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Alistair, post-coronation... and/or Alistair gush thread (Origins/Awakening Spoilers)


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#23226
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Because this DLC doesn't make any sense whatsoever.

#23227
mellifera

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Didn't you notice his cape, curly moustache, monocle, top hat and sinister laugh in the DLC? It's Bizarro Alistair.

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cmessaz wrote...

Didn't see it coming either Rhys. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.


lol You should know me by now!

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Back to Alistair. This is about what I feel about him right now.
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Serissia wrote...

cmessaz wrote...

Didn't see it coming either Rhys. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.


lol You should know me by now!

Yeah, I lied. I TOTALLY saw it coming.Posted Image

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Lady Jess wrote...

cmessaz wrote...

He exterminated the Dalish Elves, he sided with Bronca, he spared Arl Howe, he overlooked Morrigan for....*gulp* Leliana.


Uhhh you get to kill THT Alistair at the end of the dlc. Leave OUR alistair live, he didn't do it that imposter did:P

Well, no, but in order for Anora to call for his execution you need to spare Loghain so you can always kill him for desertion. I never have but that's about as good a reason as anything else.

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#23232
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Rhys Cordelle wrote...

Why the hell would alistair exterminate the Dalish?


For the lulz. That answers every single question regarding the DLC.

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Rhys Cordelle wrote...

Why the hell would alistair exterminate the Dalish?


Because they come off as hositle and Zathrian is a lying feces gobbler. 

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cmessaz wrote...

Back to Alistair. This is about what I feel about him right now.
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Dead?

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KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Rhys Cordelle wrote...

Why the hell would alistair exterminate the Dalish?


For the lulz. That answers every single question regarding the DLC.

Why would Alistair do it? The same reason everyone else does: Cammen.

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Maybe he slept with Cammen and couldn't stand the shame.

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Dead I tell you! He's DEAD to me.



No not really I'm just mad at him.

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yukidama wrote...

Maybe he slept with Cammen and couldn't stand the shame.

Thats a thought.

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If we're gonna go so far might as well go all the way, huh?

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I think if say Alistair walked past the pond and say a naked Cammen doing the ball slap dance that would be reason enough to kill them all.

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Finished Brosca...waiting for Aeducan to save the world so she can gtfo f dust town.



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I'm not so sure I want IA anymore lmao.  I came across a very disturbing image.  The freed werewolves from their curse and all the men were saluting lmao.  Seriously, the women had on their undergarment's why the heck where the men free willying it Posted Image Posted Image



EDIT:  That image was so tramatizing I forgot to ask my question lol, is there anyway of avoiding that besides taking out IA??

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Serissia wrote...

I think if say Alistair walked past the pond and say a naked Cammen doing the ball slap dance that would be reason enough to kill them all.

LMAO OMG serissia you have a way with words. Posted Image

This would drive me to the edge too.

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Definitely looks like Rica's sister, Jess! <3

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mellifera

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What is the ball slap dance? :(

#23246
KnightofPhoenix

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As I just massacred the Dalish with my Dwarf playthrough, I noticed Alistair didn't really object at all, nor had his approval decrease. And he was unhardened. So it's not completely OOC.

What bothers me is that Alistair does not have the guts to massacre a clan, including the children, make a good amount of them cursed and keep the human werewolves in perpetual suffering, for pragmatism's sake. He might be ok or indifferent to it if someone else makes that choice, but I don't see him summoning the guts to do this.

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cmessaz wrote...


Because this DLC doesn't make any sense whatsoever.


Seems that way.

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yukidama wrote...

What is the ball slap dance? :(

I don't think I want to know the answer to said question.

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KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Rhys Cordelle wrote...

Why the hell would alistair exterminate the Dalish?


For the lulz. That answers every single question regarding the DLC.


Hacking off Loghain's head was for the lulz ( as in the cinematic itself not the story behind it ). The Fereldans charging the darkspawn line as complete and utter idiots at Ostagar was also for the lulz.

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cmessaz wrote...

Back to Alistair. This is about what I feel about him right now.
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God I love him <3