Alistair, post-coronation... and/or Alistair gush thread (Origins/Awakening Spoilers)
#24326
Posté 19 mai 2010 - 07:24
#24327
Posté 19 mai 2010 - 07:24
#24328
Posté 19 mai 2010 - 07:24
#24329
Posté 19 mai 2010 - 07:26
Since I probably am going to have to reinstall my game and lose all my characters, I will take my rage out with plan B. Put Alistair's head on Jory and my PC head on Duncan during the joining. Then I get to stab him. That should work! Then I can get my little tantrum over with!klarabella wrote...
You know, he will be saved! A non-Warden Tabris will break into the prison before he can be executed and they'll leave Denerim behind. Your wicked plan will never work!cmessaz wrote...
Vanillastair's execution has been delayed due to technical difficulties. But it will commence soon.
#24330
Posté 19 mai 2010 - 07:26
ejoslin wrote...
Ok, I'm having technical difficulties with the third one in the series so I'll try reuploading it, but for now, here's the fourth. It's about Ferelden women and Alistair thinking Crow > Warden.
The last part made me laugh so hard, when he asks if Crows get paid to ... you know:
"Wow, I am totally in the wrong order!"
Modifié par klarabella, 19 mai 2010 - 07:27 .
#24331
Posté 19 mai 2010 - 07:29
Lady Jess wrote...
ejoslin wrote...
Ok, I'm having technical difficulties with the third one in the series so I'll try reuploading it, but for now, here's the fourth. It's about Ferelden women and Alistair thinking Crow > Warden.
I'm so downloading this. And one of chrsen's kisses was linked at the end, the dwarf one...HOLY CRAP Alistair could take some friggin lessons! How do I get that to happen? I have never EVER heard the lines charsen's kisses are triggered by, probly why I have never experienced this little delight.
"Then why are we still talking?".../swoon
I need to hear that conversation...lol
That is the best kiss in the game, actually, even vanilla is amazing. The only way to get it though (unless, ummm, you have it modded with a mod I never actually released, but have made available -- for users of the DT compatible version of ZevRing -- I added a few more changes, but I digress) is to first wait for Zevran to proposition the warden, then take the conversation trees that lead to the warden saying, "I don't know about this..." to which Zevran replies something like, "If you're not of a mind, however," to which the warden replies, "I'm definitely of a mind." The vanilla kiss is to the point where Zevran kneels, puts his hand on his/her face, kisses her, then fades to black as he puts his arms around her. Charsen's mod, as you saw, extends it further.
#24332
Posté 19 mai 2010 - 07:30
Gilsa wrote...
I have to give KoP credit for this. He mentioned that in one of his dwarven games, he put his brother on the throne and did not harden Alistair (to keep him weak and more easily controlled) while putting him on the throne, too. He also had Alistair do the dark ritual because 1) he didn't trust Morrigan 2) wasn't about to put HIS seed in her and 3) it was another way to control Alistair (blackmail material) 4) whatever happened, it wouldn't be HIS fault because that wasn't HIS baby. He made himself Alistair's chancellor so he could plot with Bhelen for global domination. This was just so diabolical and sinister that I thought this was brilliant. I'm not playing my current DN as sinister, but definitely political. A mini-Anora of sorts! (My first DN = pure commander, second DN = total politician. I don't really want a third DN -- my brain is hurting already.)Lady Jess wrote...
Gilsa wrote...
Oh, mistress is going to be very good for my DN (although that term only really applies if Alistair's actually married to another woman) . Gonna put her brother in charge of Orzammar, gonna put her boyfriend in charge of Ferelden and be his chancellor. With her connections between Orzammar and Ferelden royalty, she is going to have SO MUCH POWERRRRRRR!!! Convince Alistair to send human troops to the Deep Roads and convince Bhelen to open Orzammar's doors for them -- MUWAHAHAAAAA. *cackles like a maniac*
...Why did I not think of this. I'd be much less torn about Aidan's ending. Crapstcks, I sense an Aidan 2.0 coming on. Same morph, new name, new game.
Well I've played the victim in the DNF story, maybe it's time to play the kinslayer and poiltical side of it. Man, what an origin...I get the dwarf love now. I just won't pick up Shayle this time, I've never sided with Branka. I've never sided with the werewolves. Maybe I can do it this time. After my commoner gets played of course.
#24333
Posté 19 mai 2010 - 07:32
ejoslin wrote...
Lady Jess wrote...
ejoslin wrote...
Ok, I'm having technical difficulties with the third one in the series so I'll try reuploading it, but for now, here's the fourth. It's about Ferelden women and Alistair thinking Crow > Warden.
