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LadyDamodred

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sylvanaerie wrote...
YYYYEEEEESSSS!!! Teagan/Alistair SAMMICH !!!  followed by some Key Lime Pie nibbled off their tummies...Posted Image*sigh* heaven pure heaven


Sammich?

Modifié par LadyDamodred, 20 mai 2010 - 01:09 .


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Emerald Melios

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Speaking of perversions....has anyone noticed what happens when you stand in directly front of Alistair or Leliana when they try to warm their hands on the campfire? ;)

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sylvanaerie

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[quote]LadyDamodred wrote...

[quote]sylvanaerie wrote...

[quote]Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

[quote]sylvanaerie wrote...

[quote]Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

[quote]KnightofPhoenix wrote...

[quote]cmessaz wrote...

Eh Morrigan is right. People are idiots and we shouldn't waste time helping them. I only do it for the sword. [/quote]

Generally, I agree, especially in Redcliffe's case, but I'd miss out on too much if I told everyone in need to **** off and die.

Personally, I'd have been happy to let the village burn, kill Eamon and Isolde, and make Bann Hammer take over.



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I Posted Image this plan...Teagan is much more interesting at the Landsmeet than Eamon.

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And then crown him king. And you and Alistair become his mistresses.

Perfect ending.:wub:

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YYYYEEEEESSSS!!! Teagan/Alistair SAMMICH !!!  followed by some Key Lime Pie nibbled off their tummies...Posted Image*sigh* heaven pure heaven[/quote]

Sammich?[/quote]

YES!  I love that mod!  My two favorite guys in DA:O "at my service" hehe I start giggling as soon as I hear the music and Alistair's first line!

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Poor Alistair, takes down one Ogre and is getting pummeled by another one at the same time
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Take that ugly Ogre spawn Posted Image

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Emerald Melios wrote...

Speaking of perversions....has anyone noticed what happens when you stand in directly front of Alistair or Leliana when they try to warm their hands on the campfire? ;)


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You girls disgust me. If you love someone hard enough, you would not even contemplate a "sammich" as they are perfect on their own.

For example, Morrigan is perfect on her own and I would not have her be part of a sammich. :P

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Skadi_the_Evil_Elf

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[quote]sylvanaerie wrote...

[quote]Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

[quote]sylvanaerie wrote...

[quote]Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

[quote]KnightofPhoenix wrote...

[quote]cmessaz wrote...

Eh Morrigan is right. People are idiots and we shouldn't waste time helping them. I only do it for the sword. [/quote]

Generally, I agree, especially in Redcliffe's case, but I'd miss out on too much if I told everyone in need to **** off and die.

Personally, I'd have been happy to let the village burn, kill Eamon and Isolde, and make Bann Hammer take over.



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I Posted Image this plan...Teagan is much more interesting at the Landsmeet than Eamon.

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And then crown him king. And you and Alistair become his mistresses.

Perfect ending.:wub:

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YYYYEEEEESSSS!!! Teagan/Alistair SAMMICH !!!  followed by some Key Lime Pie nibbled off their tummies...Posted Image*sigh* heaven pure heaven[/quote]

A Teaga-stair sammich with Key Lime Pie spread....

Hmmm...wasn't there some really lame-assed DLC released recently? I think I've just forgotten all about that...:wub:

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yukidama wrote...

Emerald Melios wrote...

Speaking of perversions....has anyone noticed what happens when you stand in directly front of Alistair or Leliana when they try to warm their hands on the campfire? ;)


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Well he DID warn you he feels like he's "all hands"

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mellifera

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Why is everyone replying in the quotes? o_o

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Skadi_the_Evil_Elf

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KnightofPhoenix wrote...

You girls disgust me. If you love someone hard enough, you would not even contemplate a "sammich" as they are perfect on their own.
For example, Morrigan is perfect on her own and I would not have her be part of a sammich. :P



Yes, yes, your lips say no, but every other part says "Oh, why the hell not?"

Because I'm sure you'd totally turn down a royal marital threesome involving Anora and Morrigan.

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KnightofPhoenix wrote...

You girls disgust me. If you love someone hard enough, you would not even contemplate a "sammich" as they are perfect on their own.
For example, Morrigan is perfect on her own and I would not have her be part of a sammich. :P


*coughs at loving someone hard enough*

My mind is gutter central today.  And KoP, what if Morrigan had an identical twin?

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yukidama wrote...

Why is everyone replying in the quotes? o_o


We're lazy?  *goes to fix hers at least*

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yukidama wrote...

