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[Xandurpein]

You'd think that with an entire polo team in speedo's that crazy private would have better things to do than stalk the Warden Commander and destroy his love letters. She is definitly creepy now...

[KnightofPhoenix]

Herr Uhl wrote...

Xandurpein wrote...

I can even see it now:

She carefully opens the suspicious looking envelope and stares at the tear drenched letter where Morrigan apologizes for her previous behaviour and desperatly wants to see you again and explain everything, hoping you'll agree to see her in Orlais a week from now if you can forgive her... and then throw the letter into the fire smiling, knowing Morrigan will never catch her beloved Commander again...

Then she dramatically walks up towards the window to see the warden walking around in the courtyard and takes a sip of wine from the wineglass that she must have been holding for effect.

Yeah, she is certainly a nutjob.

Edit: And yes, when I think about any situation I imagine it being made for a cheesy soap opera.

That **** is going down.

[rak72]

Xandurpein wrote...

You'd think that with an entire polo team in speedo's that crazy private would have better things to do than stalk the Warden Commander and destroy his love letters. She is definitly creepy now...

Nate and Anders are all good in their speedos, but when she saw you, the WARDEN COMMANDER in his speedos, that was it - you found yourself a stalker.  Nothing turns a woman on like power.

[Herr Uhl]

rak72 wrote...

Xandurpein wrote...

You'd think that with an entire polo team in speedo's that crazy private would have better things to do than stalk the Warden Commander and destroy his love letters. She is definitly creepy now...

Nate and Anders are all good in their speedos, but when she saw you, the WARDEN COMMANDER in his speedos, that was it - you found yourself a stalker.  Nothing turns a woman on like power.

Or *her* speedos.

[rak72]

The lady speedos have the griffin logo on the Butt. Navy Blue, Gold Griffin

[rak72]

Herr Uhl wrote...

rak72 wrote...

Xandurpein wrote...

You'd think that with an entire polo team in speedo's that crazy private would have better things to do than stalk the Warden Commander and destroy his love letters. She is definitly creepy now...

Nate and Anders are all good in their speedos, but when she saw you, the WARDEN COMMANDER in his speedos, that was it - you found yourself a stalker.  Nothing turns a woman on like power.

Or *her* speedos.

It was just an innocent game of chicken!

[Xandurpein]

rak72 wrote...

Xandurpein wrote...

You'd think that with an entire polo team in speedo's that crazy private would have better things to do than stalk the Warden Commander and destroy his love letters. She is definitly creepy now...

Nate and Anders are all good in their speedos, but when she saw you, the WARDEN COMMANDER in his speedos, that was it - you found yourself a stalker.  Nothing turns a woman on like power.

Morrigan: *eyes tearing* Why didn't you ever return my letter?
PC: It's not my fault that crazy **** destroyed your letters
Morrigan: *arches an eyebrow*
PC: Well... um... it all started when the mail delivery girl saw me during polo training
Morrigan: *stares intently*
PC: I swear, I did nothing to lead her on. She is crazy... Just because I was wearing those new speedos with griffins...
Morrigan: *stares icily*
PC: You're not buying this are you...

[rak72]

Xandurpein wrote...

rak72 wrote...

Xandurpein wrote...

You'd think that with an entire polo team in speedo's that crazy private would have better things to do than stalk the Warden Commander and destroy his love letters. She is definitly creepy now...

Nate and Anders are all good in their speedos, but when she saw you, the WARDEN COMMANDER in his speedos, that was it - you found yourself a stalker.  Nothing turns a woman on like power.

Morrigan: *eyes tearing* Why didn't you ever return my letter?
PC: It's not my fault that crazy **** destroyed your letters
Morrigan: *arches an eyebrow*
PC: Well... um... it all started when the mail delivery girl saw me during polo training
Morrigan: *stares intently*
PC: I swear, I did nothing to lead her on. She is crazy... Just because I was wearing those new speedos with griffins...
Morrigan: *stares icily*
PC: You're not buying this are you...

I wouldn't want to be Private Barbi when Mo finds out!

[Xandurpein]

rak72 wrote...

Xandurpein wrote...

rak72 wrote...

Xandurpein wrote...

You'd think that with an entire polo team in speedo's that crazy private would have better things to do than stalk the Warden Commander and destroy his love letters. She is definitly creepy now...

Nate and Anders are all good in their speedos, but when she saw you, the WARDEN COMMANDER in his speedos, that was it - you found yourself a stalker.  Nothing turns a woman on like power.

Morrigan: *eyes tearing* Why didn't you ever return my letter?
PC: It's not my fault that crazy **** destroyed your letters
Morrigan: *arches an eyebrow*
PC: Well... um... it all started when the mail delivery girl saw me during polo training
Morrigan: *stares intently*
PC: I swear, I did nothing to lead her on. She is crazy... Just because I was wearing those new speedos with griffins...
Morrigan: *stares icily*
PC: You're not buying this are you...

I wouldn't want to be Private Barbi when Mo finds out!

More like Barbi the warty frog in the murky pond I suspect.

[khathaway71]

Aw...poor girl. As if growing up with a name like Private wasn't bad enough. Think of all the teasing she got in school. *shudders*



Its no wonder she isn't mentally stable. Then again what girl wouldn't flip for a stud like the Warden Commander? Plus they say all is fair in love and war!