I'm so downloading this. And one of chrsen's kisses was linked at the end, the dwarf one...HOLY CRAP Alistair could take some friggin lessons! How do I get that to happen? I have never EVER heard the lines charsen's kisses are triggered by, probly why I have never experienced this little delight.
"Then why are we still talking?".../swoon
I need to hear that conversation...lol
That is the best kiss in the game, actually, even vanilla is amazing. The only way to get it though (unless, ummm, you have it modded with a mod I never actually released, but have made available -- for users of the DT compatible version of ZevRing -- I added a few more changes, but I digress) is to first wait for Zevran to proposition the warden, then take the conversation trees that lead to the warden saying, "I don't know about this..." to which Zevran replies something like, "If you're not of a mind, however," to which the warden replies, "I'm definitely of a mind." The vanilla kiss is to the point where Zevran kneels, puts his hand on his/her face, kisses her, then fades to black as he puts his arms around her. Charsen's mod, as you saw, extends it further.
How do you get your sig centered, ejoslin?
#24334
Posté 19 mai 2010 - 07:33
ejoslin wrote...
Lady Jess wrote...
ejoslin wrote...
Ok, I'm having technical difficulties with the third one in the series so I'll try reuploading it, but for now, here's the fourth. It's about Ferelden women and Alistair thinking Crow > Warden.
I'm so downloading this. And one of chrsen's kisses was linked at the end, the dwarf one...HOLY CRAP Alistair could take some friggin lessons! How do I get that to happen? I have never EVER heard the lines charsen's kisses are triggered by, probly why I have never experienced this little delight.
"Then why are we still talking?".../swoon
I need to hear that conversation...lol
That is the best kiss in the game, actually, even vanilla is amazing. The only way to get it though (unless, ummm, you have it modded with a mod I never actually released, but have made available -- for users of the DT compatible version of ZevRing -- I added a few more changes, but I digress) is to first wait for Zevran to proposition the warden, then take the conversation trees that lead to the warden saying, "I don't know about this..." to which Zevran replies something like, "If you're not of a mind, however," to which the warden replies, "I'm definitely of a mind." The vanilla kiss is to the point where Zevran kneels, puts his hand on his/her face, kisses her, then fades to black as he puts his arms around her. Charsen's mod, as you saw, extends it further.
I don't know which version of Zevring I actually have...I didn't get a kiss with my ring however if that helps. Gah I have so many friggin mods. I do have DT, ZevASAP, Zevring, Charsen's Kisses, and TMP's Mild Sex Scenes, and ZDF, and Gatekisses. Must finish Aidan and get to playing Tryna so I can experience the Zev fully...and with my mods hopefully in order.
#24335
Posté 19 mai 2010 - 07:35
lol she does? who is that? this is dwarf face #1 with nose #2Mel_Redux wrote...
sylvanaerie wrote...
Lady Jess wrote...
Gilsa wrote...
Oh, awesome, Jess!
Thanks...too bad I never found the hairstyle pages back...I'm still not happy with her hair, and just can't find one I like and I have about ever hair mod known to man...lol
I like the tucked behind the ears one that TMP has or the one with hair falling on one side with tucks behind one ear.
L Aeducan not swallowing Jory's BS
Damn everytime I look at my pics I wanna play my dwarf again and I sti;l haven't finished my AW yet.
She looks like Abigail Breslin!!
#24336
Posté 19 mai 2010 - 07:36
cmessaz wrote...
Vanillastair's execution has been delayed due to technical difficulties. But it will commence soon.
Please do broadcast the execution.
I suggest letting Leliana give him the kiss of death.
#24337
Posté 19 mai 2010 - 07:40
cmessaz wrote...
Since I probably am going to have to reinstall my game and lose all my characters, I will take my rage out with plan B. Put Alistair's head on Jory and my PC head on Duncan during the joining. Then I get to stab him. That should work! Then I can get my little tantrum over with!klarabella wrote...
You know, he will be saved! A non-Warden Tabris will break into the prison before he can be executed and they'll leave Denerim behind. Your wicked plan will never work!cmessaz wrote...
Vanillastair's execution has been delayed due to technical difficulties. But it will commence soon.
see even the gremlins in your PC don't want you to kill him...give in to the LOOOOOOVE!!!
#24338
Posté 19 mai 2010 - 07:40
KnightofPhoenix wrote...
cmessaz wrote...
Vanillastair's execution has been delayed due to technical difficulties. But it will commence soon.
Please do broadcast the execution.
I suggest letting Leliana give him the kiss of death.
