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Alistair, post-coronation... and/or Alistair gush thread (Origins/Awakening Spoilers)


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yukidama wrote...

What is the ball slap dance? :(


All men do it even if they won't admit it.  It's when they stand w/ their legs a bit a part and swing their sack side to side.

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Gilsa wrote...

Definitely looks like Rica's sister, Jess! <3


Thanks! Though the Skid Row song "Sweet Little Sister" keeps running through my head

She blew my mind like a wreckin' machine
She was a shipload of trouble called the subway queen
Had a hip with bad habits and a shake that was a bit obscene

One night I caught her runnin' out the cellar door
There was about a million people, lyin' flat on the floor
For such a sweet little lady, I would swear she's rotten to the core

She got her hands in the cookie jar
Smilin' like an alligator
Makin' headlines in the back of her car
Tight-lipped now but sink ships later

Well I know a thing or two about, sweet little sister
Her mama kill her if she knew what she doin' tonight, sweet little sister
She'll love you black and blue, sweet little sister
She's Mona Lisa with a new tattoo
She's my sweet little, sweet little sister


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Serissia wrote...

yukidama wrote...

What is the ball slap dance? :(


All men do it even if they won't admit it.  It's when they stand w/ their legs a bit a part and swing their sack side to side.

Oh. My. God.

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Serissia wrote...

yukidama wrote...

What is the ball slap dance? :(


All men do it even if they won't admit it.  It's when they stand w/ their legs a bit a part and swing their sack side to side.


I think I am suffocating from laughing so hard. Oh my lord. :lol:

#23255
Thor Rand Al

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cmessaz wrote...

Serissia wrote...

yukidama wrote...

What is the ball slap dance? :(


All men do it even if they won't admit it.  It's when they stand w/ their legs a bit a part and swing their sack side to side.

Oh. My. God.




Or as some men call it, playing pocket pool lmao

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Serissia wrote...

yukidama wrote...

What is the ball slap dance? :(


All men do it even if they won't admit it.  It's when they stand w/ their legs a bit a part and swing their sack side to side.

ROFLMAO>>>Okay I just wet myself...thats too funny!Posted Image

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Ask your husbands I bet they'll admit to doing it after showers.

#23258
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cmessaz wrote...

Serissia wrote...

yukidama wrote...

What is the ball slap dance? :(


All men do it even if they won't admit it.  It's when they stand w/ their legs a bit a part and swing their sack side to side.

Oh. My. God.


It's true.
Especially in the shower......what?

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This felt appropriate. Sorry.
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mellifera

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KnightofPhoenix wrote...

cmessaz wrote...

Serissia wrote...

yukidama wrote...

What is the ball slap dance? :(


All men do it even if they won't admit it.  It's when they stand w/ their legs a bit a part and swing their sack side to side.

Oh. My. God.


It's true.
Especially in the shower......what?


Sounds like a blast.

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I have but one question. WHY?

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cmessaz wrote...

This felt appropriate. Sorry.
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Alistair: Is that Duncan's...you are unworthy! Quick! Kill it! Kill it!

I guess that explains that particular choice.

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Same reason a dog licks himself ...because they can?


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cmessaz wrote...

I have but one question. WHY?


I'm pretty sure it's one of those, because they can things.

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Out of boredom?

#23266
KnightofPhoenix

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cmessaz wrote...

I have but one question. WHY?


For the lulz cmessaz. *nods* The lulz.

Don't underestimate what people can do for the lulz.

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yukidama wrote...

Didn't you notice his cape, curly moustache, monocle, top hat and sinister laugh in the DLC? It's Bizarro Alistair.


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It's quite obvious, really

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Yes! THAT is our werewolf explanation. But I'm also leaning towards this "ball slap dance" thing. So, Cammen WITH Duncan's beard doing the "dance" = Alistair going all out on the Dalish. PERFECT!

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Mel_Redux wrote...

yukidama wrote...

Didn't you notice his cape, curly moustache, monocle, top hat and sinister laugh in the DLC? It's Bizarro Alistair.


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It's quite obvious, really


Good, so I wasn't the only one seeing it...<3

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Sooo, why did he side with Bronca? We have our Dalish answer.

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cmessaz wrote...

Sooo, why did he side with Bronca? We have our Dalish answer.


Mel's pic should be your answer...

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cmessaz wrote...

Sooo, why did he side with Bronca? We have our Dalish answer.

Maybe he didn't think the Assembly would believe Caridin was alive after all these centuries. I know I didn't on my first playthrough.

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I'm thinking he walked in on some freakiness with Carriden and the broodmother.

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Traumatic shock from seeing the broodmother ? I know that made me want to gouge my eyes out with a fork...

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Branka doing the ball slap dance. Which would mean Oghren is secretly gay and that's also why he left Felsi.

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