Why is everyone replying in the quotes? o_o

*confused by this as well*

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sylvanaerie

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KnightofPhoenix wrote...

You girls disgust me. If you love someone hard enough, you would not even contemplate a "sammich" as they are perfect on their own.
For example, Morrigan is perfect on her own and I would not have her be part of a sammich. :P


you would if Morrigan was twins.  Or triplets...come clean you KNOW you wouldPosted Image

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yukidama wrote...

Emerald Melios wrote...

Speaking of perversions....has anyone noticed what happens when you stand in directly front of Alistair or Leliana when they try to warm their hands on the campfire? ;)


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I think yoiu could even do this with Duncan at Ostagar..... :whistle:

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I kind of wish I hadn't posted anything these past few days, just so I could "stroll" in all nonchalant and be like "Hey guys, did I miss anything?" I never get to be cool like that.



Anyway, here's some gratuitous Landsmeet Torso:

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sabreene wrote...

sylvanaerie wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

cmessaz wrote...

errant_knight wrote...

cmessaz wrote...

What are Morrigan and Alistair arguing about in the Redcliffe chantry?


Morrigan thinks looking for Bevin is a bad idea, and that Kaitlyn should just accept the fact that he's probably dead. Alistair disagrees. ;)

Oh. I have a tendancy to not take Morrigan anywhere. I need to remedy this.


I only wonder why Kaitlyn looked everywhere in Redcliff for her bro..... except she didn't look in her own bloody home!

Eh Morrigan is right. People are idiots and we shouldn't waste time helping them. I only do it for the sword.

she says she did and looked in the square too but she didn't find him.  Guess she didn't open the wardrobe.  Or maybe Bevin was in Narnia at the time she came lookingPosted Image


This made me lol

This time through, I discovered that you get more dialogue with Bevin if Sten isn't with you. I think that was the difference, anyway....

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sylvanaerie wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

You girls disgust me. If you love someone hard enough, you would not even contemplate a "sammich" as they are perfect on their own.
For example, Morrigan is perfect on her own and I would not have her be part of a sammich. :P


you would if Morrigan was twins.  Or triplets...come clean you KNOW you wouldPosted Image

Oh c'mon KoP. You KNOW you would. Posted Image

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KnightofPhoenix

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Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...
Because I'm sure you'd totally turn down a royal marital threesome involving Anora and Morrigan.


Yes I would. Why would I add something average to something already perfect?
Morrigan on her own and nothing more.

@ LD. The world would have been divided by zero if she had a twin. And if she did, I would clone myself and you know the rest.
 

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sylvanaerie

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LadyDamodred wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

You girls disgust me. If you love someone hard enough, you would not even contemplate a "sammich" as they are perfect on their own.
For example, Morrigan is perfect on her own and I would not have her be part of a sammich. :P


*coughs at loving someone hard enough*

My mind is gutter central today.  And KoP, what if Morrigan had an identical twin?


lol  a hard(ened) man is good to find?

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Skadi_the_Evil_Elf

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Emerald Melios wrote...

yukidama wrote...

Emerald Melios wrote...

Speaking of perversions....has anyone noticed what happens when you stand in directly front of Alistair or Leliana when they try to warm their hands on the campfire? ;)


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I think yoiu could even do this with Duncan at Ostagar..... :whistle:



It also works with Loghain, who picks up Alistair's ol fireside haunt if he joins,.:whistle:

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Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Emerald Melios wrote...

yukidama wrote...

Emerald Melios wrote...

Speaking of perversions....has anyone noticed what happens when you stand in directly front of Alistair or Leliana when they try to warm their hands on the campfire? ;)


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I think yoiu could even do this with Duncan at Ostagar..... :whistle:



It also works with Loghain, who picks up Alistair's ol fireside haunt if he joins,.:whistle:


Blasphemy :crying:

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So...Alistair, Lighain, Duncan, and Leliana will all sample the goods if you let them..... <3

Modifié par Emerald Melios, 20 mai 2010 - 01:14 .


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sylvanaerie

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SurelyForth wrote...

I kind of wish I hadn't posted anything these past few days, just so I could "stroll" in all nonchalant and be like "Hey guys, did I miss anything?" I never get to be cool like that.

Anyway, here's some gratuitous Landsmeet Torso:
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oooo Ali belly button. Only thing better than this would be Ali tushy...thats biteable!Posted Image

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KnightofPhoenix wrote...
Yes I would. Why would I add something average to something already perfect?



Because you were born with the genetic deficiency known as "the Y chromosone", and thus, are prone to wanting far more than you can humanly handle.:P