Je tu haine.
edit: Wrong adverb.
Modifié par Kryyptehk, 19 mai 2010 - 07:41 .
#24339
Posté 19 mai 2010 - 07:43
Are we talking Sonya's kiss of death? Or Kitana's?KnightofPhoenix wrote...
cmessaz wrote...
Vanillastair's execution has been delayed due to technical difficulties. But it will commence soon.
Please do broadcast the execution.
I suggest letting Leliana give him the kiss of death.
#24340
Posté 19 mai 2010 - 07:46
Kryyptehk wrote...
KnightofPhoenix wrote...
cmessaz wrote...
Vanillastair's execution has been delayed due to technical difficulties. But it will commence soon.
Please do broadcast the execution.
I suggest letting Leliana give him the kiss of death.
Je tu haine.
edit: Wrong adverb.
You actually had it right. It's "Je te hais"
Perhaps Leliana could teach you more about the language

@ cmessaz, both!
#24341
Posté 19 mai 2010 - 07:49
#24342
Posté 19 mai 2010 - 07:49
KnightofPhoenix wrote...
Kryyptehk wrote...
KnightofPhoenix wrote...
cmessaz wrote...
Vanillastair's execution has been delayed due to technical difficulties. But it will commence soon.
Please do broadcast the execution.
I suggest letting Leliana give him the kiss of death.
Je tu haine.
edit: Wrong adverb.
You actually had it right. It's "Je te hais"
Perhaps Leliana could teach you more about the language
@ cmessaz, both!
Dangit, oh well. You got my meaning.
I like that pic, my hate only goes to those who mention Ali/Leliana, not the injured parties:lol:
#24343
Posté 19 mai 2010 - 07:50
#24344
Posté 19 mai 2010 - 07:50
I'm thinking of trying a Warden ending on my new Dalish character, if I can stomach doing the Alistair romance at all with the LelianaGilsa wrote...
That's my canon character's ending. It sucked that Alistair walked out at Landsmeet like that, but I really felt it was the best gameplay choice. I am hoping that we'll be able to find drunk Alistair and attempt to recruit him back into the Grey Wardens. Loghain got his redemption, why not let Alistair have his?Ramante wrote...
I have made him king once (marrying my Warden), all the other playthroughs are (going to be): Alistair marries Anora, recruting Loghain, refuse the DR and let Loghain kill himself.Gilsa wrote...
I've only made Alistair king once and I don't have that game anymore.Ramante wrote...
Yeah, I know. Sorry wasn't clear.
I assumed that everyone here always made Alistair king, so that's the situation I was talking about. ^^'I am actually going out of my way to make him king this time although I generally prefer Anora to rule alone. =p
Edit: No, wait, I have been marrying Alistair off to Anora so I can tell Morrigan to get bent when she brings up the dark ritual. I was thinking of sole king or sole queen, my bad. Not romancing him in those games though.If he's gone forever, oh well, David Gaider did swear there would be a dwarf romance at some point. =p
#24345
Posté 19 mai 2010 - 07:50
#24346
Posté 19 mai 2010 - 07:50
yukidama wrote...
LOL I'd let devil Alistair drag me to hell any time~
That was a terrible movie:sick:
#24347
Posté 19 mai 2010 - 07:51
Kryyptehk wrote...
yukidama wrote...
LOL I'd let devil Alistair drag me to hell any time~
That was a terrible movie:sick:
I never saw it
#24348
Posté 19 mai 2010 - 07:51
KoP, posting that monstrosity on this thread is asking for trouble. The Morrigan mounting Alistair kind of trouble. You are warned.KnightofPhoenix wrote...
Perhaps Leliana could teach you more about the language
#24349
Posté 19 mai 2010 - 07:52
Sooo, he lights on fire, then explodes? GLORIOUS!KnightofPhoenix wrote...
Kryyptehk wrote...
KnightofPhoenix wrote...
cmessaz wrote...
Vanillastair's execution has been delayed due to technical difficulties. But it will commence soon.
Please do broadcast the execution.
I suggest letting Leliana give him the kiss of death.
Je tu haine.
edit: Wrong adverb.
You actually had it right. It's "Je te hais"
Perhaps Leliana could teach you more about the language
@ cmessaz, both!
#24350
Posté 19 mai 2010 - 07:53
Kryyptehk wrote...
I like that pic, my hate only goes to those who mention Ali/Leliana, not the injured parties:lol:
Should I tell you why Leliana is closing her eyes and seemingly is letting her mind wander off, as she enjoys what *someone* is doing to her, south of the border?




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