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So, not only does the private at the gate of Vigil's keep lose our love interest's letters she doesn't give us respect!!! Dont tell me just to hold on... u end it with ser or commander!!!

I think she's an Orlais spy feigning stupidity! That would explain why I want to take her to that empty holding cell and ravish her. Posted Image

*Edit
Welcome to the new hybrid thread that has a pic of Oghren in a speedo... European make I believe

Modifié par ENCHANTMENTSSS, 13 avril 2010 - 02:01 .


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She obviously has a secret crush on you. That is why she keeps 'loosing' your love letters, hoping you'll forget about her.

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I can even see it now:



She carefully opens the suspicious looking envelope and stares at the tear drenched letter where Morrigan apologizes for her previous behaviour and desperatly wants to see you again and explain everything, hoping you'll agree to see her in Orlais a week from now if you can forgive her... and then throw the letter into the fire smiling, knowing Morrigan will never catch her beloved Commander again...

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Xandurpein wrote...

I can even see it now:

She carefully opens the suspicious looking envelope and stares at the tear drenched letter where Morrigan apologizes for her previous behaviour and desperatly wants to see you again and explain everything, hoping you'll agree to see her in Orlais a week from now if you can forgive her... and then throw the letter into the fire smiling, knowing Morrigan will never catch her beloved Commander again...


Then she dramatically walks up towards the window to see the warden walking around in the courtyard and takes a sip of wine from the wineglass that she must have been holding for effect.

Yeah, she is certainly a nutjob.

Edit: And yes, when I think about any situation I imagine it being made for a cheesy soap opera.

Modifié par Herr Uhl, 12 avril 2010 - 09:22 .


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Herr Uhl wrote...

Xandurpein wrote...

I can even see it now:

She carefully opens the suspicious looking envelope and stares at the tear drenched letter where Morrigan apologizes for her previous behaviour and desperatly wants to see you again and explain everything, hoping you'll agree to see her in Orlais a week from now if you can forgive her... and then throw the letter into the fire smiling, knowing Morrigan will never catch her beloved Commander again...


Then she dramatically walks up towards the window to see the warden walking around in the courtyard and takes a sip of wine from the wineglass that she must have been holding for effect.

Yeah, she is certainly a nutjob.

Edit: And yes, when I think about any situation I imagine it being made for a cheesy soap opera.


You left out the rain falling and the sad, but subtly dramatic, music (lots of strings) playing in the background. :wizard:

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mousestalker wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

Xandurpein wrote...

I can even see it now:

She carefully opens the suspicious looking envelope and stares at the tear drenched letter where Morrigan apologizes for her previous behaviour and desperatly wants to see you again and explain everything, hoping you'll agree to see her in Orlais a week from now if you can forgive her... and then throw the letter into the fire smiling, knowing Morrigan will never catch her beloved Commander again...


Then she dramatically walks up towards the window to see the warden walking around in the courtyard and takes a sip of wine from the wineglass that she must have been holding for effect.

Yeah, she is certainly a nutjob.

Edit: And yes, when I think about any situation I imagine it being made for a cheesy soap opera.


You left out the rain falling and the sad, but subtly dramatic, music (lots of strings) playing in the background. :wizard:


And the lingering camera shot of the oddly shirtless poolboy. Not sure if there's a pool at Vigil's Keep BUT THERE NOW IS.

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soignee wrote...

And the lingering camera shot of the oddly shirtless poolboy. Not sure if there's a pool at Vigil's Keep BUT THERE NOW IS.


Hmm... as Commander of the Grey there ought to be a way to convince Anders or Nathan that it's part of the Novice Warden's duties to tend the pool, of course apropriately dressed for the event...

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Xandurpein wrote...

soignee wrote...

And the lingering camera shot of the oddly shirtless poolboy. Not sure if there's a pool at Vigil's Keep BUT THERE NOW IS.


Hmm... as Commander of the Grey there ought to be a way to convince Anders or Nathan that it's part of the Novice Warden's duties to tend the pool, of course apropriately dressed for the event...


Or Oghren, and you would have to coerce him not to be shirtless.

Modifié par Herr Uhl, 12 avril 2010 - 10:22 .


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Herr Uhl wrote...

Xandurpein wrote...

soignee wrote...

And the lingering camera shot of the oddly shirtless poolboy. Not sure if there's a pool at Vigil's Keep BUT THERE NOW IS.


Hmm... as Commander of the Grey there ought to be a way to convince Anders or Nathan that it's part of the Novice Warden's duties to tend the pool, of course apropriately dressed for the event...


Or Oghren, and you would have to coerce him not to be shirtless.


He'd make a rubbish poolboy anyway, and pass out drunk on a sun lounger in a pair of speedos.

