So every character that seems to be a mastermind, has to be TIM. which makes them myself....makes perfect sense.


But, but, TIM uses time-travel? If he was a god he wouldn't need to. And he wouldn't need plastic surgery.

Everything I believe in is crashing down around me.:( Maybe I should quit worshipping false gods.


Why is it you take everything literraly?

I am *obviously* using metaphors to make you grasp concepts you otherwise wouldn't be able to fathom.

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Serissia- I bet you pissed yourself actually watching the scenes.

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Just tweeted by Bioware guys



New patch for Dragon Age: Origins on PS3 available tonight! Fixes crashing caused by 3.3 firmware & more details here: http://bit.ly/be36kd




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Kryyptehk

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KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Kryyptehk wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Kryyptehk wrote...
I'm confused, are you Al Pacino or TIM? Do you know? Or do you have schizophrenia?:P


Think of it this way, TIM has influenced human history and development for centuries, using a time machine and billions of credits worth of cosmetic surgery.

So every character that seems to be a mastermind, has to be TIM. which makes them myself....makes perfect sense.


But, but, TIM uses time-travel? If he was a god he wouldn't need to. And he wouldn't need plastic surgery.

Everything I believe in is crashing down around me.:( Maybe I should quit worshipping false gods.


Why is it you take everything literraly?

I am *obviously* using metaphors to make you grasp concepts you otherwise wouldn't be able to fathom.


Ah, that makes sense. Yay, my faith is restored! Now to dance the ceremonial dance nude in the moonlight. I think Morrigan would approve.

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Lady Jess wrote...

Just tweeted by Bioware guys

New patch for Dragon Age: Origins on PS3 available tonight! Fixes crashing caused by 3.3 firmware & more details here: http://bit.ly/be36kd

On PS3, but not PC???? WTF!!!

#22149
Kryyptehk

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cmessaz wrote...

Lady Jess wrote...

Just tweeted by Bioware guys

New patch for Dragon Age: Origins on PS3 available tonight! Fixes crashing caused by 3.3 firmware & more details here: http://bit.ly/be36kd

On PS3, but not PC???? WTF!!!


I guess they wanted to quit screwing over the PS3. I'd be nice to use pickpocketing again though

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cmessaz wrote...

Lady Jess wrote...

Just tweeted by Bioware guys

New patch for Dragon Age: Origins on PS3 available tonight! Fixes crashing caused by 3.3 firmware & more details here: http://bit.ly/be36kd

On PS3, but not PC???? WTF!!!

It's only to fix the major messes caused by a PS3 update, I doubt it'll fix more than that <_<

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