*giggles*

[Chasseresse]

I always thought that she was a little pop-eyed because she saw Oghren like... that picture posted above. Like... THAT. And it's a wonder the rest of us aren't looking the same way, now, . Give the poor girl some of what's in the cask then, or pass her a glass of that wine. And then pass me some.






However... I whole edly approve of making Nate and Anders pool boys. And the Seneschal. And Garahel or whatever his name is also at the Keep. And the commander or captain or whatever he is in charge of Amaranthine's guards. They could face off in pairs for the water polo games... and the winners get something special...

[SurelyForth]

Chasseresse wrote...

However... I whole edly approve of making Nate and Anders pool boys. And the Seneschal. And Garahel or whatever his name is also at the Keep. And the commander or captain or whatever he is in charge of Amaranthine's guards. They could face off in pairs for the water polo games... and the winners get something special...

It all sound like fun now, but I imagine that Wade would become next to useless with all that going on.

[soignee]

hahah. Wade and Herren watersports team, gogogo!

[rak72]

Ha Ha, Wade - I can just see him sashaying around the pool, holding his fruity drink, bouncing up & down clapping. Wearing his Griffin Speedos (Aqua Blue with black griffin)

[rak72]

I don't think they would approve at Wysp Fort

[RecklezzRogue]

roflmao.....the whole thread....

[Xandurpein]

rak72 wrote...

Ha Ha, Wade - I can just see him sashaying around the pool, holding his fruity drink, bouncing up & down clapping. Wearing his Griffin Speedos (Aqua Blue with black griffin)

And Herren jealously circling Wade, angry because he gives away those fruit drinks free to all the studs in speedos, instead of selling them as agreed.

Modifié par Xandurpein, 12 avril 2010 - 07:42 .

[SurelyForth]

Xandurpein wrote...

And Herren jealously circling Wade, angry because he gives away those fruit drinks free to all the studs in speedos, instead of selling them as agreed.

It's always business first with Herren. It should make him feel better to know that Wade forces everyone to hunt down their own fruity drink components, so he's not out quite as much money.

[rak72]

I bet Wade has a really hair chest ... but he gets his back waxed

Modifié par rak72, 12 avril 2010 - 07:50 .

[Xandurpein]

SurelyForth wrote...

Xandurpein wrote...

And Herren jealously circling Wade, angry because he gives away those fruit drinks free to all the studs in speedos, instead of selling them as agreed.

It's always business first with Herren. It should make him feel better to know that Wade forces everyone to hunt down their own fruity drink components, so he's not out quite as much money.

'Not quite as out of money' is just really not enough for poor Herren.

[Herr Uhl]

I'm starting to wonder how this turned from Private Barbie's backstory to "Wade's gay pool adventure".



I guess it was inevitable.

[soignee]

Herr Uhl wrote...

I'm starting to wonder how this turned from Private Barbie's backstory to "Wade's gay pool adventure".

I guess it was inevitable.

speedos were mentioned. Obviously.

[sylvanaerie]

rak72 wrote...

sylvanaerie wrote...

soignee wrote...

mousestalker wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

Xandurpein wrote...

I can even see it now:

She carefully opens the suspicious looking envelope and stares at the tear drenched letter where Morrigan apologizes for her previous behaviour and desperatly wants to see you again and explain everything, hoping you'll agree to see her in Orlais a week from now if you can forgive her... and then throw the letter into the fire smiling, knowing Morrigan will never catch her beloved Commander again...

Then she dramatically walks up towards the window to see the warden walking around in the courtyard and takes a sip of wine from the wineglass that she must have been holding for effect.

Yeah, she is certainly a nutjob.

Edit: And yes, when I think about any situation I imagine it being made for a cheesy soap opera.

You left out the rain falling and the sad, but subtly dramatic, music (lots of strings) playing in the background. 

And the lingering camera shot of the oddly shirtless poolboy. Not sure if there's a pool at Vigil's Keep BUT THERE NOW IS.

Could be a shirtless stableboy...who somehow stays remarkably in good shape and wears torn jeans like the true king of Ferelden with glistening blonde/black/red (take your pick of sexy) long hair and even though he shovels dung for a living doesn't have a BIT of dirt to mar that sweating torso.  Maybe just a hint of 5 o'clock shadow on his chin and a few pieces of straw in that hair...

Kay...gonna shut up now...

(Hey look Enchantmentsss, no zombies or cheese in the post!  Unless you wanna count the cheesy romance novel image as cheese. Then make it Brie.  I want something more sophisticated than chedder to have with my wine while I watch something like that moving around in my courtyard.)

Are you trying to recruit Teagan for the Vigil stable boy??????

MMMMmmmaybe. I was rather inspired by that one pic of shirtless Teagan surrounded by three lovelies.

[Axekix]

Xandurpein wrote...

Morrigan: *eyes tearing* Why didn't you ever return my letter?
PC: It's not my fault that crazy **** destroyed your letters
Morrigan: *arches an eyebrow* ... You're still with Leliana?!

Fixed

[Xandurpein]

Axekix wrote...

Xandurpein wrote...

Morrigan: *eyes tearing* Why didn't you ever return my letter?
PC: It's not my fault that crazy **** destroyed your letters
Morrigan: *arches an eyebrow* ... You're still with Leliana?!

Fixed

OMG! It was staring us in the face all along. Private Barbie is really Leliana in disguise, that sneaky Orlesian bard....!!!