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Alistair, post-coronation... and/or Alistair gush thread (Origins/Awakening Spoilers)


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#22826
shedevil3001

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screenshots cmessaz please (this dlc sounds really awful but i need to see it)

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Thor Rand Al

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Addai67 wrote...

cmessaz wrote...

So, he will dump your PC after the landsmeet if you make him king but not Leliana?

Obviously, he's hardened.  Posted Image

If you tell me Leliana is the queen of Ferelden, I might actually be able to laugh.




This might ****** some people off but um here's the difference between Leliana and the PC.  Unless Leliana did the joining Alistair will have more of a chance concieveing a child with Lel Posted Image then with the PC because of the Joining ritual.  So as far as him keeping Lel around he wouldn't have the heir problem issue.

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cmessaz wrote...


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DOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:crying::crying::crying::crying::crying: MORRIGAN!!!!!!!!


This is too depressing :unsure:

Modifié par TotoroTori, 18 mai 2010 - 08:34 .


#22829
shedevil3001

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omg thats horrid i couldn't kill alistair no way

#22830
KnightofPhoenix

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Morrigan dies? Ok the DLC is crap and is worth nothin and counts for nothing :P

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Alright, I feel better looking at those, because obviously this whole DLC is intended to be comedy.  Alistair fighting in templar armor, and Leliana fighting in a Chantry robe, having spared the werewolves and the Anvil...

LOL  They almost had me.  All the talk about "tormented Alistair" made me think they might actually try to pull that off.

#22832
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OK, my official opinion for what its worth: Story disaster. Totally unbelievable. But not as bad as I expected. It is fun, but it's just a carnage fest, good thing it was only 5 bucks because I honestly don't feel the need to ever play again.



Syl, you should have seen it in motion.

#22833
mellifera

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I felt nothing either, my first thought was that they couldn't bother to give Leliana some armor. Seriously.

#22834
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Your taking her death so calmly Knight."snickers.'






#22835
cmessaz

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Thor- She is still not of noble birth. A marriage wouldn't work out.

#22836
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Thor Rand Al wrote...

Addai67 wrote...

cmessaz wrote...

So, he will dump your PC after the landsmeet if you make him king but not Leliana?

Obviously, he's hardened.  Posted Image

If you tell me Leliana is the queen of Ferelden, I might actually be able to laugh.




This might ****** some people off but um here's the difference between Leliana and the PC.  Unless Leliana did the joining Alistair will have more of a chance concieveing a child with Lel Posted Image then with the PC because of the Joining ritual.  So as far as him keeping Lel around he wouldn't have the heir problem issue.


I don't think the landsmeet would approve of an Orlesian Tart for their queen.

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The dog picture got to me the most  The arrows sticking up out of him. Not my doggggg! :crying:[smilie]../../../images/forum/emoticons/crying.png[/smilie][smilie]../../../images/forum/emoticons/crying.png[/smilie]

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cmessaz

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His name is BARKSPAWN!

#22839
mellifera

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Thor Rand Al wrote...

Addai67 wrote...

cmessaz wrote...

So, he will dump your PC after the landsmeet if you make him king but not Leliana?

Obviously, he's hardened.  Posted Image

If you tell me Leliana is the queen of Ferelden, I might actually be able to laugh.




This might ****** some people off but um here's the difference between Leliana and the PC.  Unless Leliana did the joining Alistair will have more of a chance concieveing a child with Lel Posted Image then with the PC because of the Joining ritual.  So as far as him keeping Lel around he wouldn't have the heir problem issue.


They're dead in the universe where they hook up so the heir thing REALLY isn't an issue unless zombies start having children :whistle:

#22840
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I still say this DLC is the PC's bad acid trip

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Costin_Razvan wrote...

Your taking her death so calmly Knight."snickers.'



Because it's a lie and it it never happened. See? Here is Morrigan right here. I can see her, can't you? Can't you?!?! *laughs in madness*

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Costin_Razvan

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They're dead in the universe where they hook up so the heir thing REALLY isn't an issue unless zombies start having children


Assuming the Darkspawn leave bodies behind for there to be any zombies.

 Because it's a lie and it it never happened. See? Here is Morrigan right here. I can see her, can't you? Can't you?!?! *laughs in madness*


TIM disapproves -50.

Modifié par Costin_Razvan, 18 mai 2010 - 08:35 .


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sylvanaerie

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Its...fake, its an alternate reality of a video game (which is already fake). I dunno...I just feel more disappointed in myself that I really don't FEEL more about it having seen it. (One reason I despise AU fics cause its just a tag some people put on their fanfics so they can retool the NPCs in the game to whatever they want them to be). Its not "relatable" to me I guess. I dunno. I suck at expressing myself *facepalm*

#22844
shedevil3001

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more chance of alistair marrying morrigan than there is leliana at least the landsmeet would be to afraid of morrigan to protest :}

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KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Costin_Razvan wrote...

Your taking her death so calmly Knight."snickers.'



Because it's a lie and it it never happened. See? Here is Morrigan right here. I can see her, can't you? Can't you?!?! *laughs in madness*

Sadly Knight, I killed her myself. Tis not a lie.

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Kryyptehk

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KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Costin_Razvan wrote...

Your taking her death so calmly Knight."snickers.'



Because it's a lie and it it never happened. See? Here is Morrigan right here. I can see her, can't you? Can't you?!?! *laughs in madness*


I think seeing Morrigan dead has finally driven him mad....

As TIM (thus, KoP)'s prophet, I get first dibs on the Beard, right?

#22847
Thor Rand Al

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rak72 wrote...

Thor Rand Al wrote...

Addai67 wrote...

cmessaz wrote...

So, he will dump your PC after the landsmeet if you make him king but not Leliana?

Obviously, he's hardened.  Posted Image

If you tell me Leliana is the queen of Ferelden, I might actually be able to laugh.




This might ****** some people off but um here's the difference between Leliana and the PC.  Unless Leliana did the joining Alistair will have more of a chance concieveing a child with Lel Posted Image then with the PC because of the Joining ritual.  So as far as him keeping Lel around he wouldn't have the heir problem issue.


I don't think the landsmeet would approve of an Orlesian Tart for their queen.




I forgot about the Orlesian thing and not being of noble blood lmao.   Ok scratch what I said lol

#22848
mellifera

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I think an Orlesian bard becoming queen of Ferelden would go over as well as acid in one's eye.



I wonder if the human commoner would have had a chance to become king or queen though...

#22849
cmessaz

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The dogs name cracked me up. I wonder who named him.

#22850
Kryyptehk

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Also, ditto about not feeling anything when seeing them die. I know that isn't canonical so, -shrugs-