Sorry, my mind is now imagining Nathaniel in speedos. Nathaniel= Official Vigil's Keep poolboy. Has to work off his Daddy's debt somehow!

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Oghren… in a pair of Speedos… you just had to give us that little gift of an image, didn't you? :?

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Nukenin wrote...

Oghren… in a pair of Speedos… you just had to give us that little gift of an image, didn't you? :?


I will gift more, since I am the charitable sort:

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I shall stab my eyes now...

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soignee wrote...

mousestalker wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

Xandurpein wrote...

I can even see it now:

She carefully opens the suspicious looking envelope and stares at the tear drenched letter where Morrigan apologizes for her previous behaviour and desperatly wants to see you again and explain everything, hoping you'll agree to see her in Orlais a week from now if you can forgive her... and then throw the letter into the fire smiling, knowing Morrigan will never catch her beloved Commander again...


Then she dramatically walks up towards the window to see the warden walking around in the courtyard and takes a sip of wine from the wineglass that she must have been holding for effect.

Yeah, she is certainly a nutjob.

Edit: And yes, when I think about any situation I imagine it being made for a cheesy soap opera.


You left out the rain falling and the sad, but subtly dramatic, music (lots of strings) playing in the background. :wizard:


And the lingering camera shot of the oddly shirtless poolboy. Not sure if there's a pool at Vigil's Keep BUT THERE NOW IS.


Could be a shirtless stableboy...who somehow stays remarkably in good shape and wears torn jeans like the true king of Ferelden with glistening blonde/black/red (take your pick of sexy) long hair and even though he shovels dung for a living doesn't have a BIT of dirt to mar that sweating torso.  Maybe just a hint of 5 o'clock shadow on his chin and a few pieces of straw in that hair...

Kay...gonna shut up now...

(Hey look Enchantmentsss, no zombies or cheese in the post!  Unless you wanna count the cheesy romance novel image as cheese. Then make it Brie.  I want something more sophisticated than chedder to have with my wine while I watch something like that moving around in my courtyard.)

Modifié par sylvanaerie, 12 avril 2010 - 12:48 .


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sylvanaerie wrote...


soignee wrote...

mousestalker wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

Xandurpein wrote...

I can even see it now:

She carefully opens the suspicious looking envelope and stares at the tear drenched letter where Morrigan apologizes for her previous behaviour and desperatly wants to see you again and explain everything, hoping you'll agree to see her in Orlais a week from now if you can forgive her... and then throw the letter into the fire smiling, knowing Morrigan will never catch her beloved Commander again...


Then she dramatically walks up towards the window to see the warden walking around in the courtyard and takes a sip of wine from the wineglass that she must have been holding for effect.

Yeah, she is certainly a nutjob.

Edit: And yes, when I think about any situation I imagine it being made for a cheesy soap opera.


You left out the rain falling and the sad, but subtly dramatic, music (lots of strings) playing in the background. :wizard:


And the lingering camera shot of the oddly shirtless poolboy. Not sure if there's a pool at Vigil's Keep BUT THERE NOW IS.


Could be a shirtless stableboy...who somehow stays remarkably in good shape and wears torn jeans like the true king of Ferelden with glistening blonde/black/red (take your pick of sexy) long hair and even though he shovels dung for a living doesn't have a BIT of dirt to mar that sweating torso.  Maybe just a hint of 5 o'clock shadow on his chin and a few pieces of straw in that hair...

Kay...gonna shut up now...


Someone is having a good morning!  Who put the fun juice in the
community punch bowl today?  Sami jo approves +10!

 Edited: because I need more coffee!

Modifié par sami jo, 12 avril 2010 - 12:50 .


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OMG i call her barbie to i dont even notice her names private well rank anyway and the photo of oghren burned my eyes lmao never wana see that agian!

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I doubt I will ever look at private postlady in the same way again...

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soignee wrote...

Nukenin wrote...

Oghren… in a pair of Speedos… you just had to give us that little gift of an image, didn't you? :?


I will gift more, since I am the charitable sort:

[CENSORED]

[…]

:pinched:

You know, I could have loaded up Dragon Age, picked up Oghren, and stripped him of his armor/clothing.  But I chose not to.  I CHOSE NOT TO.  I had to go see what had been left in this thread instead.

:crying:

Modifié par Nukenin, 12 avril 2010 - 01:56 .


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Nukenin wrote...

soignee wrote...

Nukenin wrote...

Oghren… in a pair of Speedos… you just had to give us that little gift of an image, didn't you? :?


I will gift more, since I am the charitable sort:

[CENSORED]

[…]

:pinched:

You know, I could have loaded up Dragon Age, picked up Oghren, and stripped him of his armor/clothing.  But I chose not to.  I CHOSE NOT TO.  I had to go see what had been left in this thread instead.

:crying:



Aaw, you're welcome <3

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Nukenin wrote...

You know, I could have loaded up Dragon Age, picked up Oghren, and stripped him of his armor/clothing.  But I chose not to.  I CHOSE NOT TO.  I had to go see what had been left in this thread instead.

:crying:


It's not the same without the socks, anyway.

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Does she need a backstory? If so her entire family died. And this is how it happened.



They were walking down a quite road then BOOM Alpaca out of ****ing nowhere.

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soignee wrote...

Nukenin wrote...

Oghren… in a pair of Speedos… you just had to give us that little gift of an image, didn't you? :?


I will gift more, since I am the charitable sort:

Posted Image

Artwork by Lubyelfears over at DeviantArt!


LMAO. 

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sylvanaerie wrote...


soignee wrote...

mousestalker wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

Xandurpein wrote...

I can even see it now:

She carefully opens the suspicious looking envelope and stares at the tear drenched letter where Morrigan apologizes for her previous behaviour and desperatly wants to see you again and explain everything, hoping you'll agree to see her in Orlais a week from now if you can forgive her... and then throw the letter into the fire smiling, knowing Morrigan will never catch her beloved Commander again...


Then she dramatically walks up towards the window to see the warden walking around in the courtyard and takes a sip of wine from the wineglass that she must have been holding for effect.

Yeah, she is certainly a nutjob.

Edit: And yes, when I think about any situation I imagine it being made for a cheesy soap opera.


You left out the rain falling and the sad, but subtly dramatic, music (lots of strings) playing in the background. :wizard:


And the lingering camera shot of the oddly shirtless poolboy. Not sure if there's a pool at Vigil's Keep BUT THERE NOW IS.


Could be a shirtless stableboy...who somehow stays remarkably in good shape and wears torn jeans like the true king of Ferelden with glistening blonde/black/red (take your pick of sexy) long hair and even though he shovels dung for a living doesn't have a BIT of dirt to mar that sweating torso.  Maybe just a hint of 5 o'clock shadow on his chin and a few pieces of straw in that hair...

Kay...gonna shut up now...

(Hey look Enchantmentsss, no zombies or cheese in the post!  Unless you wanna count the cheesy romance novel image as cheese. Then make it Brie.  I want something more sophisticated than chedder to have with my wine while I watch something like that moving around in my courtyard.)


Are you trying to recruit Teagan for the Vigil stable boy??????

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Co-ed Vigils Keep water polo team ... Oghren, Nate, Anders, Teagan - Speedos with griffin logos on the front. The sun glstening off of Anders and Nate's tan, broad shoulders as they keep throwing the ball over Oghrens head. Oghren hopelessly swatting at the ball as it flies by. Then Private Barbie and I get to sit on those broad shoulders, and play a game of pool chicken (I get Ander's Shoulders). Yes, King Alistair should have given more thought to leaving me alone at Vigils Keep.

Modifié par rak72, 12 avril 2010 - 04:39 .


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rak72 wrote...

Co-ed Vigils Keep water polo team ... Oghren, Nate, Anders, Teagan - Speedos with griffin logos on the front. The sun glstening off of Anders and Nate's tan, broad shoulders as the keep throwing the ball over Oghrens head. Oghren hopelessly swatting at the ball as it flies by. Then Private Barbie and I get to sit on those broad shoulders, and play a game of pool chicken (I get Ander's Shoulders). Yes, King Alistair should have given more thought to leaving me alone at Vigils Keep.


*missa brosca leans back on the sun lounger with one of those drinks that have umbrellas in them and wearing a bikini, watching the fun*

Well, alright. I like where this is going. SENSHAL, ANOTHER VIRGIN FROZEN MARGARITA PLEASE *snaps fingers*

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soignee wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

Xandurpein wrote...

soignee wrote...

And the lingering camera shot of the oddly shirtless poolboy. Not sure if there's a pool at Vigil's Keep BUT THERE NOW IS.


Hmm... as Commander of the Grey there ought to be a way to convince Anders or Nathan that it's part of the Novice Warden's duties to tend the pool, of course apropriately dressed for the event...


Or Oghren, and you would have to coerce him not to be shirtless.


He'd make a rubbish poolboy anyway, and pass out drunk on a sun lounger in a pair of speedos.

Sorry, my mind is now imagining Nathaniel in speedos. Nathaniel= Official Vigil's Keep poolboy. Has to work off his Daddy's debt somehow!


Oh.  My.  God.  :wub::wub::wub::wub::wub:  I would like to get behind this plan.  I mean support it.  *just realized there's no way to say that without it coming out the wrong way*
Nathaniel: Deft Hands.  Likes to do it from behind.  Wants to know if he has pleased me.  Indeed, the perfect man, for any occasion.